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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 19, 2014, 10:59:17 PM

Title: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2014, 10:59:17 PM
Fuck you Alberta sheriffs.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/g%20...%20oticon.gif%22%3Ehttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: RW on May 19, 2014, 11:40:21 PM
I just got out of a $196 speeding ticket on Wednesday (120km in a 90km zone) haha



SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2014, 02:52:43 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I just got out of a $196 speeding ticket on Wednesday (120km in a 90km zone) haha



SUCKS TO BE YOU!

What did you do to get out the ticket? ;)
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: RW on May 20, 2014, 03:15:28 AM
I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Obvious Li on May 20, 2014, 04:18:32 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Fuck you Alberta sheriffs.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/g%20...%20oticon.gif%22%3Ehttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)




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Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Gary Oak on May 20, 2014, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

You must have recommended the epic illustrious novel Tartan Dragon. If I was a cop and someone tipped me about this masterpiece, I too would overlook the ticket.
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2014, 02:41:28 AM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

You must have recommended the epic illustrious novel Tartan Dragon. If I was a cop and someone tipped me about this masterpiece, I too would overlook the ticket.

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Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Renee on May 21, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha


Birthday eh??? Did he sing for you when you gave him the hummer?  :lol:
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: RW on May 21, 2014, 10:16:14 AM
ROFL!



Actually he didn't.  Should I complain that I didn't get the full birthday package?
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Renee on May 21, 2014, 10:38:54 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"ROFL!



Actually he didn't.  Should I complain that I didn't get the full birthday package?


Well I guess you didn't do it right. Gotta watch those teeth, girlfriend.  :lol:



Was that too crude for this place?
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: RW on May 21, 2014, 11:23:22 AM
Not in my opinion hahahaha
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Big Wave Dave on May 21, 2014, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

And he was desperate.
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: RW on May 21, 2014, 05:23:34 PM
Desperate for what?  



To give someone a break?
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Chickenfeets on May 28, 2014, 10:53:36 AM
Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2014, 12:12:42 PM
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)

Oh bullshit Blurt. It was a long weekend and the Alberta Sheriffs have a quota to meet. The speed I was driving at did not risk the safety of anyone.
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Renee on May 28, 2014, 12:24:36 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)

Oh bullshit Blurt. It was a long weekend and the Alberta Sheriffs have a quota to meet. The speed I was driving at did not risk the safety of anyone.


Hey Shen don't lie. You're Asian, every time to get behind the wheel you risk the safety of others.   :o   :lol:
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2014, 12:28:39 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)

Oh bullshit Blurt. It was a long weekend and the Alberta Sheriffs have a quota to meet. The speed I was driving at did not risk the safety of anyone.


Hey Shen don't lie. You're Asian, every time to get behind the wheel you risk the safety of others.   :o   :lol:

Yep!!

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Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Frost on May 30, 2014, 05:16:11 PM
:lol:  Cute.

I wonder why Asians have the stereotype about driving, they drive like crazy from what I gather in many places.

In Korea they buzz around like they have no breaks, Indonesia, Philippines, and Malaysia from what I have seen they do also.  



I usually pay a lawyer to get my tickets tossed out anymore. It's a kick in the butt/wallet, but at least no points accessed on my license.

I took my car to the shop once after taking the speedometer cable loose, and got a note so a ticket was tossed out also  :oops: that one cost me only $45.

The prosecutor was mad because I didn't pay a lawyer to lie for me. It's all a scam really here.



I'm not out much anymore, and use cruise control a lot so I'm trying to be good, it's hard though with the idiot drivers out there.
Title: Re: I Got A Fucking Speeding Ticket
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2014, 01:37:01 PM
Quote from: "Blue":lol:  Cute.

I wonder why Asians have the stereotype about driving, they drive like crazy from what I gather in many places.

In Korea they buzz around like they have no breaks, Indonesia, Philippines, and Malaysia from what I have seen they do also.  



I usually pay a lawyer to get my tickets tossed out anymore. It's a kick in the butt/wallet, but at least no points accessed on my license.

I took my car to the shop once after taking the speedometer cable loose, and got a note so a ticket was tossed out also  :oops: that one cost me only $45.

The prosecutor was mad because I didn't pay a lawyer to lie for me. It's all a scam really here.



I'm not out much anymore, and use cruise control a lot so I'm trying to be good, it's hard though with the idiot drivers out there.

Malaysia not so much Frosty. They are as strict(almost) as Singapore.