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Title: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2023, 02:10:49 PM
If you pick me up at the bus station, I will take you to my little rented apartment.

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Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Oerdin on April 06, 2023, 03:22:31 PM
Looks about right.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Herman on April 06, 2023, 06:54:00 PM
Quote from: Oerdin post_id=497178 time=1680808951 user_id=3374
Looks about right.

The deadbeat dad's lair.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2023, 08:11:25 PM
NFG. I've seen more impressive clutter. I could do the job properly myself if I set my mind to it.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 06, 2023, 08:37:20 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=497189 time=1680821640 user_id=3396
Quote from: Oerdin post_id=497178 time=1680808951 user_id=3374
Looks about right.

The deadbeat dad's lair.


that's actually clean and tidy compared to his hovel



Dove showed me a video his daughter took of his bathroom and let's just say the worst truck stop toilet you've ever seen or even heard about would be considered a hygienic surgery center by comparison
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Herman on April 06, 2023, 08:41:40 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=497202 time=1680827840 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=497189 time=1680821640 user_id=3396


The deadbeat dad's lair.


that's actually clean and tidy compared to his hovel



Dove showed me a video his daughter took of his bathroom and let's just say the worst truck stop toilet you've ever seen or even heard about would be considered a hygienic surgery center by comparison

How can a man in his fifties live like that.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on April 06, 2023, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=497203 time=1680828100 user_id=3396


How can a man in his fifties live like that.






Practice son, practice.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Herman on April 06, 2023, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=497207 time=1680829109 user_id=3349
Quote from: Herman post_id=497203 time=1680828100 user_id=3396


How can a man in his fifties live like that.






Practice son, practice.

Aint that that the truth.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2023, 10:40:09 PM
Clean showers rock. Well, I like to think so, I generally start my day with one, it helps to give me a little extra kick to start the day with.



If he likes to start his off with the equivalent of a golden shower, I'm not seeing how it's any business of ours, just sayin'.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2023, 10:44:49 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=497212 time=1680835209
Clean showers rock. Well, I like to think so, I generally start my day with one, it helps to give me a little extra kick to start the day with.



If he likes to start his off with the equivalent of a golden shower, I'm not seeing how it's any business of ours, just sayin'.

They are jealous of the opulent lifestyle influencers like me live.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2023, 10:57:23 PM
Quote from: Poofer post_id=497213 time=1680835489
Quote from: Guest post_id=497212 time=1680835209
Clean showers rock. Well, I like to think so, I generally start my day with one, it helps to give me a little extra kick to start the day with.



If he likes to start his off with the equivalent of a golden shower, I'm not seeing how it's any business of ours, just sayin'.

They are jealous of the opulent lifestyle influencers like me live.

You can tell yourself that if you like. I prefer to get out of the shower cleaner than when I went in... it doesn't make any difference to me if anyone else believes in it.



I can always rip off a fart if I need to make an onion cringe, I haven't learned the mechanics of farting jasmine scented unicorn rainbows yet. But if and when I do, I'll be sure to check in with my local infuencer for the purposes of turning my bathroom into one giant unwashed toilet.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: It's Poppy on April 08, 2023, 02:49:43 PM
I enjoy bath bombs.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 08, 2023, 10:35:54 PM
I spray down my bathroom sink, taps and counter with Lysol every other day...I like my bathroom clean and organized.  Vacuum every 3 days cause of the cats.  Everything has its place.  Floors and pathways are always clear.  No shoes allowed in my home...its the only place I walk barefoot and I love it!
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2023, 10:41:51 PM
Quote from: Aylana post_id=497352 time=1680979783 user_id=3385
I enjoy bath bombs.

Is that like when you fart in the bath, letting it bubble about your balls and up your back? I enjoy those too.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Lokmar on April 08, 2023, 11:10:46 PM
Quote from: Poofer post_id=497163 time=1680804649
If you pick me up at the bus station, I will take you to my little rented apartment.

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Le Poof doesnt own any guns or he'd have ended himself by now.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2023, 11:46:03 PM
It could be a dildo and you're not seeing the german helmeted tip at the end of it.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2023, 12:53:54 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=497363 time=1681007754 user_id=164
I spray down my bathroom sink, taps and counter with Lysol every other day...I like my bathroom clean and organized.  Vacuum every 3 days cause of the cats.  Everything has its place.  Floors and pathways are always clear.  No shoes allowed in my home...its the only place I walk barefoot and I love it!





How many cats lady? 50, 60 or so?







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Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2023, 04:30:42 AM
Quit flashing all that underage pussy about, you'll get Semenjaw excited.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2023, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=497382 time=1681029042
Quit flashing all that underage pussy about, you'll get Semenjaw excited.


I'm sorry, under aged pussy flat doesn't get it. Ask Cadillac Culo. She must be pushing 60 by now. Anyhoo, sorry your dog bit your balls off. You didn't need them anyway.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2023, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=497382 time=1681029042
Quit flashing all that underage pussy about, you'll get Semenjaw excited.

Yes, it will. I am a creepy pedo besides being functionally retarded and obsessed with posters here.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Trump’s Niece on April 12, 2023, 04:18:22 PM
Quote from: Seamidget post_id=497540 time=1681326164
Quote from: Guest post_id=497382 time=1681029042
Quit flashing all that underage pussy about, you'll get Semenjaw excited.

Yes, it will. I am a creepy pedo besides being functionally retarded and obsessed with posters here.






 :roll:
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2023, 06:31:50 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=497548 time=1681330702 user_id=2845
Quote from: Seamidget post_id=497540 time=1681326164


Yes, it will. I am a creepy pedo besides being functionally retarded and obsessed with posters here.






 :roll:


Can someone go over to BF. CADILLAC Culo is getting her double wide handed to her.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Lokmar on April 12, 2023, 07:21:44 PM
I dunno WTF that means but BF is a lil bitch. Lucky for him he's an adult tho or you'd child molest the fuck outta him.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Herman on April 13, 2023, 12:56:15 AM
Can someone state the obvious to the little man. Flea occupies too much space in his empty head.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 13, 2023, 08:27:29 AM
Quote from: Seamsjor post_id=497522 time=1681317210
[I'm sorry,

I would be too if I had a fucked up head like yours.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: DKG on April 13, 2023, 02:14:44 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=497597 time=1681388849
Quote from: Seamsjor post_id=497522 time=1681317210
[I'm sorry,

I would be too if I had a fucked up head like yours.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 13, 2023, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Seamidget post_id=497540 time=1681326164
Quote from: Guest post_id=497382 time=1681029042
Quit flashing all that underage pussy about, you'll get Semenjaw excited.

Yes, it will. I am a creepy pedo besides being functionally retarded and obsessed with posters here.


Are you stuck in a ghetto, or maybe the frozen tundra?  The morons that post here deserve getting something different. Like truth and reality. I do hope Herman makes it. Stumpy gets a new blow up doll. A new blade for Scouse to shave his nuts. Help for Cadillac Culo. Murdy is abusing that fat ass.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Anonymous on April 13, 2023, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=497576 time=1681361775 user_id=3396
Cana someone state the obvious to the little man. Flea occupies too much space in his empty head.


Listen to the old drunk, with a rent a bride, stuck in the frozen tundra?  Fleas are parasites Herman. FYI.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Herman on April 13, 2023, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=497548 time=1681330702 user_id=2845
Quote from: Seamidget post_id=497540 time=1681326164


Yes, it will. I am a creepy pedo besides being functionally retarded and obsessed with posters here.






 :roll:

Do any of Seamidget's many online enemies remember the incident that caused the little fella to be surgically attached to their ankes? I don't either. I doubt Seamoron can pinpoint any of them himself.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 14, 2023, 07:04:42 AM
I have 2 cats.  They have lots of fur.  For those who didn't know.
Title: Re: Hey Laidies, All This Could Be Yours
Post by: DKG on April 14, 2023, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=497679 time=1681470282 user_id=164
I have 2 cats.  They have lots of fur.  For those who didn't know.

Thanks Berry. I will sleep soundly from now on.