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Title: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Blurt on September 17, 2020, 11:18:07 PM
- It will be an open forum;



- Membership by approval only;



- All members will be global moderators;



- Each member will, in turn, work a six-day stint as admin;



- Eligible candidates will have had to win at least one flame match between the years 1995 and 2020;



- Candidates who request membership will automatically disqualify themselves;



- Weekly prizes for most creative use of member PI



- No other TOS.





I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 17, 2020, 11:20:36 PM
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2020, 11:23:58 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381890 time=1600399236 user_id=3214
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 17, 2020, 11:28:32 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=381894 time=1600399438 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381890 time=1600399236 user_id=3214
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.




He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2020, 11:30:41 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381896 time=1600399712 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=381894 time=1600399438 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381890 time=1600399236 user_id=3214
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.




He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

If I met the guy, I would probably give him a boot in the ass. He is close to fifty and he is about as responsible as a fifteen year old.



I was getting hot under the collar reading about the wanker.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 12:09:45 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=381888 time=1600399087 user_id=1974
I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 12:18:56 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=381909 time=1600402185
Quote from: Blurt post_id=381888 time=1600399087 user_id=1974
I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...

If Blurt does start a new forum we all know you'd be there between the hours of 2 and 6 am every morning whining that nobody loves you, you short effeminate hideous little bloodclot.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Dove on September 18, 2020, 01:57:26 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=381898 time=1600399841 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381896 time=1600399712 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=381894 time=1600399438 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381890 time=1600399236 user_id=3214
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.




He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

If I met the guy, I would probably give him a boot in the ass. He is close to fifty and he is about as responsible as a fifteen year old.



I was getting hot under the collar reading about the wanker.


 He has no clue how fucking retarded he looks and is, either.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Blurt on September 18, 2020, 02:00:54 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=381909 time=1600402185
Quote from: Blurt post_id=381888 time=1600399087 user_id=1974
I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...


Oh, Blurtsome still exists, Melski.



It's actually thriving. You didn't know?



Guess you had to be there.



Or not.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: cc on September 18, 2020, 02:30:29 AM
I don't qualify, but maybe because I'm so niceeeee?



Provide melanie is there to kick around of course
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 02:41:48 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=381915 time=1600408854 user_id=1974
Oh, Blurtsome still exists, Melski.



It's actually thriving. You didn't know?



Guess you had to be there.



Or not.

It only exists in your mind, dear Blurtski!  I think the chemicals in your cheap wigs are seeping into your brain, clouding your realities!
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 18, 2020, 03:09:53 AM
Semi-retired.. like 60+?
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 05:25:51 AM
Is that faggot forum the square peg still there
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 08:04:14 AM
It sure does sailor....you shud 'meat' me thar sometime eh.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Blurt on September 18, 2020, 12:25:58 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=381920 time=1600412993 user_id=164
Semi-retired.. like 60+?


Nah, Ber.



More like for those who've sort of abandoned flaming, but not really, maybe. Those who are tired of being forced to insult strangers online. Those who bring a Bic disposable lighter to a flame match and make sport of the clunkiness of their opponents' flamethrower. You know the type.



Them as whose fuse is fizzling out, as whose TNT stick is a soggy petard, as who've half-heartedly embraced their new "no-yuo-ness." They need love, too, you know?



Bricktop is overseeing the construction of the rafters as we speak.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Oak on September 18, 2020, 02:14:49 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=381888 time=1600399087 user_id=1974
- It will be an open forum;



- Membership by approval only;



- All members will be global moderators;



- Each member will, in turn, work a six-day stint as admin;



- Eligible candidates will have had to win at least one flame match between the years 1995 and 2020;



- Candidates who request membership will automatically disqualify themselves;



- Weekly prizes for most creative use of member PI



- No other TOS.





I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.


 ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao



Sign me up!
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 03:10:22 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=381914 time=1600408646 user_id=3266
Quote from: Herman post_id=381898 time=1600399841 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381896 time=1600399712 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=381894 time=1600399438 user_id=1689
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=381890 time=1600399236 user_id=3214
Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.




He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

If I met the guy, I would probably give him a boot in the ass. He is close to fifty and he is about as responsible as a fifteen year old.



I was getting hot under the collar reading about the wanker.


 He has no clue how fucking retarded he looks and is, either.


Oh it gets better... he is bragging on FT about the female membershit already registered  :MG_216:
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2020, 10:48:47 PM
Martini still hasn't contacted me about filing the nerd vacancy on his forum. I am a little bit hurt about that.
Title: Re: I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...
Post by: cc on September 18, 2020, 10:57:50 PM
Obviously it's personal



Wait!! I didn't get an invite either