THeBlueCashew

Sadie, the Cleaning Lady,

They are still apologising for that number 1 hit 5 decades on.

That really irks me and makes me angry.... how DARE they DENIGRATE that song.... can't cleaning ladies have an anthem of their own?,
.... shut the bloody truck up whingers... it is a great song, back then and up to this very day now.

And John stop apologising for singing it. TA.

B grade song though....


...not fit to play to spooked livestock on a cattle drive.

Quote from: caskur on August 06, 2023, 09:37:16 AM
Sadie, the Cleaning Lady,

They are still apologising for that number 1 hit 5 decades on.

That really irks me and makes me angry.... how DARE they DENIGRATE that song.... can't cleaning ladies have an anthem of their own?,
.... shut the bloody truck up whingers... it is a great song, back then and up to this very day now.

And John stop apologising for singing it. TA.

I don't know it.

Quote from: Frood on August 06, 2023, 10:12:49 AM
B grade song though....


...not fit to play to spooked livestock on a cattle drive.

Really, so you think the cleaning ladies of Australia don't deserve their own anthem eh?

Sadie, the Cleaning Lady knocked the Beatles off number one...

So much for you being able to recoggnise a hit when you hear one..

Quote from: DKG on August 06, 2023, 11:28:13 AM
I don't know it.

You ain't missing much, it's pretty cheesy.

Feel free to Google it if you're feeling particularly masochistic. Or hang around this thread some, I can tell Caskur is dying for any excuse to post it.

Any moment now...

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 01:17:30 AM
Really, so you think the cleaning ladies of Australia don't deserve their own anthem eh?

Sadie, the Cleaning Lady knocked the Beatles off number one...

So much for you being able to recoggnise a hit when you hear one..

When I first heard it, I was a mere hour into Australia for the first time and being driven down the road by my then fiancee as I peered out at all the box like 70's sedans on the road and blurted out "why is everyone driving 20 year old shit boxes?"... then Sadie came on the radio, my fiancee explained those were 80's cars and still worth a decent sum, and John Farnham was a teenage pop star that all the Aussie chicks wanted to bone with a strap-on dildo....except strap-on's weren't available to the public (Canberra was hoarding them) and blackened barbecue sausages were what they'd make due with at their bogan slumber parties where they'd paint each other's nails in mining effluent and baked Twisties wrappers.

:Doh2:

...I've never been the same since.

Quote from: Frood on August 07, 2023, 03:16:35 AM
When I first heard it, I was a mere hour into Australia for the first time and being driven down the road by my then fiancee as I peered out at all the box like 70's sedans on the road and blurted out "why is everyone driving 20 year old shit boxes?"... then Sadie came on the radio, my fiancee explained those were 80's cars and still worth a decent sum, and John Farnham was a teenage pop star that all the Aussie chicks wanted to bone with a strap-on dildo....except strap-on's weren't available to the public (Canberra was hoarding them) and blackened barbecue sausages were what they'd make due with at their bogan slumber parties where they'd paint each other's nails in mining effluent and baked Twisties wrappers.

:Doh2:

...I've never been the same since.

nahh, you could be back home watching jungle bunnies burn cities to the ground and watch transvestites sell inferior beer commercials on TV. Quick, you're missing out on new cultural reformation.

Jimmy Barnes himself used to run around humming  Sadie, the Cleaning Lady.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 07, 2023, 02:51:20 AM
You ain't missing much, it's pretty cheesy.

Feel free to Google it if you're feeling particularly masochistic. Or hang around this thread some, I can tell Caskur is dying for any excuse to post it.

Any moment now...

It isn't cheesy.  It's a fun song from the 60s celebrating cleaning ladies... not everything has to appeal only to grungy dullard men....wiping out 4/5 of the entire music listening world..

Your type has done more harm to music than should have been allowed.

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 03:43:07 AM
nahh, you could be back home watching jungle bunnies burn cities to the ground and watch transvestites sell inferior beer commercials on TV. Quick, you're missing out on new cultural reformation.

Jimmy Barnes himself used to run around humming  Sadie, the Cleaning Lady.

Yeah... ok.... but I'll need a burnt sausage sniffing dog ANYWHERE in your vicinity..

This village island has produced some greats but Lil Johnny Farnham isn't one of them.

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 03:56:27 AM

It isn't cheesy.  It a fun song from the 60s celebrating cleaning ladies... not everything has to appeal only to grungy dullard men....wiping out 4/5 of the entire music listening world..

It is cheesy, but I do agree with you that not everything has to appeal only to grungy dullard men. Tell that to the Triple M network though, see how far it gets you when you suggest they add your preferred Ghey Sebastians and Johnny Farnarkelings - they'll laugh you out of their offices and call you a crazy old biddie and you know it.

Triple M are shit, I think we can both agree. Oh, they had their moments... Uncle Doug, the D-Gen and so forth, but that's all been programmed out now. Lucky for old crusties like yourself there's still AM radio stations like 6iX which will program all the Johnny Fucknuckle the Golden Mouldies can stomach to keep them partying like it's 1969. Me? I have to dial in Rebel-FM because fuck knows there's precious little on your side of the rock that gets my boner past quarter mast these days.

I don't know what you're fucking worried about anyway. It's cheesy, but then so what? If it's sending tingles through your ancient minge, is that not enough? Slather that auditory smegma all over your loins and get your freak on girl... maybe put up a poster of that sellout mullet-sporting homonculus and fantasize it's really Cathy the Cleaning Lady he's singing, I dunno.

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 03:56:27 AMYour type has done more harm to music than should have been allowed.

Arguable, but at least it had feeling and never got done to death on lamestream media. And since we're on the topic of deserving working class schlubs being celebrated in song...

https://voca.ro/1DlUhHyQNnTk

...then "This Old House" surely deserves a mention, perhaps an occasional airing on your local PMSFM (or whatever it's branded itself as these days).

Quote from: Frood on August 07, 2023, 04:48:38 AM
Yeah... ok.... but I'll need a burnt sausage sniffing dog ANYWHERE in your vicinity..

This village island has produced some greats but Lil Johnny Farnham isn't one of them.

VILLAGE PEOPLE... Now that is cheezy GROUP. faggots dressed in the cheesiest clown outfits imaginable.

Next to Elvis, Tom Jones, Streisand, Karmahl ... John Farnham has the best vocals of all time... revered by his peers.   What have you got underling?

Let me guess...

Sweet FA.


Hush up,... you know nothing....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:d030:

Quote from: DKG on August 06, 2023, 11:28:13 AM
I don't know it.

JOHN FARNHAMS FIRST NUMBER 1 HIT.

YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS NUMBER 1 HIT... IT WAS A WORLD WIDE HIT.

https://youtu.be/6m2m_9Uijso


THIS ONE TOO.

https://youtu.be/J5kI3D5WHtY

And fuck the triple m j p k network...

I want my own network and it would be 10,000 times a better network than any other... that is a Fact!!!!


I neither like or dislike it... it came on radio when I was 7-8 years old and it is apart of Australian culture. John Farnham didn't really want to sing it but was pressured to do it. AND  because he did, disc jockeys would not play his music in the 70s despite him having Many other great number 1 hits. Disc jockeys are shitstains and think they are the arbiters of what people should listen too...

"Sadie (The Cleaning Lady)" was Australian pop singer Johnny Farnham's first solo single.[1] The novelty song was released in November 1967 and was No. 1 on the Go-Set National Singles Charts for five weeks in early 1968[2][3] (six weeks on the Australian charts in 1968 based on the Kent Music Report).[4] It was the largest-selling single in Australia by an Australian artist in the 1960s.[1][5] "Sadie" sold approximately 183,000 copies in Australia and was the highest-selling Australian single until "Up There Cazaly" was released in 1979.[6][7][8] It was also released in New Zealand, Denmark and Germany.[9] The B-side, "In My Room", was written by Farnham.[10] The A-side's label includes the acknowledgement "Vacuum cleaner solo: Mr. Jolly".[a]

He was also king of pop Germany...

In concert... standing room only...

https://youtu.be/E13jHKMnnVk

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 07:14:03 AM
VILLAGE PEOPLE... Now that is cheezy GROUP. faggots dressed in the cheesiest clown outfits imaginable.

Next to Elvis, Tom Jones, Streisand, Karmahl ... John Farnham has the best vocals of all time... revered by his peers.   What have you got underling?

Let me guess...

I've plenty, Ms Not-John-Farnham. See, in a head to head between you and I, I've actually performed on a number of releases and no, I'm not referring to the songflames that have appeared on various flameboards over the last two decades. Even if I were to limit myself to that trifle alone, I'd have you beat... by four or five albums worth of material in fact.

I've worked in the music industry, been released. Not just as a vocalist mind you, bass, and keyboard work on some releases and of course there is the thirty years or so of engineering and production credits, something only Scoundrel gets to stand toe to toe with me on. Some of it you've heard, a lot of it you haven't. I've even posted some of it, a fact you know full well in your previous efforts to undermine various associations that I've had that you were dimly aware of, but but you being stuck out in the boondocks and with no real connections of your own, it's perhaps not surprising that your scope on my activities are as limited as your *ahem* "musical appreciation".

Don't worry, I understand why you attempted to do so, it bugged you no end that you couldn't beat me on the boards and at the height of your fury some five years ago, your "left leaning tendencies" led you to presume that destroying my off-board activities was justified. You might have targeted someone who wasn't a card carrying member of the entertainment industry; its members are no strangers to crazed and spurned stalkers, so the efforts of you and those you managed to poison from your social clique were never destined to make more than barely a splash.

I confess to some amusement at your efforts in previous years, but there was also a fair whack of pity mixed in with it. You see, I've never hated anyone or anything, least of all you. I accept that you hate my guts with a passion I'll never know, I accept that my own efforts and those of others to convince you that it's unwarranted are things you'll dig your heels in against long after your friends have seen the sense in dropping it. Shit, here I am (much against my better judgement might I add) moderating a forum on a board you initially decamped to "because it was a Rowan-free zone", not that it stopped me from being the forefront in your attentions.

And you don't see me abusing my station to screw with your ability to post, far less your day to day affairs... do you?

Mind you, even if I were inclined, I doubt there's much I could do the eclipse what you have and are doing to yourself. You really should learn to be a little more relaxed about your interactions with the objects of your obsession.

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 07:14:03 AMHush up,... you know nothing....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or what? You'll fabricate some reason to badger the board owner about my presence? Call the internet police on me? Schmooze everyone you can in the hopes of updating your PII files and hand it to Reaper? None of it's worked, I'm still standing. Yeah yeah yeah. You wanted a more accomplished vocalist than the Warrandyte Wanker, I've just quoted Elton John at you. Can't say I'm his biggest fan mind you, though the bewigged fagmosexual has endured a career that makes your hero look like a rank amateur, at least in the metrics you seem to think are the only ones that matter (sales, units moved, cocaine riders, male groupies etc).

Shit, I even have a couple of his albums. Strangely enough, there's not a single song about cleaning staff to be had on any of them.

omg, I have never heard one note you have sung nor have I heard one song you  have  written but I take  exception  to  idiots who knock, UNJUSTLY I may add, their betters......And Farnham is definitely a better.


You are under some illusion I know you.... I don't know you.

 My Great Grandfather, Charles Haynes was secretary of the Railway Union and was given a state funeral... the WA Premier Collier and Labor Cabinet were his pall bearers... I am a unionist.

I have a left pedigree.... every single advantage today comes from left innovations.... right back to educating workers 1890s in Germany. There are no left or right parties anymore just one super giant wank fest.

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 08:40:33 AM
omg, I have never heard one note you have sung nor have I heard one song you  have  written

:s_laugh:

Well shit, does that mean I can now accuse you of talking out of your arse? I believe it does!

Tell me, you got any songwriting efforts and vocal performances of your own? I can honestly say, hand on heart that I've not heard any, so it's not as though I'm in a position to confidently do a head to head comparison. I guess I'm simply not as arrogant as you are, Missy.

Shit, can't even compare your efforts to my own. But I can (and have) compared Johnny "gargling on Molly's cock" Farnham to Elton's John and it's no surprise to anyone who was going to be the winner there. One does a song about a maid, the other about the maiden of America's Camelot (or should that be "Cumalot"), I dunno.... who had the wider spread, hummmm....

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 08:40:33 AM
...but I take  exception  to  idiots who knock, UNJUSTLY I may add..., their betters...

Yeah, well I'm your better in this regard, I've actually worked in the field.

You haven't.

Ergo, "I win, you lose, I'm the king of the castle."  :thumbup:

I  can sing...

Ask Aaron how  beautiful my voice is, tumbleweed...

Quote from: caskur on August 07, 2023, 09:12:55 AM
I  can sing...

Ask Aaron how  beautiful my voice is, tumbleweed...

You want me to ask someone who prefers Frogleap to Farnham? Do you really think that's wise?  :crampe:

Some thinking music for you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17F7jnZdTo

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 07, 2023, 09:26:16 AM
Some thinking music for you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17F7jnZdTo

Music isn't thinking, music is feeling.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 07, 2023, 09:26:16 AM
Some thinking music for you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17F7jnZdTo

Music isn't thinking, music is feeling.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 07, 2023, 09:23:24 AM
You want me to ask someone who prefers Frogleap to Farnham? Do you really think that's wise?  :crampe:

He prefers Simon and Garfunkel so I know who he will pick!!!

I have never heard of this song.

Quote from: Oerdin on August 08, 2023, 11:41:05 AM
I have never heard of this song.

A song from the 1960s.... 1960s songs aren't played on main stream media these days.

We used to go away to the country 3 times a year... 2 fortnight's and 1 5 week break. We had no TV, only the radio on 24/7. We were inculcated with 60s and 70s music...

Because John Farnham first song hit number 1 it wasn't  cool to the heavy metal types who started taking over the music industry as if music was theirs and theirs alone... completely repulsive bunch of nobodies..

Sadie the Cleaning Lady gave the DJ an excuse not to play John Farnham songs...

I am calling on them on their bullshit..

Watch this guy hear Jimmy Barnes and John Farmham for the first time...

https://youtu.be/g_aXzPsG2wc


https://youtu.be/p3EClsVvgwM

Pro tip kiddies: semen is not only good for your skin, it is good for your voice too. Gargle your promoter's cum today and you too can burp sperm at the microphone for Fun and Profit!!!!!1!!!eleventy-one!

Quote from: caskur on August 09, 2023, 04:04:34 AM
A song from the 1960s.... 1960s songs aren't played on main stream media these days.

We used to go away to the country 3 times a year... 2 fortnight's and 1 5 week break. We had no TV, only the radio on 24/7. We were inculcated with 60s and 70s music...

Because John Farnham first song hit number 1 it wasn't  cool to the heavy metal types who started taking over the music industry as if music was theirs and theirs alone... completely repulsive bunch of nobodies..

Sadie the Cleaning Lady gave the DJ an excuse not to play John Farnham songs...

I am calling on them on their bullshit..

While they're all presumably off watching your reposting of video reactions wholly off-topic from the subject at hand, you might like to explain a thing or two.

Like why on earth a musical phenomenon of the British Isles (specifically heavy metal) would give a short, sharp shit about some unknown pop pinup (Johnny Farnham) and his producer's fetish for girlies in maid outfits when the song wasn't even released there, nor being pimped out on the Beeb or any of the numerous pirate radio stations operating at the time. How the song had to languish in a market of only 12 million people, garnering a paltry 183 thousand sales while these evil heavy metal types were somehow not only aware of it, but pissed off enough to do something about it with a musical style they had already been honing, in some cases as many as four years prior.

You want to "call them on their bullshit", perhaps you should defend your own first.

Oh, and just so you are aware, "pop" is shorthand for "popular music", a genre renown for churning out formulaeic hooks and insubstantive junk food music, here today, gone tomorrow. If your little Johnny is not at the forefront of peoples tastes, it is because he is no longer popular.

Which is kind of the point of what you're doing here, ain't it? Raising awareness for a forgotten idol of yours among a small group of people that until now at least were blissfully unaware of it.

But I'll bet you they've heard of Jimmy Page or Eric Clapton.

John Farnham isn't forgotten. Where did you get such a silly notion like that? John Farnham is fighting mouth cancer and possibly may die.

Glenn Wheatley, his manager died of covid... last year or maybe the year before.

You could still catch covid... you never know.... eh!!!!?

Quote from: Johnny Farnham on August 09, 2023, 07:09:32 AM
Pro tip kiddies: semen is not only good for your skin, it is good for your voice too. Gargle your promoter's cum today and you too can burp sperm at the microphone for Fun and Profit!!!!!1!!!eleventy-one!

Wow... how very mature of you.

I bet you have been stuck on the age of 15 for 40-50 years right?

Quote from: caskur on August 09, 2023, 03:00:14 PM
John Farnham isn't forgotten. Where did you get such a silly notion like that?

Most people forgot about him in short order after the first time you posted those vids. The only person who keeps bringing him up is you.

Quote from: caskur on August 09, 2023, 03:00:14 PM
John Farnham is fighting mouth cancer and possibly may die.

So?

Quote from: caskur on August 09, 2023, 03:00:14 PMGlenn Wheatley, his manager died of covid... last year or maybe the year before.

Jabbed?

Quote from: caskur on August 09, 2023, 03:00:14 PMYou could still catch covid... you never know.... eh!!!!?

Already have. It wasn't as bad as the media made it out to be.

It wasn't for my husband either. He was vaccinated 3 times...

For me? It nearly killed me.

I don't want to face that again.

Quote from: Oerdin on August 08, 2023, 11:41:05 AM
I have never heard of this song.

This is excellent

One

https://youtu.be/e06hBcBp8T8


Here is a hit from 1968

https://youtu.be/KTStODrlXoY


From a concert MUCH later.... The American reacters love them...

https://youtu.be/FdNEKwMf1LQ


@razberrysky12
5 years ago
My god!  Who is this awesome singer we in the USA never got to enjoy?  Just happened across this while listening to covers of "Raindrops keep falling on my head"  John Farnham rocks!!

@jontwest
5 years ago
Yes! Funny just tonight I saw this vid for the first time, and was wondering the exact same - why Farnham doesn't seem to be known much outside of Australia. I never paid much attention to him when I was a kid, but catching up on some of his performances I'm realizing what a knockout live singer and presence he is. Some new faves - Farnham with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra singing 'Comic Conversations' - https://youtu.be/LGSV-u49Bhs , with the Little River Band 'Reminiscing' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgh_Irk46M and with Olivia Newton John 'Please Don't Ask Me' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uV_tZODfK8 . Wish I had seen him in concert!

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Reply

https://youtu.be/oZVnPTtxL3o

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 10, 2023, 03:23:20 AM
Jabbed?
Already have. It wasn't as bad as the media made it out to be.

I got natural immunity from catching COVID. You get no immunity from the jab juice.

Quote from: caskur on August 10, 2023, 10:46:01 AM
@jontwest
5 years ago
Yes! Funny just tonight I saw this vid for the first time, and was wondering the exact same - why Farnham doesn't seem to be known much outside of Australia.

Cos he's shit, at least by world standards. People like him are a dime a dozen... which I believe is the going rate Molly Meldrum paid for his oral skills.

Sorry/notsorry. You only need look at what happened to Little River Band on the world stage when he took over lead vocal duties; that band sunk like a rock... in Australia and everywhere else.

And this is from a guy whose all time favourite LRB songs includes this little gem...

https://voca.ro/1jXsQiiXPoG2

Note it's the single version; the album version kills the song, him going all screamo over the end of it, like someone is hammering red hot nails through his testicles. The single version is much better for the absence of it - better exercise of light and shade and overall a more pleasant musical experience.

One song and it proved a minor hit for the band. They pumped out a couple more albums and the public flushed them. Farnham is no Glenn Shorrock, that's for sure. And then came "You're The Voice", an anti-nuclear anthem which after hearing it pumped over the radio hour after hour, day after day for a month straight had me wishing someone would nuke the fucking station. Grossly overproduced screamo-whine, and these bastards were determined to play it again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and  again and... well, I'm sure you get the idea. If I ever buy that bloody album, it will be to turn it into an ashtray, I swear to god.

These days I've learned not to listen to the radio, so when he dies I won't have to hear the inevitable wall to wall tributes to his caterwauling

Quote from: DKG on August 10, 2023, 11:50:06 AM
I got natural immunity from catching COVID. You get no immunity from the jab juice.

I caught the strain that hit the Military World Games in 2019. It took three years of mutations before I caught its omicron variant three years later. Neither time was particularly debilitating, unless you count a splitting headache the second time around. Didn't even last a day. I've had worse colds than that, I certainly don't think it worth torching the economy over, but clearly other people did.

Fuck them, they're idiots. Eat healthy, wash your hands, don't sneeze in peoples faces. Is that really so hard? Apparently it is, to which i say "die already, you're holding the rest of the herd back".

Brian Adams thinks John Farnham is the best singer in the world...Tom Jones THE BEST singer in the world toured with John Farnham... I am thinking you might have a hearing impediment or something. Have you had your hearing tested lately?


OK we get you don't like John Farnham but you are a bloody contrary tosser just to be contrary.

John Farnham IS A LEGEND he IS THE VOICE...

USA reactions dont lie even though Arron tried to make out they did. 



There are dozens and dozens of critiques. Not one haven't enjoyed and praised Farnham you musical terrorist!~

The biggest touring act in the world is Taylor Swift. Good luck getting tickets to her show in Toronto.

Adolf Oliver Bush

Of course the world is wrong and only you is the judge on voices... we know NUTHIN!!!!

The only song I know by John Farnhan is You're The Voice.

Quote from: Shen Li on August 18, 2023, 12:51:57 AMThe only song I know by John Farnhan is You're The Voice.

Here. He wrote this one!~

Here. He wrote this one!~




Mom would like this song.

And here is the time Tom Jones found a peer although Tome Jones is the greatest singer of the last century without an equal!!! Tom Jones hits the right spot in me...




!. Tom Jones,

2. Elvis

3. John Farnham

4. John English

5. Kamuhl

Here,... you should learn about Kamuhl Shen LeeS

The only Taylor Swift song I know is this one..

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMBrian Adams

...is a fuckwit and a simping wimp who was cowed by the chingy chows into saying sorry for offending them. Gutless turd and along with Neil Young, a symbol of all that is Wrong with the Canadian music industry.

Dan Ackroyd was better than both combined, as was Gordon Lightfoot, Harry Creech, Kim Mitchell, David Brockie, Hugh Dillon, Geddy Lee, Terry Gillespie and Devin Townsend.

Devin Townsend, jesus.... I know you don't know him and more than your average Vancouver music lover knows your Johnny Farnham, but they have every right to be justly proud of a local boy who has pumped out a similar volume of output as your little Johnny in half the time it took from Claening Lady to cancer and with the conviction...nay, the balls that Devin commands. And since you're so enamoured with YouTurd fandom...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26hLJXEoug


...a selection of vocal coaches, opera to metal, hip-hop to rock and beyond... ought to set you straight on where he slots in on the Totem Pole of Significance.

You can moon over Farnham all you like; I'm telling you there is far, far better, more recognised acclaim, more panties moistening talent to be had.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AM...Tom Jones THE BEST singer in the world toured with John Farnham...

Country Dick Montana did Tom Jones better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMSml6JEzM

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMI am thinking you might have a hearing impediment or something.

Yeah, I'm thinking you have brain damage and a severe case of the Aggreived Inadequacies. Sorry about your penis.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMHave you had your hearing tested lately?

Annually as a matter of fact and unlike you, I can still listen to 48 channels of recorded material in a stereo mix and tweak, tweeze and otherwise troubleshoot it just fine. That's not just because I still command a hearing range superior to most sixteen year olds, I also understand what it is I am listening to at a level you would never appreciate because you never trained yourself, nor did you have access to the informed and experienced peers and mind altering chemical amusements that I enjoyed.

Don't worry, I'm sure you can be better than me at... other things. This isn't it though and you're far too long in the tooth to be playing catch-up.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMOK we get you don't like John Farnham but you are a bloody contrary tosser just to be contrary.

Did I mention one of my favourite LRB songs included this little gem?

https://voca.ro/1jXsQiiXPoG2

I'm pretty sure I mentioned it earlier. You might like to explain how I can both dislike a vocalist AND enjoy a song he's sung on.... wait, you're brain damaged, forget I asked.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMJohn Farnham IS A LEGEND he IS THE VOICE...

...in your lunchbox. Might I remind you that the whole purpose of this thread was for you to draw attention to and bemoan how so few people were aware of him? Some bloody "legend".  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMUSA reactions dont lie even though Arron tried to make out they did. 

Why, you ever been there? No, I didn't think so either.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AMThere are dozens and dozens of critiques. Not one haven't enjoyed and praised Farnham you musical terrorist!~

There are dozens and dozens of critiques that have found him decidedly ordinary too. Including mine, which as we have abundantly established is far more based and grounded than that of a sixty-something hausfrau who also creams her pantaloons over Guy Sebastian and Gotye.

I know this sounds like I'm having a go at you and maybe I am. You've got an exceptionally narrow view on what constitutes musical excellence. My musical palate on the other hand is a great deal wider.... but then music is my business, you're merely a consumer... of auditory lollipops.

Doesn't mean we cant still be friends. Say, I bought three records this last week, two of them by Aussie artists. What inspired you enough to put your hard earned money down on?

There is room for everyone dimbulb...

Your competition about mussos I find sick.

Now I will read your scroll bomb AFTER MY DUCK DINNER!!!

Ugh!!!

Caskur is going to eat pizza with duck lips? Wut!???

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 05:48:33 AMYour competition about mussos I find sick.

You made it a competition, moreover one you had already decided the outcome of. You ought to know better than to pull that stunt on a topic I am clearly your superior in.  :hug2:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 05:48:33 AMNow I will read your scroll bomb AFTER MY DUCK DINNER!!!

Ugh!!!

Awww, you love it, you know you do. My prose gets your heart thumping and your tushie wiggling in your Franco Cozzo beanbag, admit it.  :t2723:

Quote from: Frood on August 18, 2023, 05:53:33 AMCaskur is going to eat pizza with duck lips? Wut!???

Somewhere I have the Projectile Vomit cartoon of Caskur the Duck, I just can't be bothered trawling through 40 terabytes of backups in the hopes of finding it. No, not even for the cheap shot of plastering big shit eating grin on my moosh and calling her a cannibal!

Shen LeeS

What do you think of this track...Taylor Swift has been in an audience watching Broods.


https://youtu.be/LDsxtBVLyss


This is their original version

https://youtu.be/RHWgS29jb-4

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 06:01:29 AMYou made it a competition, moreover one you had already decided the outcome of. You ought to know better than to pull that stunt on a topic I am clearly your superior in.  :hug2:

The Panasonic owner in myaree' sound systems
 used to make me choose the best sound systems because apparently women's hearing is superior to men's hearing... fact!

QuoteAwww, you love it, you know you do. My prose gets your heart thumping and your tushie wiggling in your Franco Cozzo beanbag, admit it.  :t2723:

Crass pig... you should chase after Murdy or Porker, they're both desperate whores looking for wood.

I am absolutely amazed that you offer up the worst music imaginable and claim it is better than mainstream when it is far from it.... as for that dickhead singing a Tom Jones song on the vid you presented he went off key a few times..... he should be gassed in a nazi shower.

I was in our primary school choir. I used to be able to  sing however due to having laryngitis 5 times I can't reach the highest notes anymore.

Many reactions note that no matter what high a note Farnham sings, its ALWAYS in key.

Let me guess, you are not a singer!!!?

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AM...is a fuckwit and a simping wimp who was cowed by the chingy chows into saying sorry for offending them. Gutless turd and along with Neil Young, a symbol of all that is Wrong with the Canadian music industry.

I happen to LOVE Neil Young with a passion. One of my favourites, Just like a Hurricane, especially the solo electric guitar at the end. Terrific..

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMDan Ackroyd was better than both combined, as was Gordon Lightfoot, Harry Creech, Kim Mitchell, David Brockie, Hugh Dillon, Geddy Lee, Terry Gillespie and Devin Townsend.

RELATIVE. And inconsequential. AS I HAVE SAID, THERE is plenty of room for everyone.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMDevin Townsend, jesus.... I know you don't know him and more than your average Vancouver music lover knows your Johnny Farnham, but they have every right to be justly proud of a local boy who has pumped out a similar volume of output as your little Johnny in half the time it took from Claening Lady to cancer and with the conviction...nay, the balls that Devin commands. And since you're so enamoured with YouTurd fandom...

Youtube is a life saver. May it always stay up.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AML...a selection of vocal coaches, opera to metal, hip-hop to rock and beyond... ought to set you straight on where he slots in on the Totem Pole of Significance.

John Farnham can sing and conquer all genres. Everybody agrees..

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMnYou can moon over Farnham all you like; I'm telling you there is far, far better, more recognised acclaim, more panties moistening talent to be had.

Farnham, along with the others I mention have the X factor. They are flawless... except maybe Jon English was a tad imperfect... like maybe 1% imperfect.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMCountry Dick Montana did Tom Jones better.
Yeah, I'm thinking you have brain damage and a severe case of the Aggreived Inadequacies. Sorry about your penis.

I'm waving my dick in your face right now... Country Dick is bigger in your head than mine. I will never get that minute back listening to the subpar rendition of Delilah. Me thinks you wrote that for a lark...

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMAnnually as a matter of fact and unlike you, I can still listen to 48 channels of recorded material in a stereo mix and tweak, tweeze and otherwise troubleshoot it just fine. That's not just because I still command a hearing range superior to most sixteen year olds, I also understand what it is I am listening to at a level you would never appreciate because you never trained yourself, nor did you have access to the informed and experienced peers and mind altering chemical amusements that I enjoyed.

your presumption is childish as well as pure vanity. You have no idea about my acoustic range and eclectic tastes. Ugh .... music is a balm on my soul not an aphrodisiac on my hiddenl bits.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMDon't worry, I'm sure you can be better than me at... other things. This isn't it though and you're far too long in the tooth to be playing catch-up.
Did I mention one of my favourite LRB songs included this little gem?

I am not a fan of the Little River Band. John shouldn't have joined it.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMI'm pretty sure I mentioned it earlier. You might like to explain how I can both dislike a vocalist AND enjoy a song he's sung on.... wait, you're brain damaged, forget I asked.

The song ALWAYS COMES FIRST TO ME. The fact the deliverer of said song is brilliant is just an added bonus.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AM.in your lunchbox. Might I remind you that the whole purpose of this thread was for you to draw attention to and bemoan how so few people were aware of him? Some bloody "legend".  :s_laugh:
Why, you ever been there? No, I didn't think so either.

Actually the theme of the thread is about, the song, Sadie the Cleaning Lady and cleaning ladies have a right to an anthem and no one should shame anyone for singing a number 1 hit... the guys controlling the music industry and DJ especially should choke on their bong water and die. caskur has spoken.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMThere are dozens and dozens of critiques that have found him decidedly ordinary too. Including mine, which as we have abundantly established is far more based and grounded than that of a sixty-something hausfrau who also creams her pantaloons over Guy Sebastian and Gotye.

Two good song writers. Where are your songs rag and bones man? Lemme guess... you have none...??? Snigger!!!

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMI know this sounds like I'm having a go at you and maybe I am. You've got an exceptionally narrow view on what constitutes musical excellence. My musical palate on the other hand is a great deal wider.... but then music is my business, you're merely a consumer... of auditory lollipops.

Well, I love Phantom of the Opera and classical Greek music. IMMA LITTLE TEAPOT is a great song along with Baa Baa Black Sheep too.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 18, 2023, 05:22:05 AMDoesn't mean we cant still be friends. Say, I bought three records this last week, two of them by Aussie artists. What inspired you enough to put your hard earned money down on?

I am not buying music ever again. I lost decades of albums and CD in my house fire, I have my sons CD collection... I replaced a few CDs but now I download all my music from sites that rip youtube.

I am not buying stuff I already bought twice or more before. Do you understand that? Groups already get paid too much. I put all the music on usb sticks.... last time the crewman got stolen, Roy Orbison was stolen along with other CDs... NOW if they steal a usb, I can replace everything in a flash.

We are passing on my MIL ENTIRE.. classical collection.

Your life and what you want out of it changes when you suffer major trauma. "THINGS" No longer mean anything... things weigh you down.

I already have more shit and rubbish that would cover 3 lifetimes.

I didn't know Dan Ackroyd was a singer and he is in one my all favourite tracks...

Many faces in this are no longer with us...heartbreaking to me too...

https://youtu.be/wUPocq4l47w

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI happen to LOVE Neil Young with a passion. One of my favourites, Just like a Hurricane, especially the solo electric guitar at the end. Terrific..

Yes, you seem like the sort of person who'd dig that kind of progtard whining....
 

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMRELATIVE. And inconsequential. AS I HAVE SAID, THERE is plenty of room for everyone.

But apparently not you, right? I've been all over the web, I've yet to encounter any of your musical efforts.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMYoutube is a life saver. May it always stay up.

Ahhh, knock it off, YouTurd is AIDS, the MySpace of the 2020's. May it wither and die like television is doing.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMJohn Farnham can sing and conquer all genres. Everybody agrees..

He can't or he would have already done so. I've yet to hear him even attempt electro swing, harmonic singing, delta blues, grind core or death metal... just to name a few. I see your claim of "all genres" and call you out on your lying bullshit.
 

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMFarnham, along with the others I mention have the X factor.

X-Felcher you mean. Stick a gerbil up their arse, they're done.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI'm waving my dick in your face right now...

You heard it here first, Caskur is a trannie!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMCountry Dick is bigger in your head than mine. I will never get that minute back listening to the subpar rendition of Delilah.

Wah wah, Crimea River.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMyour presumption is childish as well as pure vanity. You have no idea about my acoustic range and eclectic tastes.

Feel free to surprise me with it any time you can so much as put a stage mic in front of your gob, yob. I've already shown you and the rest of Flametown mine, a decade and a hald in and you still haven't so much as broken out Microsoft recorder.

What's the matter, not shy are you?

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMUgh .... music is a balm on my soul not an aphrodisiac on my hiddenl bits.

If you're getting your music out of your balmhole, that explains a fair bit actually.  :crampe: 

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM\I am not a fan of the Little River Band. John shouldn't have joined it.

You might be right there, the band did suffer its worst years with him at the helm. Still, "Down On The Border" remains a pleasing bit of audio fluff for my tastes and a low rotation staple for me whenever I'm feeling masochistic enough to entertain my musical director pretensions for a radio station. "Sadie The Cleaning Lady" not so much.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMThe song ALWAYS COMES FIRST TO ME.

Really? So how is it that in four long pages of your wittering on about Molly Meldrum's fleshlight, you have yet to pen a single word regarding the alleged brilliance of the songwriters of that title adorning this thread? Not a single peep about messers Gilmore, Madura or White, nothing about the other hits they've famously had... nothing.

You've banged on at length about...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...the deliverer of said song...

...but haven't spared a single thought for the people who actually wrote the damned thing, something you assure us rightly should have been the FIRST thing every time.

Nor have you spared any compliment for the vacuum cleaner soloist. A terrible and doubtless unintended oversight on your part, I mean... a song about worthy wenches household duties and you forget all about the one documented case in all of recorded music history of an upright Hoover player.... scandalous!

 :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMActually the theme of the thread is about, the song, Sadie the Cleaning Lady...

Right, so again how is it that we find ourselves four pages deep into it an I am the first person to bother mentioning those poor forgotten writers of it? You elitist pig, you said the song always came first for you, you can't even lead off with credit where it's due?

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...and cleaning ladies have a right to an anthem...

Quite aside from your offer being decidedly lacking in the anthemic department, your leftie claims that housework should be pushed to the front of the bus and celebrated is the kinds of Marxist bullshit that also has the kids of today mutilating their sexual organs and stuffing their pocket money into drag queens bumcracks in bars. And while I agree that housework is a more noble pastime than that kind of revolting behaviour, it is after all housework, a necessity most of us seem to manage without having jewbags writing songs about it.

I got your anthemic hanging beeyotch... I once convinced Requiem's guitarist to solo his instrument with a Makita power drill on the song "To Kill A God". Sounded way more impressive than your vacuum cleaner any day of the week!  :yeahhh:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...and no one should shame anyone for singing a number 1 hit...

Tell that to the fans of Ultravox... they're still bleeding that this...




...was held out of the number one spot because of this...



Me? I'm pissing myself laughing over the whole thing. Fact is, even in the number #2  spot, Vienna vastly outsold your Sadie The Cleaning Lady in all markets. I guess that it was New Wave probably helped, people were getting tired of the sorts of stodgy garbage that...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...the guys controlling the music industry...

...were in the habit of insisting get recorded. Sadie The Cleaning Lady being just such an example, so it kinda makes me wonder why you would want them to...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...choke on their bong water and die...

Because you see Ultravox had to fight tooth and nail to get that song released as a single in the first place. They already had two singles out from the album of the same name, "Sleepwalk" and "Passing Strangers", both of which charted, though poorly in their native England. Vienna on the other hand propelled them to the upper reaches of the Top 40 in multiple international markets. Unlike Farnham, this particular quartet had a product they believed in. Years on and unlike Farnham, they sure aren't apologising for prevailing over...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...the guys controlling the music industry...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...and DJ especially...

You mean radio announcers? I don't know why you'd be giving them shit, they don't choose the songs they play, that's the domain of music director and program managers. "Deejays" (at least in commercial and national radio radio) are much like your Johnny Farnham, told what to play, told what to say and if they don't like it then heck, those...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AM...guys controlling the music industry...

...will simply find some other cretin prepared to prostitute their soul and talents on behalf of the ruling elite instead.

Community and public radio there might be a little more blurring of the job descriptions, sure. But it cannot have escaped your attention that such outlets can't hold a candle to the reach that their commercial counterparts command. You and like-minded sheeple like you may just as soon choke on your own bong water for allowing yourself to be led about by the nose when it comes to "your" musical tastes, being that you allowed yourself to be brainwashed into them in the first place.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMcaskur has spoken.

Heh, yeah... and don't you wish she hadn't?  :crampe:

 

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMTwo good song writers. Where are your songs rag and bones man? Lemme guess... you have none...??? Snigger!!!

More to the point, where are yours? I've posted (at a rough guess) four dozen examples that are genuinely my own work over the last eighteen years. You? You're living vicariously through the efforts of others. Let me guess - you're TOO EMBARRASSED  to post your own work? Or is it you have none of your own genuine creation to post? You know, I'm prepared to believe either at this point.  :s_laugh:

See, the stuff I've written was done for my own enjoyment. I never set out to become a name in the songwriting community, nor as a performing artist, my gig was always more oriented to what I could do with other people's performances, And I was very selective with those I would choose to do the performing. They are my paints, the sound equipment my canvas. I'm not in the habit of taking just any old shit and flinging it at the wall, I respect my own ability too much for that. Your Johnny Farnham and his entire entourage could have waltzed up to me and said "Cun`t, I'll give you a billion dollars and a lifetime of blowjobs to record me" and I'd have refused his offer. Like Tony Cohen before me and Phil Spector before him, I deal with who I choose to deal with. Nobody gets to tell me where I exercise my abilities, only I do.

And you know, even with all that said, I've still managed to turn a coin from my own songwriting and performative efforts. Nothing fancy, but then I never intended it to be. Songs like "Love Song" and "Cobweb Cunt" got airplay in my hometown, my instrumental "Hades" still brings in a royalty cheque from two art movie scores it appeared in. Meh, not my focus, never was or I might have concentrated on it more. And very possibly I might have ended up as fucked up as some of the pinups you choose to get wet to, but I'm more than comfortable with where I am today.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI am not buying music ever again. I lost decades of albums and CD in my house fire, I have my sons CD collection... I replaced a few CDs but now I download all my music from sites that rip youtube.

Ahhhhh. now there's the rub. You're spruiking artists that you aren't prepared to put any money of your own down on. I bet you never even owned a locally pressed physical copy of Sadie the Cleaning Lady on vinyl back in the day, you just as likely taped it off someone else. You moocher! But we are supposed to rush out and snag our own copies?

I'm sorely tempted to accept your challenge; I need a new ashtray for my guests. And with mint condition copies of Sadie the Cleaning Lady retailing at modest prices of around a dollar plus postage (shit, there's a clue, hahaha) I might be convinced to take one of them out of circulation and repurpose it into something a little more  useful besides destroying my needle with.

Whaddaya reckon? I could even post a video of it crinkling on the stove so you'd know I wasn't bullshitting you avout having done it!

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI am not buying stuff I already bought twice or more before. Do you understand that?

I understand you're a cheapskate, sure. One of the Aussie albums I picked up was Spiderbait's "Sounds In The Key Of J", a compilation of songs their bassist Janet English performed vocals on. I already own a complete collection of their studio releases so it's not as though I haven't put my money down on them previously, but the way I look at it is that if a band has brought and continues to bring me listening pleasure, I don't mind throwing a few bucks in their kick, especially when a new release contains stuff that didn't make it to the initial album releases as was the case here.

Janet's not a particularly amazing vocalist, hell when Spiderbait formed back in Finley she could't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow and her bass playing similarly left a great deal to be desired. But she persevered, got her musical chops up to scratch enough to get her work licensed to American distributors and managed it all off the back of years of doing it tough and going without. I admire that in a person, why would I not reward it in the appropriate manner?

Besides, she was a bit of a stunner back in the day, though I wouldn't have fucked her, not after that video clip  they did for "Fuckin' Awesome" with all those weirdass furries cavorting about in it. Never know what diseases I might have picked up. But even if it were otherwise, when a guy finally gets a sexy-ass slut into the fart sack and gets to pounding her axe wound with his throbbing, spunk encrusted and empurpled love missile, it's not like he stops throwing money at her until he is well and truly done with her minge. Quite often the fiscal contributions continue a long time after, just ask any divorcee.

Consistency. No, you cannot buy it, though you can learn it.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMGroups already get paid too much.

But not solo acts like your golden haired gonad goo receptacle, right?  :crampe: Dear god, if your knew what you were talking about I might be offended. You have NO idea how much groups are paid or you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself with such a claim. Many are little more than indentured servants, forced to exist on dog food and cheap liquor while they pay off the costs of their "lucky break" to the studio owners and record labels who themselves operate (in some cases) on such razor thin profit margins they frequently go bankrupt.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI put all the music on usb sticks.... last time the crewman got stolen, Roy Orbison was stolen along with other CDs... NOW if they steal a usb, I can replace everything in a flash.

Tell me, did you buy another vehicle? Or did you sat "fuck it, I already paid for one" and steal one off the lot instead? When your place got torched, did you buy your way into a new set of digs or did you squat? When you were sifting through the ashes and broken crockery, did you undertake to steal a new kitchen setting, or did you hit up your box stores and op shops for new cutlery and dishes for wining and dining purposes?


I reckon you'll tell me you paid your way. So why would your music collection be any different? The responsible, White thing to do is to pay for what you do not have, to replace what is stolen of broken, what you couldn't or wouldn't protect adequately from theft and damage... with money out of your own pocket. Not to excuse your own criminal tendencies because some asshole exercised theirs against you. Your thievery makes you every bit the nigger as the boongs that burned your house down.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMYour life and what you want out of it changes when you suffer major trauma. "THINGS" No longer mean anything... things weigh you down.

Spoken like a true leftie, madam. To which I say "so don't get them"... but that's not the answer you want, is it? You want the pleasure and frills without the responsibility that goes along with it. And you'll get your nose out of joint and start making excuses when it's pointed out to you. Brother Lokmar could find innumerable cases in scripture to put you to death for what you've done, citing you as an example of being in breach of God's Will while I would simply entreat you to do unto others as you would have them to unto you. Because in the pure logic that I apply to make myself a better person and this world a better place, when you are in the habit of stealing other people's shit, the equal and opposite side of the coin is you can expect no protections from others doing the exact same to you... and society thus falls apart.

You're better than this. You claim to be a Woman of Means, start acting like it. If you fundamentally believe in the god whose name I often see you taking in vain, perhaps you might like to minimise the other things you do that piss him off. I'm not inclined to believe in his existence either way, but I'm at least clued in enough to realise it's not as though you get to take any of it with you after you die.
 

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 09:00:09 AMI already have more shit and rubbish that would cover 3 lifetimes.

So you dump yours out in threads like these... yeah, thanks for that.

And thanks for admitting by default true worth of your Johnny Farnham collection, stolen or otherwise. Rubbish or shit, it scarcely matters. You might have saved yourself the effort and accumulated something better.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMThe Panasonic owner in myaree' sound systems
 used to make me choose the best sound systems because apparently women's hearing is superior to men's hearing... fact!

Maybe as an aggregate, I wouldn't know. What I can tell you is that in an industry which plays its favourites purely based on interest, talent and the willingness to strut it in the marketplace, the amount of female audio engineers is vastly overshadowed by the Men.

Women seem to prefer being in the front row, crying and screaming and offering blowjobs to the guitarists while getting their eardums punched six feet into their skulls by the Front of House monitors. I never understood the allure of it myself, then again I'm not a woman so meh.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMCrass pig... you should chase after Murdy or Porker, they're both desperate whores looking for wood.

A man with my standards of good taste? Hell no!  :s_laugh:  I wouldn't even fuck you... way too old and wrinkly for my tastes, but I still appreciate your interest. Don't mistake that for an expression of intent to burp my baby sludge up your Grand Canyon darling and you won't be disappointed.  :good:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMI am absolutely amazed that you offer up the worst music imaginable and claim it is better than mainstream...

Well I've been told the truth hurts often enough, so I understand your REEEEEE-ing when I get to dumping vast quantities in your lap. Settle petal, it's not like it's the end of the world when you discover that lone voice telling the horde got it wrong actually knew what he was talking about...


(https://i.imgur.com/155PnhM.png)


...but you may want to strap on a parachute if you choose to ignore him.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMas for that dickhead singing a Tom Jones song on the vid you presented he went off key a few times..... he should be gassed in a nazi shower.

Bit of a wasted effort doncha think? The cunt's already dead!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMI was in our primary school choir. I used to be able to  sing however due to having laryngitis 5 times I can't reach the highest notes anymore.

So sing Kamahl tunes instead, I don't give a fuck if your voice has dropped four or five octaves.... or are your granniepanties getting in the way of hitting those notes as well?

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMMany reactions note that no matter what high a note Farnham sings, its ALWAYS in key.

And pray tell, how does he do that with mouth cancer? Does he howl uncontrollably like a bush coyote on black tar heroin? I might buy an album of such efforts, just to annoy the neighbours.  :evil:

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:19:32 AMLet me guess, you are not a singer!!!?

I was in the school choir if that's what you mean. Performed on my first professional recording at age nine or ten, five years after I saw the inside of my first recording studio at the Canberra School of Music. Also played piano, bass and percussion, but prefer them as compositional tools rather than performative. I've performed live in various groups on an ad hoc basis, my longest stint with any band was as a vocalist with the Una Munous Quorum that boasted as many as 80 vocalists at its peak, perorming various Dadaist works around Melbourne festivals and events. We'd show up, do our thing and melt back into the crowd leaving people wondering what the fuck they'd just been a part of. Amused the hell out of me, I'll tell you that much.

You don't get to be a producer/engineer without having some idea of how this stuff fits together and I have the grounding I need to make a quid out of it as and when I choose. I've made my way into the industry and retired from it twice because I could. And with accolades and awards interesting me as little as they do, I am perhaps in the most enviable of positions - able to draw an educated and frank assessment of any particular work unfettered by the trivialities of how many people could be hoodwinked into buying it by some con-artist and woofter with a bell-end fetish.

You haven't learned that part yet, I can tell. I'm sure that matters about as much to you as it does me, I'm content in my station of knowing there's more to music than money, or how cleanly you can hit a note, or whatever you happen to be doing with your mouth when you release it.

There's a thing called "feel" for one thing. I notice they don't rank for that on the ARIA charts and that's probably just as well. The music industry cannot seem to monetize for that and are reduced to marketing turds in its stead.

Heigh-ho.

Quote from: Shen Li on August 18, 2023, 12:32:15 AMThe biggest touring act in the world is Taylor Swift. Good luck getting tickets to her show in Toronto.

Taylor Swifting is so 2000-late.

There is zero point in telling you anything due to your propensity to make things up.... another sign of immaturity.

It must have taken you what, 24 hours to write that nonsense....lol

I might listen to Enya now or maybe me current Sheldon Riley muse.

..
https://youtu.be/xx6PL9YrBLw

Of course both Kurt and I have Sadie the Cleaning Lady because both his household and my household bought Telethon 71 album and Sadie the Cleaning Lady was on it but you are right... me at the age of 11 had no income to buy Telethon Albums.. I guess my mums album is still kicking around somewhere but Kurt's copy melted in our house fire..

https://www.discogs.com/release/6559633-Various-Telethon-71

So many words you write and you would be broke from me taking up your stupid bets... and smashing to death your assumptions so many words to try to convince, God knows who, that one of the 21st century Greatest vocalists isn't good enough. That is sooooo preposterous I just about spluttered over my mobile phone when I read it.

We are all "brainwashed" apparently (according to mong) if we aren't on the same page as a fucking loon ie him... is the full moon out yet?

You want to hear me sing, pay me $10,000 to think about about it then.

I never admitted to being able to write any songs nor play an instrument. I sold my Fender classical guitar reluctantly to a dude who virtually snatched it out of my arms...I lost interest in playing the guitar because I was useless at tuning it. I was an expert plucking out Michael Rode the Boat to Shore.

I am a visual fine artist, not a musician. So? What difference does that make? My voice is an instrument.

I am in retirement so I need to make sure what I have now moneywise covers the next 20 years...

When I was thinking of "Cleaning Ladies" I wasn't thinking of housewives, I was thinking about the cleaning staff in hospitals... they stand between US AND SURE DEATH ya slow learner grrrrrr..  they keep the pathogens under control in our hospitals... they deserved an anthem and Sadie is it.

You need to quit while you're behind...

(https://www.discogs.com/release/6559633-Various-Telethon-71/image/SW1hZ2U6NDcxNTQ3NDQ=)

https://www.discogs.com/release/6559633-Various-Telethon-71/image/SW1hZ2U6NDcxNTQ3NDQ=

So John Farnham mouth cancer is now cured apparently... thank God.


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-23/john-farnham-gives-health-update-cancer-surgery/102763444

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 11:48:51 AMThere is zero point in telling you anything due to your propensity to make things up.... another sign of immaturity.

Haha, look who's talking! I would be in great company then, wouldn't I?  :crampe:  I distinctly recall your penchant for banging on for months at a stretch regarding all those photos you supposedly sold at several thousand dollars a pop while world famous artists {H. R. Giger being one) would part with their award winning sculptures and paintings for a fraction of the prices you boasted, yet strangely were unable to provide any evidence for. Which of course made it child's play to paint you as a tax fraud and welfare cheat... drove you mad for years it did.  :crampe:

Of course I knew what I was doing when I launched that little soiree. Your little fantasies, harmless as they were, were nonetheless a crock of complete horseshit. And yes, I could have called them for that, but where would the entertainment value in that have been? And I being the accomplished flamer that I was and kinda still am understood something that many do not; namely that flaming relies heavily on invented details. You invented the story about being a massively successful artist, I simply picked up your fabrications and ran with it, mixing in a few nuggets of truth here and there and weaving them into the gluepit that saw you writhing, flip flopping with grandiose claims of it being PII while at the same time pretending it was all lies.

Solid grounding for the events of the world today, since that's pretty much what various people on the left have been echoing on all too many subjects. Thanks for that by the way.  :winking:

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 11:48:51 AMIt must have taken you what, 24 hours to write that nonsense....lol

More like an hour or two actually.... but it was good for two days worth of run-on posts from yourself. I've always enjoyed that effect on you.  :yeahhh: 

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMSo many words you write and you would be broke from me taking up your stupid bets...

I'd make it all back again the minute you started hexing me, I'm sure. Look at your efforts of 2016 to bring me unstuck... relaunched my career in music it did, put me in the same circles as a bunch of idols from my childhood, some of whom you weren't even aware were vocalists in their own right...

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 01:35:24 PMI didn't know Dan Ackroyd was a singer...

How the fuck did you miss that??? Jesus woman, I knew that Western Australia was decades behind the rest of the world and all (a Western Australian told me) but Ackroyd's performative skills behind the microphone were good for a slew of albums and featured in at least two major movies that I'm aware of. What rock have you been hiding under?

Ahhh, I shouldn't be too hard on you I guess, I mean you did put me on the same map as him and a ton of other Real Musicians besides. To think I was so close to tossing it all in and heading to Los Angeles... you going all out to torpedo that option meant a mere four months later my production skills were getting noticed in all manner of circles. Again, "thanks".  :good:

Here, I'm a generous man...




...and do feel free to educate yourself with The Blues Brothers back catalogue, as well as the extended family of musicians that went with... James Brown... Donald "Duck" Dunn... Paul Schaeffer... Cab Calloway... Urethra Franklin... to name but a few.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PM...but you are right... me at the age of 11 had no income to buy Telethon Albums..

You didn't? Relax, I wasn't collecting Telethon albums either at age 11, though I was putting together what would become a sizeable collection. Pretty much all my available cash flow went towards the purchase of records and tapes, by the age of 14 I was creating radio programs on the local radio station... within a few short years the program directors of commercial stations were listening to my shows for songs to include in their own formats. I know this because I'd play some long forgotten hit once or twice and within the week I'd hear it on their broadcasts.

Made me chuckle when it would happen. And it proved to me that even then I had a knack for reading my audience and providing the goods to keep them tuning in. "Kickass" as they say in the classics.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMand smashing to death your assumptions so many words to try to convince, God knows who, that one of the 21st century Greatest vocalists isn't good enough.

He was good enough to be a boner buffer for Molly, I dunno what your problem is.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMWe are all "brainwashed" apparently (according to mong) if we aren't on the same page as a fucking loonie him...

No, you're brainwashed because you don't go searching off your own bat, you simply switch on the tube or the chatterbox, let them tell you what's "popular" and decide that because they say it is, then you must like it. Sometimes it takes you a lot of repeat listens. When a song is hammered at you on high rotation (and once or more an hour qualifies for that) you'll gladly sling your shingle to it and get your nose way out of joint when everyone does not jump on your page.

It's cultist behaviour and you're the one guilty of it, not I. I could take a poll of the people here and guess the percentage points of people here that were aware of your Johhny Farnham's ode to housework could be counted on the fingers of one finger before you started banging on about it.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMis the full moon out yet?

Yeah, I'm browneyeing you as I type this. Sue me.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMYou want to hear me sing, pay me $10,000 to think about about it then.

Not especially, it's better for me to make the claim you haven't and have you back me up by not offering up public proof to the contrary. See my earlier comments about your thousand dollar a shot photographic skills; no refutation of the claim with solid proof means I get to ride you for as long as I like... which for the purposes of our discussion is likely to include quite a few of your mentions of "my songs".

Of which plenty of examples have been on offer... in some cases for as long as you've been pretending to be the Queen of Flame.

Like this one about a certain Yahoo Chat mic fighter's penchant for inserting things in his rectum...


https://voca.ro/1o0H9395pMUc


Recorded in a couple of hours in my lounge room. Craps all over some whining yodel about cleaning ladies, I shit you not. Provided free of charge too, though I don't mind telling you that after it went viral on Second Life some ten years ago, it too made me (and PWL) some royalty coin. Hey, I wasn't going to argue with that result!!!  :yeahhh: 

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMI never admitted to being able to write any songs nor play an instrument. I sold my Fender classical guitar reluctantly to a dude who virtually snatched it out of my arms...I lost interest in playing the guitar because I was useless at tuning it. I was an expert plucking out Michael Rode the Boat to Shore.

Yeah well... you just admitted to not having an ear for something pretty basic in the music trade. Not a lot of people do, but then not a lot of people can lay claim to fronting the requisite oral skills for Molly either.

I happen to know Johnny Farnham had both, and I know it because I know people that played in bands with him back in the day. People who weren't in the habit of getting on their knees in return for a ticket to The Big Time. It so happens that Johnny was and that's why you know his name today. It didn't matter how well he could hit his notes (and yes, he can hit them) he had to be hungry enough to gobble enough cock for the promoters of the day to even bother getting behind his ass and bumfucking him in the general direction of the public consciousness. His peers were just as talented, some even more so. They didn't "service the contract" so to speak.

You want an example of a band that made it on their own terms in Australia, take a look at Cold Chisel. They told Molly to fuck off and were ignored like so many others. They made it in spite of this handicap. And quite a few were laughing when they got so popular doing it that people like Molly started talking about "this brand new band" he'd just discovered that the rest of us had known about for years. 

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMI am a visual fine artist, not a musician. So? What difference does that make?

Only that when you start appropriating Johnny Farnham's efforts in lieu of your own and start comparing them to "my songs". You see, you have none of your own to put up. You all but admit as much yourself.

Here's the kicker though; I am a producer/engineer. And Johnny isn't. In the documentation of performances, I can and have run rings about that fucker and unlike him I didn't engage in homosexual practices to make my mark.

No... I just pissed you off instead. Have I thanked you for your efforts towards my career lately?  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMMy voice is an instrument.

Everyone's is. And just so you know, it atrophies pretty fucking fast when you don't exercise it. Say, if your mouth gets infested with cancerous maggots.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMI am in retirement so I need to make sure what I have now moneywise covers the next 20 years...

Yeah well it's not like you'd have to spend any of it to prove me wrong or anything. I've recorded stuff on borrowed equipment before and DAWs like Audacity can be had for free. I use Reaper myself for preference; the last time I checked the demo for that was fully funcyioning and only nagged you every once in a while to register it... an arrangement I know you were familiar with from your time with Ulead.

So really, you could do it if you (a) had the ability and (b) the willingness to put your mind to it. I did and I have something to show for it.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMWhen I was thinking of "Cleaning Ladies" I wasn't thinking of housewives, I was thinking about the cleaning staff in hospitals... they stand between US AND SURE DEATH ya slow learner grrrrrr..

You mean these fuckers?




Make me laugh! Those wankers were blowing out the lungs of entire wards of people on ventilators and praying for the unjabbled to die for the heinous crime of not submitting to experimental injections while they hid all the Ivermectin.

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMthey deserved an anthem and Sadie is it.

Strange, it sounds more like some beaner strangling his cat. Must be some version of Cleaning Lady that I wasn't previously aware of.

What it should have been was this...




I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat

I might be a cunt... I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
I mightn't tell the truth all the time
Hey, what's your mum's number?

I might be a cunt... I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 01:11:33 PMYou need to quit while you're behind...

What, and hand you an unearned win? Yeah right, you fucking tone deaf loser!!!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 23, 2023, 09:38:04 AMHaha, look who's talking! I would be in great company then, wouldn't I?  :crampe:  I distinctly recall your penchant for banging on for months at a stretch regarding all those photos you supposedly sold at several thousand dollars a pop while world famous artists {H. R. Giger being one) would part with their award winning sculptures and paintings for a fraction of the prices you boasted, yet strangely were unable to provide any evidence for. Which of course made it child's play to paint you as a tax fraud and welfare cheat... drove you mad for years it did.  :crampe:

Of course I knew what I was doing when I launched that little soiree. Your little fantasies, harmless as they were, were nonetheless a crock of complete horseshit. And yes, I could have called them for that, but where would the entertainment value in that have been? And I being the accomplished flamer that I was and kinda still am understood something that many do not; namely that flaming relies heavily on invented details. You invented the story about being a massively successful artist, I simply picked up your fabrications and ran with it, mixing in a few nuggets of truth here and there and weaving them into the gluepit that saw you writhing, flip flopping with grandiose claims of it being PII while at the same time pretending it was all lies.

Solid grounding for the events of the world today, since that's pretty much what various people on the left have been echoing on all too many subjects. Thanks for that by the way.  :winking:

More like an hour or two actually.... but it was good for two days worth of run-on posts from yourself. I've always enjoyed that effect on you.  :yeahhh: 

I'd make it all back again the minute you started hexing me, I'm sure. Look at your efforts of 2016 to bring me unstuck... relaunched my career in music it did, put me in the same circles as a bunch of idols from my childhood, some of whom you weren't even aware were vocalists in their own right...

How the fuck did you miss that??? Jesus woman, I knew that Western Australia was decades behind the rest of the world and all (a Western Australian told me) but Ackroyd's performative skills behind the microphone were good for a slew of albums and featured in at least two major movies that I'm aware of. What rock have you been hiding under?

Ahhh, I shouldn't be too hard on you I guess, I mean you did put me on the same map as him and a ton of other Real Musicians besides. To think I was so close to tossing it all in and heading to Los Angeles... you going all out to torpedo that option meant a mere four months later my production skills were getting noticed in all manner of circles. Again, "thanks".  :good:

Here, I'm a generous man...

...and do feel free to educate yourself with The Blues Brothers back catalogue, as well as the extended family of musicians that went with... James Brown... Donald "Duck" Dunn... Paul Schaeffer... Cab Calloway... Urethra Franklin... to name but a few.

You didn't? Relax, I wasn't collecting Telethon albums either at age 11, though I was putting together what would become a sizeable collection. Pretty much all my available cash flow went towards the purchase of records and tapes, by the age of 14 I was creating radio programs on the local radio station... within a few short years the program directors of commercial stations were listening to my shows for songs to include in their own formats. I know this because I'd play some long forgotten hit once or twice and within the week I'd hear it on their broadcasts.

Made me chuckle when it would happen. And it proved to me that even then I had a knack for reading my audience and providing the goods to keep them tuning in. "Kickass" as they say in the classics.

He was good enough to be a boner buffer for Molly, I dunno what your problem is.

No, you're brainwashed because you don't go searching off your own bat, you simply switch on the tube or the chatterbox, let them tell you what's "popular" and decide that because they say it is, then you must like it. Sometimes it takes you a lot of repeat listens. When a song is hammered at you on high rotation (and once or more an hour qualifies for that) you'll gladly sling your shingle to it and get your nose way out of joint when everyone does not jump on your page.

It's cultist behaviour and you're the one guilty of it, not I. I could take a poll of the people here and guess the percentage points of people here that were aware of your Johhny Farnham's ode to housework could be counted on the fingers of one finger before you started banging on about it.

Yeah, I'm browneyeing you as I type this. Sue me.

Not especially, it's better for me to make the claim you haven't and have you back me up by not offering up public proof to the contrary. See my earlier comments about your thousand dollar a shot photographic skills; no refutation of the claim with solid proof means I get to ride you for as long as I like... which for the purposes of our discussion is likely to include quite a few of your mentions of "my songs".

Of which plenty of examples have been on offer... in some cases for as long as you've been pretending to be the Queen of Flame.

Like this one about a certain Yahoo Chat mic fighter's penchant for inserting things in his rectum...


https://voca.ro/1o0H9395pMUc


Recorded in a couple of hours in my lounge room. Craps all over some whining yodel about cleaning ladies, I shit you not. Provided free of charge too, though I don't mind telling you that after it went viral on Second Life some ten years ago, it too made me (and PWL) some royalty coin. Hey, I wasn't going to argue with that result!!!  :yeahhh: 

Yeah well... you just admitted to not having an ear for something pretty basic in the music trade. Not a lot of people do, but then not a lot of people can lay claim to fronting the requisite oral skills for Molly either.

I happen to know Johnny Farnham had both, and I know it because I know people that played in bands with him back in the day. People who weren't in the habit of getting on their knees in return for a ticket to The Big Time. It so happens that Johnny was and that's why you know his name today. It didn't matter how well he could hit his notes (and yes, he can hit them) he had to be hungry enough to gobble enough cock for the promoters of the day to even bother getting behind his ass and bumfucking him in the general direction of the public consciousness. His peers were just as talented, some even more so. They didn't "service the contract" so to speak.

You want an example of a band that made it on their own terms in Australia, take a look at Cold Chisel. They told Molly to fuck off and were ignored like so many others. They made it in spite of this handicap. And quite a few were laughing when they got so popular doing it that people like Molly started talking about "this brand new band" he'd just discovered that the rest of us had known about for years. 

Only that when you start appropriating Johnny Farnham's efforts in lieu of your own and start comparing them to "my songs". You see, you have none of your own to put up. You all but admit as much yourself.

Here's the kicker though; I am a producer/engineer. And Johnny isn't. In the documentation of performances, I can and have run rings about that fucker and unlike him I didn't engage in homosexual practices to make my mark.

No... I just pissed you off instead. Have I thanked you for your efforts towards my career lately?  :crampe:

Everyone's is. And just so you know, it atrophies pretty fucking fast when you don't exercise it. Say, if your mouth gets infested with cancerous maggots.

Yeah well it's not like you'd have to spend any of it to prove me wrong or anything. I've recorded stuff on borrowed equipment before and DAWs like Audacity can be had for free. I use Reaper myself for preference; the last time I checked the demo for that was fully funcyioning and only nagged you every once in a while to register it... an arrangement I know you were familiar with from your time with Ulead.

So really, you could do it if you (a) had the ability and (b) the willingness to put your mind to it. I did and I have something to show for it.


You mean these fuckers?

Make me laugh! Those wankers were blowing out the lungs of entire wards of people on ventilators and praying for the unjabbled to die for the heinous crime of not submitting to experimental injections while they hid all the Ivermectin.

Strange, it sounds more like some beaner strangling his cat. Must be some version of Cleaning Lady that I wasn't previously aware of.

What it should have been was this...

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat

I might be a cunt... I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
I mightn't tell the truth all the time
Hey, what's your mum's number?

I might be a cunt... I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt


What, and hand you an unearned win? Yeah right, you fucking tone deaf loser!!!  :s_laugh:

i recognize this style.... did you ever post at VF? was your name "giga-wattz" or something? just curious.... probably mistaken....

I made A LOT of money in my last art exhibition hairy legs... A LOT.

SUCK A SAVALOY IDGIT!!!!

Quote from: deadskinmask on August 23, 2023, 07:04:16 PMi recognize this style.... did you ever post at VF? was your name "giga-wattz" or something? just curious.... probably mistaken....

Please leave this thread unless you want to talk about the world's finest singer and surviving cancer patient, John Farnham.

or take it to PM.... you are wearing out my scroll wheel.

pretty sure theres an "ignore" function.... feel free to add me.... have a day....

Poor old Dum Sum, always stuck in the past... I use  Paint Shop Pro Ultimate if I want to chop. That is why KM thinks I am best Chopper in flame town  but Raven puts out a great effort and so does Frood as well.


Producer engineer???? Don't make me laugh...

ps, you have proven you have shit taste in music...

It makes me lmao at how many times Adolf Bush Diver mentions poor Molly Meldrum. He is obsessed about him.

I have never seen an obsession like it..

I hardly ever watched Countdown. I did have a huge crush on John Paul Young though...and Shirley Strachan (however it's spelled)

and David Cassidy.

the music is good in the vicaroo however the lyrics are disgusting and if you think I believe for 1 nanosecond John Farnham was a poofta and got it on with Meldrum those rocks in your pointy head have pulped your grey matter red.

 :crazy:  :crazy:


Also I never got into the Blues Brothers. Drug theme movies aren't for Jehovah's Witnesses and I hate blues.

Who's John Farnham?  Never heard of him.

 :t2502:  :t2502:  :t2502:

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 08:38:52 PMWho's John Farnham?  Never heard of him.

 :t2502:  :t2502:  :t2502:

 The Voice.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 08:40:12 PMThe Voice.

 :confused1:

OK.  Is he Blake Sheldon's replacement?

Reggie Essent

https://youtu.be/dv54giOSRKs?si=MIkTt5IUPJDJJGUg

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 08:43:37 PMReggie Essent

https://youtu.be/dv54giOSRKs?si=MIkTt5IUPJDJJGUg

I don't click on videos, silly girl.

I'm just messing with you anyway.  Isn't he some Aussie singing star?

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 08:44:46 PMI don't click on videos, silly girl.

I'm just messing with you anyway.  Isn't he some Aussie singing star?

It's OK I AM USING MY STUPID PHONE WHICH IT FILLING UP TO MY 5 GIG LIMIT... I CANT COPY AND PAST ON THE SMART TV.. It is so annoying but too lazy to go out to my art studio in the freezing cold.

https://youtu.be/6m2m_9Uijso?si=5Ffp_-G75IpiGIw7

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 08:49:59 PMIt's OK I AM USING MY STUPID PHONE WHICH IT FILLING UP TO MY 5 GIG LIMIT... I CANT COPY AND PAST ON THE SMART TV.. It is so annoying but to lazy to go out to my art studio in the freezing cold.

https://youtu.be/6m2m_9Uijso?si=5Ffp_-G75IpiGIw7

The sun's going down and it's still hotter than fuck here.  But we're supposed to get some cooler weather in the next few days.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 08:52:56 PMThe sun's going down and it's still hotter than fuck here.  But we're supposed to get some cooler weather in the next few days.

 Our weather situations will reverse in 3 months... worse luck. I hate summer these days.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 09:40:51 PMOur weather situations will reverse in 3 months... worse luck. I hate summer these days.

My favorite time of year here is autumn.  From September through October the weather here is awesome.  Warm days, crisp nights and football.

Our football, not that weird Footie game you Aussies play, but that's a cool sport to watch too.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 09:58:09 PMMy favorite time of year here is autumn.  From September through October the weather here is awesome.  Warm days, crisp nights and football.

Our football, not that weird Footie game you Aussies play, but that's a cool sport to watch too.

The fall means endless hours of work for us farmers.

Quote from: Herman on August 23, 2023, 10:00:01 PMThe fall means endless hours of work for us farmers.

But the payoff is sweet, right?

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 09:58:09 PMMy favorite time of year here is autumn.  From September through October the weather here is awesome.  Warm days, crisp nights and football.

Our football, not that weird Footie game you Aussies play, but that's a cool sport to watch too.

It's changed a lot and there are youtube reaction stations and Americans reacting for the first time to seeing Aussie Rules.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 10:01:12 PMBut the payoff is sweet, right?

Hell ya. Then the old lady and I can take a trip in the winter. I can also drink more barrel wash.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 10:09:45 PMIt's changed a lot and there are youtube reaction stations and Americans reacting for the first time to seeing Aussie Rules.

I like Aussie rules footie.  They used to play it on late night cable all the time and I got hooked into it.  I don't see it on anymore, but I cut the cable a while back.  I could probably find it on this streaming stuff, but then they'd want money.  Fuck them.

Quote from: Herman on August 23, 2023, 10:12:21 PMHell ya. Then the old lady and I can take a trip in the winter. I can also drink more barrel wash.

It's all good then, brother!   :drunk2:

I like most weather 35 Celsius and under... over 35 and I am under refrigerated aircon....

We start Spring in a week.

 

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 10:14:14 PMIt's all good then, brother!  :drunk2:

:drunk2:

Quote from: deadskinmask on August 23, 2023, 07:04:16 PMi recognize this style.... did you ever post at VF? was your name "giga-wattz" or something? just curious.... probably mistaken....

Yeah I posted there. You were pretty much the reason I bothered to register. I lost count of the amount of times I got bored of waiting for an account registration to be approved.

7.83 Hz was my only nick there.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 07:05:44 PMI made A LOT of money in my last art exhibition hairy legs... A LOT.

You spread your legs and got first prize for the best dried arrangement then?

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 07:27:20 PMPoor old Dum Sum, always stuck in the past... I use  Paint Shop Pro Ultimate if I want to chop.

...and you moaned and bitched endlessly because you couldn't get Ulead registered... YEARS after the company went bust and bought up by Corel. Who also bought Jasc out of Paint Shop Pro and shut it down for years... until they realised their "Draw" program wasn't the drum roll maestro* "draw" they hoped it would be.

I got my start in Jasc's Paint Shop Pro. Pretty basic program, a kiddie toy really, a few rungs up the evolutionary ladder from MS Paint. Adobe Photoshop and Light Room were industry standards for a reason and I'm glad I made the switch.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 07:27:20 PMThat is why KM thinks I am best Chopper in flame town

KM also thinks he's going to revive Flametown with his overly inflated opinion of himself. I wouldn't be putting his recommendations on my cv if I were you.  :crampe: 0

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 07:27:20 PMProducer engineer???? Don't make me laugh...

I'll do whatever I please. If that includes getting recognised for my proficiency behind a mixing desk and having artists beating a path to my door...well, I've already done that. And kid... you haven't demonstrated any ability you can bring to the table so it really doesn't matter how you react, now does it? 

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 07:27:20 PMps, you have proven you have shit taste in music...

Just not shit enough to groove on out to gay icons like John Paul Young and David Cassidy, is that right? Do ANY of the musical acts you get on down to have any balls? I mean aside from the possible exception of Jimmy Barnes, all the examples you've offered up are the kind of homos that would have impressionable minds taking a carving knife to their own genitals!

Case in point; Shirley Strachan. Real name Grahame, but he took a girl's name and started singing heartwarming ditties about avoiding groupies ("Balwyn Calling"), his sex toy collection ("I'm Normal") and helpful tips on cleaning his clothes ("Don't Take Your Lurex To The Laundromat"). If that doesn't scream "GHEY" in fifty foot tall rainbow letters, I don't know what does.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 08:25:25 PMthe music is good in the vicaroo however the lyrics are disgusting and if you think I believe for 1 nanosecond John Farnham was a poofta and got it on with Meldrum those rocks in your pointy head have pulped your grey matter red.

It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I believe it because I've heard too many independent testimonials on the topic. You? You're just a Karen and a window licker on the subject... and you barely even qualify for that much where the music industry is concerned.

As like as not, the reason Johnny had mouth cancer in the first place was because of some unpronounceable disease he picked up from a dirty cock. Considering how much Columbian marching powder he's shoved up his snout over the years, it's a wonder he didn't go full Valdemort like Peaches did!  :crampe:

I never understood the lure of cocaine myself, but pretty much all the industry runs on addiction of some form or other. Cocaine happens to be the drug of choice of the pooftersexuals in the Aussie music industry, probably because of its effects when used as a sexual aid.

Quote from: caskur on August 23, 2023, 08:25:25 PMAlso I never got into the Blues Brothers. Drug theme movies aren't for Jehovah's Witnesses and I hate blues.

That's why you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I've a much wider appreciation of music than you'll ever know, that's why I can speak with authority while you pretend you can stand toe to toe with me on the topic and default to an echo chamber of YouTurd never-was-beens.

Sorry about your penis. Not sorry about the one that gave Johnny mouth cancer.

Oh, and in spite of what you might have thought otherwise, John-boy dropping to his knees is not so much an an indicator of his sexual preference as it is an indictment of how far he'd prostitute himself to be a Big Star in Caskur's wheelhouse. Some people draw the line at that kind of shit - he didn't and as a consequence enjoyed... well, barely a mention on the international stage.

Dan Ackroyd on the other hand...

John Farnham never sucked anyone's cock.

Kurt said you are a pervert and disgust him.

Now a word from a genuine music industry person rather than some crude Australian immigrant.

https://youtu.be/TPLu3V86zp0?si=xMSOgRNdWNEqo-Nk¹

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMYou spread your legs and got first prize for the best dried arrangement then?

1st prize was 1973 for drawing... best in 1st year high school. It was a blind contour drawing... beat that!!!

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AM...and you moaned and bitched endlessly because you couldn't get Ulead registered... YEARS after the company went bust and bought up by Corel. Who also bought Jasc out of Paint Shop Pro and shut it down for years... until they realised their "Draw" program wasn't the drum roll maestro* "draw" they hoped it would be.

Yep, losing my special cut out tool at that time was very annoying but I have adapted as a perfect artist would to my new improved Corel program. I am happy. I know that me being happy really upsets you muchly. Sorry, not sorry as Az would say...  when I went to art college we didn't have computers in the fine art and design program but they do now and I have to teach myself at home as I no longer go the art college and have managed to do just that, work it out myself.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMI got my start in Jasc's Paint Shop Pro. Pretty basic program, a kiddie toy really, a few rungs up the evolutionary ladder from MS Paint.
Photoshop and Light Room were industry standards for a reason and I'm glad I made the switch.

Basic programs suit basic people which is what you are... basic. CONGRATULATIONS on achieving reign over a basic program.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMKM also thinks he's going to revive Flametown with his overly inflated opinion of himself. I wouldn't be putting his recommendations on my cv if I were you.  :crampe: 0

POOFA is funny as in hilarious. You could develop a few pointers from him I reckon.  You are humourless to the average peon. Just saying.

I wonder if there is a comedian school you could sign up to part time?

Poofa's ideas are hilarious. He commands the members attention and even when he is being stoopid, he is still an entertainer. He is a natural entertainer.

He upsets some here but that isn't my problem... I warned people about things. They don't listen... that isn't really my concern anymore.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMI'll do whatever I please. If that includes getting recognised for my proficiency behind a mixing desk and having artists beating a path to my door...well, I've already done that. And kid... you haven't demonstrated any ability you can bring to the table so it really doesn't matter how you react, now does it? 

I am an artist and an artist who has been stolen from a fair few times... I will NOT give thieves anymore chances stealing my stuff so never expect me to dole out anymore freebies just to satisfy your appetite for even more PII than you already have. I know who I am and what I am worth. But the best thing I have is a very large creative imagination ... I can keep churning out my gift for decades to come.

I do not need to beat a path to anyone's door... alternatively... don't beat a path to mine either. I need NOTHING.. well that isn't 100% true... I do need to offload all my mother in laws shit....omg 

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMJust not shit enough to groove on out to gay icons like John Paul Young and David Cassidy, is that right?

Perfectly normal icons for 14 year old me... 14.11 year old me fell in love with Knights in White Satin by Moody Blues..  and Neil Young, his whole Harvest Album.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMDo ANY of the musical acts you get on down to have any balls? I mean aside from the possible exception of Jimmy Barnes, all the examples you've offered up are the kind of homos that would have impressionable minds taking a carving knife to their own genitals!

if I ever check down my favourite artists trousers, I will let you know. I don't judge my music tastes by men's genitals. That seems where your talentless self lays. You are so crass and I find that most mental patients seem overly preoccupied with their genitals.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMCase in point; Shirley Strachan. Real name Grahame, but he took a girl's name and started singing heartwarming ditties about avoiding groupies
It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I believe it because I've heard too many independent testimonials on the topic. You? You're just a Karen and a window licker on the subject... and you barely even qualify for that much where the music industry is concerned.

Since when does a person have to qualify to enjoy music tard? I will say what is good and not good to me, not you... you uppity little nobody. Ffs.

SKYHOOKS were good for their time in a popular music sense. Shirley was what most boys were nicknamed if they had blonde curls... it was a nickname reference to the child actor, Shirley Temple and if you were a true Blue, you'd know that fact.

You are like some little old cross dresser that has listened to too much gossip and that is shameful. Are you sure you have a dick yourself? I am starting to doubt it

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMAs like as not, the reason Johnny had mouth cancer in the first place was beca the use of some unpronounceable disease he picked up from a dirty cock. Considering how much Columbian marching powder he's shoved up his snout over the years, it's a wonder he didn't go full Valdemort like Peaches did!  :crampe:

Or more likely he got mouth cancer from smoking like my mother in law did... yeah??? Since my mil was a virgin who married a virgin I doubt her mouth cancer came from a diseased dick and came from smoking only.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMI never understood the lure of cocaine myself, but pretty much all the industry runs on addiction of some form or other. Cocaine happens to be the drug of choice of the pooftersexuals in the Aussie music industry, probably because of its effects when used as a sexual aid.

Again... don't care.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMThat's why you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I've a much wider appreciation of music than you'll ever know, that's why I can speak with authority while you pretend you can stand toe to toe with me on the topic and default to an echo chamber of YouTurd never-was-beens.

You shouldn't admit to being threatened by me.

Youtube is the best service on the net. It has no equal. I am quite sad for you not being able to appreciate them but that is because you seem to hate successful media.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 24, 2023, 04:47:33 AMSorry about your penis. Not sorry about the one that gave Johnny mouth cancer.

There you go again bearing false witness. It's your shtick and no one buys that.  Well maybe they do but I certainly don't.

Just so you know... bearing false witness about your betters is a gross sin.

Repent sinner!!!~

 David Essex....


Rock On.


 that guy will make you cream.

Quote from: caskur on August 24, 2023, 10:36:38 PMJohn Farnham never sucked anyone's cock.

Kurt said you are a pervert and disgust him.

:s_laugh:

Score! A non-flamer who has never even set foot in Flametown (nor ever been in the company of anyone who understands what flaming is) is compelled to pass judgement on that which he could never understand.

Hey Kurt! I don't care!  :crampe:

And you can both be revulsed by it, you can both deny it until you're blue in the face, it won't change the fact that Johnny got on his knees and polished the flanges of a good many people in the music industry to get his Big Break. That's just the way it is.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AM1st prize was 1973 for drawing... best in 1st year high school.

Nice. My first year in high school (a private Anglican denominated high school by the way) Cassandra Curse was the student art teacher. I learned a lot... and from people whose talent fetched a higher fee than the state schooling system could provide for.

And not just drawing mind you, I got a grounding in ceramics, lapidary, photography (including the finer points of developing the photos I took) and general art appreciation. I also wrote the sports column for the student newspaper and busied myself in the media department which at the time was preparing a daily radio show for a LPON campus radio station (that I helped build) that students would tune into on lunch break.

This is in addition to my regular curriculum, english theory and appreciation, social studies, science disciplines related to physics and chemistry and pure and applied mathmatics. And for a week out of every term (of which there were still three in the year at that time), we would truck off to places like Anglesea, Lake Eildon, Halls Gap et al to learn skills like kayaking, rock climbing, abseiling and so forth.

My first prize was a comprehensive education, earned off the back of diligence and creativity. I'll take that over yours any day of the week.  :yeahhh: 

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI know that me being happy really upsets you muchly.

:s_laugh:

My word, you're delivering the laughs thick and fast today, heheh. Truth is, I could give a fuck what your state of mind is, I mean... I'm over here and you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there, in the land that Time forgot.

But do go on projecting. Just remember who it was who assured me at TRF she was going to make it her business to fuck up mine back in 2016; remember too how quickly said person roared into FT when certain hatchets were being buried.

I'd feel sympathy for you, except that would be as much a wasted effort as getting all bent out of shape by you getting your jollies. I happen to think that getting emotionally invested in other peoples lives takes time out from dealing with mine. I happen to like mine and think it worth the effort. And if you were to take a leaf out of my book and apply it to yourself, you might find you have just cause to be happy... and the notion of anyone getting bent out of sorts wouldn't even enter into it.


( @Kurt - don't you dare nod your head old boy, just tell her I still repulse you and you won't be sleeping on the couch tonight!!  :crampe:  )

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMBasic programs suit basic people...

Which is why I don't bother with basic programs like Paint Shop Pro any more. It served its purpose as the jumping off point into the world of digital image manipulation, but I graduated to the benchmark industry standard nearly 20 years ago... better support, more plugins, greater control over the media AND it can easily integrate into the myriad of other programs offered by Adobe. Largely self taught too, so I'm not hampered by the "accepted way of doing things". Nope, I'm the George Martin of our time, getting creative with the tools at hand and coming up with inventive new ways of applying them, instead of doing what everyone else has done before me.

Not that you would know anything about that, you've been copycatting other people's schtick for so long it's become a mundane habit for you.  :laughinatu:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMPOOFA is funny as in hilarious. You could develop a few pointers from him I reckon.  You are humourless to the average peon.

Pardon, did you just call yourself an average peon?  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMPoofa's ideas are hilarious. He commands the members attention and even when he is being stoopid, he is still an entertainer. He is a natural entertainer.

Ahhhh, this would be a reference to all those bots and sock accounts at BF, silly me. Of course he is the draw to end all draws... just look at where everyone is posting.

Everywhere he isn't.  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI am an artist and an artist who has been stolen from a fair few times... I will NOT give thieves anymore chances stealing my stuff so never expect me to dole out anymore freebies just to satisfy your appetite for even more PII than you already have.

The fuck are you talking about? The only reason I know so much about you is because YOU put it out there in the first place. I didn't have to go looking for your name, when I resumed active posting at The Retard Farm you were watermarking it into every bloody photo you posted there! Under the auspices of nobody "stealing" photos which you were mooching free bandwidth to host. As do a lot of other people I might add, only we generally don't crap on about it being "stolen" from us when someone else picks it up and runs with it on the messageboards.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI know who I am and what I am worth. But the best thing I have is a very large creative imagination ... I can keep churning out my gift for decades to come.

Except you're not going to, right right. You're planning on being uncreative and boring on Soulbrah's forum, raving about how the royals aren't nonces and Little Johnny never gargled the gonad gravy of industry execs.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI do not need to beat a path to anyone's door... alternatively... don't beat a path to mine either.

Challenge accepted, Western Australia is the largest open air mental institution on the planet anyway.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI need NOTHING.. well that isn't 100% true... I do need to offload all my mother in laws shit....omg 
Perfectly normal icons for 14 year old me... 14.11 year old me fell in love with Knights in White Satin by Moody Blues..  and Neil Young, his whole Harvest Album.

 :rofl:

You're just a late bloomer I guess.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMif I ever check down my favourite artists trousers, I will let you know.

That is the most disturbing statement you've made all week. Quit channeling your inner Cookie Monster, I'm never gonna flash you my cock, you freak!

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMI don't judge my music tastes by men's genitals. That seems where your talentless self lays. You are so crass and I find that most mental patients seem overly preoccupied with their genitals.

Says the poor sad sack who hides hers behind a tangled brillo pad of steel grey pubes. You ain't a guy, no matter how hard you try to act like one, pretty much every guy on the planet has grabbed his at one time or another since we get to pee standing up. I mean you could do it too if you tried, you'd just look like a sumo wrester... and a very wrinkly one at that.

One point might be made though... men aren't in the habit of going nuts seven days out of every twenty-eight. Or in your case, three hundred odd days out of every 365.  :biggrin:
 

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMSince when does a person have to qualify to enjoy music tard?

Now you're just being Snopes level retarded. Show me where "enjoyment" entered into the equation; odds on it will be you banging on about number ones that virtually nobody outside of Australia ever gave a number two about.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMSKYHOOKS were good for their time in a popular music sense.

If by that you mean singing songs about Eastern States sensibilities while their groupes shagged and overdosed behind the speaker stacks I guess. Strange you would sing the praises of such while dismissing Blues Brothers as a drug movie, haha!  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMShirley was what most boys were nicknamed if they had blonde curls... it was a nickname reference to the child actor, Shirley Temple...

...a GIRL.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMYou are like some little old cross dresser...

You mean like Red Symonds?  :crampe:




Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat, could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties, the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now you put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No-one ever guesses your whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your
Ooh la la la la la la la la...

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together..

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your
Ooh la la la la la la la la...


A shining example of masculinity to be sure... masturbating to John Wayne movies in public. Not even Peewee Herman was that bloody tragic... and you reckon I'm the pervert?   :hee20hee20hee: 

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMAre you sure you have a dick yourself?

Why don't you ask Cookie Monster to start another thread about dick sizes... if it's really that important to you.  :biggrin:
 

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMOr more likely he got mouth cancer from smoking like my mother in law did... yeah???

Smoking teh cawk? Sure... and I'll thank you to refrain from going into detail about your mother-in-law's fellatory exploits in future, kthx.

Quote from: caskur on August 25, 2023, 01:53:29 AMYou shouldn't admit to being threatened by me.

Ohh, I'm not. As I said, you're way over there... plus you're a shut-in even when your douche of a premier isn't fencing the lot of you in. I can wind you up into fits of frothing frenzy and the worst you'll ever do is talk at me.... maybe throw up a PSP that wouldn't win first prize in a Form 1 blindfolded Crayola chewing contest.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur linkmsg=513845 date=1692942809Youtube is the best service on the net. It has no equal.

Oh but it does... "MySpace". 

:joy:

Quote from: caskur linkmsg=513845 date=1692942809I am quite sad for you not being able to appreciate them but that is because you seem to hate successful media.

https://www.youtube.com/live/XhrqLXj30YU?feature=shared&t=4067


Do tell me how much you "hate" that show and I might tell you how successful their midterm election coverage was... without YouTurd.  :crampe:
 

Quote from: caskur linkmsg=513845 date=1692942809There you go again bearing false witness.

I got your false witness hangin' old girl... by her grannie panties stolen from her sock drawer by the friendly neighbourhood nig-nog.   :biggrin:

Quote from: caskur linkmsg=513845 date=1692942809Just so you know... bearing false witness about your betters is a gross sin.

Repent sinner!!!~

Ahhh, I have nothing to repent though... in the absence of any proof to the contrary "thou shalt have no gods before Me" means I get to claim My birthright as supreme being in My affairs.

It's you poor fools aching to palm off the responsibility on to anyone else that are screwed.  :s_laugh:

(Psst; don't spend all day replying to it Caskur  :laugh:  )

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AM:s_laugh:

Score! A non-flamer who has never even set foot in Flametown (nor ever been in the company of anyone who understands what flaming is) is compelled to pass judgement on that which he could never understand.

Hey Kurt! I don't care!  :crampe:

Exactly because you are crass deplete of any dignity. You have already proved that.

Kurt's reply is, " fuck off, if it was back in the 1600s I'd  chop your head off...."

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMAnd you can both be revulsed by it, you can both deny it until you're blue in the face, it won't change the fact that Johnny got on his knees and polished the flanges of a good many people in the music industry to get his Big Break. That's just the way it is.

Sorry.... don't believe you and never will... post filmed photographic evidence or it never  happened.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMNice. My first year in high school (a private Anglican denominated high school by the way) Cassandra Curse was the student art teacher. I learned a lot... and from people whose talent fetched a higher fee than the state schooling system could provide for.

And not just drawing mind you, I got a grounding in ceramics, lapidary, photography (including the finer points of developing the photos I took) and general art appreciation. I also wrote thme sports column for the student newspaper and busied myself in the media department which at the time was preparing a daily radio show for a LPON campus radio station (that I helped build) that students would tune into on lunch break.

This is in addition to my regular curriculum, english theory and appreciation, social studies, science disciplines related to physics and chemistry and pure and applied mathmatics. And for a week out of every term (of which there were still three in the year at that time), we would truck off to places like Anglesea, Lake Eildon, Halls Gap et al to learn skills like kayaking, rock climbing, abseiling and so forth.

My first prize was a comprehensive education, earned off the back of diligence and creativity. I'll take that over yours any day of the week.  :yeahhh: 

:s_laugh:

That is really cool Row but I am more than adequately happy with my Fine Art and Design credentials...

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMMy word, you're delivering the laughs thick and fast today, heheh. Truth is, I could give a fuck what your state of mind is, I mean... I'm over here and you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there, in the land that Time forgot.

Damn, I was hoping you'd  round up all the parasitic eastern staters and ya know, take 'em back. They're are clogging up my state

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMBut do go on projecting. Just remember who it was who assured me at TRF she was going to make it her business to fuck up mine back in 2016; remember too how quickly said person roared into FT when certain hatchets were being buried.

I have no idea what hatchets you are talking about?

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMI'd feel sympathy for you, except that would be as much a wasted effort as getting all bent out of shape by you getting your jollies. I happen to think that getting emotionally invested in other peoples lives takes time out from dealing with mine. I happen to like mine and think it worth the effort. And if you were to take a leaf out of my book and apply it to yourself, you might find you have just cause to be happy... and the notion of anyone getting bent out of sorts wouldn't even enter into it.

Don't know what you are on about here either.. ... ugh. BLEAT ON....you love the sound of your own blather.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AM( @Kurt - don't you dare nod your head old boy, just tell her I still repulse you and you won't be sleeping on the couch tonight!!   

Kurt is 6' 3"... no couch fits...

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMWhich is why I don't bother with basic programs like Paint Shop Pro any more. It served its purpose as the jumping off point into the world of digital image manipulation, but I graduated to the benchmark industry standard nearly 20 years ago... better support, more plugins, greater control over the media AND it can easily integrate into the myriad of other programs offered by Adobe. Largely self taught too, so I'm not hampered by the "accepted way of doing things". Nope, I'm the George Martin of our time, getting creative with the tools at hand and coming up with inventive new ways of applying them, instead of doing what everyone else has done before me.

I love my Corel paint shop pro ultimate...

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMChrist I am a pecker head... God if you are real, zap me right now  :laughinatu:

Fixed it for you.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMPardon, did you just call yourself an average peon?  :crampe:

I am the Queen of Flame and Chops too... pay homage minced meat.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMAhhhh, this would be a reference to all those bots and sock accounts at BF, silly me. Of course he is the draw to end all draws... just look at where everyone is posting.

I am the draw. Flea is a draw... you and your friend... not so much. I gotta be truthful here.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMThe fuck are you talking about? The only reason I know so much about you is because YOU put it out there in the first place. I didn't have to go looking for your name, when I resumed active posting at The Retard Farm you were watermarking it into every bloody photo you posted there! Under the auspices of nobody "stealing" photos which you were mooching free bandwidth to host. As do a lot of other people I might add, only we generally don't crap on about it being "stolen" from us when someone else picks it up and runs with it on the messageboards.

Recollections may vary.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMExcept you're not going to, right right. You're planning on being uncreative and boring on Soulbrah's forum,

That is right... no more caskur freebies for you or cw...

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMYou're just a late bloomer I guess.

Early rippen, early rotten.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMThat is the most disturbing statement you've made all week. Quit channeling your inner Cookie Monster, I'm never gonna flash you my cock, you freak!

Phew, praise Jebus.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMOne point might be made though... men aren't in the habit of going nuts seven days out of every twenty-eight.

if you ask most people it's men who go nuts every single day. It is men who have no self control whatsoever.

Bleed on you brain mong.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMOr in your case, three hundred odd days out of e
level retarded. Show me where "enjoyment" entered into the equation; odds on it will be you banging on about number ones that virtually nobody outside of Australia ever gave a number two about.  :crampe:

Completely irrelevant. AUSTRALIA doesn't care what overseas limp dicks think. I sure as hell don't.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMIf by that you mean singing songs about Eastern States sensibilities while their groupes shagged and overdosed behind the speaker stacks I guess. Strange you would sing the praises of such while dismissing Blues Brothers as a drug movie, haha!  :crampe:

Don't care. It's their own dirt nap they're taking doing drugs.

I am not into people or invested in to people as you are... I only consider their art however that is displayed.

Never got into blue brothers or rocky horror picture show.... too interested in Barbra Streisand and Cat Stevens and quality singer song writers... Melanie Safka

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMI got your false witness hangin' old girl... by her grannie panties stolen from her sock drawer by the friendly neighbourhood nig-nog.   :biggrin:

If ever I find him he will be shark bait.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 25, 2023, 08:58:34 AMAhhh, I have nothing to repent though... in the absence of any proof to the contrary "thou shalt have no gods before Me" means I get to claim My birthright as supreme being in My affairs.

It's you poor fools aching to palm off the responsibility on to anyone else that are screwed.  :s_laugh:

Grandpa... you should go wash your skidmark stained jeans or at least wear underoos if you can afford them.... you're full of shit and you have serious leakage going on. I bet when you walk in a room, people pass out from the Brute you bath in to cover all the faecal stench that weeps out all your orifices. You know what you star in? You might even have cornered the market in it.
Blowing your own trumpet...and I bet if you had a rubber neck, I am not talking about that metal instrument either you'd be blowing your own trumpet 10 times a day...

And when you were a baby, I bet your mother babysat you by licking your lips and sticking you to a wall in the nursery alien child.

Maybe you were never a baby but some UFO dumped by aliens cuz you drove them nuts with your endless blather about how good you aren't on their space module.

A better place for you would have been a black hole.

We are only specks of dust in the vastness of the galaxy and in time we are but nothing so it matters not

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMExactly because you are crass deplete of any dignity.

You wouldn't recognise it even if it bit you on your saggy rack rivets.

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMKurt's reply is, " fuck off, if it was back in the 1600s I'd  chop your head off...."

Hold him up to the same standard you expect from me; tell him to stop living in the past. :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMSorry.... don't believe you and never will... post filmed photographic evidence or it never  happened.

Why don't you set the example to follow for once; post filmed photographic evidence of my having no dignity. Nah, you're incapable of that, therefore...

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMThat is really cool Row but I am more than adequately happy with my Fine Art and Design credentials...

That's nice. I'm so glad you are, I'd hate to think you were so envious of my accomplishments that you'd outright deny them.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMDamn, I was hoping you'd  round up all the parasitic eastern staters and ya know, take 'em back.

Surely you're big enough and ugly enough to take out your own trash!

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMI have no idea what hatchets you are talking about?

Of course not.  :hug2: 

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMDon't know what you are on about here either

"Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink..."

Jethro Tull's "Thick As A Brick"... sold quite a lot of copies. People like you should have their own anthem after all, Ian Anderson and the boys delivered you one... och aye!

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMKurt is 6' 3"... no couch fits...

They stack shit that high, huh? :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMI love my Corel paint shop pro ultimate...

Retards and their Crayolas...   :bhn42v_th:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMFixed it for you.

It wasn't broken. No matter, it wouldn't be the first perfectly working thing you;ve fucked up.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMI am the Queen of Flame and Chops too... pay homage minced meat.

Only awarded by people that similarly failed to understand what flaming was. We see the same sorts of ignoramuses declaring female impersonators to be women nowadays and I don't trust them to define the term either.

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMI am the draw. Flea is a draw... you and your friend... not so much. I gotta be truthful here.

Recollections may vary.

Assuredly they do. And I very nearly said "thanks but no thanks" when I was approached to mod a flame section in a community that by and large grew up never witnessing a plethora of shining examples of it.

Seems my even handedness behind the panel and understanding of the craft was a bigger draw than yours. Don't feel put out by it, the party was pretty much over by the time you got wind of it.
 

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMThat is right... no more caskur freebies for you or cw...

The freebies weren't that great, though that didn't preclude a little encouragement aimed at you doing better. No matter, if you're going to give up so easily, I'm sure someone else will step up to the plate.
Eventually.

And you'll get to mope and whine how much better you could have done it, if only you had tried.

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMEarly rippen, early rotten.

You meant to say "ripen" of course. You're leaving your run a bit late by the way, I don't imagine too many people will be interested in seeing how much you've ripened if you're doing it from six feet under.  :crampe:
 

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMif you ask most people it's men who go nuts every single day. It is men who have no self control whatsoever.

Dream on, men don't get to bleeding out their ass every month, they only get to put up with the result. Unless they're poofters of course, or they pay for the privilege of kicking their roots out the door after they've drained their balls.

Either of which might be considered eminently sensible solutions depending on who you talk to. I mean if Molly were here right now, he'd probably confirm it was why he used Johnny Farnham's mouth for his personal pocket pussy!  :crampe: 

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMCompletely irrelevant. AUSTRALIA doesn't care what overseas limp dicks think. I sure as hell don't.

So why post that nigger's video reaction to Pussymouth's warblings then, spam?

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMI am not into people or invested in to people as you are...

Ahhh, so we agree you're more of a self centered sociopath than I am, good good.  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMNever got into blue brothers or rocky horror picture show....

The fuck has Rocky Horror Picture show got to do with the price of fish in Fremantle?

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMtoo interested in Barbra Streisand and Cat Stevens and quality singer song writers... Melanie Safka

^
  :shit:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMIf ever I find him he will be shark bait.

The operative word being "if". A pretty big "if", given your 
 

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMGrandpa... you should go wash your skidmark stained jeans or at least wear underoos if you can afford them.... you're full of shit and you have serious leakage going on. I bet when you walk in a room, people pass out from the Brute you bath in to cover all the faecal stench that weeps out all your orifices. You know what you star in? You might even have cornered the market in it. Blowing your own trumpet...and I bet if you had a rubber neck, I am not talking about that metal instrument either you'd be blowing your own trumpet 10 times a day...

Hate to break it to you kid...nah, I'll let Bill Hicks break it to you, he puts it so much better...


He's kinda got a point. It would be the same if men got the periods instead of the chicks - it would be a subject as readily discussed as getting drunk or lighting your own farts. And women would be getting disgusted by it because it would be something they couldn't participate in the joys of it and therefore not take center stage. They hate not being the center of attention. Well, the Karens of this world at least, I've been fortunate enough to associate with women that don't mind sharing the limelight... the ones that see their menfolk as their complement, not their competition.

You might have seen them. They're the ones that don't bitch about their significant other. They also tend to lean right.  :laughinatu:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMAnd when you were a baby, I bet your mother babysat you by licking your lips and sticking you to a wall in the nursery alien child.

Maybe you were never a baby but some UFO dumped by aliens cuz you drove them nuts with your endless blather about how good you aren't on their space module.

If only!!! At least it wouldn't have involved lengthy discussions of Johnny Fellatio's shit record sales regarding songs about mop wench anthems!  :crampe:

Nah, I was lucky. A father who was a linguist with enough technical acumen to set up and run the Canberra CAE's Language Laboratory, a mother who taught primary school back when the curriculum was geared towards academic pursuits instead of anal play. I grew up surrounded by intellectuals and my every interest was encouraged. It's why I got as far as I have and be damned if it hasn't been a wild and enjoyable ride.

A pity you cannot say the same. I truly mean that. Not that you aren't serving a purpose, especially where I'm concerned, but I'd happily have done without your example on how NOT to behave if it meant a little more colour in your life.

But hey... you didn't get to tread that path and you are who you are. At least I can look to you and appreciate the breaks I got all the more.

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMA better place for you would have been a black hole.

Your vagina??? No thanks, I've better things to do with my time than jam my bell end into slavering gap-toothed sarlaac pits!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:24:30 AMWe are only specks of dust in the vastness of the galaxay and in time we are but nothing so it matters not

Keep spouting that defeatist nonsense and you'll lead a life devoid of achievement. You can do better you know, you need only give yourself permission to. Banging on about "not giving freebies" and complaining "so-and-so stole my shit" is a poor consolation prize at best and pontificating how little it matters in the cosmic scheme of things obfuscates the core truth.

Namely that it does matter... to you. Or at least it should, you are the person that gets to live with yourself 24/7. The rest of us... well we get to have time off from you and your Poofer-esque delusions of grandeur any time we choose. [/quote]

Here's a little North American ditty... quite the toe-tapper. And it has Saskatchewan in it too, so.... WIN!

Women have an excuse for being temperamental .... Men have none. They're aggro bastards...

Go Barbra!!!   :djparty:

I am really glad you didn't do drugs, Barbs.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 26, 2023, 08:52:59 AMThey hate not being the center of attention. Well, the Karens of this world at least, I've been fortunate enough to associate with women that don't mind sharing the limelight... the ones that see their menfolk as their complement, not their competition.

You might have seen them. They're the ones that don't bitch about their significant other. They also tend to lean right. 

What a load of wank...This has got to be one of the most unhinged twaddle paragraphs you have even written and you have written plenty of unhinged twaddle over the years... I am sure that is the consensus among us flame warriors.

Most of the men at BH were bogans and jailbirds. ie, nobodies.

My record is married 39 years.... How many times have your right whingers here been married more than once? Dove 4, you supposedly twice... our good friends Lokmar and Biggie twice as well.

Just so you know, when your record is stellar and unblemished as mine, then you'll have something to crow about... You want a doormat as a partner so you are never challenged?... what a giant sook you are....lol

You might make a good JW with all your attitudes towards females.

Clueless, I'll send you a hint because I am nice like that.... you will NEVER be able to dominate me under under any circmstances. You tried your level best but failed miserably, sorta like your song selection.

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 03:53:26 PMWhat a load of wank...This has got to be one of the most unhinged twaddle paragraphs you have even written and you have written plenty of unhinged twaddle over the years... I am sure that is the consensus among us flame warriors.

Most of the men at BH were bogans and jailbirds. ie, nobodies.

YHBT!!!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 03:53:26 PMMy record is married 39 years.... How many times have your right whingers here been married more than once? Dove 4, you supposedly twice... our good friends Lokmar and Biggie twice as well.

Just so you know, when your record is stellar and unblemished as mine, then you'll have something to crow about...

"Supposedly twice" you say?

Again... YHBT!!!  :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 03:53:26 PMYou want a doormat as a partner so you are never challenged?...

No... I don't want a partner at all. I'm doing just fine on my own, thanks. Again YHBT!!! :s_laugh:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 03:53:26 PMClueless, I'll send you a hint because I am nice like that.... you will NEVER be able to dominate me under under any circmstances.

And yet... YHBT!!!

And to think I wasn't even trying.  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 03:18:31 PMWomen have an excuse for being temperamental .... Men have none. They're aggro bastards...

Go Barbra!!!   :djparty:

I am really glad you didn't do drugs, Barbs.

There wasn't enough coke to fill her big nose.  :crampe:

Look at Sackur in the third row!  :s_laugh:  :s_laugh:

I have no idea what YHBT means so you dopey post doper is lost on me.... try again.

Quote from: caskur on August 27, 2023, 03:39:29 PMI have no idea what YHBT means

That's because you're stupid.

Trolls know... for everyone else there's this thing called Google...

double post... so a great opportunity to drop another brilliant track by a world class act

John Farmham singing, Touch of Paradise.




https://youtu.be/-N_rwDyGmyU?si=Sf0VkEsGLNwRuIo-

Quote from: RAVEN on August 27, 2023, 04:59:45 PMYou have been trolled... deary :)

 More like Dopey is bleating another airclaim. You might not know him, like I know him. He is most infamous for waving his dick around flame town making allsorts of airclaims.

I own him. He knows it.

Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 27, 2023, 04:51:49 PMThat's because you're stupid.

I am not a troll.

QuoteTrolls know... for everyone else there's this thing called Google...

n 20 yrs f pstng n n hs vr wrttn tht t m.

nw wrk tht t fckwt.

I am going to have to fix my posts on my PC worst luck...

I hate booting up the PC BECAUSE of endless endless endless MS updates.  :facepalm:

Quote from: caskur on August 27, 2023, 08:16:46 PMI am not a troll.

You aren't a flamer either.

Quote from: caskur on August 27, 2023, 08:11:17 PMMore like Dopey is bleating another airclaim. You might not know him, like I know him. He is most infamous for waving his dick around flame town making allsorts of airclaims.

None of which included me being married "supposedly twice". That's a genuine bona fide Sackur airclaim.

One that was sold her, one that trolled her.  :yeahhh:

I wonder how many other airclaims she's made...

Quote from: caskur on August 27, 2023, 08:11:17 PMI own him. He knows it.

There's two!  :crampe:

Quote from: caskur on August 27, 2023, 08:28:06 PMI am going to have to fix my posts on my PC worst luck...

I hate booting up the PC BECAUSE of endless endless endless MS updates.  :facepalm:

How about fixing your bloody PC. Or better yet, simply not not fucking up in the first place? :s_laugh:  :s_laugh:

 :s_hi: 


Pull up a chair and hear the Voice..

Good song.

Quote from: caskur on August 28, 2023, 03:27:44 AM:s_hi: 


Pull up a chair and hear the Voice..

Don't mind if I do...

Quick question... who did Johnson-nobbling Farnham say The Voice was?


That's right... NOT him. Try and understand it, whoah-ohh-oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-oh...


 :evilthoughts2:

Wolf Winters, Sounds of Silence


These are some of the deepest pipes I have ever heard, infact it's..... they're the deepest.

Here another song that is beautiful and so is the reactioner..

Very good comments.