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Title: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2022, 04:54:28 PM
Who else besides Edward can ever make that claim. I am unique. I am very proud of the fact that I am senior citizen and chaste.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2022, 05:03:11 PM
Quote from: Joe. post_id=435006 time=1642370068
Who else besides Edward can ever make that claim. I am unique. I am very proud of the fact that I am senior citizen and chaste.

I am practically a virgin. I haven't had sex in years. At least not with a woman.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2022, 08:43:14 PM
Quote from: Joe. post_id=435006 time=1642370068
Who else besides Edward can ever make that claim. I am unique. I am very proud of the fact that I am senior citizen and chaste.

The fact that you haven't killed yourself is your greatest accomplishment.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2022, 12:02:45 AM
My hands are all red and my throat is sore.    Me and my sister spent time in the hot tub last night   ac_blush
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2022, 10:34:48 AM
Quote from: Edward post_id=435097 time=1642395765
My hands are all red and my throat is sore.    Me and my sister spent time in the hot tub last night   ac_blush

I didn't know you had siblings.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2022, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=435136 time=1642433688 user_id=3254
Quote from: Edward post_id=435097 time=1642395765
My hands are all red and my throat is sore.    Me and my sister spent time in the hot tub last night   ac_blush

I didn't know you had siblings.


It's a well kept secret that his sibs pay dearly to protect.



No one in Ed's family wants to be associated with that freak.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Thiel on January 18, 2022, 11:17:23 PM
Quote from: Joe. post_id=435006 time=1642370068
Who else besides Edward can ever make that claim. I am unique. I am very proud of the fact that I am senior citizen and chaste.

You don't have to be a virgin Joe. :wink:
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Bricktop on January 18, 2022, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Thiel post_id=435407 time=1642565843 user_id=1688


You don't have to be a virgin Joe. :wink:


Oh, right.



I turned 70 LAST year.



Where's MY offer?



 :nea:
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Thiel on January 18, 2022, 11:24:51 PM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=435413 time=1642566201 user_id=1560
Quote from: Thiel post_id=435407 time=1642565843 user_id=1688


You don't have to be a virgin Joe. :wink:


Oh, right.



I turned 70 LAST year.



Where's MY offer?



 :nea:

You do not strike me as the type who has ever been lonely like Joe.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Bricktop on January 18, 2022, 11:49:49 PM
I've wandered the lonely roads of life for many long and solitary years...I feel Joe's pain.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2022, 12:00:33 AM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=435441 time=1642567789 user_id=1560
I've wandered the lonely roads of life for many long and solitary years...I feel Joe's pain.

JOE would love to trade lives with you.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Bricktop on January 19, 2022, 03:04:19 AM
Hmmm....driving Hollywood starlets around in a limo...



...I could do that.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2022, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=435455 time=1642579459 user_id=1560
Hmmm....driving Hollywood starlets around in a limo...



...I could do that.

JOE doesn't even know which vehicles go to the airport..



He should've done more research before pretending to do that job.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2022, 11:08:11 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=435459 time=1642599270 user_id=3254
Quote from: Bricktop post_id=435455 time=1642579459 user_id=1560
Hmmm....driving Hollywood starlets around in a limo...



...I could do that.

JOE doesn't even know which vehicles go to the airport..



He should've done more research before pretending to do that job.

He has a divorced friend who drives limos.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2022, 01:11:33 PM
Joe the virgin and Eddie the chug must have a hard time finding reasons not to kill themselves.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2022, 03:02:41 PM
Hey guys, don't forget about me. I'm pathetic too.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 20, 2022, 11:18:43 PM
This thread :roll:
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2022, 11:23:45 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=435649 time=1642738723 user_id=164
This thread :roll:

This thread is 100% true.
Title: Re: I Turn 70 This Year And I Am Still A Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2022, 11:59:13 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=435650 time=1642739025 user_id=56
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=435649 time=1642738723 user_id=164
This thread :roll:

This thread is 100% true.

Of course it's true. I am proud of being 70 and a virgin.