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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Frood on December 29, 2021, 02:42:37 AM

Title: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on December 29, 2021, 02:42:37 AM
Australians booted out of Cricket matches for drinking a beer too fast.




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Bob Hawke is spinning in his grave.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 03:57:38 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=432368 time=1640763757 user_id=1676
Australians booted out of Cricket matches for drinking a beer too fast.




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Bob Hawke is spinning in his grave.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 08:33:09 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=432368 time=1640763757 user_id=1676
Australians booted out of Cricket matches for drinking a beer too fast.




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Bob Hawke is spinning in his grave.

I thought drinking beer fast was a prerequisite for spectator sports in Australia.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on December 29, 2021, 08:39:20 AM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=432388 time=1640784789 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=432368 time=1640763757 user_id=1676
Australians booted out of Cricket matches for drinking a beer too fast.




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Bob Hawke is spinning in his grave.

I thought drinking beer fast was a prerequisite for spectator sports in Australia.


Used to be....





....but now in the absence of complete lockdown bullying, Aussie police are setting their sights on pre-beer drinking crimes...



These cowards need to be hung in the streets....
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 09:09:39 AM
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 09:47:39 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432393 time=1640786979 user_id=56
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.

I don't understand that game.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on December 29, 2021, 10:06:19 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432393 time=1640786979 user_id=56
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.




It's really fun to play. I played a couple of seasons when I came over here. It's a very social game.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=432404 time=1640790379 user_id=1676
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432393 time=1640786979 user_id=56
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.




It's really fun to play. I played a couple of seasons when I came over here. It's a very social game.

Yeah, sure.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on December 29, 2021, 10:26:24 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432405 time=1640790639 user_id=56
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=432404 time=1640790379 user_id=1676
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432393 time=1640786979 user_id=56
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.




It's really fun to play. I played a couple of seasons when I came over here. It's a very social game.

Yeah, sure.


I did though... despite your doubt.



I was a good fielder and ran faster than anybody else on the team...my bowling skills were however all over the place. They'd usually get me in the later half of the day because I wasn't consistent. I could bowl 3-4 balls in a row or knock out the wicket in my first go.



That's because I was shown how to bowl but I didn't grow up with the culture.



I was told that I was a fast spin bowler.... and when it went right, the opposing team cracked the shits.



So much movement down the pitch that batters would run out half way nearly and get done.



But I never got the consistency to do it regularly. I could do it 3 times in a row and my team went nuts or I could totally fuck the pooch.



It was really fun.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2021, 09:21:41 PM
Australian Rules Football was worth watching when I lived in Queensland. Watching cicket is like watching baseball. ac_boring
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: cc on December 29, 2021, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=432393 time=1640786979 user_id=56
The only way I could sit through a cricket match is with alcohol.

LOL .. I agree.



I actually got invited to play it in England as a late teen .. I held the bat baseball style which got many noses in the air



It's boring even to play let alone watch .. to them it's a whole afternoon affair .. the goodies were good
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on December 30, 2021, 06:37:28 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=432516 time=1640830901 user_id=1689
Australian Rules Football was worth watching when I lived in Queensland. Watching cicket is like watching baseball. ac_boring


2021 highlights.



The greatest game on earth!!! With no body armour.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om0N_dgi04Q
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2021, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432599 time=1640907448 user_id=1560
Quote from: Herman post_id=432516 time=1640830901 user_id=1689
Australian Rules Football was worth watching when I lived in Queensland. Watching cicket is like watching baseball. ac_boring


2021 highlights.



The greatest game on earth!!! With no body armour.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om0N_dgi04Q

It's a man's game. Aint no doubt about that.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2021, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432599 time=1640907448 user_id=1560
Quote from: Herman post_id=432516 time=1640830901 user_id=1689
Australian Rules Football was worth watching when I lived in Queensland. Watching cicket is like watching baseball. ac_boring


2021 highlights.



The greatest game on earth!!! With no body armour.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om0N_dgi04Q

The guy in that video image looks like a trannie.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on December 30, 2021, 07:19:12 PM
He doesn't play like a trannie...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu2qEXDq5fY



Probably the best in the AFL now, or close.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2021, 07:29:41 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432607 time=1640909952 user_id=1560
He doesn't play like a trannie...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu2qEXDq5fY



Probably the best in the AFL now, or close.

He doesn't look like a trannie in that picture.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on December 30, 2021, 07:40:39 PM
He probably isn't one. Just a guess.



Although we do have ONE trannie who once played and coached in the AFL.



Then...



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Poor guy is seriously messed up.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2022, 08:29:59 AM
Is Australian football more like American football or rugby?
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: cc on January 01, 2022, 12:31:25 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=432728 time=1641043799 user_id=3254
Is Australian football more like American football or rugby?

While the end objectives are fairly similar, it (and Brit which I'm guessin are similar to Aussie) are quite different from N America's more sophisticated game  in many ways  ac_smile



And then there's that  .. well "faceoff" type of  thingy that ends up looking  like a mass orgy of writhing male bodies scrunched tightly together & moving against each other  en masse .. each body "supposedly"  (rolleyes)  trying to get the ball



I suppose many play or watch just for those exquisite moments   :sneaky2:
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2022, 05:06:32 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=432728 time=1641043799 user_id=3254
Is Australian football more like American football or rugby?


It's uniquely Australian.



It's a running and kicking game, with a bit of bouncing in it.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2022, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=432731 time=1641058285 user_id=88
 quite different from N America's more sophisticated game  in many ways  ac_smile




Proving yet again that women know nothing about football.



Australian football is played over four quarters, with each quarter lasting between 25 and 30 minutes.



It is non stop. Unlike "sophisticated" American football where every minute or so play is stopped, discussed, the referees hold a meeting, players call their girfriends and the coaches throw hissy fits at their iPads.



Unlike the clearly misnamed American "Throwball", Australian football actually combines both foot and ball in a movement called kicking. Distances of 50 metres or more are standard, and precision is essential. Australian football does not require competitors to use two teams that interchange during the game.



And I query why such a "sophisticated" game requires armour. The only armour Australian footballers wear is mouthguards.



I also wonder why, for such a "sophisticated" game, American football is played predominantly by African Americans. Is it racist?
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2022, 05:30:48 PM
Every sport has its merits.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2022, 06:40:43 PM
I don't disagree. That is why I never claim one sport to be better than another.



Some offer better entertainment than others, others require greater skill and expertise.



I prefer a fast flowing, high scoring game than a stop-start snooze fest. I can't watch soccer, or cricket.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2022, 07:27:22 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432744 time=1641080443 user_id=1560
I don't disagree. That is why I never claim one sport to be better than another.



Some offer better entertainment than others, others require greater skill and expertise.



I prefer a fast flowing, high scoring game than a stop-start snooze fest. I can't watch soccer, or cricket.

No sport offers the excitement that golf does.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2022, 07:27:58 PM
ac_unsure
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2022, 08:06:00 PM
ac_boring
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on January 01, 2022, 08:07:20 PM
It was more exciting running the kitchen of a 9 hole golf course after school than watching or playing golf.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Bricktop on January 01, 2022, 08:29:54 PM
Playing is fine...any participation is better than none.



But I cannot watch golf.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2022, 09:16:25 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432758 time=1641086994 user_id=1560
Playing is fine...any participation is better than none.



But I cannot watch golf.

I cannot watch it or play it.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2022, 03:50:19 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=432763 time=1641089785 user_id=1689
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432758 time=1641086994 user_id=1560
Playing is fine...any participation is better than none.



But I cannot watch golf.

I cannot watch it or play it.

I like mini golf.
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Frood on January 02, 2022, 03:55:22 AM
If there's a bar, it's fantastic! (Like indoor cricket)...
Title: Re: What a disgrace
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2022, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=432754 time=1641085560 user_id=1560ac_boring

That's what golf does for me as well.