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General Discussion => General Chit Chat => Topic started by: Herman on August 09, 2023, 02:15:16 PM

Title: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Herman on August 09, 2023, 02:15:16 PM
A woman who goes by "CHIP GIRL™️" recently shared a video of herself allegedly purchasing groceries using a chip implanted in her hand, which she originally had inserted as a security mechanism.

"Chip Girl" reportedly first got the chip installed as a replacement for having to use keys in her front door and household cupboards.

A new firmware update allegedly allowed the woman to pay for groceries using her hand for the first time.

"I'm at Whole Foods and I'm about to pay for my groceries with my hand," Waller said in a video posted to Twitter.

Waller has previously posted about her RFID chip; a July 2023 video featured captions that read "My name is chip girl ... because I have a chip inside my hand ... it's used as a key to open doors ... the doors to our house."

RFID chips used for security protocols have long been in use in countries like Sweden, as written about on CNET in 2015.

Employees for the high-tech office campus called Epicenter in Sweden began using chip implants to open doors and operate machinery in place of key cards.

"Today it's a bit messy — we need PIN codes and passwords. Wouldn't it be easy to just touch with your hand? That's really intuitive," a man named Hannes Sjoblad said at the time. In fact, he was allegedly convincing enough that a BBC News technology correspondent decided to be voluntarily chipped for a report.

In 2018, NPR reported that over 4,000 Swedes had been chipped by a company started by a body piercer.

"Having different cards and tokens verifying your identity to a bunch of different systems just doesn't make sense," said founder Jowan Osterlund. "Using a chip means that the hyper-connected surroundings that you live in every day can be streamlined."

One woman even claimed that the chip "basically solves [her] problems," as she used it to share her LinkedIn details at networking events to avoid having to spell out her name.
https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1688024396701577217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1688024396701577217%7Ctwgr%5E03817131242b8df88f3018c7eec96dffccb78386%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theblaze.com%2Fnews%2Fchip-payment-whole-foods-rfid


Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 09, 2023, 02:33:05 PM
A very unsecure way of protecting your finances and assets if I may say so. I wonder how long it's going to take before muggers take to hacking off people's hands.

Or someone like Amazon decides to lock you out of them...ohh wait, they don't even need an RFID chip for that, do they?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Herman on August 09, 2023, 02:53:43 PM
Quote from: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 09, 2023, 02:33:05 PM
A very unsecure way of protecting your finances and assets if I may say so. I wonder how long it's going to take before muggers take to hacking off people's hands.

Or someone like Amazon decides to lock you out of them...ohh wait, they don't even need an RFID chip for that, do they?
All I know is that old Herman aint getting chipped.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 09, 2023, 04:37:04 PM

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Revelation 13:16-17
King James Version


It's coming.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Herman on August 09, 2023, 04:40:50 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 09, 2023, 04:37:04 PM
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Revelation 13:16-17
King James Version


It's coming.
Something is up.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: JOE on August 09, 2023, 06:01:46 PM
Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 04:40:50 PM
Something is up.

Corporations & the people who run them are quite obviously getting too greedy & power hungry.

Pretty soon people will revolt & the corporations' own shit will blow up in their face.

They aren't even subtle about it but thats why blowback is coming
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: DKG on August 09, 2023, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 02:15:16 PM
A woman who goes by "CHIP GIRL™️" recently shared a video of herself allegedly purchasing groceries using a chip implanted in her hand, which she originally had inserted as a security mechanism.

"Chip Girl" reportedly first got the chip installed as a replacement for having to use keys in her front door and household cupboards.

A new firmware update allegedly allowed the woman to pay for groceries using her hand for the first time.

"I'm at Whole Foods and I'm about to pay for my groceries with my hand," Waller said in a video posted to Twitter.

Waller has previously posted about her RFID chip; a July 2023 video featured captions that read "My name is chip girl ... because I have a chip inside my hand ... it's used as a key to open doors ... the doors to our house."

RFID chips used for security protocols have long been in use in countries like Sweden, as written about on CNET in 2015.

Employees for the high-tech office campus called Epicenter in Sweden began using chip implants to open doors and operate machinery in place of key cards.

"Today it's a bit messy — we need PIN codes and passwords. Wouldn't it be easy to just touch with your hand? That's really intuitive," a man named Hannes Sjoblad said at the time. In fact, he was allegedly convincing enough that a BBC News technology correspondent decided to be voluntarily chipped for a report.

In 2018, NPR reported that over 4,000 Swedes had been chipped by a company started by a body piercer.

"Having different cards and tokens verifying your identity to a bunch of different systems just doesn't make sense," said founder Jowan Osterlund. "Using a chip means that the hyper-connected surroundings that you live in every day can be streamlined."

One woman even claimed that the chip "basically solves [her] problems," as she used it to share her LinkedIn details at networking events to avoid having to spell out her name.
https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1688024396701577217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1688024396701577217%7Ctwgr%5E03817131242b8df88f3018c7eec96dffccb78386%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theblaze.com%2Fnews%2Fchip-payment-whole-foods-rfid
I read the government of China wants this.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 09, 2023, 07:18:44 PM
Wow.  Isn't there a Bible prophecy about this?

The mark of the beast?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: DKG on August 09, 2023, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 09, 2023, 07:18:44 PM
Wow.  Isn't there a Bible prophecy about this?

The mark of the beast?
Nobody can buy or sell without it
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 10, 2023, 03:06:01 AM
Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 02:53:43 PM
All I know is that old Herman aint getting chipped.
Mmmm, I'm not seeing the upside of it either. At least not in the conventional sense.

I think it's high time I built Electroboom's magic wand. Delivers a ton of static electricity, enough to flatten your shirt against your body at a distance of about a metre or so, so you can imagine the zap it delivers on contact. I'd planned to use it to scramble Amazon drones and the like, these RFID chips look like serious contenders for summary frying.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Zetsu on August 17, 2023, 08:59:39 PM
I was about to call this women stupid, but then I remember I once wanted to implant a bird cage into my torso so I can smuggle quails into Canada.  :oeudC:
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Shen Li on August 17, 2023, 09:27:32 PM
Quote from: Zetsu on August 17, 2023, 08:59:39 PMI was about to call this women stupid, but then I remember I once wanted to implant a bird cage into my torso so I can smuggle quails into Canada.  :oeudC:
Huh???
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Zetsu on August 19, 2023, 12:00:22 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on August 17, 2023, 09:27:32 PMHuh???

It was when bird flu was still a thing and Canadian customs banned the import of pet birds to Canada, lol then I thought of the stupid about installing a baseball size cage on the side of my belly.  :blush:
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: DKG on August 19, 2023, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Zetsu on August 19, 2023, 12:00:22 PMIt was when bird flu was still a thing and Canadian customs banned the import of pet birds to Canada, lol then I thought of the stupid about installing a baseball size cage on the side of my belly.  :blush:
You must really love raising birds.
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Rancidmilko on August 19, 2023, 06:31:09 PM
Quote from: Zetsu on August 17, 2023, 08:59:39 PMI was about to call this women stupid, but then I remember I once wanted to implant a bird cage into my torso so I can smuggle quails into Canada.  :oeudC:

Couldn't you simply take the Richard Gere approach?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Rancidmilko on August 19, 2023, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 09, 2023, 07:18:44 PMWow.  Isn't there a Bible prophecy about this?

The mark of the beast?

All the same tru different times

Of course, these days Satan offers afterschool programs, so you DO know this must that end times thing fo sho
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Lokmar on August 19, 2023, 07:35:49 PM
When this is mandated by law, gaytheists will declare it to be a coincidence that it lines up with Biblical Prophecy. Right, Herr Fuhrer?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Herman on August 20, 2023, 03:01:17 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on August 19, 2023, 06:31:09 PMCouldn't you simply take the Richard Gere approach?
What did that guy do?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Rancidmilko on August 20, 2023, 04:18:27 PM
Quote from: Herman on August 20, 2023, 03:01:17 PMWhat did that guy do?

Put a gerbil up his ass
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 20, 2023, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on August 20, 2023, 04:18:27 PMPut a gerbil up his ass

Noodle Neck signed up?
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Zetsu on August 20, 2023, 04:46:04 PM
Quote from: DKG on August 19, 2023, 12:20:34 PMYou must really love raising birds.

No birds/fish = no life  :good:
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Zetsu on August 20, 2023, 04:48:52 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on August 20, 2023, 04:18:27 PMPut a gerbil up his ass

What kind kind of asshole would do that to animals.  :shakefist:
Title: Re: Paying With a Chip Implant in the Hand
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 22, 2023, 04:54:45 AM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on August 19, 2023, 06:31:09 PMCouldn't you simply take the Richard Gere approach?
You mean like Ray Charles?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0


...shove a quail up your arse and shake a tailfeather?


Surely someone would notice that at Customs...