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Title: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on July 30, 2022, 04:29:47 PM




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 04:32:08 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=467461 time=1659212987 user_id=3349




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/

My new best friend lives in Chicago.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=467462 time=1659213128 user_id=56My new best friend lives in Chicago.


 :laugh3:
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 06:04:55 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=467462 time=1659213128 user_id=56
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=467461 time=1659212987 user_id=3349




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/

My new best friend lives in Chicago.

Thanks

 :sneaky2:
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=467461 time=1659212987 user_id=3349




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/

Unbelievable or what. I can remember when people would dream what they would do if they won $100,000 Canadian.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 08:05:42 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=467461 time=1659212987 user_id=3349




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/

If the winner elects to take the full %1.337 billion, it's paid out over a certain number of years?
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Dove on July 30, 2022, 08:56:37 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=467482 time=1659225942 user_id=114
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=467461 time=1659212987 user_id=3349




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A winning Mega Millions ticket for the estimated $1.337 billion jackasspot was sold in Illinois, a Mega Millions spokesperson told The Washington Post on Saturday morning.



Marie Kilbane, a spokesperson for the Ohio Lottery Commission, confirmed the victory in an email to The Post. "There is one jackasspot-winning ticket, which was sold in Illinois," she said.



Ohio Lottery Director Pat McDonald, the current lead director of the Mega Millions consortium, congratulated the winner in Illinois, who has yet to put in a claim.



"We are thrilled to have witnessed one of the biggest jackasspot wins in Mega Millions history," McDonald said in a news release. "We're eager to find out who won and look forward to congratulating the winner soon!"



The estimated jackasspot increased on Saturday from $1.28 billion to $1.337 billion. The lump-sum payout for the jackasspot is $780.5 million, according to Mega Millions.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07/29/mega-millions-billion-drawing-winner/

If the winner elects to take the full %1.337 billion, it's paid out over a certain number of years?


 I think so. You get payments.



 I feel like I'd want to just take the money.  I guess it depends on taxes and all that.



 Had we had won....our first move would have been getting an attorney and financial people lol.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2022, 09:01:23 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467491 time=1659228997 user_id=3266
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=467482 time=1659225942 user_id=114


If the winner elects to take the full %1.337 billion, it's paid out over a certain number of years?


 I think so. You get payments.



 I feel like I'd want to just take the money.  I guess it depends on taxes and all that.



 Had we had won....our first move would have been getting an attorney and financial people lol.

That's different from our lotteries here. If you win a Canadian jackasspot, you get a cheque for that amount, no taxes deducted.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Dove on July 30, 2022, 09:38:51 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=467494 time=1659229283 user_id=114
Quote from: Dove post_id=467491 time=1659228997 user_id=3266




 I think so. You get payments.



 I feel like I'd want to just take the money.  I guess it depends on taxes and all that.



 Had we had won....our first move would have been getting an attorney and financial people lol.

That's different from our lotteries here. If you win a Canadian jackasspot, you get a cheque for that amount, no taxes deducted.


 Sometimes I just wonder why we bothered with a whole revolutionary war if we were just gonna be taxing everything anyway.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Frood on July 30, 2022, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=467523 time=1659231531 user_id=3266
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=467494 time=1659229283 user_id=114


That's different from our lotteries here. If you win a Canadian jackasspot, you get a cheque for that amount, no taxes deducted.


 Sometimes I just wonder why we bothered with a whole revolutionary war if we were just gonna be taxing everything anyway.


The US is in need of a second house cleaning party...
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Dove on July 30, 2022, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=467530 time=1659232167 user_id=1676
Quote from: Dove post_id=467523 time=1659231531 user_id=3266




 Sometimes I just wonder why we bothered with a whole revolutionary war if we were just gonna be taxing everything anyway.


The US is in need of a second house cleaning party...


 Indeed.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Oerdin on July 30, 2022, 10:23:48 PM
I know Chicago is a crime ridden shithole.
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on August 06, 2022, 12:14:17 PM
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One lucky winner in Illinois recently hit the jackasspot with the $1.28 billion in the Mega Millions lottery, the second largest total in Mega Millions history, according to Forbes. However, if you want the money right away, you only get to keep $747.2 million.



Yeah, only.... that's still enough money to live comfortably for generations. I think any American on this planet would still be perfectly content with $747.2 million, but little did I know, the lump sum dwindled even more after the initial tax.



After the $742.2 million, the IRS hits you with a 24% withholding tax, dropping the total to $567,872,000.



On top of that, the state of Illinois has a 4.95% state income tax, which takes off another whopping $37 million off the $567 million, which means the winner of the Mega Millions will only keep about $433.7 million.



I know, I know, $433.7 million is way more than enough to never have to worry about money again, but I can't help to think about the people who've won far less money off the Mega Millions in the past, and how their winnings probably weren't even in the ballpark of what they thought they'd won.



If you live in a state with a large income tax, good luck.



The government, man...



https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/08/05/the-winner-of-the-mega-millions-1-28-billion-will-only-get-to-keep-about-433-million-after-taxes/
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2022, 02:07:14 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=469188 time=1659802457 user_id=3349
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One lucky winner in Illinois recently hit the jackasspot with the $1.28 billion in the Mega Millions lottery, the second largest total in Mega Millions history, according to Forbes. However, if you want the money right away, you only get to keep $747.2 million.



Yeah, only.... that's still enough money to live comfortably for generations. I think any American on this planet would still be perfectly content with $747.2 million, but little did I know, the lump sum dwindled even more after the initial tax.



After the $742.2 million, the IRS hits you with a 24% withholding tax, dropping the total to $567,872,000.



On top of that, the state of Illinois has a 4.95% state income tax, which takes off another whopping $37 million off the $567 million, which means the winner of the Mega Millions will only keep about $433.7 million.



I know, I know, $433.7 million is way more than enough to never have to worry about money again, but I can't help to think about the people who've won far less money off the Mega Millions in the past, and how their winnings probably weren't even in the ballpark of what they thought they'd won.



If you live in a state with a large income tax, good luck.



The government, man...



https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/08/05/the-winner-of-the-mega-millions-1-28-billion-will-only-get-to-keep-about-433-million-after-taxes/

Sighs
Title: Re: Know anyone in Chicago?
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2022, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=469188 time=1659802457 user_id=3349
https://i.imgur.com/hpqL6skm.jpg[/img]



One lucky winner in Illinois recently hit the jackasspot with the $1.28 billion in the Mega Millions lottery, the second largest total in Mega Millions history, according to Forbes. However, if you want the money right away, you only get to keep $747.2 million.



Yeah, only.... that's still enough money to live comfortably for generations. I think any American on this planet would still be perfectly content with $747.2 million, but little did I know, the lump sum dwindled even more after the initial tax.



After the $742.2 million, the IRS hits you with a 24% withholding tax, dropping the total to $567,872,000.



On top of that, the state of Illinois has a 4.95% state income tax, which takes off another whopping $37 million off the $567 million, which means the winner of the Mega Millions will only keep about $433.7 million.



I know, I know, $433.7 million is way more than enough to never have to worry about money again, but I can't help to think about the people who've won far less money off the Mega Millions in the past, and how their winnings probably weren't even in the ballpark of what they thought they'd won.



If you live in a state with a large income tax, good luck.



The government, man...



https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/08/05/the-winner-of-the-mega-millions-1-28-billion-will-only-get-to-keep-about-433-million-after-taxes/

Remember when Biden accused oil companies of being greedy.