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Title: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2013, 08:59:39 PM
What a lunatic. I think that Alfred E. Neumann lookalike wants in my pants.



BTW, this is not my board and Pansie Liu was 5 or 6 handles and well over two years ago.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Obvious Li on November 26, 2013, 09:45:01 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"What a lunatic. I think that Alfred E. Neumann lookalike wants in my pants.



BTW, this is not my board and Pansie Liu was 5 or 6 handles and well over two years ago.




lol@Pansy...thats the price you pay for being a sex goddess baby..... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2013, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"What a lunatic. I think that Alfred E. Neumann lookalike wants in my pants.



BTW, this is not my board and Pansie Liu was 5 or 6 handles and well over two years ago.

Maybe he does not mean to be rude or mean Shen Li.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:28:56 AM
He hates women.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"He hates women.

Oh I don't know about that, that seems a bit unfair.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:43:38 AM
He is on a bender half the time and he hates all women. :D
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 01:44:33 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"He hates women.

A bender meaning he is drunk?
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:50:35 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"He hates women.

A bender meaning he is drunk?


24/7 drunk for days.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:56:41 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"What a lunatic. I think that Alfred E. Neumann lookalike wants in my pants.



BTW, this is not my board and Pansie Liu was 5 or 6 handles and well over two years ago.


He is a guy... You women just sometimes forget the name of the game.



Luckily many of the women hunt for only one thing in a man.  :lol:
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 08:48:06 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"He hates women.

A bender meaning he is drunk?


24/7 drunk for days.

If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
A bender meaning he is drunk?


24/7 drunk for days.

If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?


I don´t know. His most likely nearing his fifties like every1 else in that forum.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 09:02:47 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"


24/7 drunk for days.

If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?


I don´t know. His most likely nearing his fifties like every1 else in that forum.

I hope he has family or friends that will intervene on his behalf or he might not live much longer..



I feel pity for him.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 09:06:36 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?


I don´t know. His most likely nearing his fifties like every1 else in that forum.

I hope he has family or friends that will intervene on his behalf or he might not live much longer..



I certainly feel sorry for him.


He is uncurable. He is sometimes pretty funny though.. :D



I sometimes see a glimpse of basic nordic humour in there.. The best humour.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 09:18:21 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"


I don´t know. His most likely nearing his fifties like every1 else in that forum.

I hope he has family or friends that will intervene on his behalf or he might not live much longer..



I certainly feel sorry for him.


He is uncurable. He is sometimes pretty funny though.. :D



I sometimes see a glimpse of basic nordic humour in there.. The best humour.

If what you say about alcoholism is true, that is sad not funny.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 09:24:29 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I hope he has family or friends that will intervene on his behalf or he might not live much longer..



I certainly feel sorry for him.


He is uncurable. He is sometimes pretty funny though.. :D



I sometimes see a glimpse of basic nordic humour in there.. The best humour.

If what you say about alcoholism is true, that is sad not funny.


Read what the "one man wolf pack" Mel Gibson writes... He is a drunk truck-driver with gross self-esteem issues and a quite sizable nest egg apparently.

His wife cheats on him with a black man and divorced him yet lives in a same apartment.



You cannot find this stuff in a joke-book.  :lol:



They are such sorry asses that you have to laugh. That forum is a humanwaste pit.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Obvious Li on November 27, 2013, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"


He is uncurable. He is sometimes pretty funny though.. :D



I sometimes see a glimpse of basic nordic humour in there.. The best humour.

If what you say about alcoholism is true, that is sad not funny.


Read what the "one man wolf pack" Mel Gibson writes... He is a drunk truck-driver with gross self-esteem issues and a quite sizable nest egg apparently.

His wife cheats on him with a black man and divorced him yet lives in a same apartment.



You cannot find this stuff in a joke-book.  :lol:



They are such sorry asses that you have to laugh. That forum is a humanwaste pit.






mostly true Odie...except the part about nordic humor...norwegians are the most humorless group i have ever encountered.........don't know about finns.....probably low IQ has something to do with it...... :ugeek:
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: cc on November 27, 2013, 12:21:03 PM
and ... when drunk, anything seems funny
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on November 27, 2013, 12:28:36 PM
I think OBI is funny, Funny looking and a complete pecker head loser 5 samich eating moronic fucktard with an IQ of .34.....(deep breath)
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 01:07:16 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
A bender meaning he is drunk?


24/7 drunk for days.

If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?

He's probably in his mid to late 50's. I am sure he is older than my daddy, he sure looks like it. He was married once apparently, major drug and alcohol issues, wife left him, sons didn't amount to a hill of beans and have zero contact with him. He seems to hate everyone except Aboriginal men. He really loves them though.



Anyway, he creeps me the fuck out.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:08:33 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"I think OBI is funny, Funny looking and a complete pecker head loser 5 samich eating moronic fucktard with an IQ of .34.....(deep breath)


Ah the reeker just cannot stay away.



Why don´t you just go daydreaming of petite asian girls wearing sexy schoolgirl outfits... Just like in the anime, which you just luuuvvv..
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:09:59 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"


24/7 drunk for days.

If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?

He's probably in his mid to late 50's. I am sure he is older than my daddy, he sure looks like it. He was married once apparently, major drug and alcohol issues, wife left him, sons didn't amount to a hill of beans and have zero contact with him. He seems to hate everyone except Aboriginal men. He really loves them though.



Anyway, he creeps me the fuck out.


Nah it attacked me when I revealed my Mr. Nate Higgers alter ego.  :D
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2013, 01:15:21 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
If what you say about alcoholism is true, that is sad not funny.


Read what the "one man wolf pack" Mel Gibson writes... He is a drunk truck-driver with gross self-esteem issues and a quite sizable nest egg apparently.

His wife cheats on him with a black man and divorced him yet lives in a same apartment.



You cannot find this stuff in a joke-book.  :lol:



They are such sorry asses that you have to laugh. That forum is a humanwaste pit.






mostly true Odie...except the part about nordic humor...norwegians are the most humorless group i have ever encountered.........don't know about finns.....probably low IQ has something to do with it...... :ugeek:


When things get really miserable, we start laughing and fix it. We usually take the crap that falls upon us with humour. Like when my car broke down over a 130km from the nearest housing... No cellphone coverage. I just started walking.



Norwegians and the swedes have no humour.



Mel Gibsons life is full of crap. So is Oskies. Atleast Gordy knows how to deal with the internet folk.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
If that is true, then I feel very sorry for him..



He will not live a long life if he continues to do that much longer..



How old is Oscar Mayer?

He's probably in his mid to late 50's. I am sure he is older than my daddy, he sure looks like it. He was married once apparently, major drug and alcohol issues, wife left him, sons didn't amount to a hill of beans and have zero contact with him. He seems to hate everyone except Aboriginal men. He really loves them though.



Anyway, he creeps me the fuck out.


Nah it attacked me when I revealed my Mr. Nate Higgers alter ego.  :D

 :roll:
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 28, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
He's probably in his mid to late 50's. I am sure he is older than my daddy, he sure looks like it. He was married once apparently, major drug and alcohol issues, wife left him, sons didn't amount to a hill of beans and have zero contact with him. He seems to hate everyone except Aboriginal men. He really loves them though.



Anyway, he creeps me the fuck out.


Nah it attacked me when I revealed my Mr. Nate Higgers alter ego.  :D

 :roll:


I´m sowry.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on November 28, 2013, 03:55:12 PM
Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2013, 04:03:00 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?

Keeps, ya knows I luvs ya, but wtf kinda question is that? I assume you are going somewhere with this?
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on November 28, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?

Keeps, ya knows I luvs ya, but wtf kinda question is that? I assume you are going somewhere with this?

 ;)
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 29, 2013, 02:55:56 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?


All that name does is remind me of Obi wan Kenobi.



The really big red ones... They taste sweet. Around stores only in christmas time...



The sight of them always reminds me of warmth because my mother always puts them in a bowl in christmas



She is a very loving mother. She always worries.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Obvious Li on November 29, 2013, 04:22:13 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?


All that name does is remind me of Obi wan Kenobi.



The really big red ones... They taste sweet. Around stores only in christmas time...



The sight of them always reminds me of warmth because my mother always puts them in a bowl in christmas



She is a very loving mother. She always worries.


[/b]




i'm sure she has good reason...goofball
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on November 29, 2013, 05:47:38 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?


All that name does is remind me of Obi wan Kenobi.



The really big red ones... They taste sweet. Around stores only in christmas time...



The sight of them always reminds me of warmth because my mother always puts them in a bowl in christmas



She is a very loving mother. She always worries.


[/b]




i'm sure she has good reason...goofball


Of course. She is a good mother.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on November 29, 2013, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?


All that name does is remind me of Obi wan Kenobi.



The really big red ones... They taste sweet. Around stores only in christmas time...



The sight of them always reminds me of warmth because my mother always puts them in a bowl in christmas



She is a very loving mother. She always worries.




Go Fuck yourself, how you like those Apples?
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2013, 03:11:43 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Keeper"Hey OBI, Do you like Apples?


All that name does is remind me of Obi wan Kenobi.



The really big red ones... They taste sweet. Around stores only in christmas time...



The sight of them always reminds me of warmth because my mother always puts them in a bowl in christmas



She is a very loving mother. She always worries.




Go Fuck yourself, how you like those Apples?

OK, now I got ya. Reminds me of that scene from Good Will Hunting where Matt Damon gets the number of the woman and not those arrogant snots who were belittling Ben Affleck.
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on November 29, 2013, 06:23:33 PM
Yup, I had a friend who would say that all the time, to EVERYONE. come to think of it we got in a huge fight over that. i think i broke my finger falling on my ass lol
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2013, 03:57:45 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"Yup, I had a friend who would say that all the time, to EVERYONE. come to think of it we got in a huge fight over that. i think i broke my finger falling on my ass lol

Shouldn't be fighting with your friends Keeps. I haven't punched out Fash in a quite a while. ;)
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: keeper on December 01, 2013, 05:14:08 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"Yup, I had a friend who would say that all the time, to EVERYONE. come to think of it we got in a huge fight over that. i think i broke my finger falling on my ass lol

Shouldn't be fighting with your friends Keeps. I haven't punched out Fash in a quite a while. ;)




Was it on a bed, in a thong, with pillows  :o
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2013, 09:23:35 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"Yup, I had a friend who would say that all the time, to EVERYONE. come to think of it we got in a huge fight over that. i think i broke my finger falling on my ass lol

Shouldn't be fighting with your friends Keeps. I haven't punched out Fash in a quite a while. ;)




Was it on a bed, in a thong, with pillows  :o

Yep, with pudding and plenty of hair pulling. ;)
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Renee on December 02, 2013, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Shouldn't be fighting with your friends Keeps. I haven't punched out Fash in a quite a while. ;)




Was it on a bed, in a thong, with pillows  :o

Yep, with pudding and plenty of hair pulling. ;)


As long as it was "pudding" and not something else. :o



Crazy Asian porn.  :lol:
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2013, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"




Was it on a bed, in a thong, with pillows  :o

Yep, with pudding and plenty of hair pulling. ;)


As long as it was "pudding" and not something else. :o



Crazy Asian porn.  :lol:

Don't be encouraging Keeps' fantasies now Renee. ;)
Title: Re: Oscar Mayer Thinks About Me 24/7/365
Post by: Odinson on December 03, 2013, 03:02:53 PM
Porn ladies. :lol: