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Title: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 03, 2022, 06:23:06 PM
...and Google search is providing me with conflicting results.



So let's imagine an American who consumes 10,000 calories a day.  This would be an obese individual.  So we know that what goes in must come out.  Does this come out as one massive log of shit, aka a toilet buster?  Or do they shit multiple times per day?



Any obese posters here care to chime in?  I'm trying to envision attempting to flush a massive log of shit that's like six times the size of a normal log of shit...
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 05, 2022, 08:36:59 AM
Renee? Oak? Come on, we're genuinely curious about this....



I wonder if they've ever required their assholes being sown up after a particularly intense bout of power-shitting?
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2022, 04:54:42 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=456841 time=1654432619 user_id=1728
Renee? Oak? Come on, we're genuinely curious about this....



I wonder if they've ever required their assholes being sown up after a particularly intense bout of power-shitting?


Really "sown"??? Buy a dictionary you mental cripple.



No surprise that you are curious about shit. Most likely for it's nutritional value.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 04:36:41 AM
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 07:31:21 AM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 08:00:06 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458436 time=1654860681 user_id=3254
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 :laugh:

Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.


Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 12:45:28 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458436 time=1654860681 user_id=3254
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 :laugh:


Some habits are hard to shake huh? You must be glued to that panel of yours 24/7.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 12:46:36 PM
Quote from: "Hugo Phuckagoat" post_id=458532 time=1654876985
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.


Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.


You could always use your original handle or are you too scared about the subsequent fallout?
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 12:48:55 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=458445 time=1654862406 user_id=114
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458436 time=1654860681 user_id=3254


Blurt

 :laugh:

Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective. :laugh3:


And you'll never cut it as a male....



Changing the subject entirely, how is your "girl" who you never have any contact with?  



Have you considered buying a toupee?
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458547 time=1654879735 user_id=1728
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=458445 time=1654862406 user_id=114


Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective. :laugh3:


And you'll never cut it as a male....



Changing the subject entirely, how is your "girl" who you never have any contact with?  



Have you considered buying a toupee?

Don't get angry at Seoul because you can't figure out who Hugo is.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 12:58:17 PM
I really don't care who it is.



Your petty digs do get tiresome though.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 01:00:01 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458552 time=1654880297 user_id=1728
I really don't care who it is.



Your petty digs do get tiresome though.

Not as much as your churlish insults at good posters.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 01:05:37 PM
We have a very different perspective in terms of what constitutes a "good poster".
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458557 time=1654880737 user_id=1728
We have a very different perspective in terms of what constitutes a "good poster".

I think most mainstream adults think Seoul is a good contributor..



His only crime is that he thinks it's funny watching you tie yourself in knots guessing who is behind guest posts..
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 10, 2022, 01:29:35 PM
"You think"..... there lies the problem.



Perhaps if you stopped stepping in constantly to defend your faves, arguments like this could be avoided?
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 04:20:59 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458563 time=1654882175 user_id=1728
"You think"..... there lies the problem.



Perhaps if you stopped stepping in constantly to defend your faves, arguments like this could be avoided?

Next you'll be saying "I'm fawning all over" other posters like you said I did with KM..



Seoul and I find it funny how you run around in circles trying to find out which guest posters are making fun of you..



They leave obvious clues and you get frustrated because you can't figure it out.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

It's more than likely Chum Li.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: cw_ on June 10, 2022, 06:44:04 PM
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Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 06:58:07 PM
It's so funny, Mel and SCOUSE want to know so badly who teased SCOUSE, but neither of them can figure it out. :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 07:03:35 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458680 time=1654901887 user_id=3254
It's so funny, Mel and SCOUSE want to know so badly who teased SCOUSE, but neither of them can figure it out. :laugh:

What gives you the impression that either of us really care who posted that?  I don't really care...  I'm the one that ran Guest boards, so am certainly in my element when it comes to anonymous posters.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2022, 08:27:39 PM
Blurt?? The Iron Chink?? Hugo Phuckagoat don't write like either of them. I have a pretty good guess who it might be, but I aint saying jack. Unlike you two ladies, I don't give a shit.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 07:18:48 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458680 time=1654901887 user_id=3254
It's so funny, Mel and SCOUSE want to know so badly who teased SCOUSE, but neither of them can figure it out. :laugh:


Like Mel said, it was probs you using your Shen Li alter ego.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 07:23:06 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=458729 time=1654907259 user_id=1689
Blurt?? The Iron Chink?? Hugo Phuckagoat don't write like either of them. I have a pretty good guess who it might be, but I aint saying jack. Unlike you two ladies, I don't give a shit.

I know, they are so thick, especially SCOUSE..



Hugo was one of the better flamers..



SCOUSE still can't see the forest for the trees.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 07:28:02 AM
Quote from: "Hugo Phuckagoat" post_id=458532 time=1654876985
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458424 time=1654850201 user_id=1728
Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.


Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.


Gotta be Renee that. I recognise the seething buttsore and air of vindictiveness.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 07:32:59 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458864 time=1654946586 user_id=3254
Quote from: Herman post_id=458729 time=1654907259 user_id=1689
Blurt?? The Iron Chink?? Hugo Phuckagoat don't write like either of them. I have a pretty good guess who it might be, but I aint saying jack. Unlike you two ladies, I don't give a shit.

I know, they are so thick, especially SCOUSE..



Hugo was one of the better flamers..



SCOUSE still can't see the forest for the trees.

 :laugh:


I don't know why you're acting so smug. You only know who it is because of your panel.  :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 07:36:30 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=458864 time=1654946586 user_id=3254
Quote from: Herman post_id=458729 time=1654907259 user_id=1689
Blurt?? The Iron Chink?? Hugo Phuckagoat don't write like either of them. I have a pretty good guess who it might be, but I aint saying jack. Unlike you two ladies, I don't give a shit.

I know, they are so thick, especially SCOUSE..



Hugo was one of the better flamers..



SCOUSE still can't see the forest for the trees.

 :laugh:

Hugo must be laughing their ass off watching the Liverpool lunkhead try to solve the mystery of the guest poster who hurt his feelz. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 07:41:44 AM
Jesus, they're all scuttling out of the woodwork....



Now the shiny domed, shrimp-dicked, alsation eater is here.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 08:46:21 AM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458865 time=1654946882 user_id=1728
Quote from: "Hugo Phuckagoat" post_id=458532 time=1654876985




Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.


Gotta be Renee that. I recognise the seething buttsore and air of vindictiveness.


And one of the most butthurt little faggots ever to grace these pages has the temerity to accuse another of being "buttsore".  :laugh3:



You can't make this up. It just happens organically...  :laugh3:
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 08:48:46 AM
Too scared to use your own handle huh? It's ok, I fully undertand.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 10:25:19 AM
Quote from: "What Hump?" post_id=458882 time=1654951581
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458865 time=1654946882 user_id=1728




Gotta be Renee that. I recognise the seething buttsore and air of vindictiveness.


And one of the most butthurt little faggots ever to grace these pages has the temerity to accuse another of being "buttsore".  :laugh3:



You can't make this up. It just happens organically...  :laugh3:

I know. I have a pot I'd like to introduce that kettle.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Aryan on June 11, 2022, 11:38:07 AM
And another one! All we need now is CC and my fanclub of admirers will be complete.
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 11:54:33 AM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458929 time=1654961887 user_id=1728
And another one! All we need now is CC and my fanclub of admirers will be complete.

Ya, I am part of the anti-progtard army. We are all Jews too.  ac_razz
Title: Re: I have a serious question...
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2022, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=458884 time=1654951726 user_id=1728
Too scared to use your own handle huh? It's ok, I fully undertand.


We all knew this idiocy was coming...



Yeah you're scary... Big tough nazi with the posting dynamics of a raddish and overactive tear ducts.  :laugh3:



The only thing anyone has to fear from you is wet feet.