:s_hi:
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I fucking gorgeous I tell you.
How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 09, 2023, 04:39:17 PM
How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.
Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 04:42:31 PM
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.
Frankenstein gettin' some regular! My man!
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
Greetings.
Bet you this one hails from Illinois...
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 10, 2023, 07:44:42 PM
Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.
Yes. I tried Crest before and it was too abrasive.