...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.
Why the fuck, I don't know.
It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.
I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.
Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.
Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.
Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.
So I end up competing with the damn dog.
Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.
Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.
I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.
Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.
The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.
Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.
And if you do, shoot it first.
Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.
Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.
Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.
He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.
Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?
Why does it not surprise me that someone who would be a friend of Senile Joe is a useless fucktard?
And look at Senile Joe's description: "He barks a lot."
You fuckin' retard, Joe. A dog can bark in a bunch of different ways. Your description of what is happening is useless.
You are such a clueless idiot.
Dovey is right that rewarding a dog for barking will just encourage him to bark more.
But, Liar Joe, before you get too excited here...I know you are so full of shit that there is a very slim chance that any of this is true.
There is no dog.
There is no friend.
There is only a dream world that you create.
Hoping.
To appear.
Normal.
Quote from: JOE post_id=489012 time=1672042084 user_id=97
...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.
Why the fuck, I don't know.
It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.
I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.
Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.
Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.
Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.
So I end up competing with the damn dog.
Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.
Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.
I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.
Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.
The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.
Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.
And if you do, shoot it first.
Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.
Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.
Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.
what breed is it?
working dogs bark a lot....is it a blue healer or some little yappy breed?
Quote from: Dove post_id=489013 time=1672042510 user_id=3266
He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.
Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?
Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.
If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.
And only 1 cat. Not 10.
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.
The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.
If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
Here we go with the "my friend" threads...LOL
Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97
Quote from: Dove post_id=489013 time=1672042510 user_id=3266
He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.
Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?
Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.
If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.
And only 1 cat. Not 10.
It always starts off with just one cat, Joe.
They are like....fuzzy and cute little pringles. ♡
Joe has a lot of friends lol
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol
Enough for over 100 threads at VF
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97
Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.
If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.
And only 1 cat. Not 10.
Unless you're lucky and happen to get a cat that prefers solitude one cat alone will be bored and probably act out in protest or to get attention.
Get two so at least they'll have each other for company.
Cats are, contrary to popular myths, very social creatures.
They're just highly particular about which hoomins they socialize with. Heh
Quote from: Dove post_id=489040 time=1672070571 user_id=3266
Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97
Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.
If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.
And only 1 cat. Not 10.
It always starts off with just one cat, Joe.
They are like....fuzzy and cute little pringles. ♡
Cats at your place reminds me of that Star Trek episode, Trouble with Tribbles :laugh:
I cant say much though, I usually take in a few too, but my limit is 3. I actually got allergies lol, but 3 short hairs is my limit lol. NO long hairs in here! But I'll take care of as many strays that come to my door for food, so long as they play nice. I run the bullies off lol.
Joe, that house is the dog's now, y'all are his bitches. lulz
Know that when he barks at you, he is saying "give me a treat, bitch".
Quote from: kiebers post_id=489052 time=1672073417 user_id=193
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol
Enough for over 100 threads at VF
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Joe wrecks every forum he posts on with this lame trolling.
Quote from: caskur post_id=489029 time=1672067210 user_id=2156
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.
The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.
If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
Joe is lying. That is why he will avoid any questions that ask for details. He is not smart enough to tell a lie with details and not get caught with an inconsistency or a contradiction.
He was just on Bastard Factory a week or so ago talking about how great he is with dogs because a Golden Retriever let him pet him. Hahahaha!!! I mocked him for that stupidity.
He is recently in a "dog" and/or "cat" fantasy world because he thinks he is developing some good connections with people here when he talks about them.
Quote from: kiebers post_id=489038 time=1672070051 user_id=193
Here we go with the "my friend" threads...LOL
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol
I am glad people see what a desperate loser this Joe asshole is....
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489058 time=1672074195 user_id=2221
Joe, that house is the dog's now, y'all are his bitches. lulz
Know that when he barks at you, he is saying "give me a treat, bitch".
Dogs would not treat Joe the same way they treat other people.
They would sense that something is "off" about him. If a dog did bark at Joe, it would mean something like this: [size=150]"Stay away from me you fuckin' weirdo!!!"[/size]
Quote from: Herman post_id=489063 time=1672078996 user_id=3396
Joe wrecks every forum he posts on with this lame trolling.
I kinda like it.
It gives me the opportunity to smack him around with good cause.
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489057 time=1672074100 user_id=2221
Quote from: Dove post_id=489040 time=1672070571 user_id=3266
It always starts off with just one cat, Joe.
They are like....fuzzy and cute little pringles. ♡
Cats at your place reminds me of that Star Trek episode, Trouble with Tribbles :laugh:
I cant say much though, I usually take in a few too, but my limit is 3. I actually got allergies lol, but 3 short hairs is my limit lol. NO long hairs in here! But I'll take care of as many strays that come to my door for food, so long as they play nice. I run the bullies off lol.
I have at least 6 floof monsters in here.
And yes I'm fighting a constant battle against fur. You should see this shit when it somehow gathers in giant fur tumbleweeds. I have fur balls that form on the top of my cabinets.
You know what I actually havent dusted the kitchen yet this week. Christmas was consuming. I'm looking at giant fur balls right meow.
Check this out. The most fucked up part about this? IF they go up here...I never see it.

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And now I need to get off my ass and do something about that lol. This is just a week. Every fucking week I'm cleaning giant ass fur balls off of the cabinets AND the fucking ceiling fan.
This definately isnt for everyone lol
Cat hair goes wherever the air currents can take it and then it piles up in areas where it settles or gets blocked.
There are rooms, my bathroom for instance, where the cats do not go but If I don't stay on top of it the hair starts piling up along the bottom of the wall like a freaking snowdrift.
I don't know how so much manages to get spread around the house since I would swear they dump most of that shit directly onto my clothes.
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=489092 time=1672096187 user_id=3381
Cat hair goes wherever the air currents can take it and then it piles up in areas where it settles or gets blocked.
There are rooms, my bathroom for instance, where the cats do not go but If I don't stay on top of it the hair starts piling up along the bottom of the wall like a freaking snowdrift.
I don't know how so much manages to get spread around the house since I would swear they dump most of that shit directly onto my clothes.
Ahhhhhh yes....the fur snow drifts. I get those in the bathroom and the cats are not allowed in there lol
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Quote from: caskur post_id=489029 time=1672067210 user_id=2156
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.
The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.
If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
Joe is lying. That is why he will avoid any questions that ask for details. He is not smart enough to tell a lie with details and not get caught with an inconsistency or a contradiction.
He was just on Bastard Factory a week or so ago talking about how great he is with dogs because a Golden Retriever let him pet him. Hahahaha!!! I mocked him for that stupidity.
He is recently in a "dog" and/or "cat" fantasy world because he thinks he is developing some good connections with people here when he talks about them.
Quote from: kiebers post_id=489038 time=1672070051 user_id=193
Here we go with the "my friend" threads...LOL
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol
I am glad people see what a desperate loser this Joe asshole is....
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489058 time=1672074195 user_id=2221
Joe, that house is the dog's now, y'all are his bitches. lulz
Know that when he barks at you, he is saying "give me a treat, bitch".
Dogs would not treat Joe the same way they treat other people.
They would sense that something is "off" about him. If a dog did bark at Joe, it would mean something like this: [size=150]"Stay away from me you fuckin' weirdo!!!"[/size]
Quote from: Herman post_id=489063 time=1672078996 user_id=3396
Joe wrecks every forum he posts on with this lame trolling.
I kinda like it.
It gives me the opportunity to smack him around with good cause.
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
My cat is a "foreign white balinese" cat.
I have to keep her in the bathroom/sauna during night because her "meowing" is like crowing multiplied by 10.
Extremely loud and annoying.
And when she gets really excited, she sounds like a howling velociraptor.
She doesnt like being locked up so she pees her bed frequently as revenge.
I have multiple bed for her so I just rotate her a clean one and throw the old one into muh new washing machine.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489116 time=1672114979 user_id=136
My cat is a "foreign white balinese" cat.
I have to keep her in the bathroom/sauna during night because her "meowing" is like crowing multiplied by 10.
Extremely loud and annoying.
And when she gets really excited, she sounds like a howling velociraptor.
She doesnt like being locked up so she pees her bed frequently as revenge.
I have multiple bed for her so I just rotate her a clean one and throw the old one into muh new washing machine.
I keep cats for one reason only-to kill mice on my farm.
Quote from: Dove post_id=489088 time=1672090811 user_id=3266
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489057 time=1672074100 user_id=2221
Cats at your place reminds me of that Star Trek episode, Trouble with Tribbles :laugh:
I cant say much though, I usually take in a few too, but my limit is 3. I actually got allergies lol, but 3 short hairs is my limit lol. NO long hairs in here! But I'll take care of as many strays that come to my door for food, so long as they play nice. I run the bullies off lol.
I have at least 6 floof monsters in here.
And yes I'm fighting a constant battle against fur. You should see this shit when it somehow gathers in giant fur tumbleweeds. I have fur balls that form on the top of my cabinets.
You know what I actually havent dusted the kitchen yet this week. Christmas was consuming. I'm looking at giant fur balls right meow.
Check this out. The most fucked up part about this? IF they go up here...I never see it.

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And now I need to get off my ass and do something about that lol. This is just a week. Every fucking week I'm cleaning giant ass fur balls off of the cabinets AND the fucking ceiling fan.
This definately isnt for everyone lol
I know what you mean lol. Frickin' fur tumble weeds :laugh:
Quote from: caskur post_id=489029 time=1672067210 user_id=2156
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.
When people ignore the dog, even my friend, it prods people for attention or starts fucking barking. It is a noisy dog with mental issues and a shit personality. Kind of reminds me of a toxic human.
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The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.
No fucking thanks, I have no desire to make friends with THAT dog. I was sitting down and I could feel the dog next to me, and it started chewing this toy they gave it. Then I could sorta feel it nipping at me feet. Lo and behold it tore the toy apart. and my friend and his wife exclaimed, "You tore the toy apart! Destroyed it!" So I don't wanna spend too much time in that dog's presence because 1 day, something's gonna set it off, and it'll probably bite somebody. Def wouldn't allow that dog near small children. Too fucking dangerous. If I visit my friend again, I'll bring some hard leather toy for the dog ta chew on so it doesn't tear off my feet.
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If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
I noticed that even my friend tried that. He shoved the dog in a different room because even he couldn't control it. So it was way of cooling the dog down and giving it a 'timeout'. Actually, his daughter was the one who spotted this dog online thought it was such a great idea, so they ordered it special from this human society. Thing is, like any youngster she buggers off escapes to her boyfriend's place and lets Mom and Dad take care of it and walk the damn thing. Fuck I'd be pissed off at the Kid for ordering that dog online in the first place. If the person who buys the dog doesn't take care of it, I'd get rid of it. At least with a cat will most likely never be a physical threat to anyone. And usu cats are independent and don't need that much supervision. Fuck that's why I'd getta cat over a dog any day. lesson learned by watching someone else's mistakes, eh caskur?
Quote from: Dove post_id=489088 time=1672090811 user_id=3266
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489057 time=1672074100 user_id=2221
Cats at your place reminds me of that Star Trek episode, Trouble with Tribbles :laugh:
I cant say much though, I usually take in a few too, but my limit is 3. I actually got allergies lol, but 3 short hairs is my limit lol. NO long hairs in here! But I'll take care of as many strays that come to my door for food, so long as they play nice. I run the bullies off lol.
I have at least 6 floof monsters in here.
And yes I'm fighting a constant battle against fur. You should see this shit when it somehow gathers in giant fur tumbleweeds. I have fur balls that form on the top of my cabinets.
You know what I actually havent dusted the kitchen yet this week. Christmas was consuming. I'm looking at giant fur balls right meow.
Check this out. The most fucked up part about this? IF they go up here...I never see it.

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And now I need to get off my ass and do something about that lol. This is just a week. Every fucking week I'm cleaning giant ass fur balls off of the cabinets AND the fucking ceiling fan.
This definately isnt for everyone lol
I'd take a hairy cat with fur balls any day over a noisy dog.
Actually, I kinda like long haired cats because it's nice when they cozy up to you.
They often have sweet temperment.
Quote from: JOE post_id=489133 time=1672128695 user_id=97
Quote from: caskur post_id=489029 time=1672067210 user_id=2156
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.
When people ignore the dog, even my friend, it prods people for attention or starts fucking barking. It is a noisy dog with mental issues and a shit personality. Kind of reminds me of a toxic human.
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The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.
No fucking thanks, I have no desire to make friends with THAT dog. I was sitting down and I could feel the dog next to me, and it started chewing this toy they gave it. Then I could sorta feel it nipping at me feet. Lo and behold it tore the toy apart. and my friend and his wife exclaimed, "You tore the toy apart! Destroyed it!" So I don't wanna spend too much time in that dog's presence because 1 day, something's gonna set it off, and it'll probably bite somebody. Def wouldn't allow that dog near small children. Too fucking dangerous. If I visit my friend again, I'll bring some hard leather toy for the dog ta chew on so it doesn't tear off my feet.
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If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
I noticed that even my friend tried that. He shoved the dog in a different room because even he couldn't control it. So it was way of cooling the dog down and giving it a 'timeout'. Actually, his daughter was the one who spotted this dog online thought it was such a great idea, so they ordered it special from this human society. Thing is, like any youngster she buggers off escapes to her boyfriend's place and lets Mom and Dad take care of it and walk the damn thing. Fuck I'd be pissed off at the Kid for ordering that dog online in the first place. If the person who buys the dog doesn't take care of it, I'd get rid of it. At least with a cat will most likely never be a physical threat to anyone. And usu cats are independent and don't need that much supervision. Fuck that's why I'd getta cat over a dog any day. lesson learned by watching someone else's mistakes, eh caskur?
I'd have that dog under control in 10 seconds flat...trust me when I tell you dogs know alpha males and alpha females when they see one... I voice controlled 4 Rhodesian Ridgebacks....
I am with you about acquiring adopted dogs although Prowler now has some experience with adopting... I get my pets at the optimal age of 8 weeks.
my heart does go out to this dog who was probably separated from someone it loved...
But listen to me when I tell you, under no circumstances acknowledge its existence in anyway shape or form. It won't bite you if it hasn't already.
if it is a female, they like raw whole carrots .... many times people offer the wrong treats... Dogs are omnivores... only cats are true carnivores hence why a dog likes chewing a carrot. (especially females) Even a piece of cheese. My goal for the dog and you is to get it to shut up around you which is your biggest concern, not necessarily make friends
take one of those rawhide things and a carrot.... see what happens.
When my big dogs ran up to people barking... I always patted them saying, good job, then I would sternly say with a deep voice, stop now, when they stopped, I'd give them a pat and say, good girl or good boy depending which one it was....it all about voice tone and telling them they are good when they obey you....they listen... they do.
I treat cats the same way... I am the boss cat.... I adore you uncondictionally and until the day death separates us but there is a heirarchy... I'm on top.
The other thing about cats is they obey but not instantaneously like a dog.... cats are true ladies and gentlemen WITH HUMANS. I had to train Kurt about the stray cat we adpted and he doesn't do too bad a job. The stray cat is besotted with Kurt.... absolutely besotted.
I still can't get over putting 20 year Puddy down... It hurts so much... I will never get another pet.
Quote from: JOE post_id=489133 time=1672128695 user_id=97
I was sitting down and I could feel the dog next to me, and it started chewing this toy they gave it. Then I could sorta feel it nipping at me feet. Lo and behold it tore the toy apart. and my friend and his wife exclaimed, "You tore the toy apart! Destroyed it!" So I don't wanna spend too much time in that dog's presence because 1 day, something's gonna set it off, and it'll probably bite somebody. Def wouldn't allow that dog near small children. Too fucking dangerous. If I visit my friend again, I'll bring some hard leather toy for the dog ta chew on so it doesn't tear off my feet.
Oh shit Joe!!
The dog destroyed a toy!!!!
And your "friend and his wife" exclaimed in unison "You tore the toy apart! Destroyed it!"
[size=200]Imagine if that toy had been a newborn child!!!!!![/size]
Your story sucks, Joe. It is dumb.
I hope someday you actually do meet a dog and he does the right thing and bites you in the face.
How TheProwler gets his damn dogs under control:
https://youtube.com/shorts/nXrzzH62Guc?feature=share
....does it every morning noon n nighttime.
Quote from: Herman post_id=489117 time=1672115464 user_id=3396
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489116 time=1672114979 user_id=136
My cat is a "foreign white balinese" cat.
I have to keep her in the bathroom/sauna during night because her "meowing" is like crowing multiplied by 10.
Extremely loud and annoying.
And when she gets really excited, she sounds like a howling velociraptor.
She doesnt like being locked up so she pees her bed frequently as revenge.
I have multiple bed for her so I just rotate her a clean one and throw the old one into muh new washing machine.
I keep cats for one reason only-to kill mice on my farm.
Technically the cat aint mine but it has been living with me for many years now.
Its my sisters cat.
This is my "dog" cat Tom
https://youtube.com/shorts/Smz1mAlvNdU?feature=share
He loves being in the bathroom. And yeah I technically on the toilet but....I just sitting on it, not actually using it. My pants are on lol
Quote from: Dove post_id=489171 time=1672179284 user_id=3266
This is my "dog" cat Tom
lol cute.
I've had cat dogs too lol. One I could throw a straw, and it would chase it, and bring it back like a stick in its mouth. Same cat that stole my blunt that time :laugh:
Another cat use to chase a ball, and bring it back in its mouth. He LOVED rides in my Jeep.
I need to get it on video, of these cats saying "hello" to me lol.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489144 time=1672158960 user_id=136
Quote from: Herman post_id=489117 time=1672115464 user_id=3396
I keep cats for one reason only-to kill mice on my farm.
Technically the cat aint mine but it has been living with me for many years now.
Its my sisters cat.
Then she can feed it.
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489172 time=1672179656 user_id=2221
Quote from: Dove post_id=489171 time=1672179284 user_id=3266
This is my "dog" cat Tom
lol cute.
I've had cat dogs too lol. One I could throw a straw, and it would chase it, and bring it back like a stick in its mouth. Same cat that stole my blunt that time :laugh:
Another cat use to chase a ball, and bring it back in its mouth. He LOVED rides in my Jeep.
I need to get it on video, of these cats saying "hello" to me lol.
yep, my Puddy fetched like a dog and that is THE MOST critical action a pet can do....learn, obey, love.
I've had dogs in the past....but I trained mine....they were good dogs.
It's not the dogs fault it barks....its the humans fault....the ignored it and didn't bother to be a pack leader....so when people say dumb dog, no, it's dumb human.
My last dog I got....got him as a puppy....I was with him everyday and on him.. by the time my dog was 6 months old....he was awesome almost fully trained.. ran around off leash, came when called, left people alone, didn't bark at people, knew to pee outside...I tried agility on this dog....but he wouldn't take to the teeter totter...I even tried putting him in a wheelbarrow and go for a jog but he hated it only ran alongside me lol
I have worked around dogs in the past....I was doing a job with some others and there was this dog nearby... he kept barking but he sounded very muted... I asked about the dude and they said he had his vocal cords removed....I think that's mean but...no shit....the dog barked the entire time for no reason....but there was no loud impact on the bark....that dog had stupid owners.
Quote from: Herman post_id=489117 time=1672115464 user_id=3396
I keep cats for one reason only-to kill mice on my farm.
Most people with farms do that. I bet you have feral cats that live in the barn...feed them and give them some old blankets to sleep in. I have family that farms in Manitoba... they do this.. .one of them liked the feral cats so much he would talk to them when he fed them...some of them would actually let him pet them....one winter got really cold....so he put a heated box in the barn for them lol
I have 2 cats. I love my cats. They are active during the day and lazy at night...I like snuggling and napping with them... or just grabbing them for a big kiss in which they hate lol
Like this, I found this on Google....my cats do this lol

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So I end up kissing their paws and they look at me like im nuts lol
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Quote from: Blazor post_id=489172 time=1672179656 user_id=2221
lol cute.
I've had cat dogs too lol. One I could throw a straw, and it would chase it, and bring it back like a stick in its mouth. Same cat that stole my blunt that time :laugh:
Another cat use to chase a ball, and bring it back in its mouth. He LOVED rides in my Jeep.
I need to get it on video, of these cats saying "hello" to me lol.
yep, my Puddy fetched like a dog and that is THE MOST critical action a pet can do....learn, obey, love.
My kittys are good kittys.
They can look sweet, but if they dont like you, they will FUCK you up!! hahahaha
Funny thing about cats and hoomans, they both have the same look on their faces when I get pissed lol, cause its rare I get mad :laugh:
Like "Wtf, he gone crazy!" lol.....

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Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=489197 time=1672215063 user_id=164
So I end up kissing their paws and they look at me like im nuts lol
:laugh:
I wont do that with the paws lol, I know them feets were in the litter box lol.
I give my kittahz Eskimo kisses lol.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DyOWVlKsz2Y
I am a cat person. Had cats ALL my life...
I'll post pictures when I get on my PC tomorrow..
I want a cat. Hubby does not like them
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489216 time=1672239292 user_id=136
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DyOWVlKsz2Y
ac_lmfao
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489232 time=1672254687 user_id=2845
I want a cat. Hubby does not like them
You need to double check your hubby's operating system. I suspect it has gotten a virus or something. Who the hell dont like Halloween or kittahz!!?? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7KJxz5i00
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489235 time=1672255149 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489232 time=1672254687 user_id=2845
I want a cat. Hubby does not like them
You need to double check your hubby's operating system. I suspect it has gotten a virus or something. Who the hell dont like Halloween or kittahz!!?? lol
He's a dog person
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489237 time=1672259935 user_id=2845
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489235 time=1672255149 user_id=2221
You need to double check your hubby's operating system. I suspect it has gotten a virus or something. Who the hell dont like Halloween or kittahz!!?? lol
He's a dog person
And what's his favorite holiday? lol
By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
Cats make great shark bait...
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489232 time=1672254687 user_id=2845
I want a cat. Hubby does not like them
https://youtu.be/pWUm_X-lsf4
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=489196 time=1672214915 user_id=164
Quote from: Herman post_id=489117 time=1672115464 user_id=3396
I keep cats for one reason only-to kill mice on my farm.
Most people with farms do that. I bet you have feral cats that live in the barn...feed them and give them some old blankets to sleep in. I have family that farms in Manitoba... they do this.. .one of them liked the feral cats so much he would talk to them when he fed them...some of them would actually let him pet them....one winter got really cold....so he put a heated box in the barn for them lol
I have 2 cats. I love my cats. They are active during the day and lazy at night...I like snuggling and napping with them... or just grabbing them for a big kiss in which they hate lol
I have some shelters on my land for equipment they use to stay out of extreme elements. I provide nothing for them. They find their own water and food. If you tried petting one of them, they would claw your eyes out.
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489236 time=1672259336 user_id=136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7KJxz5i00
That's really bizzare. Cats are typically never violent.
And that kitty didnt even give warning. Something scared that cat.
You know a cat is more likely to attack an intruder than a dog is? Unless a dog is specifically trained to attack....your intruder will know to bring treats.
Cats give zero fucks about treats if their territory is being invaded....they are very territorial animals. Especially females. The socail order for cats is a matriarchy. Females are the stronger hunters and will nurse eachothers young and protect their colonies from males(males will kill the babies and mate with the mother).
I dont rely on this...I do have guns...but I have no doubt that if someone where breaking in, at least 3 of my cats would go batshit and attack. My tuxedos would panick and hide but their momma would fuck someone up.
She patrols the house and herds the other cats lol. All the males are scared of her lol. If they try to pass her without her consent she slaps the fuck out of them. It's funny lol.
That is true Dove. You walk in on the shelters where my feral cats hang out to escape the worst winter elements and startle them, they will be on your back or neck.
Quote from: Herman post_id=489261 time=1672278036 user_id=3396
That is true Dove. You walk in on the shelters where my feral cats hang out to escape the worst winter elements and startle them, they will be on your back or neck.
Yep
We have ferals around here and you really gotta be careful because....they look like normal kitties but they are completely wild lol.
Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489236 time=1672259336 user_id=136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7KJxz5i00
That's really bizzare. Cats are typically never violent.
And that kitty didnt even give warning. Something scared that cat.
You know a cat is more likely to attack an intruder than a dog is? Unless a dog is specifically trained to attack....your intruder will know to bring treats.
Cats give zero fucks about treats if their territory is being invaded....they are very territorial animals. Especially females. The socail order for cats is a matriarchy. Females are the stronger hunters and will nurse eachothers young and protect their colonies from males(males will kill the babies and mate with the mother).
I dont rely on this...I do have guns...but I have no doubt that if someone where breaking in, at least 3 of my cats would go batshit and attack. My tuxedos would panick and hide but their momma would fuck someone up.
She patrols the house and herds the other cats lol. All the males are scared of her lol. If they try to pass her without her consent she slaps the fuck out of them. It's funny lol.
Thats a typical cat hissyfit... He speaks loudly, presents the cat into an unfamiliar situation... The cat goes berserk.
My cat used to do that a lot but she is 14 now and calmed down.
People speaking loudly or acting excited... That might trigger the fluffed up and continuous high-pitched growling mode. ac_biggrin
I dont have any experience on that but I have suspected that the cats probably attack an intruder right away.
I used to have another cat but I had to put him down... He used to playfully stalk and attack this cat.
Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
If they try to pass her without her consent she slaps the fuck out of them. It's funny lol.
:roll:
My lil brother, he is real feminine. When he first met my female cat Lucky, he was like "ooooh, hello lil one..." and she proceeded to slap the shit out of him hahahahaha. They never liked each other lolol :laugh:
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489272 time=1672280185 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
That's really bizzare. Cats are typically never violent.
And that kitty didnt even give warning. Something scared that cat.
You know a cat is more likely to attack an intruder than a dog is? Unless a dog is specifically trained to attack....your intruder will know to bring treats.
Cats give zero fucks about treats if their territory is being invaded....they are very territorial animals. Especially females. The socail order for cats is a matriarchy. Females are the stronger hunters and will nurse eachothers young and protect their colonies from males(males will kill the babies and mate with the mother).
I dont rely on this...I do have guns...but I have no doubt that if someone where breaking in, at least 3 of my cats would go batshit and attack. My tuxedos would panick and hide but their momma would fuck someone up.
She patrols the house and herds the other cats lol. All the males are scared of her lol. If they try to pass her without her consent she slaps the fuck out of them. It's funny lol.
Thats a typical cat hissyfit... He speaks loudly, presents the cat into an unfamiliar situation... The cat goes berserk.
My cat used to do that a lot but she is 14 now and calmed down.
People speaking loudly or acting excited... That might trigger the fluffed up and continuous high-pitched growling mode. ac_biggrin
I dont have any experience on that but I have suspected that the cats probably attack an intruder right away.
I used to have another cat but I had to put him down... He used to playfully stalk and attack this cat.
Cats will usually swat, bite and hiss, and run....that cat went into fucking kill mode and that isnt typical at all.
I've had cats all my life and I live with 12 and 5 newborns right now - that was not typical. That guy is lucky the cat didnt get ahold of his dick lol
That guy might frequently grab the cat and is loud all the time and that is the moment the cat fucking had it all around. Clearly the cat didnt do as much damage as it could have or he would have been going to the hospital. Cats can really fuck someone up in a matter of seconds...AND their bites and scratches alone can give you an infection so bad you need the hospital.
That dummy should have grabbed the cat by the nape. You nape a cat....they freeze. Theyll kind of spin their lower body around....but their murder mittens will be subdued lol.
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489284 time=1672281163 user_id=2221
Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
If they try to pass her without her consent she slaps the fuck out of them. It's funny lol.
:roll:
My lil brother, he is real feminine. When he first met my female cat Lucky, he was like "ooooh, hello lil one..." and she proceeded to slap the shit out of him hahahahaha. They never liked each other lolol :laugh:
Is your brother gay or just left?
Lol
Isn't it normally the same thing?
I like dogs, but I'm not a dog PERSON. Right now a dog isnt the kind of animal that would fit well in my house. I just do not have the will or energy to be a dog owner.
It's a responsibility. I HATE when people get animals and just have them. Getting cats and just plopping them in their house and not interacting with them or providing any enrichment and than hating the cat when the cat starts acting out. SAME with dogs. People that just get dogs but have no desire and no knowledge on properly training them are ridiculous.
First off an untrained dog is a fucking weapon. You have no idea what that dog is going to do. Every fucking video I've seen where someones dangerous dog got loose and ran on someone elses property and attacked their animals or worse..the kids....the lazy ass owner always comes walking up all nonchalant in PJ pants with this attitude like "eh its fine".
No....no its NOT "fine". We have people like that here who have a couple ill behaved pit bulls. And they get out all the fucking time. WHY do people like this always have to have a bully breed? Get a fucking weaker dog with a less powerful bite if all you plan to do is yell at it and let it rip out the door and run the streets.
Everytime we go over to the pond or park I bring pepper spray and I always consider bringing my gun. I chased one of their pits off our property more than once and they do run from me. I yell "GIT!" really loud and put my arms up to look bigger LOL. I dont want to have to hurt an animal but if i do...you best believe I'm gonna lay a big world of hurt on their lazy ass owner. Between her and I....I'm by far the one the police would listen to.
This nutty bitch went off on everyone in the community FB page because people dont like her damn dogs getting loose and going after other peoples dogs. So she starts typing out how none of us are perfect and she will beat anyone's ass and the judge wont do anything to her because shes on meds. She isnt the brightest. Animal control wont take the dogs either.....until the day they maul someone....they wont intervene.
Shes a lazy fucking moron and I hope when those dogs finally maul someone that its HER and not one of our neighbors.
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=489357 time=1672310215 user_id=1676
Isn't it normally the same thing?
Nope!
Quote from: Dove post_id=489356 time=1672309597 user_id=3266
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489284 time=1672281163 user_id=2221
:roll:
My lil brother, he is real feminine. When he first met my female cat Lucky, he was like "ooooh, hello lil one..." and she proceeded to slap the shit out of him hahahahaha. They never liked each other lolol :laugh:
Is your brother gay or just left?
Lol
Both! :laugh:
Seattle has changed him completely :sad:
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=489357 time=1672310215 user_id=1676
Isn't it normally the same thing?
No lol, not always. Take our Cashew resident Thiel for example. Hes gay, but he is Libertarian. Real cool dude :thumbup:
Quote from: Dove post_id=489358 time=1672310874 user_id=3266
I like dogs, but I'm not a dog PERSON. Right now a dog isnt the kind of animal that would fit well in my house. I just do not have the will or energy to be a dog owner.
It's a responsibility. I HATE when people get animals and just have them. Getting cats and just plopping them in their house and not interacting with them or providing any enrichment and than hating the cat when the cat starts acting out. SAME with dogs. People that just get dogs but have no desire and no knowledge on properly training them are ridiculous.
First off an untrained dog is a fucking weapon. You have no idea what that dog is going to do. Every fucking video I've seen where someones dangerous dog got loose and ran on someone elses property and attacked their animals or worse..the kids....the lazy ass owner always comes walking up all nonchalant in PJ pants with this attitude like "eh its fine".
No....no its NOT "fine". We have people like that here who have a couple ill behaved pit bulls. And they get out all the fucking time. WHY do people like this always have to have a bully breed? Get a fucking weaker dog with a less powerful bite if all you plan to do is yell at it and let it rip out the door and run the streets.
Everytime we go over to the pond or park I bring pepper spray and I always consider bringing my gun. I chased one of their pits off our property more than once and they do run from me. I yell "GIT!" really loud and put my arms up to look bigger LOL. I dont want to have to hurt an animal but if i do...you best believe I'm gonna lay a big world of hurt on their lazy ass owner. Between her and I....I'm by far the one the police would listen to.
This nutty bitch went off on everyone in the community FB page because people dont like her damn dogs getting loose and going after other peoples dogs. So she starts typing out how none of us are perfect and she will beat anyone's ass and the judge wont do anything to her because shes on meds. She isnt the brightest. Animal control wont take the dogs either.....until the day they maul someone....they wont intervene.
Shes a lazy fucking moron and I hope when those dogs finally maul someone that its HER and not one of our neighbors.
Thats why I dont have a dog right now either, its a big responsibility. I had one, and it got hit by a car, so I decided not to get another til I move. She was a real good dog, we had her trained well. But she loved to run, and one day I was in the shower, and my son's friend accidentally let her out.
Dogs need extra care, cause they have to go outside to use the potty lol, more than once a day. With cats, I can leave my house for 3 days and they be fine lol.
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489384 time=1672327042 user_id=2221
Quote from: Dove post_id=489358 time=1672310874 user_id=3266
I like dogs, but I'm not a dog PERSON. Right now a dog isnt the kind of animal that would fit well in my house. I just do not have the will or energy to be a dog owner.
It's a responsibility. I HATE when people get animals and just have them. Getting cats and just plopping them in their house and not interacting with them or providing any enrichment and than hating the cat when the cat starts acting out. SAME with dogs. People that just get dogs but have no desire and no knowledge on properly training them are ridiculous.
First off an untrained dog is a fucking weapon. You have no idea what that dog is going to do. Every fucking video I've seen where someones dangerous dog got loose and ran on someone elses property and attacked their animals or worse..the kids....the lazy ass owner always comes walking up all nonchalant in PJ pants with this attitude like "eh its fine".
No....no its NOT "fine". We have people like that here who have a couple ill behaved pit bulls. And they get out all the fucking time. WHY do people like this always have to have a bully breed? Get a fucking weaker dog with a less powerful bite if all you plan to do is yell at it and let it rip out the door and run the streets.
Everytime we go over to the pond or park I bring pepper spray and I always consider bringing my gun. I chased one of their pits off our property more than once and they do run from me. I yell "GIT!" really loud and put my arms up to look bigger LOL. I dont want to have to hurt an animal but if i do...you best believe I'm gonna lay a big world of hurt on their lazy ass owner. Between her and I....I'm by far the one the police would listen to.
This nutty bitch went off on everyone in the community FB page because people dont like her damn dogs getting loose and going after other peoples dogs. So she starts typing out how none of us are perfect and she will beat anyone's ass and the judge wont do anything to her because shes on meds. She isnt the brightest. Animal control wont take the dogs either.....until the day they maul someone....they wont intervene.
Shes a lazy fucking moron and I hope when those dogs finally maul someone that its HER and not one of our neighbors.
Thats why I dont have a dog right now either, its a big responsibility. I had one, and it got hit by a car, so I decided not to get another til I move. She was a real good dog, we had her trained well. But she loved to run, and one day I was in the shower, and my son's friend accidentally let her out.
Dogs need extra care, cause they have to go outside to use the potty lol, more than once a day. With cats, I can leave my house for 3 days and they be fine lol.
Yep!
Quote from: Dove post_id=489355 time=1672309430 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489272 time=1672280185 user_id=136
Thats a typical cat hissyfit... He speaks loudly, presents the cat into an unfamiliar situation... The cat goes berserk.
My cat used to do that a lot but she is 14 now and calmed down.
People speaking loudly or acting excited... That might trigger the fluffed up and continuous high-pitched growling mode. ac_biggrin
I dont have any experience on that but I have suspected that the cats probably attack an intruder right away.
I used to have another cat but I had to put him down... He used to playfully stalk and attack this cat.
Cats will usually swat, bite and hiss, and run....that cat went into fucking kill mode and that isnt typical at all.
I've had cats all my life and I live with 12 and 5 newborns right now - that was not typical. That guy is lucky the cat didnt get ahold of his dick lol
That guy might frequently grab the cat and is loud all the time and that is the moment the cat fucking had it all around. Clearly the cat didnt do as much damage as it could have or he would have been going to the hospital. Cats can really fuck someone up in a matter of seconds...AND their bites and scratches alone can give you an infection so bad you need the hospital.
That dummy should have grabbed the cat by the nape. You nape a cat....they freeze. Theyll kind of spin their lower body around....but their murder mittens will be subdued lol.
They go into this battle-mode against other cats or when they feel really threatened.
They often sort of attack the owner because thats who they are protecting... They are just not very smart about it.
My cat got triggered when the kids were playing around the house... Being loud and running around.
The cat even peed all over the place.
My hands and forearms are covered with scars from cats. Not real thick scars, so you have to look for them. But I have a bunch.
They are so fast and their claws are razor sharp.
I think a real nervous and violent cat would be a great fit with Senile Joe.
Quote from: TheProwler post_id=489421 time=1672362905 user_id=3379
My hands and forearms are covered with scars from cats. Not real thick scars, so you have to look for them. But I have a bunch.
They are so fast and their claws are razor sharp.
I think a real nervous and violent cat would be a great fit with Senile Joe.
Joe is my boyfriend.
Quote from: JOE post_id=489012 time=1672042084 user_id=97
...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.
Why the fuck, I don't know.
It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.
I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.
Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.
Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.
Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.
So I end up competing with the damn dog.
Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.
Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.
I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.
Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.
The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.
Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.
And if you do, shoot it first.
Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.
Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.
Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.
Grab the dog's ballz and squeeze tightly when it barks incessantly Joe! :laugh:
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=489450 time=1672370854 user_id=3358
Quote from: JOE post_id=489012 time=1672042084 user_id=97
...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.
Why the fuck, I don't know.
It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.
I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.
Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.
Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.
Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.
So I end up competing with the damn dog.
Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.
Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.
I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.
Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.
The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.
Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.
And if you do, shoot it first.
Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.
Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.
Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.
Grab the dog's ballz and squeeze tightly when it barks incessantly Joe! :laugh:
He already tried that.
With his mouth.
Quote from: TheProwler post_id=489485 time=1672396893 user_id=3379
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=489450 time=1672370854 user_id=3358
Grab the dog's ballz and squeeze tightly when it barks incessantly Joe! :laugh:
He already tried that.
With his mouth.
He probably put too much love and tenderness into the manoeuvre! Löl
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=489526 time=1672435530 user_id=3358
Quote from: TheProwler post_id=489485 time=1672396893 user_id=3379
He already tried that.
With his mouth.
He probably put too much love and tenderness into the manoeuvre! Löl
Say ...how does a thread about barking dogs drift off and become one about some other guy's asshole? In which case perhaps we should call on Dovey to play matchmaker to get Thiel & TheProwler together. They got more in common with each other than me. One is openly gay while Prowler is still in the closet. Theyre both right wing and they both love Trump.
I suppose this thread really angers TheProwler & reveals his nutty needy personality. Guess i gotta be careful in the future who I offend or they might go similarly beserk.
But TheProwler oughta get it outta his system every morning otherwise he might bite someone. Guy could have rabies too.
https://youtu.be/2eFBdG8qHWE
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489237 time=1672259935 user_id=2845
Quote from: Blazor post_id=489235 time=1672255149 user_id=2221
You need to double check your hubby's operating system. I suspect it has gotten a virus or something. Who the hell dont like Halloween or kittahz!!?? lol
He's a dog person
Tell him he can be both a dog and cat person.
Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=489236 time=1672259336 user_id=136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7KJxz5i00
That's really bizzare. Cats are typically never violent.
And that kitty didnt even give warning. Something scared that cat.
You didn't read her body language... as soon as that cat was picked up it wanted to escape within 2 seconds.... as soon as a cat flinches and wants to be put down on the ground that is what you do.... put it on the ground.
I know this about cats but men will IGNORE what the cat wants and proceed. Watch it again and see where the cat flinches... just before it's head goes under the desk.
If that cat has a bruise somewhere or a sore back or arthritis or any ailment you can't see then you are going to be attacked if you hurt their sore spot..
I have never been attacked because I treat animals with kindness 100% of the time...
The way you stop cats doing something wrong is HISS at them... they know hissing very well.
Quote from: caskur post_id=489634 time=1672476143 user_id=2156
I have never been attacked because I treat animals with kindness 100% of the time...
I worked in animal care and when you have to catch an escaped feral cat, there is a good chance that you are going to get scratched.
I would rather grab them by the scruff than use a catch/snare pole because they really freak out when those poles are used and I always worried that they would get injured. Unfortunately, to grab them by the scruff I would almost always get scratched in the process.
I just found this video of a way nicer device that I wish I would have had available.
https://youtu.be/ZZDVBaNV1Ak
Quote from: TheProwler post_id=489639 time=1672482041 user_id=3379
Quote from: caskur post_id=489634 time=1672476143 user_id=2156
I have never been attacked because I treat animals with kindness 100% of the time...
I worked in animal care and when you have to catch an escaped feral cat, there is a good chance that you are going to get scratched.
I would rather grab them by the scruff than use a catch/snare pole because they really freak out when those poles are used and I always worried that they would get injured. Unfortunately, to grab them by the scruff I would almost always get scratched in the process.
I just found this video of a way nicer device that I wish I would have had available.
https://youtu.be/ZZDVBaNV1Ak
I have never picked up the stay cat we have now.... There is only 3 people he likes, me, Kurt (his first love) and my old neighbour Diana... He would absolutely panic if I picked him up. His original owner must have been a man for sure and this cat definitely has PTSD... but he really, really likes to try to talk human to us.... 2 words as clear as a bell... one is hello... and the other is no...
I will grab the story I wrote about him..... he is a really good boy now but he absolutely wrecked the leather lounges.
I wrote this 5 years ago.. I'm clueless what I meant by the first sentence...lol
We have had trouble with black cats still entire meaning big problems... terrifying fights. We think stray cat Schwartzie was being looked after by a woman (a JP) in her 80s that ended up in a nursing home due to developing dementia. Anyway, cutting a long story short, he slept in our yard and would run off when he saw us. It was obvious he was a stray... very lean and mean and when we found a dove had been caught and eaten, I knew I had to start feeding him and then catch him and give him to the ranger. He took to food very well, eating everything and anything he was offered but he was VERY VERY VERY skittish.
Kurt finally caught him in a cat cage a couple of weeks back but instead of giving him to the ranger, took him to the vet to get his nuts cut off and micro-chipped. That was less than $100... a bargain HOWEVER, I wasn't very happy as I do NOT want another pet and either does my 15 year old Puddy. She HATES him.
The vet weighed him and he was 6 kilos.... I would say he was about 5 kilos or a bit less before we started feeding him.
This weekend, Sunday night in fact, he was limping with an enlarged front leg I knew he needed urgent attention. So $200 lighter and armed with anti-biotics and painkillers, we came home with a very happy cat from the vets. (cat abcesses are disgusting)... He was also weighed in again at 6.2 kilos.
So now he's gone from an incredibly skittish cat to one who demands constant love and attention and he adores my husband Kurt. The video shows his leg is now a regular size but hairless on the inside.
I once saw Nele Gambino complain who couldn't brush his cat/s.. So what does that make Kurt (a dog lover) who can tame a stray cat?
I really wished people did the right thing and have their pets dessexed. My sister ended up with a stray cat (probably this ones brother too cuz she live on an adjacent block) and last year we caught to hand on to the ranger. And there is a grey and white one hanging around.
Kurt named this one Schwartzie due to his muscle mass.
We have had trouble with black cats still entire meaning big problems... terrifying fights. We think Schwartzie was being looked after by a woman (a JP) in her 80s that ended up in a nursing home due to developing dementia. Anyway, cutting a long story short, he slept in our yard and would run off when he saw us. It was obvious he was a stray... very lean and mean and when we found a dove had been caught and eaten, I knew I had to start feeding him and then catch him and give him to the ranger. He took to food very well, eating everything and anything he was offered but he was VERY VERY VERY skittish.
Kurt finally caught him in a cat cage a couple of weeks back but instead of giving him to the ranger, took him to the vet to get his nuts cut off and micro-chipped. That was less than $100... a bargain HOWEVER, I wasn't very happy as I do NOT want another pet and either does my 15 year old Puddy. She HATES him.
The vet weighed him and he was 6 kilos.... I would say he was about 5 kilos or a bit less before we started feeding him.
This weekend, Sunday night in fact, he was limping with an enlarged front leg I knew he needed urgent attention. So $200 lighter and armed with anti-biotics and painkillers, we came home with a very happy cat from the vets. (cat abscesses are disgusting)... He was also weighed in again at 6.2 kilos.
So now he's gone from an incredibly skittish cat to one who demands constant love and attention and he adores my husband Kurt. The video shows his leg is now a regular size but hairless on the inside.
I once saw Nele Gambino complain who couldn't brush his cat/s.. So what does that make Kurt (a dog lover) who can tame a stray cat?
I really wished people did the right thing and have their pets dessexed. My sister ended up with a stray cat (probably this ones brother too cuz she lives on an adjacent block) and last year we caught one to hand on to the ranger. And there is a grey and white one hanging around.
Kurt named this one Schwartzie due to his muscle mass.
This will be ready in 1.5 hours says yt. It's still uploading but worth watching so please watch it especially the part where he buries his head in Kurts calf muscle...lol. cut as.
https://youtu.be/MDEUftTBuGw
4 years on...
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Kurt named this one Schwartzie due to his muscle mass.
This will be ready in 1.5 hours says yt. It's still uploading but worth watching so please watch it especially the part where he buries his head in Kurts calf muscle...lol. cut as.
Awww, that was a cute vid. Looks a lot like my stray Midnight, aka Buddy, which is sitting on my AC window unit, laying there, waiting on me to feed him and pet him lol.
With the stray, and 2 indoors, all are negros. One I took in, was attacked as a stray, and her eye looked awful. So I caught her, and took her to the vet, and they removed the eye. After taking care of her indoors, I decided to let her stay indoors. I was worried she wouldnt do so well with one eye running around out there lol. I named her Zena, the Warrior Princess :laugh:
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Quote from: Dove post_id=489257 time=1672276671 user_id=3266
That's really bizzare. Cats are typically never violent.
And that kitty didnt even give warning. Something scared that cat.
You didn't read her body language... as soon as that cat was picked up it wanted to escape within 2 seconds.... as soon as a cat flinches and wants to be put down on the ground that is what you do.... put it on the ground.
I know this about cats but men will IGNORE what the cat wants and proceed. Watch it again and see where the cat flinches... just before it's head goes under the desk.
If that cat has a bruise somewhere or a sore back or arthritis or any ailment you can't see then you are going to be attacked if you hurt their sore spot..
I have never been attacked because I treat animals with kindness 100% of the time...
The way you stop cats doing something wrong is HISS at them... they know hissing very well.
Oh no I noticed the cat wanted to be put down. I was saying the signs that cat is about to flip and go into kill mode were not there. The ears were not pinned...no growling. It went right from trying to get down to mauling his lap lol.
Usually cats will swat a few times and run....they dont really like to fight. That's why they get "locked" into those caterwauling stardowns with other cats lol.
I've never been attacked....even trapping ferals. Which I've only done twice.
My tuxedos baby daddy out there is this HUGE....mega fluffy feral cat. I see him once in a while. The first time I saw him it was this perfect foggy super early morning. He was sitting by our fire pit....just looking at me. So of course I slowly went up a bit closer and started talking to him.
Man he stood up and let out a growl that was terrifying. His eyes were ANGRY. You see nothing but wild in him. He wasnt about to run from me....so i backed up and apologized profusely lol. He must have had a kill there because normally they are gone before you even see them.
I say he is my tuxies baby daddy because he looks almost just like Prudence but rougher and much larger. Completely feral. Se call him "big daddy".
Well I have a friend (OR I SHOULD SAY MY BROTHER DOES) who owns a farm and he is bit of a hippy who has a pet fox he feeds...I am not sure he can touch it but it comes close enough to feed it..
If I was josephines friend, I'd shit on his front stoop.
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Well I have a friend (OR I SHOULD SAY MY BROTHER DOES) who owns a farm and he is bit of a hippy who has a pet fox he feeds...I am not sure he can touch it but it comes close enough to feed it..
My mate Bulldogeatingcustard about 8 or so years ago noticed a kitten running down a back road he was driving on, so he slowed down, opened his door, and scooped kitty up.
Unfortunately it was a young fox and he had to do everything in his power to not get bitten and not crash.
He threw it out by the scruff of its neck.... :roll:
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Quote from: Dove post_id=489355 time=1672309430 user_id=3266
Cats will usually swat, bite and hiss, and run....that cat went into fucking kill mode and that isnt typical at all.
I've had cats all my life and I live with 12 and 5 newborns right now - that was not typical. That guy is lucky the cat didnt get ahold of his dick lol
That guy might frequently grab the cat and is loud all the time and that is the moment the cat fucking had it all around. Clearly the cat didnt do as much damage as it could have or he would have been going to the hospital. Cats can really fuck someone up in a matter of seconds...AND their bites and scratches alone can give you an infection so bad you need the hospital.
That dummy should have grabbed the cat by the nape. You nape a cat....they freeze. Theyll kind of spin their lower body around....but their murder mittens will be subdued lol.
They go into this battle-mode against other cats or when they feel really threatened.
They often sort of attack the owner because thats who they are protecting... They are just not very smart about it.
My cat got triggered when the kids were playing around the house... Being loud and running around.
The cat even peed all over the place.
LOL yeah attacking you when they want to protect you is a cat thing lol.
"Omg I'm gonna save you from this outside threat hooman! By killing you before they can!! I love you now DIE and I shall eat your corpse!" ac_toofunny
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Quote from: caskur post_id=489761 time=1672558995 user_id=2156
Well I have a friend (OR I SHOULD SAY MY BROTHER DOES) who owns a farm and he is bit of a hippy who has a pet fox he feeds...I am not sure he can touch it but it comes close enough to feed it..
My mate Bulldogeatingcustard about 8 or so years ago noticed a kitten running down a back road he was driving on, so he slowed down, opened his door, and scooped kitty up.
Unfortunately it was a young fox and he had to do everything in his power to not get bitten and not crash.
He threw it out by the scruff of its neck.... :roll:
Oh no :roll:
There was super hilarious text prank this woman did on her husband while he was at work. She started telling him she found a stray dog and brought it home. And she sent a photochopped picture of a fucking coyote sitting in their house next to their toddler LOL
He freaked out and was like "put that back outside! It's not a dog!"
I found it
https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-puppy-coyote-kayla-eby/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
ac_toofunny this is exactly how my husband would respond if I pulled some shit like this lol. He would flying home pissed as fuck lol
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He probably put too much love and tenderness into the manoeuvre! Löl
Say ...how does a thread about barking dogs drift off and become one about some other guy's asshole? In which case perhaps we should call on Dovey to play matchmaker to get Thiel & TheProwler together. They got more in common with each other than me. One is openly gay while Prowler is still in the closet. Theyre both right wing and they both love Trump.
I suppose this thread really angers TheProwler & reveals his nutty needy personality. Guess i gotta be careful in the future who I offend or they might go similarly beserk.
But TheProwler oughta get it outta his system every morning otherwise he might bite someone. Guy could have rabies too.
https://youtu.be/2eFBdG8qHWE