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Title: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 24, 2023, 10:03:37 PM
300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Lokmar on January 24, 2023, 10:11:09 PM
Get the diabeetus. Then its cheap. A relative of mine has like a $5 copay per pen.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Herman on January 24, 2023, 10:24:21 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492373 time=1674615817 user_id=2845
300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:

Dr Herman says ya don't need it.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Odinson on January 24, 2023, 10:28:57 PM
The pharmaceutical company owners need bread on the table too, you fucking commie.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Herman on January 24, 2023, 11:03:47 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=492379 time=1674617337 user_id=136
The pharmaceutical company owners need bread on the table too, you fucking commie.

So do those poor tech company tech company CEO's.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2023, 11:19:28 PM
As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 25, 2023, 08:05:57 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492383 time=1674620368
As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.


Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on January 25, 2023, 08:17:43 AM
DO NOT TAKE OZEMPIC! Know what it's made from? The venom of the Gila Monster. You are literally injecting yourself with poison.



Inside the box is a pen with two needles. Why only two needles? Because the company recommends you use half the pen for one dose. YOU WILL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PANCREATITUS IF YOU DO THIS. If you do decide to use it start off with extremely small doses, maybe 3 or 4 clicks of the pen. Do not inject anywhere near the stomach, inject in your lower thigh. Even then you will be throwing up. It will take a long time to get used to so build up the dosage very slowly!



The commercial says "People using Ozempic have lost weight"... yeah because you're so fucking sick you can't keep anything down!
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2023, 09:12:07 AM
I've been seeing a lot of stories about major rebound weight gains.  It's not worth it.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 25, 2023, 09:38:14 AM
I just found a way to get it in Canada! Praise God
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Lokmar on January 25, 2023, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=492410 time=1674652663 user_id=3349
DO NOT TAKE OZEMPIC! Know what it's made from? The venom of the Gila Monster. You are literally injecting yourself with poison.



Inside the box is a pen with two needles. Why only two needles? Because the company recommends you use half the pen for one dose. YOU WILL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PANCREATITUS IF YOU DO THIS. If you do decide to use it start off with extremely small doses, maybe 3 or 4 clicks of the pen. Do not inject anywhere near the stomach, inject in your lower thigh. Even then you will be throwing up. It will take a long time to get used to so build up the dosage very slowly!



The commercial says "People using Ozempic have lost weight"... yeah because you're so fucking sick you can't keep anything down!


Seamolester beat diabeetus by having a Gila lizard chew on his wang, plus its the only way his junk gets stiff enough to rape all them kids in the CR Hovel.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 01:17:55 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492405 time=1674651957 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492383 time=1674620368
As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.


Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:


 :MG_216:



Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 01:20:53 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492499 time=1674713875
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492405 time=1674651957 user_id=3358




Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:


 :MG_216:



Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!


Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough. But I take it orally with a twist of my tongue. Don't let your bellend get moist and smelly now!  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 01:22:41 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492502 time=1674714053 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492499 time=1674713875




 :MG_216:



Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!


Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough.


Sorry about your penis... NOT!  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 01:26:27 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492504 time=1674714161
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492502 time=1674714053 user_id=3358




Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough.


Sorry about your penis... NOT!  ac_biggrin


It's called a cock....and a girthy one at that. I'll have your rectal tissue on the bleed you flaming poofter! :evilthoughts2:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492508 time=1674714387 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492504 time=1674714161




Sorry about your penis... NOT!  ac_biggrin


It's called a cock....and anycockledoo, uwu

Talk is cheap. You couldn't fuck anything except maybe Mrs Palmer and her five callused daughters.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 01:37:15 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492511 time=1674714597
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492508 time=1674714387 user_id=3358




It's called a cock....and anycockledoo, uwu

Talk is cheap. You couldn't fuck anything except maybe Mrs Palmer and her five callused daughters.  ac_toofunny


Jesus that's lame....no wonder you're flying solo!  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 02:15:33 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492516 time=1674715035 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492511 time=1674714597


Talk is cheap. You couldn't fuck anything except maybe Mrs Palmer and her five callused daughters.  ac_toofunny


Jesus that's lame....no wonder you're flying solo!  :laugh3:

Better than sucking cock for compliments, but you do you.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 26, 2023, 06:13:50 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492522 time=1674717333
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492516 time=1674715035 user_id=3358




Jesus that's lame....no wonder you're flying solo!  :laugh3:
 

Better than sucking cock for compliments, but you do you.


You and I could connect on a whole different level! I could rock your world...sexually. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 09:38:29 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492531 time=1674731630 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492522 time=1674717333
 

Better than sucking cock for compliments, but you do you.


You and I could connect on a whole different level! I could rock your world...sexually. :laugh:


I doubt it, homo. Those of us who remember Diamond Gypsy's efforts would concur.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 26, 2023, 01:27:29 PM
Ordered my Ozempic pen. 339.00 plus 29.99 for shipping.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 01:35:48 PM
Getting some exercise and eating less would probably be better
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 26, 2023, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492574 time=1674758148
Getting some exercise and eating less would probably be better






Yeah well that's not so easy.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 07:31:51 PM
It's a bad idea.  You're not even fat.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2023, 07:35:24 PM
https://nypost.com/article/what-is-ozempic-why-stars-risk-aging-faces-for-weight-loss-drug/amp/



"I remember looking in the mirror, and it was almost like I didn't even recognize myself," she stated. "My body looked great, but my face looked exhausted and old."



No more Flea selfies.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 26, 2023, 08:33:32 PM
:sad:
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: caskur on January 27, 2023, 01:16:59 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492373 time=1674615817 user_id=2845
300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:


The full cost of the shit here is $131.95... I get it for $5.80...I have a pension card now.



I had it for months.. when I can get it... the gym junkies are taking it up and diabetics like me are missing out..... and we are the ones that are are supposed to take it.



Your stomach is constantly bloated and hurts even when you eat a small amount of food... and you get 6 needles in a packet, not 2.



I deem it as a waste of money and time.. try it by all means but it never made me lose weight.. I was losing weight on my own before I started taking it...



It'll come out one day it has hideous side affects or something... you wait.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: caskur on January 27, 2023, 01:18:58 AM
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=492609 time=1674779511 user_id=3382
It's a bad idea.  You're not even fat.


She never learns but she needs to find out on her own.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Odinson on January 27, 2023, 07:09:53 AM
The "Ozempic face".





Erika is gonna turn into a monster.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 27, 2023, 09:56:18 AM
Quote from: caskur post_id=492671 time=1674800219 user_id=2156
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492373 time=1674615817 user_id=2845
300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:


The full cost of the shit here is $131.95... I get it for $5.80...I have a pension card now.



I had it for months.. when I can get it... the gym junkies are taking it up and diabetics like me are missing out..... and we are the ones that are are supposed to take it.



Your stomach is constantly bloated and hurts even when you eat a small amount of food... and you get 6 needles in a packet, not 2.



I deem it as a waste of money and time.. try it by all means but it never made me lose weight.. I was losing weight on my own before I started taking it...



It'll come out one day it has hideous side affects or something... you wait.




I'm sorry, Cathy. I wish you had posted this before I ordered it





I'm reading a lot about what it does to the face. I'll try it for a month and see. If I don't see any sort of results, I won't order it again.



I already stopped eating sugar. Now to stop carbs
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: caskur on January 27, 2023, 04:04:31 PM
60 grams of carbs a day is what is required for weight loss... never say NO cards always say LOW CARBS..  The weight watches International diet is probably the best diet... if you don't have a minimum daily carb value, you'll eventually become lethargic and then you'll start storing fat instead of burning fat because you will sit around more.. 60 grams is just over 20 ozs    so 1 piece of bread is 20 - 30 grams and 1 banana is the other 20-30 grams... to maintain your weight, have another 20-30



cane sugar is pure junk...



Also... when you start Ozempic...the 25 milligrams is enough..



They say you have 25 once a week for 4 weeks...



Then 50 once a week for a month...



Then you go up to 1 gram once a week for a month... I think the 25 milligrams is the right amount...and I didn't really need to increase...



They don't suggest that but I suggest that.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: caskur on January 27, 2023, 04:08:21 PM
BTW... it did nothing to my face....or my waistline for that matter.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 27, 2023, 07:48:42 PM
Quote from: caskur post_id=492703 time=1674853701 user_id=2156
BTW... it did nothing to my face....or my waistline for that matter.




I'll be pissed if I don't lose it lol
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: JOE on January 27, 2023, 09:39:13 PM
Erica Mena quite obviously secretly wishes to become a Canadian. If not for the great outdoors to meet up with weebles then to get her hands on lo cost Ozempic.



But b'fore this can be accomplished She must answer some skill testing questions & pass a citizenship test.



She must also be able to memorize & sing the lyrics to this song:



https://youtu.be/9fJL7DsL5Z4
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Trump’s Niece on January 27, 2023, 09:48:24 PM
Nah. I'd like to visit someday tho
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2023, 09:51:13 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492743 time=1674874104 user_id=2845
Nah. I'd like to visit someday tho


A least member to sing that song Erica!



Make you feel good, eh?
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Breakfall on January 27, 2023, 11:07:24 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=492545 time=1674743909
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492531 time=1674731630 user_id=3358




You and I could connect on a whole different level! I could rock your world...sexually. :laugh:


I doubt it, homo. Those of us who remember Diamond Gypsy's efforts would concur.


Diamond Gypsy!? Even sounds faggoty!



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Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: JOE on January 27, 2023, 11:28:59 PM
I could git Erica's weight down real quick actually.



My patented Joe Diet don't need any drugs or medications.



15 lbs guaranteed weight loss au natural.
Title: Re: Ozempic in Canada
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2023, 02:17:09 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=492759 time=1674878844 user_id=3358
Quote from: Guest post_id=492545 time=1674743909




I doubt it, homo. Those of us who remember Diamond Gypsy's efforts would concur.


Diamond Gypsy!? Even sounds faggoty!

Relax homo, she wasn't your type. She had a pussy, knockers and was besotted with members of the ruling class like me.