I don't know if I asked this before or not, but I'm wondering how you feel about corn fed whities doing Chinese accents or impressions? Do you find it offensive?
I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
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I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
I have NOOOOOOOOO problem with it, but I am the Iron Chink and incredibly thick-skinned. To me it depends on context. If you pull your eyes back while I am walking down the street and say ching, chang, chong in Gordy Gambino style I would say what a fucking white trash retard.
Nope, I just do impressions of stories and such and play on mispronunciations. Juvenile slanty eye slur shit pisses me off.
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I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
I wouldn't recommend you do that with Koreans unless you really know them. Koreans are very sensitive about their English and may misinterpret your good natured humor.
Honestly seoul, I don't know a Korean from a mainland Chinese person :/
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Honestly, I can't tell a German from a Ukrainian. Old Vesna would be feigning outrage over that statement, but it just is the way it is for me.
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I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
I speak Cantonese and Mandarin Real Welching Woman. You should hear what they say about us. They hate us and these Canadascams are only here for a passport and sell our country to their bosses in Beijing. They all have connections to the triads too.
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I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
Hello Real Woman, notice I dropped the Ms? I do that when I feel I have developed a connection with someone..
:)
I don't want to speak for anyone, but the people I know..
There are some similarities for all of us who speak an Asian language as our mother tongue though..
What seoulbro said is most likely correct, some Asians might perceive what you are saying as putting down their English..
Probably best to say a flattering comment first, offer a smile, see if it is reciprocated and then share a joke.
I think there's a difference between doing an accent or impression and being offensive. Anyone can use or make fun of say Canadian, American or European accents. I think it just depends on whether someone is meaning to be offensive or not.
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They Canadascams hate us, are only here for a passport to sell our country to their bosses in Beijing, and oh yeah I almost forgot all have connections to triads too.
Gary, these people of yours don't exist.
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Intent of the person is important, that is true..
But, the other party may misinterpret the joker's intention..
I live my life trying to be careful of other people's feelings, so I am always careful of saying anything that I may regret..
It depends so much on the individual that I cannot give advice about this..
I would recommend caution if someone is unsure.
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I read about a white American senator many years ago that made some stupid stereotypical Asian accent. I believe it was Alphonse D'Amato, but it's late and I am not looking it up tonight. He had to apologize.
There was an old video of Saskatchewan premier Brad Wall joking around with an exaggerated Ukrainian accent and he too had to apologize. Society has become TOO thin-skinned in my opinion.
Its fun.
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For the person doing it, it may be fun..
The people you are mocking may not feel the same way.
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For the person doing it, it may be fun..
The people you are mocking may not feel the same way.
You have to be ZEN about it.
I don't associate with drug dealing thugs. Where the fuck is Oak getting this idea we are all gangsters? Methinks, shitty Hollywood movies.
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Modern western tongs originated in the Chinese immigrant communities of nineteenth century America (i.e., San Francisco 1874 and New York 1880) to protect merchants from brutal treatment by the non-Chinese majority, and though similar are distinct in nature to organizations such as the Hongmen [2] and triad societies [3] descended from the Tiandihui a fraternal secret society established to overthrow China's last ruling dynasty the Qing (Manchu).
As the Chinese population grew so did the power of the tongs, protection becoming a commodity now sold along with drugs, especially opium. Gambling dens, prostitution and other illegal activities became the order of the day, with various tongs battling for ascendancy, territory and profit. These tong wars lasted from the late 1800s to the Roaring Twenties, the violence increasing in intensity until an exhausted populace finally cried enough.
Violent crime by organised gangs of all ethnic persuasions declined dramatically during the 1930s due to government crackdowns and the realization of those involved that putting their ill gotten gains into legitimate business could prove extremely profitable (the Mafia in Las Vegas, the tongs in various Chinatowns). The ease with which people could now travel made tourism and the legitimate removal of said tourist's money extremely lucrative but demanded an end to open bloodshed and hostility.
Tongs today seem as diverse in their activities as other organizations, some involved in crime, some involved in legitimate business, while still others are well known charitable institutions.
[1] The Boxer Tong "I Ho Chuan" circa 1900 did believe that by engaging in certain secret rituals they could be rendered invulnerable to the weapons of foreigners.
[2] Hongmen today are a grouping whose concept basically mirrors Tiandihui. It was declared illegal in Hong Kong by the British, who perceived all Chinese secret societies (rightly or wrongly) as a threat to law and order, while in Taiwan it is not only legal but also politically influential; Chiang Kai Shek and Dr. Sun Yat-Sen were both members. In the West it is sometimes referred to as the "Chinese Freemasons" because of various outward similarities such as the use of esoteric symbolism, along with secret Rites and ceremonies.
[3] Triads (the name was coined by the old British colonial administration of Hong Kong) are underground organizations based mainly in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Macau and worldwide in areas with large Chinese populations. Originally a patriotic society (the Hung) they turned to crime following the overthrow of the Qing Dynasty and the abrupt removal of their "raison d'etre." They are still engaged in various illegal operations such as gambling, prostitution and drug trafficking.
http://www.factfictionandconjecture.ca/files/chinese_tongs.html
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Modern western tongs originated in the Chinese immigrant communities of nineteenth century America (i.e., San Francisco 1874 and New York 1880) to protect merchants from brutal treatment by the non-Chinese majority, and though similar are distinct in nature to organizations such as the Hongmen [2] and triad societies [3] descended from the Tiandihui a fraternal secret society established to overthrow China's last ruling dynasty the Qing (Manchu).
As the Chinese population grew so did the power of the tongs, protection becoming a commodity now sold along with drugs, especially opium. Gambling dens, prostitution and other illegal activities became the order of the day, with various tongs battling for ascendancy, territory and profit. These tong wars lasted from the late 1800s to the Roaring Twenties, the violence increasing in intensity until an exhausted populace finally cried enough.
Violent crime by organised gangs of all ethnic persuasions declined dramatically during the 1930s due to government crackdowns and the realization of those involved that putting their ill gotten gains into legitimate business could prove extremely profitable (the Mafia in Las Vegas, the tongs in various Chinatowns). The ease with which people could now travel made tourism and the legitimate removal of said tourist's money extremely lucrative but demanded an end to open bloodshed and hostility.
Tongs today seem as diverse in their activities as other organizations, some involved in crime, some involved in legitimate business, while still others are well known charitable institutions.
[1] The Boxer Tong "I Ho Chuan" circa 1900 did believe that by engaging in certain secret rituals they could be rendered invulnerable to the weapons of foreigners.
[2] Hongmen today are a grouping whose concept basically mirrors Tiandihui. It was declared illegal in Hong Kong by the British, who perceived all Chinese secret societies (rightly or wrongly) as a threat to law and order, while in Taiwan it is not only legal but also politically influential; Chiang Kai Shek and Dr. Sun Yat-Sen were both members. In the West it is sometimes referred to as the "Chinese Freemasons" because of various outward similarities such as the use of esoteric symbolism, along with secret Rites and ceremonies.
[3] Triads (the name was coined by the old British colonial administration of Hong Kong) are underground organizations based mainly in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Macau and worldwide in areas with large Chinese populations. Originally a patriotic society (the Hung) they turned to crime following the overthrow of the Qing Dynasty and the abrupt removal of their "raison d'etre." They are still engaged in various illegal operations such as gambling, prostitution and drug trafficking.
http://www.factfictionandconjecture.ca/files/chinese_tongs.html
And they will all eat your dog when you aren't looking. :lol:
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I go back and forth to Vancouver a lot and after living in the boonies for a while where this are very few Chinese people, I really notice the accents. I love the way the Chinese people I interact with say things so when I come home, I reiterate things they've said with the accent (or my lame ass attempt at it). I might add a joke in there about buying a Gucci knock off at the Richmond Night Market or something as well because it's funny and I like to make people laugh.
I just want to know if I am being offensive because that's not what I am going for at all.
If it's a white guy talking to a cute little babe it's all good. Take that cute little Fashionista, she would worship me like a white god. I could be as offensive as I wanted with the Asian accents, give her a pat on her cutle little rump and it's all good. White woman talking to Asian men or women can't get away with that.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You have no idea what you have done!
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You have no idea what you have done!
Personally, I think he has a vivid imagination as well as a glass jaw.
If you are a owner of several strip-clubs, deal drugs, guns and have some goons at your service... Does that make one a mafia boss?
Organized crime.
I take offense to it, stop doing that its rude.
Fucking white people i tell you.
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Fucking white people i tell you.
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here..
Do you mean you take offense to what Gary Oak wrote as Romero and I do?
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I know eh Keeps. I only tolerate caucasians because you people bake a damned fine banana bread. :lol:
Northern Chinese women are gorgeous. I have fucked a few hottie Northern Chinese. Shen Li has a poor attitude like a white broad.
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Real stud...
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Fucking white people i tell you.
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here..
Do you mean you take offense to what Gary Oak wrote as Romero and I do?
Honestly Fash i was having fun with RW doing the Asian mimic, I dont really mind if people make fun of others as long as it dont go to far. As for Gary, i dont read what he says or anyone like him that have so much negativity towards people... one word sums up his attitude.. KARMA
have a great day peoples
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I know eh Keeps. I only tolerate caucasians because you people bake a damned fine banana bread. :lol:
mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
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I know eh Keeps. I only tolerate caucasians because you people bake a damned fine banana bread. :lol:
mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
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I know eh Keeps. I only tolerate caucasians because you people bake a damned fine banana bread. :lol:
mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
What did ya think? Keeps was some thin-skinned Vancouver crybaby? He's an Edmontonian where men are men and sheep are nervous.
^^^
I laughed at that, And, Its Goats My dear... Goats!!!
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I know eh Keeps. I only tolerate caucasians because you people bake a damned fine banana bread. :lol:
mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
were like to peas in a pod, 2 Diamonds in the rough, 2 swingers on a swing, Ying & Yang, Dill and Doe, Barney & Rubble, Truth be told shes secretly in love with me.
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mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
were like to peas in a pod, 2 Diamonds in the rough, 2 swingers on a swing, Ying & Yang, Dill and Doe, Barney & Rubble, Truth be told shes secretly in love with me.
Thanks for revealing my heart to everyone Keeps. ;) :lol:
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mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
were like to peas in a pod, 2 Diamonds in the rough, 2 swingers on a swing, Ying & Yang, Dill and Doe, Barney & Rubble, Truth be told shes secretly in love with me.
Shen Li and yourself do have a lot in common.
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mmmmm NANA bread, im drooling. lol @ you people....your such an iron chick. lol
Hello Keeper, so nice to see you here tonight..
I am glad you and Shen Li can joke without either of you being offended.
:)
were like to peas in a pod, 2 Diamonds in the rough, 2 swingers on a swing, Ying & Yang, Dill and Doe, Barney & Rubble, Truth be told shes secretly in love with me.
Shen Li fucks the chugabooze.
Romero, your noooooooooo post made me laugh out loud! Gary and his bullshit - too funny.
I don't actually do impressions of Chinese in front of Chinese people because I don't want to accidentally offend but I will hear others claim it's racist to mimic and I really don't think it is.
And Shen, I can't tell some whities apart either.
Gary, anyone who claims there are revert triad messages in the name of a bank should really sit down and shut the fuck up.
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You have no idea how the triads are infiltrating Canada. These Canadascams are agents of Beijing.
Sure I do. You enlightened us oh so long ago about it.
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You'll be wishing you had heeded my words one day when Canada becomes a province of China.
Nostradamus called it first.
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You'll be wishing you had heeded my words one day when Canada becomes a province of China.
Gary Oak, I am Taiwanese and I do not like China, I admit that..
But colonizing Canada?
:o
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I don't actually do impressions of Chinese in front of Chinese people because I don't want to accidentally offend but I will hear others claim it's racist to mimic and I really don't think it is.
And Shen, I can't tell some whities apart either.
I am like a yellow Jew in that I don't mind a little self-deprecating humour. I make jokes about my race, why the fuck should the Jews and Italians have all the fun? I think East Asians are now integrated enough into the mainstream of Canadian society that we can take a little razzing. Who the fuck wants to be some humourless, hypersensitive douche like Hornung?
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Well hell, what the fuck did I do?? I like the way Oak gets under the skin of obsessive homos like Hornung and EU. Makes me LOL!!
Sharkie is kinda paranoid too.
I lmaoed when he started questioning Mel Gibsons over-weight ticket.
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I lmaoed when he started questioning Mel Gibsons over-weight ticket.
Gibson is really fucking losing it lately.
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I lmaoed when he started questioning Mel Gibsons over-weight ticket.
Gibson is really fucking losing it lately.
He is tall enough, I´ve seen uglier, he has money, apparently has his own trading name, house etc.
This is why I think kids should have both parents in their lives... Melskies childhood was shitty, his mother was shitty and that is why his marriage seemed to be more like a relationship between relatives than lovers.
Everything was awkward.
He doesnt even crave for sex... He has been emasculated.
My husband informed me this morning that I'm racist. Apparently, asking random Koreans on the street to try my kimchi is wrong. It's racist!
(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
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(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
I thought you were alone...
Alone in what way?
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(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
He could not have been serious.
Just before that he told me some guy was repeatedly making him peel the same potato. Yesterday it was a scary shark perched on a cliff. The night before that I was a triple agent and spying on myself.
He sleep talks some weird crap.
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(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
I thought you were alone...
No really - did you think I was single?
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(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
I thought you were alone...
No really - did you think I was single?
He was hoping. ;)
Do you really make your own kimchi? I love Korean food, even better than our own food. Don't tell my mommy that.
That's cute! The last time I was single I was 17.
Shen, I've never even tasted it nevermind made it. Hehe
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
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You had my taste buds perked right up. Both OL and I are absolutely mad about Korean grub. Best cuisine on the planet. Again, don't tell my mommy I said that.
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband (we've been together since I was 18).
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You had my taste buds perked right up. Both OL and I are absolutely mad about Korean grub. Best cuisine on the planet. Again, don't tell my mommy I said that.
I won't tell your mommy - I swear.
I've never had Korean food. Next time I'm in Van I'll go.
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband (we've been together since I was 18).
I have had several breaks from relationships in my life. No offense, but the women I have known that went from one relationship to the next have usually made bad decisions. Now obviously that did not happen in your case, but that has been my observation.
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You had my taste buds perked right up. Both OL and I are absolutely mad about Korean grub. Best cuisine on the planet. Again, don't tell my mommy I said that.
I won't tell your mommy - I swear.
I've never had Korean food. Next time I'm in Van I'll go.
Seriously, no excuses either. Your palate will thank you for it.
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband
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no wonder the poor guy talks in his sleep... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i can't even begin to imagine what mimi's husband does to himself.....scary
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband
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no wonder the poor guy talks in his sleep... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i can't even begin to imagine what mimi's husband does to himself.....scary
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I suppose to put my grievances with those who swear to this oath in a nutshell
1 Chinese Canadiscams who take this oath swear their loyalty to China and chinese people against Canada and Canadians
2 Most Chinese Canadiscam males believe that Chinese will take over, eagerly await this outcome and eagerly support this outcome.
3 They want revenge against us.
Now really, Canada having at least three billion people wanting to immigrate here , do we really need more traitors ?
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(He says the craziest shit in his sleep hehe)
I thought you were alone...
No really - did you think I was single?
You spoke of loneliness...
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I thought you were alone...
No really - did you think I was single?
Do you really make your own kimchi? I love Korean food, even better than our own food. Don't tell my mommy that.
Not quite...
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband
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no wonder the poor guy talks in his sleep... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i can't even begin to imagine what mimi's husband does to himself.....scary
He doesn't talk about other women so I'm cool with it :)
mimi has to be one of the most secure and supportive people I have ever come across on a forum. If you want to talk shit about her, I'm not the person to do it in front of.
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What?? You have constantly been in relationships since you were 17? :o
Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband (we've been together since I was 18).
I have had several breaks from relationships in my life. No offense, but the women I have known that went from one relationship to the next have usually made bad decisions. Now obviously that did not happen in your case, but that has been my observation.
The single thing was never my shtick.
Real Woman is Cooling Macho
Eat a dick you little puke.
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Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband
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no wonder the poor guy talks in his sleep... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i can't even begin to imagine what mimi's husband does to himself.....scary
He doesn't talk about other women so I'm cool with it :)
mimi has to be one of the most secure and supportive people I have ever come across on a forum. If you want to talk shit about her, I'm not the person to do it in front of.
OK fair enough, but I will NOT stay silent about Vesna. I hate, hate, hate that erratic old twat and I don't care who knows it.
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Yep. I went from one BF right to the next, then that BF to my husband
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no wonder the poor guy talks in his sleep... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: i can't even begin to imagine what mimi's husband does to himself.....scary
He doesn't talk about other women so I'm cool with it :)
mimi has to be one of the most secure and supportive people I have ever come across on a forum. If you want to talk shit about her, I'm not the person to do it in front of.
whatever......she is a complete dick...nuff said
She is not Munday. Now go clean your dentures before I give your ass a whoopin'.
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OUCH!! You play rough RW.
"If it's not rough it isn't fun."
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Just so you know, you are not pissing off OL with this kind of talk....UR turning him on. ;) :lol:
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you play mean....but i am always up for a little grab ass rassling......i never lose......nor am i ever wrong....just sayin
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Just so you know, you are not pissing off OL with this kind of talk....UR turning him on. ;) :lol:
lol...no kidding...........ALL those queens on VF can fuck off as far as i am concerned.....boys and girls...... :ugeek:
Oh please Munday. I'd have you pinned and tied in seconds flat. Then I'd fly the Quebec flag from your flag pole and leave you for the Dog River natives.
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UR giving him a woody ya know. ;)
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UR giving him a woody ya know. ;)
Something to fly the flag from...
Exactly!
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
KFC....YUM, YUM, YUM!! Mary Brown's is better though. That Koren place at 34th and 99th is the best.
:D
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
Men. Such liars when it comes to penis size.
I wouldn't touch KFC if you paid me all the money in Dog River.
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
Men. Such liars when it comes to penis size.
Can I have yours then?
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
Men. Such liars when it comes to penis size.
I wouldn't touch KFC if you paid me all the money in Dog River.
Whats the use in lying about it when the truth eventually comes out...
Mine is 0,9inch monster penis... This way its always a suprise.
I can say that using the word cawk in its real form redirects you.
We cant talk about sail-boats due to censorchip...
Of course Shen! I'll creepily stare at you in envy while you eat it.
Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
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Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
I can't help it RW. Everybody has their weaknesses. Superman has kryptonite, the Iron Chink has deep fried chicken.
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Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
ÉÉÉÉ i dont know.....i believe pretty much everything i read on the interwebs...although most guys are full of shit........ :ugeek:
It could be worse Shen, like crack hehe.
Well Munday, there's a lot of big dinky wasted on the interwebs.
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I don't know, does crack make you fat?
Everything makes you fat so probably.
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Excuse me, but I have my mother's thighs and ass. :lol:
I don't know what that means!
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You said everything makes me fat and I said ya can blame my mommy for that. ;)
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Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
Suddenly I´m being trumped by these unhumanly big dycks when I´m browsing the internet.
No1s ever complained.
Sauna evenings are the best due to the heat-expansion. :D Also tropical places.
The word "isukki" is ruined for me because it means daddy and if I come home and say "daddys home", it sounds completely dirty.
A bunch of Milton Berle clones.
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You said everything makes me fat and I said ya can blame my mommy for that. ;)
I didn't mean you (tu). I meant you (vous)!!!!
I should have used "us" dammit!
/fail
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Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
Suddenly I´m being trumped by these unhumanly big dycks when I´m browsing the internet.
No1s ever complained.
Sauna evenings are the best due to the heat-expansion. :D Also tropical places.
The word "isukki" is ruined for me because it means daddy and if I come home and say "daddys home", it sounds completely dirty.
Men = full of bologna.
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Odi, every guy on the Internet has a huge dong. Don't you find that a little strange? Either guys are full of shit or they don't know how to measure. Take you pick.
Suddenly I´m being trumped by these unhumanly big dycks when I´m browsing the internet.
No1s ever complained.
Sauna evenings are the best due to the heat-expansion. :D Also tropical places.
The word "isukki" is ruined for me because it means daddy and if I come home and say "daddys home", it sounds completely dirty.
Men = full of bologna.
Yea, the man-hating makes me think you are single.
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
Men. Such liars when it comes to penis size.
I wouldn't touch KFC if you paid me all the money in Dog River.
I don't like KFC anymore. I used to love it when I was in high school, especially the skin. Now I think it is greasy nasty.
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all i can tell you is you better buy a xxxxlarge flag or ensure proportionality....believe me all you need in Dog River is a bucket of KFC on the seat of your pickup and the world is your oyster....... :ugeek:
Men. Such liars when it comes to penis size.
I wouldn't touch KFC if you paid me all the money in Dog River.
I don't like KFC anymore. I used to love it when I was in high school, especially the skin. Now I think it is greasy nasty.
oh definitely both greasy and nasty....just what the system needs every once in a while.....about once a year we pig out on KFC....thats about all we can handle.....however, we eat a lot of chicken other ways.....personally i love Korean "fire chicken" ..the dragon makes it once in a while... :geek:
Man hating?!?! BUAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry Odi but I'm definitely spoken for.
I didn't mind KFC's popcorn chicken.
Talking about dick-lies... Where are the strong, beautiful, successiful and superior women to whom one quite frequently bumps into in the internet?
I don't see those often but if you mean the ones who take face only selfies that they then photoshop the shit out of and post, those chicks are usually overweight with self esteem issues.
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A-females are extremely rare...
Airhead skank groupies are everywhere. More and more everyday.
The rest are those bitter hags whom insult me by saying "cant you get a real woman!?" "you cant handle a strong woman!".
I honestly don't care if you can get or keep a woman.
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Honestly I wasnt talking about you...
You know that the certain types of females exist...
I would imagine those are the ones who think you're an asshole and pester you accordingly.
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Yes, that is very common Real Woman.
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When I date asian females, I´m automatically a misogynist...
I only know of one poster on MB who does it. Most posters are more mature and don't feel the need to shamelessly flaunt fixed up pics of themselves.
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I don't mind it Real Woman because so many people I know do that.
I find it pathetic especially coming from people over 24.
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I know plenty of females IRL whom started to question my relationships... One of them was a very good friend.
I severed all ties with them since apparently knowing one for many years still made them disrespect me.
I do not tolerate such talk... Not even as a joke.
What does that have to do with my post?
See my 2nd to last post... I dont care if you severed the line.
I still have no idea WTF you are talking about.
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Yes, I have heard that opinion before too.
I am sure you have :)
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Figured as much...
If most white Canadians knew what these spiteful Canadascams say about us they would be shocked.
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I am not a fan of the China's government, but most Chinese in Canada focus on working to provide the best possible life they can for their families.
No no no Fashionista! They just want us to believe that. They are trying to take over our country and enslave us under Triad rule. The sign on the TD bank at Main and Hastings in Vancouver says so!
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I can picture it now; come in, try our wonderful financial services and pay vig to gangsters for the rest of your life.
There are triad take over messages in the Chinese translation of Toronto Dominion Bank of Canada dontcha know! Of course you know. You are Chinese and all Chinese people are in on it.
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Oak needs to shut his yap about that. We're trying to keep it a secret. :lol:
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:shock: That's racist. :lol:
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:shock: That's racist. :lol:
It's vewy wassist.
Listen, I think Gary is on something.
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I share many of Gary Oak's suspicions of the Chinese Communist Party..
But Gary Oak thinks every ethnically Chinese person has ties to either the triads or the CCP.
:o
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I share many of Gary Oak's suspicions of the Chinese Communist Party..
But Gary Oak thinks every ethnically Chinese person has ties to either the triads or the CCP.
:o
Funny Fashionista doesn't say anything about Gary choking the Chicken Oak's sinophobia?
Rambo, do you think anyone here doesn't know he's a raging idiot?
Give your head a shake!
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I share many of Gary Oak's suspicions of the Chinese Communist Party..
But Gary Oak thinks every ethnically Chinese person has ties to either the triads or the CCP.
:o
Funny Fashionista doesn't say anything about Gary choking the Chicken Oak's sinophobia?
I have asked Gary Oak many times why the obsession with Chinese organized crime and spying?
I may not have worded it in a way that you would have, but don't tell me I have not said anything to Gary Oak.
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I share many of Gary Oak's suspicions of the Chinese Communist Party..
:o
Well you guys look suspicious...
You are all ninjas. :D
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I share many of Gary Oak's suspicions of the Chinese Communist Party..
But Gary Oak thinks every ethnically Chinese person has ties to either the triads or the CCP.
:o
Funny Fashionista doesn't say anything about Gary choking the Chicken Oak's sinophobia?
I have asked Gary Oak many times why the obsession with Chinese organized crime and spying?
I may not have worded it in a way that you would have, but don't tell me I have not said anything to Gary Oak.
I cant even wrap my head around why anyone would be obsessed with Chinese crime and spying and anything like that shit, I can barely lift an eye lid about Canadian politics let alone something I have no control over, SEROUSLY who fucking cares, I have enough crap on my plate to worry about then meaningless bullshit.
Edit: I wanted to add, it would be my pleasure to sit down, across from either of them for some mental Awareness Re-education Training. Trust me, by next week they would be pissing on there feet if anyone said anything about Chinese Communist party or anything related. :geek:
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Funny Fashionista doesn't say anything about Gary choking the Chicken Oak's sinophobia?
I have asked Gary Oak many times why the obsession with Chinese organized crime and spying?
I may not have worded it in a way that you would have, but don't tell me I have not said anything to Gary Oak.
I cant even wrap my head around why anyone would be obsessed with Chinese crime and spying and anything like that shit, I can barely lift an eye lid about Canadian politics let alone something I have no control over, SEROUSLY who fucking cares, I have enough crap on my plate to worry about then meaningless bullshit.
Edit: I wanted to add, it would be my pleasure to sit down, across from either of them for some mental Awareness Re-education Training. Trust me, by next week they would be pissing on there feet if anyone said anything about Chinese Communist party or anything related. :geek:
I was born in China and I don't lose sleep over the internal workings at zhongnanhai.