Title: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2023, 06:05:20 AM
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2023, 06:05:20 AM
Not Shen Li....
Pancakes should beef up the bum.... not mimic the already flat asiatic patootie... :(
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: DKG on January 05, 2023, 10:49:29 AM
Post by: DKG on January 05, 2023, 10:49:29 AM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2023, 12:10:26 PM
Post by: Frood on January 05, 2023, 12:10:26 PM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Herman on January 05, 2023, 04:27:58 PM
Post by: Herman on January 05, 2023, 04:27:58 PM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Frood on January 06, 2023, 02:42:41 AM
Post by: Frood on January 06, 2023, 02:42:41 AM
I can tell old DD aint ever done an Oriental gal. The curviest arse I have ever seen in my life was on a Korean gal I did. She made Nicki Minaj look like those flat arsed White gals that look like little boys that he likes.
I had a Vietnamese friend whose father was a German American..
Had she not gone off the rails early, she could have bikini modelled.
So sad. I really really crushed on her and her on me... be we were awkward at the time...
Last I heard 20 plus years ago, she was serving time for dealing.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: DKG on January 06, 2023, 11:08:42 AM
Post by: DKG on January 06, 2023, 11:08:42 AM
I can tell old DD aint ever done an Oriental gal.
I believe that.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Frood on January 06, 2023, 04:04:53 PM
Post by: Frood on January 06, 2023, 04:04:53 PM
I acknowledge that you're present and shit....
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 06, 2023, 04:08:20 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 06, 2023, 04:08:20 PM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Odinson on January 06, 2023, 04:10:49 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 06, 2023, 04:10:49 PM
Asian women are very clean and tasty. Their personal hygiene trumps that of their western civilisation counterparts.
I thought you were into unclean bitches...
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 06, 2023, 04:14:25 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 06, 2023, 04:14:25 PM
Asian women are very clean and tasty. Their personal hygiene trumps that of their western civilisation counterparts.
I thought you were into unclean bitches...
Yeah I'm talking pee—pee residue not bacterial Petri dishes!
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 03:26:58 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 03:26:58 AM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 02:48:48 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 02:48:48 AM
A proper woman should sigh like a properly uncorked champagne bottle during foreplay and gasp like a marathon runner at climax. Not giggle like a schoolgirl and squeak like an inflatable sex toy.
That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.
As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2023, 07:24:48 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2023, 07:24:48 AM
A proper woman should sigh like a properly uncorked champagne bottle during foreplay and gasp like a marathon runner at climax. Not giggle like a schoolgirl and squeak like an inflatable sex toy.
That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.
As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.
So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 04:23:19 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 04:23:19 PM
That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.
As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.
So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.
Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.
Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.
Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2023, 01:47:10 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2023, 01:47:10 AM
So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.
Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.
Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.
See? Made no difference at all, did it?
Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.Quote from: Underachiever post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Just not a very good one, right? Right.
Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 15, 2023, 12:03:52 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 15, 2023, 12:03:52 AM
Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.
Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.
See? Made no difference at all, did it?Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.Quote from: Underachiever post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Just not a very good one, right? Right.Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.
Effeminate? Little poofter? You obviously haven't seen me in person biatch!
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2023, 12:47:14 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2023, 12:47:14 AM
Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.
See? Made no difference at all, did it?
Just not a very good one, right? Right.
Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.
Effeminate? Little poofter? You obviously haven't seen me in person biatch!:laugh3:
You got me, I haven't seen you in person.
You're still an effeminate little poofter though
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2023, 08:28:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2023, 08:28:53 PM
I assumed it would be another Seamoron level thread/post from DD. I don't care that he claims to be a conservative, his posts are exclusively for the amusement of the spastic special ed community. What DD forgets is that they post at other forums.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Frood on January 16, 2023, 08:39:42 PM
Post by: Frood on January 16, 2023, 08:39:42 PM
Don't appease the faux libertarian.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Odinson on January 16, 2023, 08:46:30 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 16, 2023, 08:46:30 PM
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2023, 08:51:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2023, 08:51:51 PM
I like this.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aqpYUPzaX-Q/maxresdefault.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/aqpYUPzaX-Q/maxresdefault.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Much more attractive than the chick up top, for sure. The handcuffs ain't a bad idea either.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Odinson on January 16, 2023, 08:55:41 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 16, 2023, 08:55:41 PM
Elegant beauty...
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 25, 2023, 08:02:36 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 25, 2023, 08:02:36 AM
Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.
Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.
See? Made no difference at all, did it?Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.Quote from: Underachiever post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Just not a very good one, right? Right.Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490943 time=1673558599 user_id=3358
Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.
You're anonymous and you're calling me poofter? That's fucking priceless dipshit!
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 02:27:19 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 02:27:19 AM
Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.
See? Made no difference at all, did it?
Just not a very good one, right? Right.
Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.
You're anonymous and you're calling me poofter?
Yep. An'd you spent the last three hours desperately trying to prove me right.
Hope it was worth it for you, though you might have got a better reception baring your buttocks at Bitchmade Fucktardery instead, fag.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 06:09:20 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 06:09:20 AM
You're anonymous and you're calling me poofter?
Yep. An'd you spent the last three hours desperately trying to prove me right.
Hope it was worth it for you, though you might have got a better reception baring your buttocks at Bitchmade Fucktardery instead, fag.
I spent the last three hours pulling my wire and thinking about fucking you up the arse princess!
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 09:42:48 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 09:42:48 AM
Yep. An'd you spent the last three hours desperately trying to prove me right.
Hope it was worth it for you, though you might have got a better reception baring your buttocks at Bitchmade Fucktardery instead, fag.
I spent the last three hours pulling my wire and thinking about fucking you up the arse princess!:tease:
What a productive way to spend your national holiday. Most people would get drunk and set off fireworks.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Breakfall on January 27, 2023, 11:10:58 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 27, 2023, 11:10:58 PM
I spent the last three hours pulling my wire and thinking about fucking you up the arse princess!:tease:
What a productive way to spend your national holiday. Most people would get drunk and set off fireworks.
It's after midnight? You see lovey...there's a global time zone difference. It's not rocket science.
Title: Re: I prefer Shanree'
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2023, 02:19:49 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2023, 02:19:49 AM
What a productive way to spend your national holiday. Most people would get drunk and set off fireworks.
It's after midnight? You see lovey...there's a global time zone difference. It's not rocket science.
:tease:
No it's not. You clearly weren't partying hard enough, probably another lonely night for you, trawling for cawk and coming up empty handed.
You should make something of yourself, you might find the soylents in Newtown giving you a second glance.