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Title: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 04, 2023, 03:13:56 PM
And there are no Ent Wives!!!  :laugh:



Im so damn picky too lol.



Plus every time I get interested in one, turns out they taken!



Happened recently. Met a gal, got interested enough, that I was gonna ask for a number. But I told myself to look for the ring finger first. Sure enough, there it was lol. Ugh.



Doesnt seem to be a shortage of fat ugly bitches out there though lol.



Im not giving up though!!!  ac_dance
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 04, 2023, 03:39:55 PM
You will die alone... The darkness will take you.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 04, 2023, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=499738 time=1683229195 user_id=136
You will die alone... The darkness will take you.


I KNEW I've been cursed!!! The ex said the same...... "you will die a lonely old Man!"  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Trump’s Niece on May 04, 2023, 03:53:34 PM
Lol @ fat ugly bitches. They're everywhere
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 04, 2023, 03:57:44 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=499741 time=1683230014 user_id=2845
Lol @ fat ugly bitches. They're everywhere


Yeah they are! With receding hairlines! lulz



Most these gals my age, also look like they could be my Mom lol.



Like, I finally made an appointment, for my foot. The Dr examining me, was younger than me, but looked older!



I hadnt been to the Dr in 5 years. None of these nurses had seen me before. But there was lots of them smiling at me, that felt good lol. I like making smiles  ac_dance
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: DKG on May 04, 2023, 09:22:29 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=499733 time=1683227636 user_id=2221
And there are no Ent Wives!!!  :laugh:



Im so damn picky too lol.



Plus every time I get interested in one, turns out they taken!



Happened recently. Met a gal, got interested enough, that I was gonna ask for a number. But I told myself to look for the ring finger first. Sure enough, there it was lol. Ugh.



Doesnt seem to be a shortage of fat ugly bitches out there though lol.



Im not giving up though!!!  ac_dance

Don't get discouraged. You will find your soulmate when the timing is perfect.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 05, 2023, 10:11:44 AM
Quote from: DKG post_id=499795 time=1683249749 user_id=3390
Quote from: Blazor post_id=499733 time=1683227636 user_id=2221
And there are no Ent Wives!!!  :laugh:



Im so damn picky too lol.



Plus every time I get interested in one, turns out they taken!



Happened recently. Met a gal, got interested enough, that I was gonna ask for a number. But I told myself to look for the ring finger first. Sure enough, there it was lol. Ugh.



Doesnt seem to be a shortage of fat ugly bitches out there though lol.



Im not giving up though!!!  ac_dance

Don't get discouraged. You will find your soulmate when the timing is perfect.


Right on brother!  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Oliver Clotheshoffe on May 05, 2023, 03:05:42 PM
Quick tip - If she's drinking Bud Lite, run!
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 05, 2023, 03:12:17 PM
A rainbow bag... Run.





Buy a wife from Moldova.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 05, 2023, 07:03:24 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=499869 time=1683313542 user_id=3349
Quick tip - If she's drinking Bud Lite, run!

 :MG_216:
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 08, 2023, 01:39:37 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=499869 time=1683313542 user_id=3349
Quick tip - If she's drinking Bud Lite, run!


 ac_toofunny





Was at a brewery Friday night. Started gettin' interested in one, quick peek at the hand.... RING!!! lol
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Melson Gibson on May 08, 2023, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=499733 time=1683227636 user_id=2221
Plus every time I get interested in one, turns out they taken!

At our age, all the good ones ARE taken!  We're often left with the dregs...



I've come to accept this, as I do not desire to be a step-father to three surly teenagers from three different daddies, that are not mine.



It can be a cold, lonely world living all alone.  But, I have found peace within myself.



I have accepted the fact that this is just how life is.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 08, 2023, 11:59:50 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=499741 time=1683230014 user_id=2845
Lol @ fat ugly bitches. They're everywhere


Lot of fat ugly men out there too.



Mel complains about single mama's abd their "baggage"... he seems to have forgotten that these women did not make these babies on their own...a male was involved.. and those males either don't hace custody of their children or don't participate in their lives...some of them have multiple baby mama's...I don't want any involvement with a dude who already has multiple children he doesn't help take care of has child custody battles.



You'd be surprised howany guys out there who are my age.. they have little kids, like 2,3,4 years old...fuck that shit...im not interested in being with anyone...but IF someone did come along...his kids need to be late teens (like mine) or adults already.  I love kids, but im too old to be hanging around 2 year olds...im done with that...its my time now...I want to enjoy it without having to listen to a screaming toddler.



All the guys who don't have kids are ugly as sin.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 02:23:41 AM
I am in my mid fifties. I am so glad I am not single. I had a lot of fun while single and even when I was married the first time. But, I do not miss the games.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Melson Gibson on May 09, 2023, 03:15:34 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500148 time=1683613421 user_id=3396
I am in my mid fifties. I am so glad I am not single. I had a lot of fun while single and even when I was married the first time. But, I do not miss the games.

A lot of it depends on personality also.  For instance, I'd have no issues with being locked up in solitary confinement in jail, while others would literally go insane.  Same with people...  Some cannot manage the struggle of being single for even a week, while others are fine alone for years.



It was (mostly) nice when I had the ex around though...  Life did have a little more 'purpose', if you will, when doing things with someone instead of doing everything alone.



My reno guy envies my lifestyle, as he is married with two small children.  That gets hectic for him at times.  But I have to remind him that it can get awfully lonely being alone all the time, and to be careful what he wishes for...  The grass isn't always greener.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 03:19:35 AM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500162 time=1683616534 user_id=3397
Quote from: Herman post_id=500148 time=1683613421 user_id=3396
I am in my mid fifties. I am so glad I am not single. I had a lot of fun while single and even when I was married the first time. But, I do not miss the games.

A lot of it depends on personality also.  For instance, I'd have no issues with being locked up in solitary confinement in jail, while others would literally go insane.  Same with people...  Some cannot manage the struggle of being single for even a week, while others are fine alone for years.



It was (mostly) nice when I had the ex around though...  Life did have a little more 'purpose', if you will, when doing things with someone instead of doing everything alone.



My reno guy envies my lifestyle, as he is married with two small children.  That gets hectic for him at times.  But I have to remind him that it can get awfully lonely being alone all the time, and to be careful what he wishes for...  The grass isn't always greener.

I was never very faithful. Even when I first hooked up with my current old lady, I was fucking around on her. I am older now and I haven't screwed around on her in years. Friends said I should have stayed single, but I eventually made it work. You have to find the right gal though.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Melson Gibson on May 09, 2023, 03:30:37 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500164 time=1683616775 user_id=3396
I was never very faithful. Even when I first hooked up with my current old lady, I was fucking around on her. I am older now and I haven't screwed around on her in years. Friends said I should have stayed single, but I eventually made it work. You have to find the right gal though.

That would be a deal-breaker for me.  If I caught any of my significant others fucking around, they'd be booted out the door so fucking fast that their head would spin.



You have a very patient wife.



But, as we all age, we all mellow.  Like my 65 year old plumber that I hired told me, "At this age, some things just don't work as well as they used to!"
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 03:33:34 AM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500165 time=1683617437 user_id=3397
Quote from: Herman post_id=500164 time=1683616775 user_id=3396
I was never very faithful. Even when I first hooked up with my current old lady, I was fucking around on her. I am older now and I haven't screwed around on her in years. Friends said I should have stayed single, but I eventually made it work. You have to find the right gal though.

That would be a deal-breaker for me.  If I caught any of my significant others fucking around, they'd be booted out the door so fucking fast that their head would spin.



You have a very patient wife.



But, as we all age, we all mellow.  Like my 65 year old plumber that I hired told me, "At this age, some things just don't work as well as they used to!"

What the old lady doesn't know will not hurt me right.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Frood on May 09, 2023, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=500144 time=1683604790 user_id=164
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=499741 time=1683230014 user_id=2845
Lol @ fat ugly bitches. They're everywhere


Lot of fat ugly men out there too.



Mel complains about single mama's abd their "baggage"... he seems to have forgotten that these women did not make these babies on their own...a male was involved.. and those males either don't hace custody of their children or don't participate in their lives...some of them have multiple baby mama's...I don't want any involvement with a dude who already has multiple children he doesn't help take care of has child custody battles.



You'd be surprised howany guys out there who are my age.. they have little kids, like 2,3,4 years old...fuck that shit...im not interested in being with anyone...but IF someone did come along...his kids need to be late teens (like mine) or adults already.  I love kids, but im too old to be hanging around 2 year olds...im done with that...its my time now...I want to enjoy it without having to listen to a screaming toddler.



All the guys who don't have kids are ugly as sin.


I was 37 when my daughter was born and her mum was 44. I was like "Noooooooooo.... I'm still young! I still have dreams that are attainable at this point!" but the look on my wife's face quickly shut that down. We only had one 16 years earlier and wifey wasn't taking no for an answer this time... but



You're never too old for a pint sized new soul in your life.



It ain't a speed bump but a blessing.... whether it's biologically yours or not.



When or if you ever get out of the Me-Me-Me phase in your life, you'll regret not having more kids or meeting a nice guy with already born ones.



I rose above my ambitions and impending sense of non-fun incoming to realize that our daughter was the greatest thing we've ever shared and continue to share.



Bright as a bulb, wicked sense of humour, loving to those who deserve it, gorgeous but doesn't know it and won't stand to know it....



And she's fun to boot!



She was trying to eat raw oysters with me when she was 3. Last birthday we got her what she really wanted..... a semi-professional dirt track RC car which she used to chase her new kitten around the yard. And the 1 or 2 metre canvas bills are sizeable but what she conjures up on them is mind blowing.



But if she wasn't biologically mine, I'd be all in anyway....



So pull your thumb out of your arse and meet any nice guy with kids who doesn't treat people like shit.



My grandpa wasn't my biological grandfather. He married my grandmother in 1946. Family is family.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Melson Gibson on May 09, 2023, 03:50:35 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500167 time=1683617614 user_id=3396
What the old lady doesn't know will not hurt me right.

Well, you still have to live with yourself though.  I'm an 'accountable' type person, where I will own every mistake that I make, even if it hurts me.  Others try to Shyster their way through life.



Who do you wanna be?
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 09, 2023, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500136 time=1683589444 user_id=3397
Quote from: Blazor post_id=499733 time=1683227636 user_id=2221
Plus every time I get interested in one, turns out they taken!

At our age, all the good ones ARE taken!  We're often left with the dregs...



I've come to accept this, as I do not desire to be a step-father to three surly teenagers from three different daddies, that are not mine.



It can be a cold, lonely world living all alone.  But, I have found peace within myself.



I have accepted the fact that this is just how life is.


Seems so! lol



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Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 09, 2023, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=500144 time=1683604790 user_id=164
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=499741 time=1683230014 user_id=2845
Lol @ fat ugly bitches. They're everywhere


Lot of fat ugly men out there too.



Mel complains about single mama's abd their "baggage"... he seems to have forgotten that these women did not make these babies on their own...a male was involved.. and those males either don't hace custody of their children or don't participate in their lives...some of them have multiple baby mama's...I don't want any involvement with a dude who already has multiple children he doesn't help take care of has child custody battles.



You'd be surprised howany guys out there who are my age.. they have little kids, like 2,3,4 years old...fuck that shit...im not interested in being with anyone...but IF someone did come along...his kids need to be late teens (like mine) or adults already.  I love kids, but im too old to be hanging around 2 year olds...im done with that...its my time now...I want to enjoy it without having to listen to a screaming toddler.



All the guys who don't have kids are ugly as sin.


Hello Berry!



Im handsome/cute, and my son is 24 and moved out lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 09, 2023, 01:55:08 PM
Was funny, I was talking to my friend's wife over the weekend, she was asking me questions. She was surprised I had a son lol. Then she asked his age, I made her guess, and I kept thumbing up like "go higher" lol. She was SHOOK when I said he was 24 lol, her jaw dropped. So of course she had to know my age lol. She couldnt believe I was 46 lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 09, 2023, 01:59:38 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500200 time=1683654612 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=500144 time=1683604790 user_id=164




Lot of fat ugly men out there too.



Mel complains about single mama's abd their "baggage"... he seems to have forgotten that these women did not make these babies on their own...a male was involved.. and those males either don't hace custody of their children or don't participate in their lives...some of them have multiple baby mama's...I don't want any involvement with a dude who already has multiple children he doesn't help take care of has child custody battles.



You'd be surprised howany guys out there who are my age.. they have little kids, like 2,3,4 years old...fuck that shit...im not interested in being with anyone...but IF someone did come along...his kids need to be late teens (like mine) or adults already.  I love kids, but im too old to be hanging around 2 year olds...im done with that...its my time now...I want to enjoy it without having to listen to a screaming toddler.



All the guys who don't have kids are ugly as sin.


Hello Berry!



Im handsome/cute, and my son is 24 and moved out lol.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 09, 2023, 02:21:32 PM
My cousin is about the same age as Blazor...



His wifey is in her 20´s.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 06:15:45 PM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500175 time=1683618635 user_id=3397
Quote from: Herman post_id=500167 time=1683617614 user_id=3396
What the old lady doesn't know will not hurt me right.

Well, you still have to live with yourself though.  I'm an 'accountable' type person, where I will own every mistake that I make, even if it hurts me.  Others try to Shyster their way through life.



Who do you wanna be?

I don't do that anymore. I had my fun.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 08:54:22 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500210 time=1683656492 user_id=136
My cousin is about the same age as Blazor...



His wifey is in her 20´s.

My old lady is eleven and a half years younger than me. That aint no biggie.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 09, 2023, 09:21:52 PM
Here is one for ya Blazor. Aint she a dime piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGE_hF1zlRY
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 11, 2023, 11:26:41 AM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500210 time=1683656492 user_id=136
My cousin is about the same age as Blazor...



His wifey is in her 20´s.


 :thumbup:



I was dancin' with a hippy chick last night. She loved my energy. Thought I was 28  :laugh:



She a fiddler that has come to my jam a few times. She asked me if I wanted to go check out a band with her after the jam, and so away I went lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 11, 2023, 11:27:41 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500234 time=1683680062 user_id=3396
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500210 time=1683656492 user_id=136
My cousin is about the same age as Blazor...



His wifey is in her 20´s.

My old lady is eleven and a half years younger than me. That aint no biggie.


My last gal was 15 years younger than me lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 11, 2023, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500235 time=1683681712 user_id=3396
Here is one for ya Blazor. Aint she a dime piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGE_hF1zlRY


Dimes are small coins, she looks to be a silver dollar  :laugh:



Face is "ok", and her waist is small, but there is too much junk in that trunk and on her chest for me lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 11, 2023, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500354 time=1683818861 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=500234 time=1683680062 user_id=3396


My old lady is eleven and a half years younger than me. That aint no biggie.


My last gal was 15 years younger than me lol.

I didn't think there was that much of an age difference. She seemed immature the way you talked about her. Most white women don't have their heads screwed on just right anyway.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 11, 2023, 02:25:32 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500357 time=1683824893 user_id=3389
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500354 time=1683818861 user_id=2221




My last gal was 15 years younger than me lol.

I didn't think there was that much of an age difference. She seemed immature the way you talked about her. Most white women don't have their heads screwed on just right anyway.


Yeah I was 37, and she was 22 when we met  :laugh:



Well she was a Yankee, so that explains a lot  :laugh:



We had the whole "havin' kids" conversation early on. I was up for it, but she wasnt ready yet at the time. Then time went by, and she suddenly wanted kids lol...... right when the pandemic kicked off! Said her body clock was tickin'. I was NOT up for more kids when the pandemic kicked off, seemed like a dangerous time to do so. But that was why we broke up. She married now!



The MAIN thing that drove me crazy, was her being late for EVERYTHING by 2 hours!
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 11, 2023, 03:09:15 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500361 time=1683829532 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500357 time=1683824893 user_id=3389


I didn't think there was that much of an age difference. She seemed immature the way you talked about her. Most white women don't have their heads screwed on just right anyway.


Yeah I was 37, and she was 22 when we met  :laugh:



Well she was a Yankee, so that explains a lot  :laugh:



We had the whole "havin' kids" conversation early on. I was up for it, but she wasnt ready yet at the time. Then time went by, and she suddenly wanted kids lol...... right when the pandemic kicked off! Said her body clock was tickin'. I was NOT up for more kids when the pandemic kicked off, seemed like a dangerous time to do so. But that was why we broke up. She married now!



The MAIN thing that drove me crazy, was her being late for EVERYTHING by 2 hours!

I think the relationship ending was for the best. Her marriage will prolly end in divorce. She seems like an airhead. Most white women are airheads.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2023, 05:13:43 PM
The 2 hour waiting thing is universal.



You are always late.





And preparing to go on a trip takes half a day.







If you tell her to move faster, she uses the opportunity to make a stand against patriarchal tyranny.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 11, 2023, 05:16:00 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500371 time=1683839623 user_id=136
The 2 hour waiting thing is universal.



You are always late.





And preparing to go on a trip takes half a day.







If you tell her to move faster, she uses the opportunity to make a stand against patriarchal tyranny.

No, it's not universal.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2023, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500373 time=1683839760 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500371 time=1683839623 user_id=136
The 2 hour waiting thing is universal.



You are always late.





And preparing to go on a trip takes half a day.







If you tell her to move faster, she uses the opportunity to make a stand against patriarchal tyranny.

No, it's not universal.


Be honest.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 11, 2023, 10:02:01 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500378 time=1683840631 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500373 time=1683839760 user_id=3389


No, it's not universal.


Be honest.  ac_biggrin

Honestly, it sounds like white chicks are high maintenance.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 12:02:27 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500355 time=1683818955 user_id=2221


Dimes are small coins, she looks to be a silver dollar  :laugh:



Face is "ok", and her waist is small, but there is too much junk in that trunk and on her chest for me lol.

Another one of Herman's coloured gals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gIPHZKpWg
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 12:03:44 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500354 time=1683818861 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=500234 time=1683680062 user_id=3396


My old lady is eleven and a half years younger than me. That aint no biggie.


My last gal was 15 years younger than me lol.

Depending on the gal, it aint a problem.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500362 time=1683832155 user_id=3389
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500361 time=1683829532 user_id=2221




Yeah I was 37, and she was 22 when we met  :laugh:



Well she was a Yankee, so that explains a lot  :laugh:



We had the whole "havin' kids" conversation early on. I was up for it, but she wasnt ready yet at the time. Then time went by, and she suddenly wanted kids lol...... right when the pandemic kicked off! Said her body clock was tickin'. I was NOT up for more kids when the pandemic kicked off, seemed like a dangerous time to do so. But that was why we broke up. She married now!



The MAIN thing that drove me crazy, was her being late for EVERYTHING by 2 hours!

I think the relationship ending was for the best. Her marriage will prolly end in divorce. She seems like an airhead. Most white women are airheads.


I feel it was for the best. We ended it mutually.



Well, besides being a Yankee, she did study "Liberal" Arts. I should of saw all the warning flags  :laugh:



I wont make that mistake again!
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 11:07:12 AM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500371 time=1683839623 user_id=136
The 2 hour waiting thing is universal.



You are always late.





And preparing to go on a trip takes half a day.







If you tell her to move faster, she uses the opportunity to make a stand against patriarchal tyranny.


Hahaha, no I could never rush her, it made it worse lol. Thus, I felt defeated a lot of times.



Planning was impossible! Like if I planned for a romantic date at the tea shop or something, we would barely make it there before it closed. A lot of times, I'd be waiting and waiting, and then when she got ready finally, I'd be like "welp, its too late now, we'll have to plan something else", and then she would get mad at ME! Its like what the fuck, I been ready for 2 hours! hahaha, aint my fault! Or like a hiking trip. One must plan a certain amount of time, so that you're not coming off the trail in the dark. So then I'd have to cancel trail plans, and be like "well we can hike this half mile trail thats jus down the road, thats all we got time for now" lol. She would get so mad lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500373 time=1683839760 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500371 time=1683839623 user_id=136
The 2 hour waiting thing is universal.



You are always late.





And preparing to go on a trip takes half a day.







If you tell her to move faster, she uses the opportunity to make a stand against patriarchal tyranny.

No, it's not universal.


Asians are known for being punctual, and pretty  ac_dance
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 11:27:06 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500388 time=1683864147 user_id=3396
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500355 time=1683818955 user_id=2221


Dimes are small coins, she looks to be a silver dollar  :laugh:



Face is "ok", and her waist is small, but there is too much junk in that trunk and on her chest for me lol.

Another one of Herman's coloured gals.




No thank you lol, you do you though lol.



I like 'em smaller......



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I also think Candace Owens is pretty.



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Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 11:30:03 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500389 time=1683864224 user_id=3396
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500354 time=1683818861 user_id=2221




My last gal was 15 years younger than me lol.

Depending on the gal, it aint a problem.


Oh I know! Age is simply a number. Hell I'll even take an older gal if she can keep up with me  ac_dance



My great great great grandad, born in 1792, didnt start having kids til he was in his mid 50's! Had nearly 10 kids til he was in his mid 70's!!! He must of had a young Lady  :laugh:
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 12, 2023, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500419 time=1683903638 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500362 time=1683832155 user_id=3389


I think the relationship ending was for the best. Her marriage will prolly end in divorce. She seems like an airhead. Most white women are airheads.


I feel it was for the best. We ended it mutually.



Well, besides being a Yankee, she did study "Liberal" Arts. I should of saw all the warning flags  :laugh:



I wont make that mistake again!

An immature white libtard arts major. :beurk:
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 12, 2023, 02:43:04 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500421 time=1683904109 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500373 time=1683839760 user_id=3389


No, it's not universal.


Asians are known for being punctual, and pretty  ac_dance

Depends on the Asians. It's a huge continent with more than one race and many ethnicities. It's a lot more diverse than Europe.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 12, 2023, 04:05:53 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500383 time=1683856921 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500378 time=1683840631 user_id=136




Be honest.  ac_biggrin

Honestly, it sounds like white chicks are high maintenance.


And you aint high maintenance?  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 12, 2023, 06:45:24 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500433 time=1683921953 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500383 time=1683856921 user_id=3389


Honestly, it sounds like white chicks are high maintenance.


And you aint high maintenance?  ac_biggrin

Certainly not.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500422 time=1683905226 user_id=2221
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No thank you lol, you do you though lol.



I like 'em smaller......



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The second one is the bomb. And she loves White boys. I wonder if she likes dirty old men.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500427 time=1683916842 user_id=3389
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500419 time=1683903638 user_id=2221




I feel it was for the best. We ended it mutually.



Well, besides being a Yankee, she did study "Liberal" Arts. I should of saw all the warning flags  :laugh:



I wont make that mistake again!

An immature white libtard arts major. :beurk:


She wasnt an extreme lib though lol, I was trying to save her lol. Took her 4wheelin' and stuff hahaha.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500428 time=1683916984 user_id=3389
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500421 time=1683904109 user_id=2221




Asians are known for being punctual, and pretty  ac_dance

Depends on the Asians. It's a huge continent with more than one race and many ethnicities. It's a lot more diverse than Europe.


That sounds pretty diverse lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 12, 2023, 08:22:39 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=500449 time=1683935927 user_id=3396


The second one is the bomb. And she loves White boys. I wonder if she likes dirty old men.


Lol I agree. And it was a way of me showing that I can accept a lil meat in the right area, but not an extreme amount. Those 2 were the hottest ones I seen when I did a search for petite Black Woman. Most were NOT petite though lol.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500456 time=1683937359 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=500449 time=1683935927 user_id=3396


The second one is the bomb. And she loves White boys. I wonder if she likes dirty old men.


Lol I agree. And it was a way of me showing that I can accept a lil meat in the right area, but not an extreme amount. Those 2 were the hottest ones I seen when I did a search for petite Black Woman. Most were NOT petite though lol.

I like my protein. I like a little more meat on my coloured gals.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 10:06:52 PM
Blazor, tell me this coloured gal wouldn't make you turn your head when she wiggled by you.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LeDv-6YHg0A
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 12, 2023, 10:11:52 PM
This Ghanian gal is fine as hell too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHajEa1owzQ
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 13, 2023, 09:35:43 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500454 time=1683937218 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500427 time=1683916842 user_id=3389


An immature white libtard arts major. :beurk:


She wasnt an extreme lib though lol, I was trying to save her lol. Took her 4wheelin' and stuff hahaha.

Some whites are salvageable.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 13, 2023, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500439 time=1683931524 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500433 time=1683921953 user_id=136




And you aint high maintenance?  ac_biggrin

Certainly not.


You look high maintenance...  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 13, 2023, 06:53:55 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500545 time=1684006837 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500439 time=1683931524 user_id=3389


Certainly not.


You look high maintenance...  ac_biggrin

I'm 38 and still have a sexy body. ac_sothere
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 14, 2023, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500570 time=1684018435 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500545 time=1684006837 user_id=136




You look high maintenance...  ac_biggrin

I'm 38 and still have a sexy body. ac_sothere


Thats why invited you to sauna.





I´ll sit in the dark corner and you sit next to the window.





The sunlight will hit your shiny body just right.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Shen Li on May 15, 2023, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500697 time=1684076030 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500570 time=1684018435 user_id=3389


I'm 38 and still have a sexy body. ac_sothere


Thats why invited you to sauna.





I´ll sit in the dark corner and you sit next to the window.





The sunlight will hit your shiny body just right.

I haven't been in a sauna in a long time. There isn't that many in my city.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 15, 2023, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=500805 time=1684161267 user_id=3389
Quote from: Odinson post_id=500697 time=1684076030 user_id=136




Thats why invited you to sauna.





I´ll sit in the dark corner and you sit next to the window.





The sunlight will hit your shiny body just right.

I haven't been in a sauna in a long time. There isn't that many in my city.




I cant be without it.



Taking a shower just aint as refreshing.





If I asked you to take a shower with me, you would immediately think I'm up to no good and run off.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Blazor on May 15, 2023, 07:15:46 PM
Dont know where else to park this, just gonna leave it here  :laugh:



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Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Herman on May 15, 2023, 09:41:24 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=500835 time=1684192546 user_id=2221
Dont know where else to park this, just gonna leave it here  :laugh:



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I saw this one. It is pretty good.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 17, 2023, 01:16:25 PM
Very clever.
Title: Re: Starting to feel like Treebeard
Post by: Odinson on May 24, 2023, 02:46:46 PM
The pros of having a feminist girlfriend/wife.



She will do all the hard chores while trying to prove something.





You just kick back and be pretty... Like women have always done.





She will insist on paying for everybodys dinner.





And she is a real slut in the bedroom because its empowering... Men have always tried to stop women from being slutty.