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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Trump’s Niece on May 23, 2023, 02:49:03 AM

Title: FUCK
Post by: Trump’s Niece on May 23, 2023, 02:49:03 AM
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on May 23, 2023, 02:52:07 AM
Now you know what good pot smells like.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Trump’s Niece on May 23, 2023, 02:56:55 AM
I can't even park my car in the garage. I hate skunks
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 03:01:05 AM
Wash your car with stewed tomatoes.....
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Trump’s Niece on May 23, 2023, 03:05:34 AM
I'm never gonna hear the end of this one
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 03:19:46 AM
Pepe Le Flea?  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 04:04:08 AM
Ewww.... the thread skunk is here to spray it's rather stupid smelling youtube clips...
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 04:23:00 AM
You need a padded room, Weebs.



Seriously.... your mind is cooked. :(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: caskur on May 23, 2023, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker




I am sure it means good luck.... go buy a lotto ticket.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 06:23:18 AM
Quote from: caskur post_id=501457 time=1684831905 user_id=2156
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker




I am sure it means good luck.... go buy a lotto ticket.


Hitting a skunk, getting yourself or your dog sprayed by a skunk has never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER been associated with a lucky lottery ticket before.



There's a first for everything, but a skunk spray is on the end of the list of firsts for everything regarding lady luck.



It's like a big cosmic fuck you administered nasally and lasts for many days...



The same stank (artificially/chemically based) is added to the LPG supply in order to let people know if there is a leak... but it pales in comparison for what a small stinky mammal can muster up in one concentrated squirt from its glans when in danger or trauma.



I really hope you visit the US one day, so you'll understand.



You've currently got nothing to compare it to...



Skunks are not lucky lottery ticket muses...
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: caskur on May 23, 2023, 06:50:21 AM
Well, there is always a first time... for everything....lol
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 07:06:58 AM
:laugh:



You'd probably be the person that accidentally tripped in the American woods and faceplanted on a skunk sunning his chemi balls... then you bought a billion sweeps lotto ticket immediately after, won, but nobody wanted to hand you the big check in person... they'd Zoom it.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 07:32:38 AM
I only wish you can clutch your sanity from the abyss and stop acting like a monumental fuck-stick all of the time...



Seriously, dude.... find a Step program.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 23, 2023, 07:57:14 AM
^^^



I rest my case.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2023, 09:32:03 AM
Message to Putin:
Quote from: weebles post_id=501479 time=1684848209 user_id=2191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWgjbdEvpw8
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: DKG on May 23, 2023, 09:35:32 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker

Like raccoons, there are more of them in cities than in forests. A lot of dogs have made the mistake of attacking them.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: It's Poppy on May 23, 2023, 09:47:20 AM
Why are all these youtube spam allowed to mess up threads?
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Blazor on May 23, 2023, 09:56:59 AM
Quote from: Aylana post_id=501492 time=1684849640 user_id=3385
Why are all these youtube spam allowed to mess up threads?


Hes showing his support for Globohomo.



The shit slows down this work computer BAD too.



Weebles has become Oscar from VF.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on May 23, 2023, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=501497 time=1684850219 user_id=2221
Quote from: Aylana post_id=501492 time=1684849640 user_id=3385
Why are all these youtube spam allowed to mess up threads?


Hes showing his support for Globohomo.


Weebs IS homo.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: weebles on May 23, 2023, 02:06:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfTMNwcKn1c
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on May 23, 2023, 02:15:15 PM
... and there he goes, slamming his cock in the proverbial car door again. Well it's not as if he can take his YouTurd AIDS with him, both Saint Peter and Satan would ban his ass at the gate as soon as look at him.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: formosan on May 23, 2023, 04:01:25 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker

Even though skunks are small, running over one would damage my Nissan car.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Herman on May 23, 2023, 05:37:57 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=501440 time=1684824543 user_id=2845
I fucking hit a skunk right now. Shit shit shit







My poor car. Of all the damn animals to run in the street. Stinky fucker

As Nelson Muntz would say, ha ha.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2023, 05:57:53 PM
Its okay you can drop the BIG BOMB Erica... you ran over me your fiance in Canada YOU LAUGHED about it and LIKED in  Katy Perry voice. Not vengengeance just mad fucking all over Canada ONCE it fits your schedule and all
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 24, 2023, 09:40:40 PM
I remember hitting a baby skunk once too, managed to get rid of the smell by using a pressure washer at the coin wash.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Herman on May 24, 2023, 09:47:24 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501663 time=1684978840 user_id=61
I remember hitting a baby skunk once too, managed to get rid of the smell by using a pressure washer at the coin wash.

I would have driven to a car wash first before heading home.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 24, 2023, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=501667 time=1684979244 user_id=3396
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501663 time=1684978840 user_id=61
I remember hitting a baby skunk once too, managed to get rid of the smell by using a pressure washer at the coin wash.

I would have driven to a car wash first before heading home.


Yea, I had no choice, but those auto car wash didn't help much, I'm just surprise the coin wash did the trick with some soap and hardcore rinsing.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Herman on May 24, 2023, 09:58:19 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501671 time=1684979658 user_id=61
Quote from: Herman post_id=501667 time=1684979244 user_id=3396


I would have driven to a car wash first before heading home.


Yea, I had no choice, but those auto car wash didn't help much, I'm just surprise the coin wash did the trick with some soap and hardcore rinsing.

You would have to wash it really good.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 24, 2023, 10:07:12 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=501673 time=1684979899 user_id=3396
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501671 time=1684979658 user_id=61




Yea, I had no choice, but those auto car wash didn't help much, I'm just surprise the coin wash did the trick with some soap and hardcore rinsing.

You would have to wash it really good.


I had to spray underneath my car at every angle I can find, I believe the trick was to simply spray it within less a feet to blast off the smell.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Herman on May 24, 2023, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501674 time=1684980432 user_id=61
Quote from: Herman post_id=501673 time=1684979899 user_id=3396


You would have to wash it really good.


I had to spray underneath my car at every angle I can find, I believe the trick was to simply spray it within less a feet to blast off the smell.

And keep the wand on the same spot for a few mintures. We don't have as many skunks like you do down East. Coyotes, deer and badgers are the critters we hit the most.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 24, 2023, 10:15:43 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=501676 time=1684980661 user_id=3396
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501674 time=1684980432 user_id=61




I had to spray underneath my car at every angle I can find, I believe the trick was to simply spray it within less a feet to blast off the smell.

And keep the wand on the same spot for a few mintures. We don't have as many skunks like you do down East. Coyotes, deer and badgers are the critters we hit the most.


I guess I was pretty lucky it was only a baby skunk, but then I rather run over a skunk than than a deer or some giant wildlife.  ac_unsure
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 25, 2023, 02:36:28 AM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501677 time=1684980943 user_id=61
Quote from: Herman post_id=501676 time=1684980661 user_id=3396


And keep the wand on the same spot for a few mintures. We don't have as many skunks like you do down East. Coyotes, deer and badgers are the critters we hit the most.


I guess I was pretty lucky it was only a baby skunk, but then I rather run over a skunk than than a deer or some giant wildlife.  ac_unsure


A skunk is a skunk is a skunk.



Bigger mammals could damage your vehicle but you can't eat a skunk after it's been discharged....
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 25, 2023, 10:44:57 AM
Quote from: Frood post_id=501689 time=1684996588 user_id=1676
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501677 time=1684980943 user_id=61




I guess I was pretty lucky it was only a baby skunk, but then I rather run over a skunk than than a deer or some giant wildlife.  ac_unsure


A skunk is a skunk is a skunk.



Bigger mammals could damage your vehicle but you can't eat a skunk after it's been discharged....


You might not be against hunting, but at least you never let things go to waste, which is something I pretty much have my respects for.  ac_cool
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Frood on May 25, 2023, 12:40:47 PM
:t1929:
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501724 time=1685025897 user_id=61
Quote from: Frood post_id=501689 time=1684996588 user_id=1676




A skunk is a skunk is a skunk.



Bigger mammals could damage your vehicle but you can't eat a skunk after it's been discharged....


You might not be against hunting, but at least you never let things go to waste, which is something I pretty much have my respects for.  ac_cool


We had 3-4 roadkill in our freezer for every 3-6 shot deer.



If we hit it, we had to as teens abandon our party plans and gut/skin it before we could leave again..Mvy uncle Dave was stringent on that aspect. He'd come out but we had to do the dirty work.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Zetsu on May 28, 2023, 02:38:50 PM
Quote from: Frood post_id=501734 time=1685032847 user_id=1676
:t1929:
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501724 time=1685025897 user_id=61




You might not be against hunting, but at least you never let things go to waste, which is something I pretty much have my respects for.  ac_cool


We had 3-4 roadkill in our freezer for every 3-6 shot deer.



If we hit it, we had to as teens abandon our party plans and gut/skin it before we could leave again..Mvy uncle Dave was stringent on that aspect. He'd come out but we had to do the dirty work.


Man that's something easier said than done for me, I'm glad I only hit a skunk and nothing else.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Herman on May 28, 2023, 07:09:00 PM
Quote from: Frood post_id=501689 time=1684996588 user_id=1676
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=501677 time=1684980943 user_id=61




I guess I was pretty lucky it was only a baby skunk, but then I rather run over a skunk than than a deer or some giant wildlife.  ac_unsure


A skunk is a skunk is a skunk.



Bigger mammals could damage your vehicle but you can't eat a skunk after it's been discharged....

You got to get work fast with roadkill. The last roadkill I consumed was a ringneck pheasant that ran under my truck while I was in South East Alberta. It was tasty.