...is God's way of letting you know His chosen people are civil engineers.
Think about it... who else would stick a sewerage outlet adjacent to a recreational area?
Well....it would be awkward if we shat from our mouths. Or nose or ears. Even though many people do open their mouth and shit.
Octopuses go potty from the same orfice they eat from AND ink from. They are my favorite sea creature too ♡
Ewww, I hate those things, same with crabs, they're basically sea spiders!
I"d like to hose the self-proclaimed "chosen people" with a tanker full of sewage, before removing every last one of them from positions of power....
Sorry, I'm just daydream-typing here.
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Ewww, I hate those things, same with crabs, they're basically sea spiders!
I"d like to hose the self-proclaimed "chosen people" with a tanker full of sewage, before removing every last one of them from positions of power....
Sorry, I'm just daydream-typing here.
How can hate these guys?!
https://youtube.com/shorts/CMQaa23CWbc?feature=share
They are very intelligent and I think they are adorable lol
Sea spiders! LOL
I was wondering what this thread would be about.
It's just cun'T being his usual cheerful self. Lol
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Sea spiders! LOL
What's wrong with that tho?!
Are you scared of spiders, Scouse? acc_hugz
I have a barking spider.
I have encountered many Barking Deer Spiders in the wild but they always stalk me from behind....
Wherever you be, let your wind go free. If you're worried about the environmental impact, it pays to keep a lighter handy.
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Well....it would be awkward if we shat from our mouths. Or nose or ears. Even though many people do open their mouth and shit.
Octopuses go potty from the same orfice they eat from AND ink from. They are my favorite sea creature too ♡
They make a great ceviche. This is one of my favorite places to get ceviches in San Diego. It's just a food truck in a Target parking lot in South Park.
https://youtu.be/YCw9jgHhl0U
Mark Weins went there too.
https://youtu.be/wrQSMcU_IRQ
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Sea spiders! LOL
What's wrong with that tho?!
Are you scared of spiders, Scouse? acc_hugz
Not scared, just not a fan of them and if I see any in my gaff, they get scooped up and flushed!
This is one of the reasons I miss having kitters on patrol, they deal with all the uninvited guests of the insect variety which inevitably make an appearance. :laugh:
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What's wrong with that tho?!
Are you scared of spiders, Scouse? acc_hugz
Not scared, just not a fan of them and if I see any in my gaff, they get scooped up and flushed!
This is one of the reasons I miss having kitters on patrol, they deal with all the uninvited guests of the insect variety which inevitably make an appearance. :laugh:
Really you dont just leave them? In this "house" we are in, I'll leave spiders so long as they have the proper etiquette for living with humans. Stay up in corners and eat the fucking mosquitoes lol.
We get gnarly wolf spiders here (that i swear to God hiss) and my cats handle them as well as the mice and the stinky bugs lol. Its fall right now so we are moving on from bugs to rodents lol.
Basset has blessed my house lol.
Nah, they get disposed of ASAP Lulz.
Hissing spiders? Jesus..... I don't envy you guys who live in exotic locations!
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Nah, they get disposed of ASAP Lulz.
Hissing spiders? Jesus..... I don't envy you guys who live in exotic locations!
Michigan exotic? Lol.
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Really you dont just leave them? In this "house" we are in, I'll leave spiders so long as they have the proper etiquette for living with humans. Stay up in corners and eat the fucking mosquitoes lol.
If you see a brown spider kill it on sight. I knew a girl that was bit by a brown recluse and nearly had to have her left arm amputated.
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Really you dont just leave them? In this "house" we are in, I'll leave spiders so long as they have the proper etiquette for living with humans. Stay up in corners and eat the fucking mosquitoes lol.
If you see a brown spider kill it on sight. I knew a girl that was bit by a brown recluse and nearly had to have her left arm amputated.
Those are so rare here. I've read we have them but I've never seen one.
But yes nasty nasty bite.
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Really you dont just leave them? In this "house" we are in, I'll leave spiders so long as they have the proper etiquette for living with humans. Stay up in corners and eat the fucking mosquitoes lol.
If you see a brown spider...
...keep your distance in case it barks in your face.
Same goes for the bleached variety. Yes, I know women supposedly don't fart, but I've owned up to too many gruesome stanks authored by others to believe it.
Women definately fart lol.
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...
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Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...
Especially pregnant farts. :roll:
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Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...
Especially pregnant farts. :roll:
ac_toofunny
There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=477851 time=1666411894 user_id=1676
Women's bumholes are biologically engineered to store up methane and filter out any impurities like oxygen.... so when they do eventually go off, it's death squared...
ac_toofunny
I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.
My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!
My Ex took shits that were so foul, I'm convinced the fumes would be more effective than Zyklon B...
:laugh3:
The vegetarians and vegans can pack a wallop. A shitload of plant matter to digest!
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I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.
My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!
Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!". I would have to really be displeased with that person and if I were that put off by them...i probably wouldnt put my lady bits in their mouth.
Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.
Be careful what you threaten people with lol.
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Especially pregnant farts. :roll:
ac_toofunny
There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....
My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.
Not a little 6 year old girl lol.
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I always hoped they would never fart whilst I was performing analingus. I only had one ex girlfriend that purposely farted in my face for fun, and she regretted it big time. The stench was so putrefying, that it might as well have been a shit.
My fucking eyes were watering and I was dry-retching. I told her that if she somehow managed to give some conjunctivitis from her rancid effort...I was most definitely shitting directly on her tits!
Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!"
Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.
Be careful what you threaten people with lol.
Lol...she was an old South African girlfriend, so one would automatically assume that she was of a conservative nature. Not this one! She would call me from the lounge to the bathroom, and low and behold, she would be squatting on top of the toilet seat with half a "cigar" poking out her arse. She would just giggle at my shocked expression as I turned away in disgust. No culture!
:001_rolleyes:
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Never once ever in my life have I been getting head and thought to myself "Hey you know what could make this even funner?! If i ripped ass right now. That would be awesome!"
Yuck Break. Sounds like the kind of person who would eventually WANT you to shit on her tits.
Be careful what you threaten people with lol.
Lol...she was an old South African girlfriend, so one would automatically assume that she was of a conservative nature. Not this one! She would call me from the lounge to the bathroom, and low and behold, she would be squatting on top of the toilet seat with half a "cigar" poking out her arse. She would just giggle at my shocked expression as I turned away in disgust. No culture!
:001_rolleyes:
:shock:
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ac_toofunny
There could be a year long egg shortage yet a pregnant woman's farts would still smell like 5 cartons strewn out on a hot tin roof in monsoon season....
My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.
Not a little 6 year old girl lol.
Little girl farts are the worst for everyone around but particularly fathers in the room... ALL the chicks gang up on the dude and he's like "no, seriously.... no. I didn't drop my guts in the last 2-4 hours and then the mother (the most offending noxious nasty bandit)" goes "Noes!@!!!$!!! It was daddy"...
And then they fart shame an innocent dude....
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Quote from: Dove post_id=477887 time=1666420107 user_id=3266
My utterly adorable, beautiful, petite little Squish.....drops nuclear ass bombs that smell like something that came out of a 65 year old obsese male trucker.
Not a little 6 year old girl lol.
Little girl farts are the worst for everyone around but particularly fathers in the room... ALL the chicks gang up on the dude and he's like "no, seriously.... no. I didn't drop my guts in the last 2-4 hours and then the mother (the most offending noxious nasty bandit)" goes "Noes!@!!!$!!! It was daddy"...
And then they fart shame an innocent dude....
ac_toofunny
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Nah, they get disposed of ASAP Lulz.
Hissing spiders? Jesus..... I don't envy you guys who live in exotic locations!
Michigan exotic? Lol.
Compared to here it is. :laugh3: