Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.
Totally.
:yuk:
Quote from: Edward post_id=377720 time=1598471033
Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.
I have a beard, but I do not let it get long. Women find it masculine, You aint getting anything but rubber dolls. It is too bad your balls never dropped and you can't grow one.
Even if Eddie could grow a beard, he still would never get a woman he could not deflate and store in his dresser drawer.
Eddie looks like one of those guys who cant grow a nice beard..
Their beards look like a bunch of pubes.
Doesn't surprise me that herman has an ugly hobo beard.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=377727 time=1598472879 user_id=136
Eddie looks like one of those guys who cant grow a nice beard..
Their beards look like a bunch of pubes.
He cannot grow muscles or a beard. You need testosterone for both. Thank God that freak of nature never reproduced.
Lean 6' tall 200 lb man who has a black belt in Karate and was trained in boxing by Rick Funk. I am scared of nobody.
Quote from: Edward post_id=377752 time=1598476773
Fat 5 tall 250 lb man with a big gut who has a black blow up woman bought on eBay. I am scared of my own shadow.
Quote from: Edward post_id=377752 time=1598476773
Lean 6' tall 200 lb man who has a black belt in Karate and was trained in boxing by Rick Funk. I am scared of nobody.
Not even Mr. Ford, Mr. Chevy, Mr. Toyota, or Mr. Nissan?
Ed can't grow a beard. Puberty never kicked in. ac_lmfao
Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.
I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like. Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=377783 time=1598489211 user_id=164
Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.
I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like. Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.
Ed can't grow a beard. :roll:
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=377783 time=1598489211 user_id=164
Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.
You should know you fuked one
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=377783 time=1598489211 user_id=164
Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.
I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like. Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.
Don't be dumb. I am a blue eyed, white skinned Caucasian man.
Like all chugs, Ed has a big gut with skinny legs and arms. ac_toofunny
Like all gooks you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
Quote from: Edward post_id=377720 time=1598471033
Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.
Translation:
Eddud's mom withheld the SSDI check from him this month and he's feeling some type of way
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=377803 time=1598494691 user_id=3214
Quote from: Edward post_id=377720 time=1598471033
Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.
Translation:
Eddud's mom withheld the SSDI check from him this month and he's feeling some type of way
That and I still cannot grow facial hair like a real man.
Not hard to imagine a clean-shaven manboy wearing monkey pants.
Gotta keep things clean for the ladies. Face bristles can damage rubber surfaces, I've heard.
Quote from: Blurt post_id=378002 time=1598638822 user_id=1974
Face bristles can damage rubber surfaces, I've heard.
I am sure Eddie the can confirm that.
I doubt eddy has enough male hormone in him to grow hair on his face
And then there's melanie ac_unsure
Quote from: cc post_id=378004 time=1598639809 user_id=88
I doubt eddy is man enough to grow hair on his face
And then there's melanie :confused1:
Eddie can't grow facial hair and he is jealous of us real men that can.
Little Eddie isn't allowed to grow a beard. Evs hates it when her ankles get scratched up by his facial stubble.
Quote from: Renee post_id=378022 time=1598643822 user_id=156
Little Eddie isn't allowed to grow a beard. Evs hates it when her ankles get scratched up by his facial stubble.
Than it's a good thing she picked a crazy Indian like little Eddie as her deranged pet.
I am thinking about growing out my beard again. My beautiful wife loves it. Like all real men, my beard grows quick.