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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on March 22, 2023, 03:24:27 PM

Title: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on March 22, 2023, 03:24:27 PM
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Apparently, turtles can become fathers well into old age. That's what happened recently with a 90-year-old radiated tortoise at the Houston Zoo.



Mr. Pickles has become the father of three hatchlings after a surprise egg-laying. A zoo resident for 36 years, Mr. Pickles is the oldest animal there and the newest dad.



According to a statement from the zoo, a herpetology keeper happened upon Mrs. Pickles, the companion of Mr. Pickles, as she was laying eggs at closing time.



Houston's soil isn't friendly to the Madagascar tortoises, so the zoo's animal care team quickly uncovered the eggs and got them to safety.



"It's unlikely the eggs would have hatched on their own if the keeper hadn't been in the right place at the right time," the zoo said in a press release.



Mr. and Mrs. Pickles have been together since the new mom's arrival in 1996, the zoo said. They have had only one other little Pickle, and that was in 1997.



https://www.8newsnow.com/news/national-news/90-year-old-endangered-turtle-becomes-a-new-dad-at-houston-zoo/
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: DKG on March 22, 2023, 03:27:30 PM
The elderly turtle must have lived a healthy lifetyle. He probably kept his drinking and smoking to a minimum.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Frood on March 22, 2023, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=496176 time=1679513250 user_id=3390
The elderly turtle must have lived a healthy lifetyle. He probably kept his drinking and smoking to a minimum.




And he never got jabbed.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Herman on March 22, 2023, 06:46:16 PM
The deadbeat dad used to promise to bring somebody called Mr Prickles to SG. It never happened and nobody cared.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2023, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=496195 time=1679525176 user_id=3396
The deadbeat dad used to promise to bring somebody called Mr Prickles to SG. It never happened and nobody cared.

Blurt misses Poofer and all his empty promises.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Herman on March 22, 2023, 09:51:51 PM
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Quote from: Herman post_id=496195 time=1679525176 user_id=3396
The deadbeat dad used to promise to bring somebody called Mr Prickles to SG. It never happened and nobody cared.

Blurt misses Poofer and all his empty promises.

Sounds like he cannot get any single moms to sponge off of so he is trying his bullshit on an old tranny.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2023, 04:49:32 AM
A SINK* you mean?





( * - Single Income No Kids )
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Herman on March 25, 2023, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=496370 time=1679734172
A SINK* you mean?





( * - Single Income No Kids )

I heard the deadbeat dad has about four kids that he don't support.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Shen Li on March 25, 2023, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=496370 time=1679734172
A SINK* you mean?





( * - Single Income No Kids )

Does KM have an income?
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Aryan on March 25, 2023, 08:48:18 PM
I legit thought this was a thread about Mongtini and that junkie trannie Flynn.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Shen Li on March 25, 2023, 10:10:11 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496397 time=1679791698 user_id=1728
I legit thought this was a thread about Mongtini and that junkie trannie Flynn.

I did too.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2023, 02:38:56 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=496384 time=1679768006 user_id=3396
Quote from: Guest post_id=496370 time=1679734172
A SINK* you mean?





( * - Single Income No Kids )

I heard the deadbeat dad has about four kids that he don't support.

I meant the trannie. It's pretty much a foregone conclusion that no amount of money can reverse the effects of sticking your dick in a blender.
Title: Re: Congratulations Mr. Pickles!
Post by: Herman on March 26, 2023, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=496420 time=1679812736
Quote from: Herman post_id=496384 time=1679768006 user_id=3396


I heard the deadbeat dad has about four kids that he don't support.

I meant the trannie. It's pretty much a foregone conclusion that no amount of money can reverse the effects of sticking your dick in a blender.

As long as surgeons do not do that to kids.