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Title: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2020, 02:38:47 PM
Congrats. You must have used your disability cheques to buy a good bicycle pump at Canadian Tire.

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Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2020, 02:51:01 PM
Instead of a first aid kit, pimple faced creepy little eddie keeps a tube of epoxy resin in his bedsitting room.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2020, 02:55:08 PM
There is a group of asian girls around. I would say they are around 16 years old. One is so in love me. I don't know why. I ignore her because she looks so young. I saw her on Robson Street a while back with her freinds. I was a block away up the steep hill. She literally ran all the way up as fast as she could jumped and landed right in front of me and and said hello excitedly. Another one of her friends likes me as well and she wanted to ask me out first. She is of age but still seems too young for me. I politely pointed out the age difference. There is no shortage of women of all ages who are interested in me. I should just a picture of myself to shut you up.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2020, 02:56:55 PM
Post a picture it should say.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 28, 2020, 03:04:31 PM
Then post it.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: cc on November 28, 2020, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant


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Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 28, 2020, 03:46:33 PM
Are you going to post your pic and break the internet?
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2020, 02:56:13 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=392260 time=1606596393 user_id=164
Are you going to post your pic and break the internet?

I saw that pic of Eddie. He's nearly 50 and still has acne. What a disturbed hideous loser.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2020, 03:36:40 PM
You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Poppy on November 29, 2020, 10:04:12 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=392365 time=1606682200
You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.


Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: cc on November 29, 2020, 10:05:11 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=392365 time=1606682200
Just my buff body.
He meant to say "buffoon body"



I think I could do without ever seeing his butt  :wink:
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2020, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: Poppy post_id=392390 time=1606705452 user_id=3287
Quote from: Edward post_id=392365 time=1606682200
You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.


Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.

The 50 year old zit head doesn't have a chest or an ass. I've seen the dork, he's hideous.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Odinson on November 29, 2020, 10:32:48 PM
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.



Renee digs it.





She says she doesnt... But you know how it goes with these silly american Beckys.



No means yes.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Renee on November 30, 2020, 01:32:28 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392404 time=1606707168 user_id=136
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.


That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Odinson on November 30, 2020, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=392488 time=1606761148 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392404 time=1606707168 user_id=136
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.


That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.


Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Renee on November 30, 2020, 01:51:39 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392490 time=1606762034 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392488 time=1606761148 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392404 time=1606707168 user_id=136
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.


That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.


Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



 ac_biggrin


Not yet...Why don't you come over here and dig the hole for me.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Odinson on November 30, 2020, 02:29:06 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=392493 time=1606762299 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392490 time=1606762034 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392488 time=1606761148 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392404 time=1606707168 user_id=136
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.


That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.


Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



 ac_biggrin


Not yet...Why don't you come over here and dig the hole for me.


Is there a reward for the work?  :icon_wink:



Btw.

What happens when you are a registered AR-15 owner and the cops wont find said AR-15 on you?
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Renee on November 30, 2020, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392497 time=1606764546 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392493 time=1606762299 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392490 time=1606762034 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392488 time=1606761148 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392404 time=1606707168 user_id=136
I got that Jason Voorhees vibe going on.


That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.


Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



 ac_biggrin


Not yet...Why don't you come over here and dig the hole for me.


Is there a reward for the work?  :icon_wink:


Yeah, you get to stand at the edge of the hole and admire your work.



Just hold still while I chamber a round... ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2020, 02:58:20 PM
Quote from: Poppy post_id=392390 time=1606705452 user_id=3287
Quote from: Edward post_id=392365 time=1606682200
You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.


Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.

He is an Indian. They have flat pancake butts.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2020, 03:34:24 PM
I'm white with a shapely ass and buff chest. You people sure are jealous of good looking Caucasians.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2020, 04:03:01 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=392504 time=1606766300 user_id=2015
Quote from: Poppy post_id=392390 time=1606705452 user_id=3287
Quote from: Edward post_id=392365 time=1606682200
You are full of shit. The only picture of myself I posted did not show my face. Just my buff body.


Can you post a picture of your butt, it's probably easier on your eyes than on your face.

He is an Indian. They have flat pancake butts.

They can't grow beards either.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Odinson on November 30, 2020, 06:13:15 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=392499 time=1606765050 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392497 time=1606764546 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392493 time=1606762299 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392490 time=1606762034 user_id=136
Quote from: Renee post_id=392488 time=1606761148 user_id=156




That's because you smell like a 10 year old corpse that was dredged up from the bottom of a lake.


Renee!



Have you buried your guns yet?



 ac_biggrin


Not yet...Why don't you come over here and dig the hole for me.


Is there a reward for the work?  :icon_wink:


Yeah, you get to stand at the edge of the hole and admire you work.



Just hold still while I chamber a round... ac_biggrin


I thought you were a capitalist, not a communist.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2020, 08:09:53 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=392505 time=1606768464
I'm white with a shapely ass and buff chest. You people sure are jealous of good looking Caucasians.


No hetero guy referers to himself as having a "shapely ass". You're obviously a flaming fag and a mentally ill one at that.



You probably have AIDS.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2020, 11:21:46 PM
Quote from: Gaydar post_id=392530 time=1606784993
Quote from: Edward post_id=392505 time=1606768464
I'm white with a shapely ass and buff chest. You people sure are jealous of good looking Caucasians.


No hetero guy referers to himself as having a "shapely ass". You're obviously a flaming fag and a mentally ill one at that.



You probably have AIDS.

That was the gayest post I have ever seen here. And ya, he is totally nuts. Institutuionalized more than once.
Title: Re: Eddie the stalker got his girlfriend pregnant
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2020, 03:49:22 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=392505 time=1606768464
I'm white with a shapely ass

 :2r4ml1j_th:

You are even more weird than I thought.