Title: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 01:21:31 AM
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 01:21:31 AM
They looked at me then attacked each other.... apparently I was too far away to ever be considered.
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Anonymous on June 03, 2022, 01:28:36 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 03, 2022, 01:28:36 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Dove on June 03, 2022, 01:37:20 AM
Post by: Dove on June 03, 2022, 01:37:20 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: cw_ on June 03, 2022, 01:46:43 AM
Post by: cw_ on June 03, 2022, 01:46:43 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 02:00:18 AM
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 02:00:18 AM
How close to the street is your porch? Do you even have a front yard at all?
About 160 feet.
The yard is four times that.
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 02:01:27 AM
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 02:01:27 AM
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Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Breakfall on June 03, 2022, 08:29:47 AM
Post by: Breakfall on June 03, 2022, 08:29:47 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Trump’s Niece on June 03, 2022, 09:11:12 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on June 03, 2022, 09:11:12 AM
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Post by: Poppy on June 03, 2022, 10:01:44 AM
Post by: Poppy on June 03, 2022, 10:01:44 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 11:09:39 AM
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 11:09:39 AM
You pooped on your porch?!
A momentary loss of flatulence control....
This is why Freud should never be allowed to start threads, this is idiotic.
Shush, you effeminate pansy.... Old Dinky has a porcelain shitter that needs you to clean it.
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Post by: Poppy on June 03, 2022, 11:58:43 AM
Post by: Poppy on June 03, 2022, 11:58:43 AM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 12:02:24 PM
Post by: Frood on June 03, 2022, 12:02:24 PM
Title: Re: I just fluffed on the porch....
Post by: Breakfall on June 04, 2022, 08:06:16 AM
Post by: Breakfall on June 04, 2022, 08:06:16 AM
....and half a minute later a pedestrian and her child walked past the driveway and accused each other of dropping their guts!
:thumbup:
They looked at me then attacked each other.... apparently I was too far away to ever be considered.
My farts don't stink aye! I take a minimum of two shits a day and wash behind the anal flaps, I'm hygienically OCD. If I smell someone's smelly fart, I envision their lower bowels to be packed with turds and the odour I'm smelling is the gas that just hugged those said turds intimately sending shit particles right up my nose. Shit isn't meant to brew braaah!