Alberta like many ther jurisdictions on this continent have antiquated laws pertaining to the sale and use of alcoholic beverages. Let adults decide for themselves when and where they can enjoy a cocktail.
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Not because I've pre-emptively liquored up in anticipation of buying more booze but because of the silliness that comes after exchanging my hard-earned money for a bottle of hard liquor or whatever else.
More often than not, said bottle is wrapped in a plain paper bag.
It's not as if what I'm carrying isn't immediately obvious to whoever's looking.
"I'm totally safe to drink from this bottle in public because no one can see it's alcohol," said no one in North America, ever.
The paper bag is an apt metaphor to describe the state's farcical insistence on telling us how we can buy and consume alcohol.
Our liquor laws, much like the paper bag, are just plain silly.
We got a wonderful demonstration of this on the weekend.
Alberta bar owners were given a temporary holiday from liquor laws Sunday for the gold medal men's Olympic hockey game, televised live at an ungodly hour.
A server at my neighbourhood watering hole said the place was booked solid for the occasion within hours of the province's reprieve, an anecdote that held true in many other locales.
Maybe it was the time, maybe it was the Arctic weather, maybe it was the fact our boys won gold ... but guess what, our world didn't descend into disorder because we could have a pint at a pub on a Sunday morning.
The point is you could choose to go to a pub for a side of beer with your hockey. (Or was that a side of hockey with your beer?) I'm sure many of you were quite happy to watch the game at home, maybe even alcohol-free.
One only has to look at other freedom-loving jurisdictions near and far to see successful, chaos-free, hands-off government policies when it comes to alcohol.
Some provinces allow beer, wine and spirits to be sold in grocery and corner stores.
Some European and Commonwealth countries are fairly liberal about drinking alcohol in public, with one of the few caveats being that you have to put away your booze if requested by law enforcement.
By Monday morning, it became clear some higher-ups in the Alberta government are looking to relax our liquor laws permanently. They should.
It is difficult to believe our current liquor regulations are keeping people safe, controlling public disorder, promoting health and discouraging irresponsible consumption.
If government wants to develop a program to help ease people out of alcohol addiction, then develop a program to help people ease out of alcohol addiction.
If government wants to do something about binge drinking in university, then do something about binge drinking in university.
If government wants to make more public-service announcements to discourage drinking and driving, then bring on the PSAs.
It's just legal bloat, rules left over from a different era and a different social context.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/02/25/the-paper-bag-is-only-the-start-when-it-comes-to-albertas-liquor-silliness
What's the matter Shen, you tired of drinking out of a paper bag? :lol:
Dark house, empty bottle and the drunken weepy sour puss...
I would definitely like the right to walk into a Mac's store and buy beer at any time day or night.
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Drinking out of paper bags behind dumpsters....that's how the upper classes roll in Edmonton. :lol:
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Drinking out of paper bags behind dumpsters....that's how the upper classes roll in Edmonton. :lol:
Dumpsters are where Shen Li fucks her chugaboo boyfriends.
It may not be a popular opinion, but I feel people have more than enough access to alcoholic beverages already.
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That's not for you to decide what is "enough access" to booze. Adults can decide that for themselves.
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Drinking out of paper bags behind dumpsters....that's how the upper classes roll in Edmonton. :lol:
Dumpsters are where Shen Li fucks her chugaboo boyfriends.
Public places are kinda hot and sometimes you dont have the patience so you must find a little cover and give in to the luuuuvvv.
I think one of my personal favourites was pinning this one girl against the wall and holding her up by the back of her knees while I did what comes natural.
Whats the point in having muscle if you cant own the more sexier gender... :D
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Drinking out of paper bags behind dumpsters....that's how the upper classes roll in Edmonton. :lol:
Dumpsters are where Shen Li fucks her chugaboo boyfriends.
Public places are kinda hot and sometimes you dont have the patience so you must find a little cover and give in to the luuuuvvv.
I think one of my personal favourites was pinning this one girl against the wall and holding her up by the back of her knees while I did what comes natural.
Whats the point in having muscle if you cant own the more sexier gender... :D
Odi, why would you respond to that vulgar, trolling comment by Gary Oak?
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Dumpsters are where Shen Li fucks her chugaboo boyfriends.
Public places are kinda hot and sometimes you dont have the patience so you must find a little cover and give in to the luuuuvvv.
I think one of my personal favourites was pinning this one girl against the wall and holding her up by the back of her knees while I did what comes natural.
Whats the point in having muscle if you cant own the more sexier gender... :D
Odi, why would you respond to that vulgar, trolling comment by Gary Oak?
To negate it. lol
Another thing that is so stupid is in the summer when I play softball, we have to hide our beer. Grown men pouring beers out of cans and into coloured water bottles, to avoid getting ticketed by the police. Same with camping, provincial campgrounds are dry. As long as we are not bothering anyone we should be allowed to enjoy refreshments in the great outdoor without fear of persecution. It's like Iran where they have to drink out of sight of the authorities.
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In Iran you can never drink out of sight because like all Muslim countries consuming alcohol is a religious prohibition. Even in the most liberal of religious interpretations you cannot do anything hdden away from the eyes of God. At least in places like Canada and the US you can petition for changes to the prohibitive legislation without fear of being jailed, stoned or executed. :lol:
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In Iran you can never drink out of sight because like all Muslim countries consuming alcohol is a religious prohibition. Even in the most liberal of religious interpretations you cannot do anything hdden away from the eyes of God. At least in places like Canada and the US you can petition for changes to the prohibitive legislation without fear of being jailed, stoned or executed. :lol:
Yes, Iran is dry and has no homosexuals....just ask Ahemedinejad. :roll: :lol:
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In Iran you can never drink out of sight because like all Muslim countries consuming alcohol is a religious prohibition. Even in the most liberal of religious interpretations you cannot do anything hdden away from the eyes of God. At least in places like Canada and the US you can petition for changes to the prohibitive legislation without fear of being jailed, stoned or executed. :lol:
Yes, Iran is dry and has no homosexuals....just ask Ahemedinejad. :roll: :lol:
You sure? I thought Ahemedinejad was a homosexual.....he has to be; no living woman would fuck a many that ugly. :lol:
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In Iran you can never drink out of sight because like all Muslim countries consuming alcohol is a religious prohibition. Even in the most liberal of religious interpretations you cannot do anything hdden away from the eyes of God. At least in places like Canada and the US you can petition for changes to the prohibitive legislation without fear of being jailed, stoned or executed. :lol:
Yes, Iran is dry and has no homosexuals....just ask Ahemedinejad. :roll: :lol:
You sure? I thought Ahemedinejad was a homosexual.....he has to be; no living woman would fuck a many that ugly. :lol:
Dont be racist... Every guy in that region looks like that.
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Yes, Iran is dry and has no homosexuals....just ask Ahemedinejad. :roll: :lol:
You sure? I thought Ahemedinejad was a homosexual.....he has to be; no living woman would fuck a many that ugly. :lol:
Dont be racist... Every guy in that region looks like that.
And every guy in Finland herds reindeer for a living. :lol:
I can walk along any public beach in Thailand holding my drink in one hand and a beautiful Asian babe in the other. North America is a police state.
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You sure? I thought Ahemedinejad was a homosexual.....he has to be; no living woman would fuck a many that ugly. :lol:
Dont be racist... Every guy in that region looks like that.
And every guy in Finland herds reindeer for a living. :lol:
Is a good excersize. :D
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Need beer??
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Need beer??
I only meant why couldn't they have H20, coconut water, soft drinks, or tea?
There are other options besides intoxicating beverages.
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Need beer??
I only meant why couldn't they have H20, coconut water, soft drinks, or tea?
There are other options besides intoxicating beverages.
Playing drunky ball is fun at first but then somebody drinks too much and starts a fight.
I drank a beer in the waiting room of a medical clinic in Thailand.
Yes. Thailand has a great setup for you guys in for your STD shots after diddling the little ones
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Could you tell that to your Gambia/Jamaica/DR sex-tourist friends too so that we can get the STD peaking down? :D ;)
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OUCH!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
CC is the only one whom spreads that...
Hmmm.
:D
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Hmmm.
:D
Fuck off with that shit. :x
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Hmmm.
:D
Fuck off with that shit. :x
Hey I have to bump back by saying the equivalent about the females when she goes all judgy. :D
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Need beer??
I only meant why couldn't they have H20, coconut water, soft drinks, or tea?
There are other options besides intoxicating beverages.
My softball league is made up of adults. If we choose to drink beer without bothering anyone we should not have to hide it.
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Need beer??
I only meant why couldn't they have H20, coconut water, soft drinks, or tea?
There are other options besides intoxicating beverages.
My softball league is made up of adults. If we choose to drink beer without bothering anyone we should not have to hide it.
I will stop now seoulbro, I wasn't trying to be judgemental..
You enjoy your recreational activities any way you want and I hope you have fun doing them.
:)
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Fash...did they not teach you in bible class that GOD gave beer to moses in the desert and commanded him that thereafter ALL males must drink beer any time they do or think about doing strenuous activities...why would you want to chance making GOD mad..... :ugeek:
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Fash...did they not teach you in bible class that GOD gave beer to moses in the desert and commanded him that thereafter ALL males must drink beer any time they do or think about doing strenuous activities...why would you want to chance making GOD mad..... :ugeek:
Oh, I must have been daydreaming when we studied that lesson Obvious Li..
Thank you for bringing home a biblical truth to me and forgive me for not paying attention in bible study.
:lol:
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Fash...did they not teach you in bible class that GOD gave beer to moses in the desert and commanded him that thereafter ALL males must drink beer any time they do or think about doing strenuous activities...why would you want to chance making GOD mad..... :ugeek:
For it is written, so it shall be done.
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Fash...did they not teach you in bible class that GOD gave beer to moses in the desert and commanded him that thereafter ALL males must drink beer any time they do or think about doing strenuous activities...why would you want to chance making GOD mad..... :ugeek:
Yeah, those God damn Israelites used to get wasted on Old Babylon IPA and then get all belligerent with their neighbors the Philistines. :D
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Do you need beer to enjoy sports or being outdoors seoulbro?
Fash...did they not teach you in bible class that GOD gave beer to moses in the desert and commanded him that thereafter ALL males must drink beer any time they do or think about doing strenuous activities...why would you want to chance making GOD mad..... :ugeek:
Yeah, those God damn Israelites used to get wasted on Old Babylon IPA and then get all belligerent with their neighbors the Philistines. :D
I was in a synagogue once and during the Kiddush after the Shabbat service the wine and whiskey were flowing. Judaism rocks!!