....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.
Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.
It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=452967 time=1653517028 user_id=1676
....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.
Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.
It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....
Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.
Quote from: Poppy post_id=452972 time=1653517894 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=452967 time=1653517028 user_id=1676
....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.
Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.
It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....
Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.
I posted that? Are you positive it wasn't someone else?
I'm a chronic wiper.
Quote from: Poppy post_id=452972 time=1653517894 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=452967 time=1653517028 user_id=1676
....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.
Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.
It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....
Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.
WHAT?!
Oh noes.... Poppy just started WIPEGATE.
Poppy claims you don't wipe your ass. How would he know?
It was posted on the internet. Try to keep up.
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=453019 time=1653523974 user_id=2845
Poppy claims you don't wipe your ass. How would he know?
It's either made up or he has posters confused.
I'm the dude who will burn through a quarter of a TP roll in a single sitting. :laugh:
Look at Freud overcompensating now by claiming to go through a whole roll of tp with each bowel movement, next he will say he's cleaning his asshole with dish detergent and a high-powered washer.
You may have a reading problem, Bubbles....
I suspect he uses a bidet.
Quote from: cw_ post_id=453054 time=1653527502 user_id=3226
I suspect he uses a bidet.
He'd have to take off his girly backpack or the bottom could get dampened and stained....
Can we get a decision from Flea on whether or not Freud is permitted to start any more juvenile threads in this subforum?
Don't be a little bitch, Popples.
At least try not to.
Quote from: cw_ post_id=453054 time=1653527502 user_id=3226
I suspect he uses a bidet.
Bidets or hose attachments are essential to clean oneself appropriately. There's nothing worse than a person that smears away their shit with toilet paper, scrunched, folded or otherwise, and thinks that they're going to come up smelling like strawberries. I think the world could learn from the French and Eastern cultures. It's elementary hygiene aka potty 101.
:beurk:
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=453100 time=1653551216 user_id=3358
Quote from: cw_ post_id=453054 time=1653527502 user_id=3226
I suspect he uses a bidet.
Bidets or hose attachments are essential to clean oneself appropriately. There's nothing worse than a person that smears away their shit with toilet paper, scrunched, folded or otherwise, and thinks that they're going to come up smelling like strawberries. I think the world could learn from the French and Eastern cultures. It's elementary hygiene aka potty 101.
:beurk:
I pinch my grogans in the morning and hop in the shower. It's the highlight of the day aside from poasting.
Quote from: deport_liberals post_id=453154 time=1653572482 user_id=3305
Quote from: Bonkerfist post_id=453100 time=1653551216 user_id=3358
Quote from: cw_ post_id=453054 time=1653527502 user_id=3226
I suspect he uses a bidet.
Bidets or hose attachments are essential to clean oneself appropriately. There's nothing worse than a person that smears away their shit with toilet paper, scrunched, folded or otherwise, and thinks that they're going to come up smelling like strawberries. I think the world could learn from the French and Eastern cultures. It's elementary hygiene aka potty 101.
:beurk:
I pinch my grogans in the morning and hop in the shower. It's the highlight of the day aside from poasting.
Good on ya!