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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Herman on March 31, 2023, 10:08:36 PM

Title: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on March 31, 2023, 10:08:36 PM
Murdy loves cock. Lots of different cock. Joe is a sixty five year old virgin. Could the Gunness world record holder as the oldest living virgin finally get laid before he draws his last breath?



She sent nudes to Seamoron, so we know she has no standards or shame. Maybe Murdy will deflower Joe. I think they live an hour or two from each other. It could happen.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Trump’s Niece on March 31, 2023, 10:21:04 PM
I'm sure she done sent him some whale nudes
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on March 31, 2023, 10:22:38 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496739 time=1680315664 user_id=2845
I'm sure she done sent him some whale nudes

If we don't see old Joe this weekend we will know where he is and what he is doing.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Trump’s Niece on March 31, 2023, 10:28:25 PM
I don't think Joe fucks with BBW's
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on March 31, 2023, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496741 time=1680316105 user_id=2845
I don't think Joe fucks with BBW's

I don't think he fucks anything besides his hand.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: JOE on March 31, 2023, 10:34:59 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=496735 time=1680314916 user_id=3396
Murdy loves cock. Lots of different cock. Joe is a sixty five year old virgin. Could the Gunness world record holder as the oldest living virgin finally get laid before he draws his last breath?



She sent nudes to Seamoron, so we know she has no standards or shame. Maybe Murdy will deflower Joe. I think they live an hour or two from each other. It could happen.


Hey Herm, I know you're a sick man & your time on this earth is limited.



Should I send you a sympathy card?



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BTW, I'm extremely grateful that all that hard earned money of yours and the taxes you paid haven't gone to waste as I will be enjoying all of it in the form of Pensions courtesy of hard working men like yourself & your son, Herm. I know you won't be around but hey...I will.



I'll spend your money on all the pretty women you won't get to see after you're gone, Herm. I'll say, "Hey babe, don't thank me, thank Herm, eh?"



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"All them taxes he paid inta the CPP gave me the comfort and lifestyle I enjoy today!"
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 01, 2023, 12:17:44 AM
josephine, if you wanna bag ol murdy, just treat her like a friend, and then start flirting with ANY other woman. That shit will enrage her clitterhorn and she will go into "gotta bang josephine" mode.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: DKG on April 01, 2023, 06:56:13 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=496742 time=1680316216 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496741 time=1680316105 user_id=2845
I don't think Joe fucks with BBW's

I don't think he fucks anything besides his hand.

I wonder if Joe uses his OAS to buy his hand gifts. Perhaps a pair of gloves from Walmart.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Shen Li on April 01, 2023, 10:20:34 AM
Gawd this back and forth between Herman and Joe is tiresome. Stop pretending you two know each other.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Aryan on April 01, 2023, 12:41:41 PM
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF saying that he was gonna kick your ass and steal your viagra stash?
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2023, 01:00:42 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF saying that he was gonna kick your ass and steal your viagra stash?

Joe would be risking another stay in jail for nothing. Joe has no outlet for viagara. Besides a sock of course.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 01, 2023, 04:43:08 PM
Lmao @ whale nudes
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on April 01, 2023, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF

I miss all threads at BF. The owner of that place is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 02, 2023, 12:07:05 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=496788 time=1680390131 user_id=3396
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=496775 time=1680367301 user_id=1728
Herman, did you miss the thread that Joe made on BF

I miss all all threads at BF. The owner of that place is a piece of shit.


He made a critical error of playing to that obese taco bender and cawk sukin faggit. He should have just lit his fukin server on fire instead.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Trump’s Niece on April 02, 2023, 12:14:17 AM
I guarantee you that fucking beached whale sent all the dudes here her nudes.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 02, 2023, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496801 time=1680408857 user_id=2845
I guarantee you that fucking beached whale sent all the dudes here her nudes.


Nope. Not me. I've called her a fuking 2 bit slut for YEARS. Of course the dumb cunt said I wanted her but couldnt have her. LMFAO!
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Trump’s Niece on April 02, 2023, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=496804 time=1680409367 user_id=3351
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496801 time=1680408857 user_id=2845
I guarantee you that fucking beached whale sent all the dudes here her nudes.


Nope. Not me. I've called her a fuking 2 bit slut for YEARS. Of course the dumb cunt said I wanted her but couldnt have her. LMFAO!






My fucking dog could have her. That's how desperate she is.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: JOE on April 02, 2023, 12:53:19 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=496768 time=1680358834 user_id=3389
Gawd this back and forth between Herman and Joe is tiresome. Stop pretending you two know each other.


It'll be so enjoyable when I retire and I git ta spend all the money/taxes Herman contributed to my Pension, Shen. I'm shore lookin' forward to retirement. It'll be a blast. . And I knowz DKG/seoubro is right behind contributing to my retirement too. It's kinda too bad that by the time they retire, the guv will probably up the retirement age ta 70. I'll be long gone retired from the workforce by then tho.



Shucks by the time Herman and DKG are eligible for a national pension, I will have received at least $100,000 of their hard earned money and taxes they  contributed to the retirement plan.



I've discovered that's the irony in real life too. The guy who worked so hard all his life often is too ill in old age to enjoy all the money he saved or contributed to the pension fund. Most people who reach retirement age are usually too burnt out or sick to enjoy it. And they often keel over before or shortly after they retire.



Just like Steve Jobs, eh?



https://youtu.be/sFaLN4xITTI



He made billions in his lifetime, but his widow, her boyfriends, friends and family git ta spend it.



Life aint fair but unfortunately...that's the way it is, eh.



And yet I thank Herman for his contributions and sacrifice so that I could enjoy the fruits of his labor. I know he's had a hard life.



I'm plannin' to retire in Hawaii, eh Shen? It'd be nice ta spend 6 months of the year there during the cold hard Canadians winters that many have to endure here.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Frood on April 02, 2023, 03:42:19 AM
You ain't going to get shit, Joe. The whole system is crumbling and you're an old man.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on April 02, 2023, 04:32:36 AM
Quote from: JOE post_id=496807 time=1680411199 user_id=97
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=496768 time=1680358834 user_id=3389
Gawd this back and forth between Herman and Joe is tiresome. Stop pretending you two know each other.

I'm plannin' to retire in Hawaii

I could see that. I have been to Hawaii with my first wife, my current wife and a few other gals over the past thirty five years. Honolulu has a lot of broke single seniors escaping cold weather.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Shen Li on April 02, 2023, 10:53:00 AM
Quote from: JOE post_id=496807 time=1680411199 user_id=97
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=496768 time=1680358834 user_id=3389
Gawd this back and forth between Herman and Joe is tiresome. Stop pretending you two know each other.


It'll be so enjoyable when I retire and I git ta spend all the money/taxes Herman contributed to my Pension, Shen. I'm shore lookin' forward to retirement. It'll be a blast. . And I knowz DKG/seoubro is right behind contributing to my retirement too. It's kinda too bad that by the time they retire, the guv will probably up the retirement age ta 70. I'll be long gone retired from the workforce by then tho.



Shucks by the time Herman and DKG are eligible for a national pension, I will have received at least $100,000 of their hard earned money and taxes they  contributed to the retirement plan.



I've discovered that's the irony in real life too. The guy who worked so hard all his life often is too ill in old age to enjoy all the money he saved or contributed to the pension fund. Most people who reach retirement age are usually too burnt out or sick to enjoy it. And they often keel over before or shortly after they retire.



Just like Steve Jobs, eh?



https://youtu.be/sFaLN4xITTI



He made billions in his lifetime, but his widow, her boyfriends, friends and family git ta spend it.



Life aint fair but unfortunately...that's the way it is, eh.



And yet I thank Herman for his contributions and sacrifice so that I could enjoy the fruits of his labor. I know he's had a hard life.



I'm plannin' to retire in Hawaii, eh Shen? It'd be nice ta spend 6 months of the year there during the cold hard Canadians winters that many have to endure here.

Congrats.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 02, 2023, 03:22:09 PM
When  the SHTF, armed people like me will take all of josephines shit and leave him destitute.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Trump’s Niece on April 02, 2023, 03:23:28 PM
Why are you guys so mean to Joe?
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 02, 2023, 03:48:10 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496866 time=1680463408 user_id=2845
Why are you guys so mean to Joe?


Because he's a 2 faced clown.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: DKG on April 02, 2023, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=496865 time=1680463329 user_id=3351
When  the SHTF, armed people like me will take all of josephines shit and leave him destitute.

He has been that way for the last sixty five years.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: JOE on April 02, 2023, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=496873 time=1680467484 user_id=3390
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=496865 time=1680463329 user_id=3351
When  the SHTF, armed people like me will take all of josephines shit and leave him destitute.

He has been that way for the last sixty five years.


Y'know Korean, I was lookin' for a qualified CFP ta handle my finances.



However ....seems ya talked yerself outta some well-paid work



Gota go elsewhere I guess. Oh well.



Y'know what they say....don't bite the hand that feeds ya, Korean
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Lokmar on April 02, 2023, 06:20:45 PM
Quote from: JOE post_id=496882 time=1680473235 user_id=97
Quote from: DKG post_id=496873 time=1680467484 user_id=3390


He has been that way for the last sixty five years.


Y'know Korean, I was lookin' for a qualified CFP ta handle my finances.



However ....seems ya talked yerself outta some well-paid work



Gota go elsewhere I guess. Oh well.



Y'know what they say....don't bite the hand that feeds ya, Korean


How were you gonna pay him? By offering him a blow job in that broke down POS car of yours?
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Herman on April 03, 2023, 02:38:51 AM
Doesn't Joe have roommates or something. He is a senior citizen who lives like an eighteen year old kid. At least an eighteen year old kid has been laid.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Aryan on April 03, 2023, 04:28:59 AM
Now that broke, bloated, bullshitting, fuckwit is back from retirement again, performing his usual tired old routine...
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Shen Li on April 03, 2023, 08:13:03 PM
Burger boy's schtick is sooooooo old.
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Frood on April 04, 2023, 03:28:23 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=496866 time=1680463408 user_id=2845
Why are you guys so mean to Joe?




Because he's a Corky....
Title: Re: Would Murdy the Nympho Deflower Joe the Elderly Virgin
Post by: Frood on April 04, 2023, 03:42:21 AM
Murdy would need three Joe's minimum....



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