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Title: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Biggie Smiles on July 27, 2023, 10:55:23 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtgRnY6MmW6/
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on July 28, 2023, 12:22:27 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 27, 2023, 10:55:23 PM
No Instagram post ID supplied.
Not funny. Sorry.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Frood on July 28, 2023, 02:24:06 AM
Nah... funny.

It's old school Aussie humour....
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: mel on July 28, 2023, 02:48:56 AM
Here's some subtle, older school, written humour that I enjoy:



The following joke, told around Southern California, exemplifies the true substance of ethnicity in humor, for it encompasses no less than four races and three religious groups.

Why is Sunday morning the best time to be on the Los Angeles Freeways?

The Catholics are in church.

The Protestants are still asleep.

The Jews are in Palm Springs.

The Indians are restricted to the reservation.

The Chinese are stuffing fortune cookies.

The Blacks are stealing hubcaps.

And the Mexicans can't get their cars started.


The most popular kind of ethnic joke is the putdown joke, which ridicules specific "character traits" of a particular group. The person telling the joke wants you to believe that these traits are true.

In analyzing the above joke, we see that certain ethnic group characteristics have been exaggerated for comedic purposes. Obviously, all Catholics are not in church, as all Protestants are not asleep, all Jews are not vacationing in Palm Springs, Indians are not restricted to the reservation, the Chinese don't stuff fortune cookies, most Blacks are decent law-abiding citizens, and not all Mexicans have cars.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on July 28, 2023, 08:18:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uBJnnCH.jpg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on July 28, 2023, 10:29:11 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on July 28, 2023, 08:18:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/uBJnnCH.jpg)
HA HA!!!
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Biggie Smiles on July 28, 2023, 10:44:12 PM
Quote from: Frood on July 28, 2023, 02:24:06 AM
Nah... funny.

It's old school Aussie humour....

I don't think the ladies are all that impressed with this joke in particuler

"what do you call the useless skin around the vagina ?   ans: "The woman"

I spit my fucking drink on that one
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Frood on July 29, 2023, 04:17:54 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 28, 2023, 10:44:12 PM
I don't think the ladies are all that impressed with this joke in particuler

"what do you call the useless skin around the vagina ?   ans: "The woman"

I spit my fucking drink on that one

It's a zinger...
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Apeman on July 29, 2023, 12:13:16 PM
I sucks lots n lots of cock
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on July 29, 2023, 05:29:21 PM
Quote from: Apeman on July 29, 2023, 12:13:16 PM
I sucks lots n lots of cock
No kidding.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on July 30, 2023, 01:23:30 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 28, 2023, 10:44:12 PM
I don't think the ladies are all that impressed with this joke in particuler

"what do you call the useless skin around the vagina ?   ans: "The woman"

I spit my fucking drink on that one
Thumb down to that one.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Frood on July 30, 2023, 04:40:09 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on July 30, 2023, 01:23:30 AM
Thumb down to that one.

Yet it's true.. :yeahhh:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 01, 2023, 09:22:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJOb9xHggS4
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 02, 2023, 11:55:55 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_02_08_23_11_53_58.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on August 03, 2023, 12:19:42 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 02, 2023, 11:55:55 PM
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Is that ever dark.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 05, 2023, 11:01:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/7zaph.jpeg)(//)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on August 05, 2023, 11:12:15 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 05, 2023, 11:01:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/7zaph.jpeg)(//)
A classic that is still funny today. :good:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on August 05, 2023, 11:24:50 AM
I just saw another one.

Justin and Sophie have officially separated. Now taking bets on how long it takes for Justin to come out of the closet.

Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 05, 2023, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: DKG on August 05, 2023, 11:24:50 AM
I just saw another one.

Justin and Sophie have officially separated. Now taking bets on how long it takes for Justin to come out of the closet.

I wish I could laugh about that, but I'm reminded of those "debunked" allegations of a few years ago that ended in a reported settlement of more than two and a half million dollars to a former West Point Grey Academy student.

It is possible his penis is simply not up to pleasing Sophie.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 11, 2023, 10:51:19 AM
What's big, bounces and makes little kids cry?




My donation check to the orphanage.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on August 11, 2023, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 11, 2023, 10:51:19 AM
What's big, bounces and makes little kids cry?




My donation check to the orphanage.
LOL
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 15, 2023, 12:57:57 AM
Too dark?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_15_08_23_12_54_34.png)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on August 15, 2023, 01:01:58 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 15, 2023, 12:57:57 AM
Too dark?

(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_15_08_23_12_54_34.png)
To white libtards. To normal people no.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 15, 2023, 10:50:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7C5WlDU.png)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Thiel on August 16, 2023, 10:59:09 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 15, 2023, 10:50:56 PM(https://i.imgur.com/7C5WlDU.png)
With the price of chicken these days, can you blame Foghorn.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 20, 2023, 04:51:59 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_20_08_23_4_50_47.png)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 22, 2023, 11:37:17 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_22_08_23_11_33_49.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on August 23, 2023, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 22, 2023, 11:37:17 PM(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_22_08_23_11_33_49.jpeg)
Keep em coming Oliver. :crampe:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 24, 2023, 10:52:33 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_24_08_23_10_50_49.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on August 26, 2023, 09:50:03 AM
Quote from: RAVEN on August 26, 2023, 09:38:05 AM(https://i.imgur.com/ainxUwd.jpg)
Major LOL!!
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 27, 2023, 10:34:35 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_27_08_23_10_33_31.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on August 31, 2023, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: RAVEN on August 31, 2023, 09:13:21 AM:'(

(https://i.imgur.com/wSphWgF.jpg)
:s_laugh:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 04, 2023, 08:18:35 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwwxMC4Lzuy/?igshid=NzZhOTFlYzFmZQ==
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Garraty_47 on September 10, 2023, 03:38:25 PM
Little Wendel fueled by gore
nailed the baby to the door
Mother said with humor quaint:
"Wendel dear- don't nick the paint."
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on September 10, 2023, 09:50:42 PM
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on September 10, 2023, 10:36:53 PM
Quote from: RAVEN on September 03, 2023, 05:19:26 PM(https://i.imgur.com/kohjoAC.jpg)
Look at that attention whore Murdock swimming in the nude.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Reggie Essent on September 12, 2023, 02:00:58 PM
Quote from: RAVEN on September 12, 2023, 10:53:37 AMlol

(https://i.imgur.com/zrIYEN0.jpg)

Bwa Hahahahahaha!  That's one of the memes that got me banned from the Tranny forum.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on September 12, 2023, 02:14:19 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 12, 2023, 02:00:58 PMBwa Hahahahahaha!  That's one of the memes that got me banned from the Tranny forum.
LOL!!
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on September 13, 2023, 07:41:00 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_13_09_23_7_36_29.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on September 15, 2023, 10:04:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/V9A8xn6.jpg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on September 15, 2023, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: RAVEN on September 15, 2023, 10:05:20 PM(https://i.imgur.com/6lQ1jJk.jpg)
Jesus H woman. Not that frickin dark.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on September 18, 2023, 11:34:50 AM
Vomit!!
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on September 18, 2023, 10:46:38 PM
Quote from: Raven on September 18, 2023, 12:32:56 PMYa didn't have to give me a "shut the fuck up" reaction..  Ya bastard  :crampe:
Next time kid. Next time.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on September 22, 2023, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: Raven on September 22, 2023, 09:53:36 AM(https://i.imgur.com/Khl3pUr.jpg)
Did you want to be a serial killer when you were a kid?
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Reggie Essent on September 22, 2023, 12:18:55 PM
No cat fights between my two favorite hot chicks unless a blow pool of green jello and bikinis are involved.












Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 22, 2023, 12:20:52 PM
word

let's focus on hating the two drooling whales at BF

that's always more fun
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 22, 2023, 12:25:08 PM
what happened?  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Lokmar on September 22, 2023, 12:26:01 PM
I dont ever pull out so I dont have accidents.  :good:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Reggie Essent on September 22, 2023, 12:26:53 PM
Quote from: Raven on September 22, 2023, 12:23:53 PMIs it NOT a dark humor thread??  Fuck me... I've already "triggered" 2 people already..  FUCK IT.. I just won't post in here anymore.. How's that?  Y'all kiss my ass ... 

Holy Smokes!  I gotta go post some music now.   :dontknow:   
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Shen Li on September 22, 2023, 12:27:48 PM
Quote from: Raven on September 22, 2023, 12:23:53 PMIs it NOT a dark humor thread??  Fuck me... I've already "triggered" 2 people already..  FUCK IT.. I just won't post in here anymore.. How's that?  Y'all kiss my ass ... 
Keep posting.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Lokmar on September 26, 2023, 02:57:48 PM
Quote from: Raven on September 26, 2023, 02:41:54 PM(https://i.imgur.com/JwD4gza.jpg)

THATS HAWT!  :crampe:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Dove on September 28, 2023, 05:19:04 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/GttC01jzyg4?si=3_qYHkQsTC6XZ_Yz

I definitely have this disorder.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on October 05, 2023, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 05, 2023, 01:38:02 PM(https://i.imgur.com/S5kCutw.jpg)
:crampe:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Garraty_47 on October 12, 2023, 06:28:39 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 12, 2023, 04:50:32 PM(https://i.ibb.co/7NQXZ1w/650b561cd698f.webp)

What makes it even funnier is knowing that's from a movie called "Teeth" and her gynecologist was unwittingly about to become an honorary dentist. With missing fingers.

lulz
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on October 12, 2023, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 12, 2023, 04:50:32 PM(https://i.ibb.co/7NQXZ1w/650b561cd698f.webp)
:crampe:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on October 16, 2023, 07:35:16 PM
(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_16_10_23_7_34_05.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Thiel on October 16, 2023, 07:46:55 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on October 16, 2023, 07:35:16 PM(https://thebluecashew.net/gallery/3421_16_10_23_7_34_05.jpeg)
Diabetes?
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Oliver the Second on October 16, 2023, 08:42:58 PM
Quote from: Thiel on October 16, 2023, 07:46:55 PMDiabetes?


(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F26tknCqiJrBQG6bxC%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6e3472b0d7004379dbf1f1ad2d3c1b1c3a45f2651711bcca0a6314aaedea429e&ipo=images)
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2023, 10:00:29 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxTpZ5Cy5tM/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 This is actually very valid life advice that I completely fucking agree with lol
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: DKG on October 21, 2023, 05:14:17 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 21, 2023, 02:25:45 PMlol
(https://i.imgur.com/VyVh6bN.jpg)
:crampe:
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Thiel on October 28, 2023, 01:06:14 AM
Quote from: Raven on October 28, 2023, 12:51:56 AM(https://i.imgur.com/sgaYVMU.png)
Kamala Harris has all of them beat.
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on October 28, 2023, 01:22:50 AM
Quote from: Thiel on October 28, 2023, 01:06:14 AMKamala Harris has all of them beat.
Kumlover Harris's signature tune might as well be "I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am"
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Frood on October 28, 2023, 01:30:13 AM
Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on October 28, 2023, 01:22:50 AMKumlover Harris's signature tune might as well be "I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am"

https://youtu.be/LyVuoS3cxKY
Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on October 28, 2023, 01:37:36 AM
The fuck was he smoking before he took the stage? Tell him to get back on stage with Tex for a reprise about gobbling axe wound!


Title: Re: Dark Humor Thread
Post by: Herman on October 28, 2023, 05:37:16 PM
Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on October 28, 2023, 01:22:50 AMKumlover Harris's signature tune might as well be "I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am"
Yep