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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Garraty_47 on August 07, 2022, 07:19:04 PM

Title: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Garraty_47 on August 07, 2022, 07:19:04 PM
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?



Gen A
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 07, 2022, 07:54:38 PM
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Garraty_47 on August 07, 2022, 08:12:22 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


 :laugh3:
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Thiel on August 07, 2022, 08:15:40 PM
How do we know that Tarzan will always be a White male?



Disney doesn't have the gonads to make a movie where an African-American acts like an ape.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: cw_ on August 07, 2022, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 07, 2022, 09:37:06 PM
Quote from: cw_ post_id=469475 time=1659922110 user_id=3226
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/


 Say it out loud. Lol
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: cw_ on August 07, 2022, 09:50:25 PM
Heh. Ty.  I guess the cringe part is having to run that far for a joke.  Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Thiel on August 07, 2022, 09:54:56 PM
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?



She grated it.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2022, 10:15:56 PM
I think the first and last jokes were cute.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Garraty_47 on August 07, 2022, 11:23:31 PM
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 08, 2022, 01:03:36 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...


 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 08, 2022, 01:06:55 AM
I went to buy camo pants today.....but i couldn't find them.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 08, 2022, 01:11:20 AM
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.



If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2022, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...

That joke appeared in Laughter Lounge.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on August 08, 2022, 08:32:13 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469514 time=1659935480 user_id=3266


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.






Why don't blind people skydive?



Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on August 08, 2022, 08:45:12 AM
I found my first gray pubic hair today.



Usually that wouldn't bother me but it was in my Big Mac.
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 08, 2022, 10:55:00 AM
Anyone else love Mitch Hedburg?



https://youtu.be/saoZjwf7Mfo



 He is always gonna be one my favorites.



 "I tried walking into Target, but I missed" lmao
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: cw_ on August 08, 2022, 11:04:41 AM
"I like to wear this pass cuz it helps me know when I'm upside down."    LOL
Title: Re: Cringe Jokes
Post by: Dove on August 08, 2022, 11:09:35 AM
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want two thousand of something"  



 So good lol
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