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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 04:19:18 AM

Title: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 04:19:18 AM
That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: DKG on November 27, 2022, 06:09:28 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484622 time=1669540758 user_id=1676
That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...

Did you go downstairs for an evening snack when you got a surprise?
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 12:12:34 PM
It was the back steps outside. Pitch black. No railing now. Missing a plank (stair).



I think my foot is broken near the toes and along the lower ankle
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Zetsu on November 27, 2022, 12:38:00 PM
Yikes  ac_unsure
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Shen Li on November 27, 2022, 12:39:13 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484622 time=1669540758 user_id=1676
That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...

UR clumsy. Just kidding. That sux.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Aryan on November 27, 2022, 02:21:00 PM
Translation: Freud hit the sauce a little too hard after work and fell down the stairs while attempting a 2am piss dash.  :laugh:
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 03:51:13 PM
This is what I'm talking about:



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Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 27, 2022, 05:39:30 PM
I would've loved to see that bail!!  And my own! Lol



You'll be fine!  I have metal in my left toe...I will never bend that toe again...
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Odinson on November 27, 2022, 06:34:43 PM
Alcohol was probably involved.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Herman on November 27, 2022, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.

I would say so.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 07:01:36 PM
Quote from: RAVEN post_id=484697 time=1669591715 user_id=3352
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484686 time=1669582273 user_id=1676
This is what I'm talking about:



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Oh fuck!!  i see where that top step is missing :(  You're lucky you didn't break your damn neck being that it was dark out and you couldn't see it was missing!!  WHY did he remove that step?  Was he going to replace it?   Yeppers.. I would be pissed off!!  Hope some of your pain has subsided and you're able to walk, ffs




He was replacing it.



I'm waiting at hospital for an xray.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 07:13:19 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.


Not a factor in the incident.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Herman on November 27, 2022, 07:17:37 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484707 time=1669594399 user_id=1676
Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.


Not a factor in the incident.

Good story. Stick with it.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 07:40:00 PM
Facts rock.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Herman on November 27, 2022, 07:56:35 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484709 time=1669596000 user_id=1676
Facts rock.

You stick with that.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 27, 2022, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484704 time=1669593696 user_id=1676
I'm waiting at hospital for an xray.


Oh my!  Please update and tell us if anything broke.  



Can you give is a visual of the bail?
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 09:38:34 PM
A visual of me falling/bailing?



Ok... left foot forward and down, then no step, spread eagle fall (left leg in the gap) palms down by my crotch to stop.



Imagine the step as a bronco and I was the rider.



And not broken but rolled now.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Berry Sweet on November 27, 2022, 09:42:44 PM
Ouch!  I see why your thighs burn now.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=484730 time=1669603364 user_id=164
Ouch!  I see why your thighs burn now.




My western saddle...



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 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2022, 09:51:28 PM
Dang dude!



I know a guy thats roughly 80, same happened to him last year. Only, he simply forgot the deck was being rebuilt as he walked out into the darkness lol.



Hope all goes ok. I'd be pissed too with no warning the step was removed. What you do, call him a cunt?  :laugh:
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=484735 time=1669603888 user_id=2221
Dang dude!



I know a guy thats roughly 80, same happened to him last year. Only, he simply forgot the deck was being rebuilt as he walked out into the darkness lol.



Hope all goes ok. I'd be pissed too with no warning the step was removed. What you do, call him a cunt?  :laugh:




He apologised repeatedly and said he had put a screw through the deck gate which I found just now. Wasn't deep enough though. He also said he asked one of the other housemates to let us all know, which didn't happen. She should have told us.



Anyway the guy drove me to the hospital and has offered to help out with anything I need.



So not a total cunt.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 09:59:59 PM
Just chilling..



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Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Herman on November 27, 2022, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484742 time=1669604399 user_id=1676
Just chilling..



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That would have been painful.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 10:03:51 PM
Yeah, still is. Whole foot is swollen and my boney toes now look like babies toes.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Blazor on November 27, 2022, 10:22:41 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484737 time=1669604190 user_id=1676
Quote from: Blazor post_id=484735 time=1669603888 user_id=2221
Dang dude!



I know a guy thats roughly 80, same happened to him last year. Only, he simply forgot the deck was being rebuilt as he walked out into the darkness lol.



Hope all goes ok. I'd be pissed too with no warning the step was removed. What you do, call him a cunt?  :laugh:




He apologised repeatedly and said he had put a screw through the deck gate which I found just now. Wasn't deep enough though. He also said he asked one of the other housemates to let us all know, which didn't happen. She should have told us.



Anyway the guy drove me to the hospital and has offered to help out with anything I need.



So not a total cunt.


Still though lol. At least it wasnt on purpose lol.



Man, I havent had 7Up in forever!!!
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 27, 2022, 10:34:43 PM
I won't drink fizzy lemonades with stevia or fake sugars. And no corn syrups either. That stuff is poison.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: weebles on November 27, 2022, 11:02:23 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484742 time=1669604399 user_id=1676
Just chilling..



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Is that your sleep?



Is that where you where sleep?

Why not a get Serta, Sealy or Posturepedic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3cBjB-AmVk
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 12:18:43 AM
Quote from: weebles post_id=484755 time=1669608143 user_id=2191
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484742 time=1669604399 user_id=1676
Just chilling..



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Is that your sleep?



Is that where you where sleep?

Why not a get Serta, Sealy or Posturepedic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3cBjB-AmVk




It's a deck chair my foot was propped up on. You know.... ice and elevation.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on November 28, 2022, 09:41:18 AM
Don't you have a porch light outside?
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=484779 time=1669646478 user_id=3349
Don't you have a porch light outside?


Not for the stairs.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 08:47:42 PM
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Chillin and swillin....
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: weebles on November 28, 2022, 08:54:12 PM
Kidding aside... is it broken? or did you do some tendon or ligament damage?



It reminds me of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0c7okgFf1k
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Trump’s Niece on November 28, 2022, 08:57:51 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484883 time=1669686462 user_id=1676
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Chillin and swillin....








You're giving Semen a chubby  :laugh:
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2022, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484883 time=1669686462 user_id=1676
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Chillin and swillin....


No muscle definition and ugly shorts. Looks like the legs of a lazy person, or a gimp.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 09:12:54 PM
Quote from: weebles post_id=484885 time=1669686852 user_id=2191
Kidding aside... is it broken? or did you do some tendon or ligament damage?



It reminds me of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0c7okgFf1k


Coming down the steps in low light and wearing flip flops (aka Aussie thongs). Foot went to where the missing step was, toe area of the thong clipped the next step then slid into the gap, free fell onto my crotch spread eagle.



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Thought I had broken all my toes and the left side of my left ankle but upon xray examination, I rolled it or did an extreme sprain. So, time will tell whether tendons and ligaments are fucked also.



Been told to wait 7 days and if it's unbearable, get referred for scans (MRI?) for soft tissue damage and possible surgery.



I won't post a pic of my inner right thigh, but it's deep purple where I eventually landed.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Trump’s Niece on November 28, 2022, 09:18:25 PM
And just like clockwork, Eddie's stalker ass is all on it
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 09:21:24 PM
Wut? Where?
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Trump’s Niece on November 28, 2022, 09:53:29 PM
Up there
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Trump’s Niece on November 28, 2022, 09:55:17 PM
He's also starting threads claiming to be a Down's syndrome man.





Same shit, different day
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 10:35:20 PM
That's offensive to Downsies being lumped in with the mentally ill and socially maladjusted...
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: weebles on November 28, 2022, 10:50:06 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484890 time=1669687974 user_id=1676




Thought I had broken all my toes and the left side of my left ankle but upon xray examination, I rolled it or did an extreme sprain. So, time will tell whether tendons and ligaments are fucked also.



Been told to wait 7 days and if it's unbearable, get referred for scans (MRI?) for soft tissue damage and possible surgery.



I won't post a pic of my inner right thigh, but it's deep purple where I eventually landed.


Shoot why would they not send for an MRI along with the X-Ray?

Granted I am from another country so not sure how your medical system operates tho TBH.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Frood on November 28, 2022, 11:14:06 PM
Quote from: weebles post_id=484910 time=1669693806 user_id=2191
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484890 time=1669687974 user_id=1676




Thought I had broken all my toes and the left side of my left ankle but upon xray examination, I rolled it or did an extreme sprain. So, time will tell whether tendons and ligaments are fucked also.



Been told to wait 7 days and if it's unbearable, get referred for scans (MRI?) for soft tissue damage and possible surgery.



I won't post a pic of my inner right thigh, but it's deep purple where I eventually landed.


Shoot why would they not send for an MRI along with the X-Ray?

Granted I am from another country so not sure how your medical system operates tho TBH.


I was in the ER waiting area for 4.5 hours before I was seen and 6 hours before discharged. Small regional hospital overstretched with respiratory ailments and blood clot issues... hashtag #jabbed...



I got an xray, compression bandage, box of ibuprofen, and a pair of disposable aluminium crutches.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Dove on November 29, 2022, 09:27:11 AM
I havent been in a hospital since Covid hit. And that is such a big deal for me.



 My kidney problems are not over and never will be ....but I havent been in the ER since before Covid.  



 That is such a long fucking time to be in the ER.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: DKG on November 29, 2022, 09:30:51 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=484924 time=1669732031 user_id=3266
I havent been in a hospital since Covid hit. And that is such a big deal for me.



 My kidney problems are not over and never will be ....but I havent been in the ER since before Covid.  



 That is such a long fucking time to be in the ER.

You were hospitalized for COVID? I caught the original strain of COVID. I had a few very bad days, but I was able to stay out of the emergency room.
Title: Re: My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase
Post by: Dove on November 29, 2022, 03:31:38 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=484926 time=1669732251 user_id=3390
Quote from: Dove post_id=484924 time=1669732031 user_id=3266
I havent been in a hospital since Covid hit. And that is such a big deal for me.



 My kidney problems are not over and never will be ....but I havent been in the ER since before Covid.  



 That is such a long fucking time to be in the ER.

You were hospitalized for COVID? I caught the original strain of COVID. I had a few very bad days, but I was able to stay out of the emergency room.


Nooooo no. I have kidney stone disease.  I also have bladder crystal's and problems with the whole left part of my renal system.



 So for several years I was getting really sick really often. I was always getting severe infections like pyelonephritis, bad UTIs, that required me to be admitted to the hospital and put on IV antibiotics.  



 And I've had several procedures....mostly lipthotripsy(?)...a few different forms of it.  I had a PCNL (a tube in my back into the kidney) and at this point I'm supposed to have a partial nephrectomy of my left kidney because the bottom chunk of it is wrecked and barely functioning.



 This is actually how ended up addicted to opiate drugs.



 Fun stuff lol.  I havent ended up in the hospital for years at this point now....and not once since Covid hit. Which is a miracle for me.
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