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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 06:22:42 AM

Title: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 06:22:42 AM
:laugh3:





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Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Frood on August 25, 2020, 06:35:12 AM
Get revenge...





...eat the elk.





Fair is fair....
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 06:53:24 AM
Elk...Turkeys...garden vegetables and potatoes, you'll never need to grocery shop again. Spend the savings on beer.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:04:32 AM
You've come a long way from watching Negroes do drug deals in the parking lot from the balcony of your tiny cookie cutter condo while the downstairs neighbours are screaming at each other.



Appreciate the fuck out of that whenever you're feeling sorry for yourself.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:12:46 AM
It's a different experience walking out your front door, and seeing Elk 20 feet away from you eating your grass!



I admire these animals.  While I have the means to fully protect myself from any predator in North America, I find that I don't need to do so very often here...
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:14:57 AM
ac_wub
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:18:18 AM
Some folks are born in the city and live their lives there never getting out of it. They only see pictures of things like that in the media. Your right, it's right outside your door.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:32:30 AM
Call me    ac_hithere
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 07:38:26 AM
It's a large lawn to mow...   It's YUGE!



Takes dedication!



It's YUGE!
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Renee on August 25, 2020, 09:53:54 AM
Wow, an animal on your front lawn, how thrilling. If I would have know that this was of such interest to you I would taken pictures of the enormous black bear that was in my garbage the other morning and the red fox that was brazenly teasing my dogs last week. Don't even get me started on the herd of whitetails that ate my flowers this year and the record number of fawns we have in the neighborhood. I've seen squirrles, chipmunks, rabbits, raccoons, turkeys,  hawks, frogs, toads, turtles, snakes mice and the number of birds of all different type is just off the chart....   :001_rolleyes:



BTW, back around 2006 someone saw bigfoot not too far from my current address....sadly no pictures though.... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 10:39:09 AM
Gross. There are rodents all around Renee's house. She is always eating when walking around and crumbs drop everywhere.,
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: cc on August 25, 2020, 12:44:38 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=377493 time=1598363634 user_id=156'''''



BTW, back around 2006 someone saw bigfoot not too far from my current address....sadly no pictures though....:


You'll be OK. I have it on good source that they are friendly and gentle
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 01:27:45 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=377499 time=1598366349
Gross. There are rodents all around Renee's house. She is always eating when walking around and crumbs drop everywhere.,


Dropping crumbs and leaving garbage astrewn is a sure way to attract rodents. It is best to clean up after ones self after eating and to store leftover food in a sturdy container. Also secure your garbage as this too draws vermin.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Renee on August 25, 2020, 03:11:17 PM
Someone must have left the lid off a garbage can around here. I saw a big greasey rat creeping around recently. I Think it might be someone's pet as it was wearing a pair of yellow monkey pants.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 04:09:46 PM
Quote from: "Ol'Fisheye" post_id=377476 time=1598352804
Elk...Turkeys...garden vegetables and potatoes, you'll never need to grocery shop again. Spend the savings on beer.


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 04:17:18 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=377543 time=1598382677 user_id=156
Someone must have left the lid off a garbage can around here. I saw a big greasey rat creeping around recently. I Think it might be someone's pet as it was wearing a pair of yellow monkey pants.

And a straight jacket.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





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Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: "Joe from Memebee" post_id=377580 time=1598394879
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





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you sick queer, all you have is 2 peas and a baby carrot
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2020, 09:25:34 PM
ac_wub  call me


Quote from: "Joe from Memebee" post_id=377580 time=1598394879
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





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Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Renee on August 26, 2020, 07:44:22 AM
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186
Quote from: "Ol'Fisheye" post_id=377476 time=1598352804
Elk...Turkeys...garden vegetables and potatoes, you'll never need to grocery shop again. Spend the savings on beer.


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.


The only thing Mel is ever going to kill is his liver.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Blurt on August 26, 2020, 10:09:36 AM
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: kiebers on August 26, 2020, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?

One's shrug of the shoulders is pretty much the same as anothers... ac_dunno
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Renee on August 26, 2020, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?


More like "what" was Melk grazing at 3:22 AM but I think we all know the answer to that.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2020, 06:47:27 PM
Hot pockets and pop tarts...
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Odinson on August 26, 2020, 07:14:27 PM
Elk steaks... MMmm delicious..



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Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Frood on August 26, 2020, 07:19:43 PM
Ooooo.....ohhhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh....
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2020, 10:58:42 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=377770 time=1598483667 user_id=136
Elk steaks... MMmm delicious..



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That does look good. Mel should kill all the animals in his yard and eat them. Odi, do you eat Raindeer in Finland? I heard you do and that it is quite good.
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2020, 07:00:34 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?

You come to the Koots, and I'll work the Tranny right outta ya Blurtski!
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2020, 07:50:53 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=377493 time=1598363634 user_id=156
Wow, an animal on your front lawn.

Enjoy your Negroes in Jersey...
Title: Re: Elk eating my lawn...
Post by: Renee on August 27, 2020, 09:55:31 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=377856 time=1598529053
Quote from: Renee post_id=377493 time=1598363634 user_id=156
Wow, an animal on your front lawn.

Enjoy your Negroes in Jersey...


Enjoy your liver failure in BC.
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