Title: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 07, 2023, 08:45:04 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 07, 2023, 08:45:04 PM
I want a fluffy Persian kitty but I'm not driving out of state to get one. Where should I get one? It's best to start with a kitten, right?
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2023, 09:22:39 PM
Post by: Frood on January 07, 2023, 09:22:39 PM
Too much flossing
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 07, 2023, 09:23:54 PM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 07, 2023, 09:23:54 PM
Aside from the regular brushing/combing (not just to control loose hair around your house- also to prevent them from horking up so many hairballs or getting intestinal blockages) you have to stay alert for butt nuggets clinging to their backside or they'll make a mess everywhere they sit and the nuggets are liable to fall off anywhere... usually in places you're bound to step on them. And if they get diarrhea? Hoo boy. Maybe you'll get lucky and find that one cat in a thousand that likes baths. LoL
Bonding with a kitten is easier than bonding with a cat.
Some interactive toys (something as simple as a fuzzy ball on a string or feathers on a stick will do) and lots of cuddle time should do the trick.
Cats are nothing like dogs... if a cat's on the counter and you tell it to get down it's 50/50 whether it'll listen or just look at you like you're crazy. Believe me I know it's tempting, but don't get in the habit of yelling at the cat when it's "misbehaving". For one thing the cat will become accustomed to it so you'll have to start yelling more and louder until you pop a blood vessel or something. For another thing the cat will hate it and eventually start to dislike you for doing it and then you'll start getting all sorts of behavior problems.
Patience and consistency are key, plus of course never make the cat think you don't love it.
They remember that shit.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 07, 2023, 10:02:20 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 07, 2023, 10:02:20 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:17:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:17:25 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:18:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:18:09 PM
I stopped reading at butt nuggets. What do you mean
He means they get turds in their fur and you have to remove them.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on January 07, 2023, 11:19:10 PM
Post by: Odinson on January 07, 2023, 11:19:10 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:21:41 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2023, 11:21:41 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 12:14:12 AM
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 12:14:12 AM
After I get over this crap. Been getting lots of good tips on how to care for one from Blaze and Dovey. Any suggestions are appreciated.
I want a fluffy Persian kitty but I'm not driving out of state to get one. Where should I get one? It's best to start with a kitten, right?
I love cats too Erica.
That would be my first choice as a pet too.
There's a fluffy furry calico Persian cat on my block.
It's really adorable with fur balls hanging on its side.
Sometimes she allows me to approach and pet her.
I might get a cat one day - but it wouldn't be in an apartment where I currently live.
Probably some place out of the city on some island where there's plenty of space and fresh air for the cat to roam around.
Cats need space. Maybe not quite as much as dogs, but a backyard lush in vegetation helps.
It gives them a place to wander and to explore, eh?
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 12:31:29 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 12:31:29 AM
Lol, butt nuggets. Use to be a stray around here, I called her Shit Butt hahaha. Cause she always had shit hanging off her long ass hairs lol.
Kittens are best indeed for raising/training. I did adopt an adult cat that was great too though. But like us, a lot of adults are set in their ways.
My cats KNOW what counters in here they cant get on. I reserve one for them, away from any food prep, its more like my mechanic/project counter lol. They will patiently sit on that and watch me. Only beef I have is this one cat likes to scratch my couch on the side. I cant control her when I aint here. But when I get on her, the fear goes into her eyes, and she stops lol.
Yeah, if you got leather sofas, cats gonna ruin it if they get up on it. Jus by running across it.
Fuck, theres a damn cat food shortage right now. Having a hell of a time finding some.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 12:39:37 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 12:39:37 AM
After I get over this crap. Been getting lots of good tips on how to care for one from Blaze and Dovey. Any suggestions are appreciated.
I want a fluffy Persian kitty but I'm not driving out of state to get one. Where should I get one? It's best to start with a kitten, right?
Persian cats are pricey. I have a ragdoll and pure breeds start at around AU $800.00.
It would be cool if you were to adopt a cat and give it a second chance in a forever home. You also need two so they don't get bored shitless when you're working.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 02:05:38 AM
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 02:05:38 AM
I have a ragdoll
How often do you have to comb/brush it?
Unlike Senile Joe who thinks matted fur is "
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 02:21:58 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 02:21:58 AM
I have a ragdoll
How often do you have to comb/brush it?
Unlike Senile Joe who thinks matted fur is "adorable", I know they can be painful and even cause conditions requiring medical treatment if left unchecked.
I brush him and his brother daily because they enjoy it. I have to trim him around the arse occasionally because he'll sometimes get a dag there. It's an effort to keep him still. He doesn't shed as much as his brother though, who looks more like a shorthair.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 05:23:26 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 05:23:26 AM
It would be cool if you were to adopt a cat and give it a second chance in a forever home.
This^. Far too many christmas presents are growing up on the streets or getting euthanized in shelters because unthinking owners found out too late "those kittens grow up".
I get it; kittens are cute as fuck. They also have a ton of energy which can get a little wearing after a while, whereas with a shelter cat you can get a much clearer idea of the personality (fursonality?) your little ball of fluff is bringing to your household since they've already developed it.
Ten years ago, these were things my then g/f and I considered when we wandered into the local shelter looking to adopt. The cat my g/f had her heart set on had been claimed about half an hour before we got there, we stuck about and took a peek at some of the others. There sure were a lot of them, over a hundred if I were to guess.
I remember walking into this glassed in room with close to a dozen strays of different varieties, hissing and yowling at each other. One of them, a new arrival I'm guessing, was slinking along in the corner as if it were terrified of putting a paw wrong. And one tabby in a cat basket away from it all, chilling out with a total deficit of fucks to give about the proceedings. I wandered over to get a better look - around two years old, a total bruiser who I later learned had been a street cat hanging out in the alley behind a chinese restaurant a couple of suburbs away. Polydactyl too, paws looked like cabbages, a different number of toes on each one. Never even knew that was a thing until that morning. I gave his ears a little scratch, which he nuzzled his head in against. I was sold by the time my g/f wandered in to be greeted with the same placid friendliness. And after half an hour or so of paperwork, the three of us left together, with me doing the lugging of the cat carrier. Man that bugger was heavy!
I'm not going to pretend it was all beer and skittles. My girlfriend and I had wanted a mature cat precisely because we were in an apartment and didn't particularly relish the idea of a kitten roaring through the room knocking shit over and getting under out feet. Which after the initial first impression Leroy (later renamed Dozer) gave us at the shelter, was precisely what he did the minute we let him out of the carrier in his new home. Tearing through the lounge room, shooting in under the bed and out again, having a high old time exploring his new digs. For two fucking weeks. More than once I reflected on my ability to attract trolls, heh.
He did settle down though, reverting to the same chill that had endeared us to him in the first place. He loved to play with the kinds of toys Vitriol mentions above, would stash them about his cat basket and was in the habit of leaving one on the bed if my girlfriend and I left the apartment for any appreciable length of time. And I'd get him chasing those toys like crazy, or simply roughhouse with him for exercise, which earned me my share of scratches and bites, but all in good fun. Keeping his claws out of the furniture was a thing, but the addition of a scratching post, a little patience and the association of claw clippers with a couple of treats soon fixed that. Didn't stop him from being the quintessential mouser, something polydactyls were prized for on ships long ago. Long after my girlfriend and I broke up and I had moved out, he would still recognize my footsteps in the hall outside and be there at the door to greet me whenever I visited. Every other guy who came to visit... from friends and family to random canvassers... he'd hide from. Usually disappearing under the bed or sofa for extended periods before venturing out cautious of whoever happened to be visiting, a habit he never got out of till the day he died.
So yeah, I'm going to stand with Breakfall on this one. That "second chance" was worth its weight in gold and good memories. Erica, you can do a lot worse than to check out a few animal shelters for rescue cats to see if there's any you click with. It's easy to say "I'd like cute" or "I like fluffy", but the companionship of the right pet will trump all of that in my experience. At the very least it's something you should be open to the idea of.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 09:33:53 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 09:33:53 AM
How often do you have to comb/brush it?
Unlike Senile Joe who thinks matted fur is "adorable", I know they can be painful and even cause conditions requiring medical treatment if left unchecked.
I brush him and his brother daily because they enjoy it. I have to trim him around the arse occasionally because he'll sometimes get a dag there. It's an effort to keep him still. He doesn't shed as much as his brother though, who looks more like a shorthair.
You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oerdin on January 08, 2023, 10:29:19 AM
Post by: Oerdin on January 08, 2023, 10:29:19 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 08, 2023, 11:16:52 AM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 08, 2023, 11:16:52 AM
It would be cool if you were to adopt a cat and give it a second chance in a forever home.
This^. Far too many christmas presents are growing up on the streets or getting euthanized in shelters because unthinking owners found out too late "those kittens grow up".
I get it; kittens are cute as fuck. They also have a ton of energy which can get a little wearing after a while, whereas with a shelter cat you can get a much clearer idea of the personality (fursonality?) your little ball of fluff is bringing to your household since they've already developed it.
Ten years ago, these were things my then g/f and I considered when we wandered into the local shelter looking to adopt. The cat my g/f had her heart set on had been claimed about half an hour before we got there, we stuck about and took a peek at some of the others. There sure were a lot of them, over a hundred if I were to guess.
I remember walking into this glassed in room with close to a dozen strays of different varieties, hissing and yowling at each other. One of them, a new arrival I'm guessing, was slinking along in the corner as if it were terrified of putting a paw wrong. And one tabby in a cat basket away from it all, chilling out with a total deficit of fucks to give about the proceedings. I wandered over to get a better look - around two years old, a total bruiser who I later learned had been a street cat hanging out in the alley behind a chinese restaurant a couple of suburbs away. Polydactyl too, paws looked like cabbages, a different number of toes on each one. Never even knew that was a thing until that morning. I gave his ears a little scratch, which he nuzzled his head in against. I was sold by the time my g/f wandered in to be greeted with the same placid friendliness. And after half an hour or so of paperwork, the three of us left together, with me doing the lugging of the cat carrier. Man that bugger was heavy!
I'm not going to pretend it was all beer and skittles. My girlfriend and I had wanted a mature cat precisely because we were in an apartment and didn't particularly relish the idea of a kitten roaring through the room knocking shit over and getting under out feet. Which after the initial first impression Leroy (later renamed Dozer) gave us at the shelter, was precisely what he did the minute we let him out of the carrier in his new home. Tearing through the lounge room, shooting in under the bed and out again, having a high old time exploring his new digs. For two fucking weeks. More than once I reflected on my ability to attract trolls, heh.
He did settle down though, reverting to the same chill that had endeared us to him in the first place. He loved to play with the kinds of toys Vitriol mentions above, would stash them about his cat basket and was in the habit of leaving one on the bed if my girlfriend and I left the apartment for any appreciable length of time. And I'd get him chasing those toys like crazy, or simply roughhouse with him for exercise, which earned me my share of scratches and bites, but all in good fun. Keeping his claws out of the furniture was a thing, but the addition of a scratching post, a little patience and the association of claw clippers with a couple of treats soon fixed that. Didn't stop him from being the quintessential mouser, something polydactyls were prized for on ships long ago. Long after my girlfriend and I broke up and I had moved out, he would still recognize my footsteps in the hall outside and be there at the door to greet me whenever I visited. Every other guy who came to visit... from friends and family to random canvassers... he'd hide from. Usually disappearing under the bed or sofa for extended periods before venturing out cautious of whoever happened to be visiting, a habit he never got out of till the day he died.
So yeah, I'm going to stand with Breakfall on this one. That "second chance" was worth its weight in gold and good memories. Erica, you can do a lot worse than to check out a few animal shelters for rescue cats to see if there's any you click with. It's easy to say "I'd like cute" or "I like fluffy", but the companionship of the right pet will trump all of that in my experience. At the very least it's something you should be open to the idea of.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 11:32:46 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 11:32:46 AM
Most important, are they ok with small children? Dovey says females are better with kids.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 11:33:32 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 11:33:32 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 11:45:19 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 11:45:19 AM
So many strays I miss, aint around anymore. Like Tripod, she only had 3 good legs. But she could run and swipe at other cats at the same time lol, and climb trees. There was Nikolai Kittycoff, a brute Russian gray that loved sitting with me by the camp fire. Sparky, poor thing got hit by a car in the curve. Old man down there hated cats, but he loved that one, so he took him. Both died around the same time, he fell down the stairs not long after Sparky died. Old lady there told me how much he loved that cat, and they buried him on the hill in the Pet Cemetary.
I remember seeing a hawk once, swoop down, and pick up a kitten and fly away with it. All you heard was "MeEeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwww" as the hawk flew away with it.
I couldnt stand this one kid. He was EVIL. Stomped a kitten once. I buried the poor thing. I didnt see it, but my son said his friend saw it. He went to juvie jail for a bit off and on. Evil fucking kid.
Damn coffee got me talking lol.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 11:51:03 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 11:51:03 AM
They destroy furniture? Oh boy
Most important, are they ok with small children? Dovey says females are better with kids.
Leather is almost unavoidable, unless you can keep the claws clipped, or train them to stay off it.
Otherwise, get a scratching post, and put cat nip on it. That will train them to scratch that. Some are finnicky, as in some like soft fabric posts, vs others.
I've never had an issue with any of my cats, and kids. Pebbles was a male, and a sweetheart. He was kinda feminine though
All depends on the cat really.
You'll for sure want to teach the kids to "be easy" with kitty. If not, the cat will more likely return the animosity towards the small child. Cant be throwing a giant Batman at the kitty
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 12:14:44 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 12:14:44 PM
I heard cats take in their owners attitudes
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 12:45:33 PM
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 12:45:33 PM
I have a ragdoll
How often do you have to comb/brush it?
Unlike Senile Joe who thinks matted fur is "adorable", I know they can be painful and even cause conditions requiring medical treatment if left unchecked.
Old Joe doesn't know anything about 'pussy' cats.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 12:55:22 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 12:55:22 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 01:00:04 PM
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 01:00:04 PM
Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol
He is a shitty forum wrecking poster, but he is unique being a sixty five year old virgin.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 01:32:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 01:32:38 PM
I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet
It's not just the cat, it's the family that adopts him too. Think for a minute - you came in asking about cats so you might learn a bit more, your littlies are likely no different and might need a little guidance similar to what you've received here. Most shelters I know of will let you know what (if any) issues your cat might have before you adopt him, the rest is really down to the environment you are bringing Tibbles into.
If there's one constant I know where cats are concerned it's that unlike dogs, they are
Give them affection and care, you'll get it back in spades. A cat you've cared for will care for you, chilling out with you when you're sick or blue, curling up in your lap and purring when you're in the mood to relax and so on.
I heard cats take in their owners attitudesQuote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490490 time=1673198084 user_id=2845:laugh:
They certainly develop audible cues to get your attention. Studies have indicated they develop their miaows to best attract the owners attention, but a good slice of their communication is done with tail movements and very little with their vocalizations.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: formosan on January 08, 2023, 02:14:24 PM
Post by: formosan on January 08, 2023, 02:14:24 PM
After I get over this crap. Been getting lots of good tips on how to care for one from Blaze and Dovey. Any suggestions are appreciated.
I want a fluffy Persian kitty but I'm not driving out of state to get one. Where should I get one? It's best to start with a kitten, right?
I recently lost my cat.....she was very old though..
I'll be getting another one.....a kitten..
I want a short fur tabby this time..
I'll find one on Kijiji.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 03:31:59 PM
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 03:31:59 PM
Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.
Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.
Some just can't take it you know.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 03:42:27 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 03:42:27 PM
Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
Ya'll gotta love Joe
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 03:45:35 PM
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 03:45:35 PM
I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet
I heard cats take in their owners attitudes:laugh:
I have read this thread and there is a lot of good information, IMO.
I grew up with cats as pets and have had two as an adult. My wife wants one but our dog is cat aggressive so it is not an option for (hopefully) a while.
All my cats were strays that we took in. We treated them all the same, but they all had different personalities. Some shelters will try to give you an idea about a cat's personality, but I think it is really hard to tell without spending some quality time with each cat and that can be difficult in a busy shelter.
Erica, do you have the option of volunteering with your kids at the local shelter? In my city's Humane Society, there are volunteers who just spend time with cats petting them and playing with them. There are parents who do this with their children. I think it is a great way to get yourself and your kids used to cats. And you would probably find one (hopefully just one or two!) that you fall in love with and will want to adopt.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 03:47:49 PM
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 03:47:49 PM
Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.
Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.
Some just can't take it you know.:icon_wink:
Hahahaha!!!
Senile Joe's only positive trait: Hair.
What a loser.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 03:53:49 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 08, 2023, 03:53:49 PM
I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet
It's not just the cat, it's the family that adopts him too. Think for a minute - you came in asking about cats so you might learn a bit more, your littlies are likely no different and might need a little guidance similar to what you've received here. Most shelters I know of will let you know what (if any) issues your cat might have before you adopt him, the rest is really down to the environment you are bringing Tibbles into.
If there's one constant I know where cats are concerned it's that unlike dogs, they arenota pack animal and generally will not keep getting in your face if they've decided it's alone-time. If things are not to their liking, they'll find a place where they can not be bugged, so if someone is in the habit of tormenting it (pulling tails, putting stickytape on their paws etc) a cat will take to avoiding them like the plague.
Give them affection and care, you'll get it back in spades. A cat you've cared for will care for you, chilling out with you when you're sick or blue, curling up in your lap and purring when you're in the mood to relax and so on.I heard cats take in their owners attitudesQuote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490490 time=1673198084 user_id=2845:laugh:
They certainly develop audible cues to get your attention. Studies have indicated they develop their miaows to best attract the owners attention, but a good slice of their communication is done with tail movements and very little with their vocalizations.
I think the kiddos will love a cat. They already love coming to grandmas, this will make it extra special.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 03:58:55 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2023, 03:58:55 PM
Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.
Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.
Some just can't take it you know.:icon_wink:
Even if you were telling the truth, that is the best reason for guys to shave their heads. Has a full head getting you laid? No, so shave your imaginary hair and maybe you will get some pretend sex.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 05:14:52 PM
Post by: JOE on January 08, 2023, 05:14:52 PM
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.
Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.
Some just can't take it you know.:icon_wink:
Hahahaha!!!
Senile Joe's only positive trait: Hair.
What a loser.
If you kin perform any of these manoeuvres, bald or non .... yer still young....Prowler!
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: DKG on January 08, 2023, 06:24:26 PM
Post by: DKG on January 08, 2023, 06:24:26 PM
Shen Li hates fluffy cats.
Too much flossing
You need new material.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 07:43:40 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 07:43:40 PM
I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet
I heard cats take in their owners attitudes:laugh:
It wont "scratch" them, it will know better for the most part, depending on the situation. It will instead beat the child with its paws if it dont like the child, for reasons
My lil brother, that happened to him lol, with my cat.
If that was true about cats having owners attitudes, she will be getting butt injections and eating tamales in no time
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 07:45:51 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 07:45:51 PM
Give them affection and care, you'll get it back in spades. A cat you've cared for will care for you, chilling out with you when you're sick or blue, curling up in your lap and purring when you're in the mood to relax and so on.
This ^^^
My cats KNOW when Im sad, and will come over to me and give me love. Its crazy how they know.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 08:16:44 PM
Post by: Herman on January 08, 2023, 08:16:44 PM
I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.
Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.
As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.
Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.
Some just can't take it you know.:icon_wink:
Hahahaha!!!
Senile Joe's only positive trait: Hair.
What a loser.
Hair that nobody on these forums has seen and no gal has ran her fingers through.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 09:31:31 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 08, 2023, 09:31:31 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 09:32:44 PM
Post by: TheProwler on January 08, 2023, 09:32:44 PM
Hair that nobody on these forums has seen and no gal has ran her fingers through.ac_toofunny
This is what Senile Joe should shoot for....
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 10:43:42 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 10:43:42 PM
I brush him and his brother daily because they enjoy it. I have to trim him around the arse occasionally because he'll sometimes get a dag there. It's an effort to keep him still. He doesn't shed as much as his brother though, who looks more like a shorthair.
You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie:laugh:
Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Lokmar on January 08, 2023, 10:53:04 PM
Post by: Lokmar on January 08, 2023, 10:53:04 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 11:07:45 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 08, 2023, 11:07:45 PM
GrossQuote from: Lokmar post_id=490568 time=1673236384 user_id=3351
What??
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: weebles on January 09, 2023, 02:00:26 AM
Post by: weebles on January 09, 2023, 02:00:26 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2023, 02:01:19 AM
Post by: Frood on January 09, 2023, 02:01:19 AM
Shen Li hates fluffy cats.
Too much flossing
You need new material.ac_boring
Unless Shen complains, I'll continue to serve up platters of fresh kitty jokes...
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2023, 04:29:21 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2023, 04:29:21 AM
You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie:laugh:
Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse...
Someone's been listening to too much 'Gurge....
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2023, 09:12:19 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2023, 09:12:19 AM
You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie:laugh:
Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!
:MG_216:
I mean, if you like getting your bunghole tongue punched, go for it lol. Having it smooth is proper etiquette for your Lady.
Lol, thats why I have short hair cats lol. One outside that use to come around, I literally named Shit Butt. Always had clumps of shit hanging off her ass. Lil fucker was always shitting in my driveway too lol. I felt so bad for it though. It was in horrible shape when it came to me. For some reason, its always the cats in need of help, that come to me.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 09, 2023, 04:22:50 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 09, 2023, 04:22:50 PM
Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse...
Someone's been listening to too much 'Gurge....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBR1Gzcb8E
Someone's posting anonymous...how novel.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 09, 2023, 04:27:39 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 09, 2023, 04:27:39 PM
Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!
:MG_216:
I mean, if you like getting your bunghole tongue punched, go for it lol. Having it smooth is proper etiquette for your Lady.
Lol, thats why I have short hair cats lol. One outside that use to come around, I literally named Shit Butt. Always had clumps of shit hanging off her ass. Lil fucker was always shitting in my driveway too lol. I felt so bad for it though. It was in horrible shape when it came to me. For some reason, its always the cats in need of help, that come to me.
"Tongue-punched"?? Lol...easy fella, I meant just a little rimming!
I'm too attentive to my cats to allow any shit dags endure. I'm on it straight away. Even if there's sleep in their eyes I'm rubbing them out.
These cats are like our children. We even have their portraits on the walls dressed in colonial suits and ties. Lol
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2023, 06:50:03 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 09, 2023, 06:50:03 PM
We even have their portraits on the walls dressed in colonial suits and ties. Lol
I wanna see!!!!!!!
Yes, they like our kids lol.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 09, 2023, 07:34:27 PM
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 09, 2023, 07:34:27 PM
A good place to start would be to watch this guy's videos, he knows everything about cats -
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 09, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
Post by: Herman on January 09, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
If you get one cat get two so they can keep each other company. Best would be to get two kittens from the same litter if you can find it. Get multiple litter boxes and scratching posts too.
A good place to start would be to watch this guy's videos, he knows everything about cats -https://www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy
You folks spoil your pets.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 09, 2023, 07:54:48 PM
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 09, 2023, 07:54:48 PM
You folks spoil your pets.
She's not my pet cat, I'm her pet human. She has me very well trained
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 09, 2023, 08:01:24 PM
Post by: Herman on January 09, 2023, 08:01:24 PM
You folks spoil your pets.
She's not my pet cat, I'm her pet human. She has me very well trained:c5c35fe6bd7297d77ea1aad99c9440b95c29776:
Okay, I didn't know that. Carry on.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on January 10, 2023, 01:40:22 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 10, 2023, 01:40:22 AM
I would just let it fly free in the house.
Teach it to speak.
Teach it to only crap in the designated area.
I could let it fly outside during summer... I'm guessing a cat-sized parrot wont be hard to find..
I could put one of those small gps tags on it.
You can probably train to come back when commanded to.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 10, 2023, 12:50:05 PM
Post by: Dove on January 10, 2023, 12:50:05 PM
They destroy furniture? Oh boy
Most important, are they ok with small children? Dovey says females are better with kids.
Females tend to be better with kids imo.
Too bad you arent closer. I have a batch of kittens here lol.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 10, 2023, 12:52:27 PM
Post by: Dove on January 10, 2023, 12:52:27 PM
GrossQuote from: Lokmar post_id=490568 time=1673236384 user_id=3351
What??ac_dunno
My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.
He would tie me down if I started going "there".
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 10, 2023, 08:03:14 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 10, 2023, 08:03:14 PM
What??ac_dunno
My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.
He would tie me down if I started going "there".
Same. Mines is the biggest homophobe lol
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 10, 2023, 08:09:44 PM
Post by: Herman on January 10, 2023, 08:09:44 PM
What??ac_dunno
My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.
He would tie me down if I started going "there".
What the hell is this. I aint scrolling back to find out.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 10, 2023, 08:35:58 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 10, 2023, 08:35:58 PM
Its a fucking OUT hole!!!!!!
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2023, 08:21:46 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2023, 08:21:46 AM
:roll:
Its a fucking OUT hole!!!!!!
Reminds me of a song some guys out of Hamilton ON did...
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 07:30:54 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 07:30:54 AM
We even have their portraits on the walls dressed in colonial suits and ties. Lol
I wanna see!!!!!!!
Yes, they like our kids lol.
My kids...Smokey and The Bandit.
The Bandit actually got his ruff photoshopped out because it's that big. He reminds me of a little Viking.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 07:48:10 AM
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 07:48:10 AM
What??ac_dunno
My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.
He would tie me down if I started going "there".
He probably doesn't trust himself. From quite a young age I realised women loved my arsehole. At first I thought it was just my first encounter, but low and behold it was every single chick. So for me, keeping my arsehole sparklingly clean is of the utmost importance lest I don't get analingus. Don't get me wrong...it's not all-consuming, but it's definitely a part of the foreplay.
I'm learning how to play the ukulele presently. The string chords from the top are: G,C,E,A.
How I remember them is by reciting the words: Girls crave eating arse! Lol
PS: I believe people in America keep a dirty arse, so I can understand how it's probably a bit taboo and frowned upon or even deemed as disgusting.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 12, 2023, 09:30:31 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 12, 2023, 09:30:31 AM
I wanna see!!!!!!!
Yes, they like our kids lol.(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22y5Pwxwe%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22M5LGOvz%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
My kids...Smokey and The Bandit.:laugh3:
The Bandit actually got his ruff photoshopped out because it's that big. He reminds me of a little Viking.
I love it!!!! Thanks for sharing
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 12, 2023, 09:55:21 AM
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 12, 2023, 09:55:21 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 12, 2023, 02:02:40 PM
Post by: Dove on January 12, 2023, 02:02:40 PM
I wanna see!!!!!!!
Yes, they like our kids lol.(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22y5Pwxwe%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22M5LGOvz%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
My kids...Smokey and The Bandit.:laugh3:
The Bandit actually got his ruff photoshopped out because it's that big. He reminds me of a little Viking.
Oh. My. GAWD
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 04:34:02 PM
Post by: Breakfall on January 12, 2023, 04:34:02 PM
(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22y5Pwxwe%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/y5Pwxwe.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)(//%3C/s%3E%20%3CIMGUR%20id=%22M5LGOvz%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.imgur.com/M5LGOvz.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
My kids...Smokey and The Bandit.:laugh3:
The Bandit actually got his ruff photoshopped out because it's that big. He reminds me of a little Viking.
Oh. My. GAWDac_toofunny
Yes...they get pampered a lot. I never gave my second wife kids so these two are her babies.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 12, 2023, 08:21:12 PM
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 12, 2023, 08:21:12 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Thiel on January 12, 2023, 09:12:43 PM
Post by: Thiel on January 12, 2023, 09:12:43 PM
What the hell is going on with dry cat food? I went to Wal-Mart today and the shelves were empty except for those Iam bags that nobody buys because they cost 17 bucks each. Wasn't a single bag of Friskies or Meow Mix or any of the others. They still had wet cat food so I got a few boxes but things are really getting strange out there.
It has been like that for about one and a half years. Big chain supermarkets are better stocked.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 14, 2023, 08:23:30 PM
Post by: Dove on January 14, 2023, 08:23:30 PM
What the hell is going on with dry cat food? I went to Wal-Mart today and the shelves were empty except for those Iam bags that nobody buys because they cost 17 bucks each. Wasn't a single bag of Friskies or Meow Mix or any of the others. They still had wet cat food so I got a few boxes but things are really getting strange out there.
Having the same issue here. Mine eat Cat Chow and they havent had the right kind in months....empty shelves.
So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2023, 08:33:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2023, 08:33:24 PM
Maybe start trapping some local wildlife. Some cats enjoy a bit of fresh meat.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Shen Li on January 14, 2023, 08:34:47 PM
Post by: Shen Li on January 14, 2023, 08:34:47 PM
What the hell is going on with dry cat food? I went to Wal-Mart today and the shelves were empty except for those Iam bags that nobody buys because they cost 17 bucks each. Wasn't a single bag of Friskies or Meow Mix or any of the others. They still had wet cat food so I got a few boxes but things are really getting strange out there.
Having the same issue here. Mine eat Cat Chow and they havent had the right kind in months....empty shelves.
So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.
We have a cat. I haven't noticed that at Costco.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 15, 2023, 05:35:13 PM
Post by: Dove on January 15, 2023, 05:35:13 PM
Having the same issue here. Mine eat Cat Chow and they havent had the right kind in months....empty shelves.
So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.
We have a cat. I haven't noticed that at Costco.
Cosco, Meijer and Mr Magoos is all in short supply lately.
This has been happening every few months for the past two years.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Shen Li on January 15, 2023, 08:07:54 PM
Post by: Shen Li on January 15, 2023, 08:07:54 PM
We have a cat. I haven't noticed that at Costco.
Cosco, Meijer and Mr Magoos is all in short supply lately.
This has been happening every few months for the past two years.
I'll have to buy litter, food and cat treats again next week. I'll go to Costco, so I can tell you if shelves are empty or not.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 16, 2023, 01:39:07 AM
Post by: Dove on January 16, 2023, 01:39:07 AM
Cosco, Meijer and Mr Magoos is all in short supply lately.
This has been happening every few months for the past two years.
I'll have to buy litter, food and cat treats again next week. I'll go to Costco, so I can tell you if shelves are empty or not.
I get the cat treats that are the gravy stuff in the tubes. They love that nasty stuff lol.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Shen Li on January 16, 2023, 01:19:34 PM
Post by: Shen Li on January 16, 2023, 01:19:34 PM
I'll have to buy litter, food and cat treats again next week. I'll go to Costco, so I can tell you if shelves are empty or not.
I get the cat treats that are the gravy stuff in the tubes. They love that nasty stuff lol.
We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 17, 2023, 10:33:29 AM
Post by: Dove on January 17, 2023, 10:33:29 AM
I get the cat treats that are the gravy stuff in the tubes. They love that nasty stuff lol.
We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.
Only a few of mine will eat those. I really wanted them to eat it for their teeth....but they gotta be fussy little pricks
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2023, 01:22:23 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2023, 01:22:23 PM
What the hell is going on with dry cat food? I went to Wal-Mart today and the shelves were empty except for those Iam bags that nobody buys because they cost 17 bucks each. Wasn't a single bag of Friskies or Meow Mix or any of the others. They still had wet cat food so I got a few boxes but things are really getting strange out there.
Same. Gotta try some place that one doesnt normally get cat food, like Kroger. I found a bag of Meow Mix there.
Its how I get some things these days, buy 'em at places that one doesnt think. Like getting motor oil at Home Depot lol.
Gotta ask the clerks, what day the truck comes too. That helps with some things. If they get it Wednesday night, you go Thursday morning.
Last week, I mentioned this cat food shortage as well. I even got on Amazon, and Chewy, neither had it, which is shocking.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2023, 01:24:06 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 17, 2023, 01:24:06 PM
So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.
Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.
I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.
They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Shen Li on January 17, 2023, 07:46:24 PM
Post by: Shen Li on January 17, 2023, 07:46:24 PM
We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.
Only a few of mine will eat those. I really wanted them to eat it for their teeth....but they gotta be fussy little pricks:dash1:
Our cat likes them.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 17, 2023, 08:18:17 PM
Post by: Dove on January 17, 2023, 08:18:17 PM
So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.
Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.
I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.
They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.
I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.
It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 17, 2023, 11:37:21 PM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 17, 2023, 11:37:21 PM
I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.
It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)
My favorite is when you're lying there, just about to drift off, and hear off in the distance a dreaded:
HRUuck-HRUuck-HRUuck-*blahrg*
You know if you ignore it you'll forget in the morning and step on it because it's invariably someplace you *will* be walking.
"Attention passengers: your sleep has unfortunately been delayed for an hour, possibly two. Better luck next time!"
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Frood on January 18, 2023, 06:50:13 AM
Post by: Frood on January 18, 2023, 06:50:13 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 07:28:45 AM
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 07:28:45 AM
I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.
It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)
My favorite is when you're lying there, just about to drift off, and hear off in the distance a dreaded:
HRUuck-HRUuck-HRUuck-*blahrg*
You know if you ignore it you'll forget in the morning and step on it because it's invariably someplace you *will* be walking.
"Attention passengers: your sleep has unfortunately been delayed for an hour, possibly two. Better luck next time!"
Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol
And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 10:09:31 AM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 10:09:31 AM
Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol
And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol
What's with the cats who think a gravity-assisted hurl is the best way to go?
They seem to need to be at least on the back of a chair or a couch but if they have time they'll get atop a bookshelf or some other elevated position.
Maybe they're just artists?
From that distance they do achieve some pretty gnarly splatter patterns.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 18, 2023, 10:13:54 AM
Post by: Blazor on January 18, 2023, 10:13:54 AM
Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.
I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.
They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.
I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.
It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)
Oh no, thats the worst lol.
Well, the worst is getting up in the middle of the night, and stepping in it with bare feet in the dark lol.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 10:23:54 AM
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 10:23:54 AM
Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol
And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol
What's with the cats who think a gravity-assisted hurl is the best way to go?
They seem to need to be at least on the back of a chair or a couch but if they have time they'll get atop a bookshelf or some other elevated position.
Maybe they're just artists?
From that distance they do achieve some pretty gnarly splatter patterns.
I have this super tall shelf unit I put out here in my kitchen, right? And I have this fluffy and beautiful dilute calico named Ripley. She LOVES being up there. She is a highest point in the house kinda cat.
And we were all chilling and suddenly we heard the hoarking....and we all just watched as she went through the whole heaving right over the side of the unit and you could see the puke glob fall....almost slow mow...and hit the floor with a SMACK lol
It was so gross LOL. It splashed
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: JOE on January 18, 2023, 10:35:01 AM
Post by: JOE on January 18, 2023, 10:35:01 AM
Thats what Id be inclined to do.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 10:38:29 AM
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 10:38:29 AM
Is it possible to build a separate living quarters for a cat like a 'cat house'? That way they have a shelter/ warm place to sleep so you can avoid mishaps like that?
Thats what Id be inclined to do.
You either take life with the occasional cat slime or you dont deserve a cat!
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 18, 2023, 10:40:37 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 18, 2023, 10:40:37 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: JOE on January 18, 2023, 10:42:54 AM
Post by: JOE on January 18, 2023, 10:42:54 AM
Is it possible to build a separate living quarters for a cat like a 'cat house'? That way they have a shelter/ warm place to sleep so you can avoid mishaps like that?
Thats what Id be inclined to do.
You either take life with the occasional cat slime or you dont deserve a cat!
Well they could come into the house during the day time but at night would retire to the sleeping quarters. So that way theyd crap in the cat house as opposed to your home or living room.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 10:43:08 AM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 10:43:08 AM
I have this super tall shelf unit I put out here in my kitchen, right? And I have this fluffy and beautiful dilute calico named Ripley. She LOVES being up there. She is a highest point in the house kinda cat.
And we were all chilling and suddenly we heard the hoarking....and we all just watched as she went through the whole heaving right over the side of the unit and you could see the puke glob fall....almost slow mow...and hit the floor with a SMACK lol
It was so gross LOL. It splashed:yuk:
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 11:15:10 AM
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 11:15:10 AM
Well shit. All cats do that?
Oh yeah. Cat barf is part of it lol. They make a big show of it too.
Hair balls. You can give them food that helps that though.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Blazor on January 18, 2023, 12:56:29 PM
Post by: Blazor on January 18, 2023, 12:56:29 PM
The best you can hope for, is that kitty pukes on the kitchen floor, and not the carpet hahaha.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 01:29:01 PM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 18, 2023, 01:29:01 PM
Well shit. All cats do that?
Oh yeah. Cat barf is part of it lol. They make a big show of it too.
Hair balls. You can give them food that helps that though.
Keeping them combed/brushed helps a lot as well, especially with long-haired breeds.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: caskur on January 18, 2023, 05:53:56 PM
Post by: caskur on January 18, 2023, 05:53:56 PM
That should be groom your cat but I can't get my bloody cursor there to add an r...
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 08:33:44 PM
Post by: Dove on January 18, 2023, 08:33:44 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: TheProwler on January 18, 2023, 11:44:00 PM
Post by: TheProwler on January 18, 2023, 11:44:00 PM
You either take life with the occasional cat slime or you dont deserve a cat!
Well they could come into the house during the day time but at night would retire to the sleeping quarters. So that way theyd crap in the cat house as opposed to your home or living room.
Senile Joe thinks cats crap in the house, but if they had a cat house outside, they would crap in it.
I mean, this guy is a
I can guarantee that when he says something that sounds even half intelligent, it is almost a direct quote from someone else.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: DKG on January 19, 2023, 07:38:22 AM
Post by: DKG on January 19, 2023, 07:38:22 AM
Well they could come into the house during the day time but at night would retire to the sleeping quarters. So that way theyd crap in the cat house as opposed to your home or living room.
Senile Joe thinks cats crap in the house, but if they had a cat house outside, they would crap in it.
I mean, this guy is afuckin'retard.
I can guarantee that when he says something that sounds even half intelligent, it is almost a direct quote from someone else.
He doesn't know. He can't afford to keep a cat.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2023, 11:14:48 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2023, 11:14:48 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oerdin on January 19, 2023, 12:41:40 PM
Post by: Oerdin on January 19, 2023, 12:41:40 PM
Is it possible to build a separate living quarters for a cat like a 'cat house'? That way they have a shelter/ warm place to sleep so you can avoid mishaps like that?
Thats what Id be inclined to do.
You could build one but most pet cars are going to want to spend time with his people. Ours usually sleeps in bed with us because he wants to petted, he wants soft pillows, and especially he wants to know when my wife wakes up so he can demand his breakfast.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Aryan on January 19, 2023, 01:10:20 PM
Post by: Aryan on January 19, 2023, 01:10:20 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on January 19, 2023, 03:41:41 PM
Post by: Herman on January 19, 2023, 03:41:41 PM
How can anyone dislike these adorable devils?(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/4Ywwj0r/literallyme.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/4Ywwj0r/literallyme.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
If it aint catching mice in the fields, it don't stay.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 20, 2023, 01:08:13 AM
Post by: Garraty_47 on January 20, 2023, 01:08:13 AM
How can anyone dislike these adorable devils?(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ibb.co/4Ywwj0r/literallyme.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ibb.co/4Ywwj0r/literallyme.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
When I see something like that I know it's a trap because it's really obviously a trap and I've been caught in that trap before but dammit... I still can't resist rubbing the floof.
That's probably why my hands often look like I spend all day giving high-fives to thornbushes.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Aryan on January 20, 2023, 08:51:33 AM
Post by: Aryan on January 20, 2023, 08:51:33 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2023, 04:22:48 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2023, 04:22:48 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: jeannie on January 21, 2023, 10:02:21 AM
Post by: jeannie on January 21, 2023, 10:02:21 AM
Get a female cat. Male cats get crystal growths in their urinary tract which lead to big vet bills or having to get the cat put down.
thats cuz they dont drink enough water but it can be avoided if they get canned food only
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Oerdin on January 21, 2023, 10:05:37 AM
Post by: Oerdin on January 21, 2023, 10:05:37 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 21, 2023, 09:29:13 PM
Post by: Dove on January 21, 2023, 09:29:13 PM
Born from the loins of the most bad ass calico ever. Salem. If Tina Turner was a cat....she would be Salem.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on January 30, 2023, 09:35:38 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 30, 2023, 09:35:38 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on January 30, 2023, 09:39:00 AM
Post by: Odinson on January 30, 2023, 09:39:00 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on January 30, 2023, 09:53:30 AM
Post by: Dove on January 30, 2023, 09:53:30 AM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on February 14, 2023, 09:09:12 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 14, 2023, 09:09:12 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Shen Li on February 14, 2023, 09:14:51 PM
Post by: Shen Li on February 14, 2023, 09:14:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASjLXrbVlMw
Gross
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:15:18 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:15:18 PM
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:20:01 PM
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:20:01 PM
Hahah.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
I thought it was talking.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:26:39 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:26:39 PM
Hahah.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
I thought it was talking.
Thats just the weed talking.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:39:27 PM
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:39:27 PM
I thought it was talking.
Thats just the weed talking.
:laugh:
And the swish too.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:57:43 PM
Post by: Odinson on February 21, 2023, 11:57:43 PM
Thats just the weed talking.
:laugh:
And the swish too.ac_toofunny
It sounds like a guy saying Woow.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:59:31 PM
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2023, 11:59:31 PM
And the swish too.ac_toofunny
It sounds like a guy saying Woow.
Something that begins with w.
Title: Re: So I plan on getting a cat
Post by: Dove on February 23, 2023, 09:33:09 AM
Post by: Dove on February 23, 2023, 09:33:09 AM
Hahah.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
Imagine hearing that under the bed at 2am
"Woah. Woah. Woah" LOL