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Quote from: "Mata Hari" post_id=412772 time=1623020042 user_id=88
A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions." (//https)

Quote from: "Mata Hari" post_id=412772 time=1623020042 user_id=88
A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions." (//https)

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Quote from: "Mata Hari" post_id=412772 time=1623020042 user_id=88
A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions." (//https)

Jesus H, that is funny. :thumbup:

Quote from: "cc la Mata Hari" post_id=412772 time=1623020042 user_id=88
A Woke D-Day[/url][/b] By Bob Zeidman (Not the Bee) on Real Clear Politics



NORMANDY, France, June 6, 1944



In a surprise aggressive move, American and British troops are landing on the beaches in Normandy today. Germany's Transocean News Service reports that Germans vacationing in the sleepy hamlets of this coastal region were awaked by the ships, planes, guns, and bombs of this sneak attack. A few brave German tourists quickly ran to bunkers and began retuning fire to protect their French brothers and sisters.



Germany has already been subject to a horrifying 363 air raids by the Allied air forces in an attempt to terrorize its citizens. British bombers have already dropped over 45,000 tons of bombs while American aircraft dropped 23,000 tons. Nearly 1.7 million people have been forced from their homes, creating what the League of Nations has called the greatest refugee problem in history. Many fleeing Germans only stopped briefly to say their goodbyes to the friends they made at the various camps throughout Germany and Poland.



The attack on the Normandy coast was an oppressive show of military might, the Allied forces having amassed the largest armada in human history, building a harbor where none previously existed, and sneaking into it unnoticed. On college campuses, various socialist student organizations have held vigils, protests, and riots to condemn this "illegal occupation." They noted that the deaths in Germany have numbered in the millions while Americans have had relatively few casualties, perhaps only 100,000 to 200,000. If the number of vacationers in the German camps are included, that German death count increases by another 6 million. It is obvious from the numbers that this militant operation is an attempt to murder innocent Germans and wipe out their culture. The League of Nations has labeled this action illegal under international law.



Protests are occurring in all major American cities, with demonstrators shouting that they will support the indigenous people of Germany against the occupying Allied forces, and they will not stop until this "disproportionate" action is halted, and the "imperialist" invading military is defunded.



American heroes including Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford have come out strongly against this illegal and heartbreaking invasion that has resulted in the deaths of innocent Germans. Of course, some known deplorables like communist Charlie Chaplin and B-movie actor Ronald Reagan have stood by America and foolishly proclaimed that this invasion is needed for self-defense and to "save Western civilization," as if Western civilization were somehow superior to others, such as Aryan civilization.



American Corporations including Coca-Cola, MGM, Ford Motor Co., General Motors and IBM all declared that in they are operating in solidarity with their oppressed German brethren. They will be donating money to the German Lives Matter group and step up their hiring of Germanic-Americans.



The "Squad," consisting of Mildred "Axis Sally" Gillars, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, and Iva "Tokyo Rose" Toguri have been sitting for interviews with the press and doing radio and television shows to get out the word about their cause and make Americans aware that their politicians are being dishonest and immoral and also advising the Allied soldiers that their wives are cheating on them back home.



From the comfort of his simple bunker amid the constant bombing, German leader Adolf Hitler stated that Germany simply wants to reclaim land that was forcefully and illegally taken from it in 1918: Austria, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Romania, and Poland. If only these stolen lands were returned, there would be peace, he said.



The League of Nations condemned the Allies for their unequal response and called for an end to the cycle of violence. League officials hope that a cease-fire can be obtained before Germany has been overrun and the Allies institute their own government, as these officials have discovered a secret "Marshall Plan" that surely will impose martial law on Germany and result in the end of the German Reich, which is intended to last 1,000 years.



Bob Zeidman is the founder of several high-tech firms, and an author of textbooks on engineering and intellectual property as well as several award-winning screenplays and novels. His latest novel is the political satire "Good Intentions." (//https)

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Tensions Rise As G7 Attendees Accidentally Refer To Justin Trudeau Using Masculine Pronouns (//news/international-incident-nearly-occurs-after-g7-attendees-accidentaly-refer-to-justin-trudeau-with-male-pronouns)



CORNWALL—World War 3 was nearly started after G7 attendees referred to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using masculine pronouns, misgendering the progressive, inclusive, genderless leader.



"Excuse me -- him?" an indignant Trudeau said after he overheard Putin referring to him using male pronouns. "How dare you! Did you just assume my gender? Wow. I mean, I thought this was the current year!"



Trudeau immediately called for an aide, instructing him to escalate hostilities with the other countries. "Benoit? Summon the Mounties."



Putin quickly summoned his army of muscular Russians drinking vodka riding bears, while French President Emmanuel Macron asked for his aides to bring him another croissant.



Biden would have ordered a drone strike but no one could find him (he was later located miles away wandering around a local falafel restaurant).



Tensions were finally defused as Boris Johnson suggested everyone take a deep breath and play a game of cricket. "I like this Canadian guy -- I'll be on his team."



"HIS!?!"



[cc - I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him ]

Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

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Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  :wink:

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Quote from: cc post_id=413549 time=1623854593 user_id=88

Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  :wink:

We elected him and we will do it again. :dash1:

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Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=413552 time=1623856113 user_id=2015

Quote from: cc post_id=413549 time=1623854593 user_id=88

Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  :wink:

We elected him and we will do it again. :dash1:

...... At least yours is has a pulse.......

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Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=413552 time=1623856113 user_id=2015

Quote from: cc post_id=413549 time=1623854593 user_id=88

Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  :wink:

We elected him and we will do it again. :dash1:

Don't feel bad. Look at the trainwreck that we elected. At least yours is has a pulse...On second thought, I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

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Quote from: Renee post_id=413563 time=1623860928 user_id=156

Quote from: "iron horse jockey" post_id=413552 time=1623856113 user_id=2015

Quote from: cc post_id=413549 time=1623854593 user_id=88

Quote from: Herman post_id=413529 time=1623820682 user_id=1689
I would never refer to Justine in a masculine way either. That's just common sense.

That was a part of what I also was hinting at with "I could think of a few appropriate pronouns for him"  :wink:

We elected him and we will do it again. :dash1:

Don't feel bad. Look at the trainwreck that we elected. At least yours is has a pulse...On second thought, I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Ours is guaranteed to be reelected unlike Joe Biden.

Quote from: "Renee"Obama's first foreign policy tour is known as the "Apology Tour" and people are ready calling Biden's first foreign policy tour as the "I Surrender Tour".

Quote from: cc post_id=413636 time=1623948436 user_id=88
It has to be her own .. the  creepy hair sniffer

Quote from: "Renee"Obama's first foreign policy tour is known as the "Apology Tour" and people are ready calling Biden's first foreign policy tour as the "I Surrender Tour".

Good comparison and accurate  statement

QuoteFemale Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics



WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND—100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics.



The injury is not life-threatening, but doctors have advised Hubbard that she needs to refrain from heavy lifting for at least six to eight weeks as her injury heals. Obviously, that means Olympic weightlifting is off the table.



Hubbard was something of a controversial figure at this year's games given that she was born a biological male and competed as a male weightlifter until 2013. Many critics argued that this gave her an unfair advantage compared to female weightlifters, but Hubbard says that's ridiculous.



"Sure, there are some biological differences like bone density and muscle strength between the sexes," Hubbard said. "But none of those gives me an unfair advantage in weightlifting, which is really more about finesse and technique!"



Hubbard said while she's disappointed she won't be able to live out her Olympic dreams this year, that's just the way it goes. "Sometimes your testicles get in the way," Hubbard said. "That's just something we gals have to deal with."

https://babylonbee.com/news/female-weightlifter-suffers-tragic-testicle-injury-just-weeks-before-tokyo-olympics

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:roll:

QuoteFemale Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics



WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND—100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics.



The injury is not life-threatening, but doctors have advised Hubbard that she needs to refrain from heavy lifting for at least six to eight weeks as her injury heals. Obviously, that means Olympic weightlifting is off the table.



Hubbard was something of a controversial figure at this year's games given that she was born a biological male and competed as a male weightlifter until 2013. Many critics argued that this gave her an unfair advantage compared to female weightlifters, but Hubbard says that's ridiculous.



"Sure, there are some biological differences like bone density and muscle strength between the sexes," Hubbard said. "But none of those gives me an unfair advantage in weightlifting, which is really more about finesse and technique!"



Hubbard said while she's disappointed she won't be able to live out her Olympic dreams this year, that's just the way it goes. "Sometimes your testicles get in the way," Hubbard said. "That's just something we gals have to deal with."

https://babylonbee.com/news/female-weightlifter-suffers-tragic-testicle-injury-just-weeks-before-tokyo-olympics

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Sometimes I forget Babylon is all satire.