Title: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 12:26:47 AM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 12:26:47 AM
Because our beloved friend cookie monsterC delights in receiving our gratuitous emails with such passion and vigor and his opinion is of such immense value to me I figured it prudent to embark on yet another mass emailing campaign to all members both past and present.
1237 beloved souls to be exact.
1240 if you count the fact that I am purposely sending him three copies of the email.
I simply must be sure he's received it.
This time, taking into consideration operational errors in the last campaign we will be including a link to this thread so that our beloved members who remain MIA until this day can gain insight as to what to do next if their password does not work.
First and foremost, an important matter to address. If your name is Seamajor we'd prefer you didn't attempt to register.
Not now, not ever.
Honestly, and I believe I speak for entirety of the membership when I say, rather than login in here to tongue kiss our ankles until those kids locked in your closet are bound for college, we'd prefer you meet a grisly end at mouth of some vicious underwater creature capable of swallowing cretinous little spastic monkeys such as yourself whole.
In fact, if you are in any way related to that creepy circus freak through blood, matrimony or that the soiled DNA passed down through centuries of inbreeding and animal rape please drop dead right now.
We don't want you here.
Okay, now that this is out of the way onto important business matters. The matter of getting YOU the valued member back into your account.
As you may or may not know, this site has undergone some serious cosmetic changes and with those changes came a transition in software platforms. Software platforms which are entirely dissimilar in the way they store user passwords within the database.
Long story short? Your Blue Cashew password which may have been memorized or saved in your browser will no longer work on this new and improved version of TBC - which we are now affectionately dubbing ** The Last Mecca Of Free Speech On The Internet **
So please, take a moment as you attempt to login to find the "forgot password" link. it should be directly beneath the login and password fields. Use it to send a password reset link to the email you have on file when you first registered.
If this does not work you can still avail yourself of our guest posting feature which can be found here
https://thebluecashew.net/index.php/board,10.0.html
To alert the admins of your inability to login. Or, you can register a fresh account and do the same.
Once you are verified as who you say you are it is a rather trivial matter for us to re-associate all of your old posts with whatever ID you have chosen to register. And once that process is complete, we can then remove the old account and assign you the same name you enjoyed previously.
Good luck, and have fun!
1237 beloved souls to be exact.
1240 if you count the fact that I am purposely sending him three copies of the email.
I simply must be sure he's received it.
This time, taking into consideration operational errors in the last campaign we will be including a link to this thread so that our beloved members who remain MIA until this day can gain insight as to what to do next if their password does not work.
First and foremost, an important matter to address. If your name is Seamajor we'd prefer you didn't attempt to register.
Not now, not ever.
Honestly, and I believe I speak for entirety of the membership when I say, rather than login in here to tongue kiss our ankles until those kids locked in your closet are bound for college, we'd prefer you meet a grisly end at mouth of some vicious underwater creature capable of swallowing cretinous little spastic monkeys such as yourself whole.
In fact, if you are in any way related to that creepy circus freak through blood, matrimony or that the soiled DNA passed down through centuries of inbreeding and animal rape please drop dead right now.
We don't want you here.
Okay, now that this is out of the way onto important business matters. The matter of getting YOU the valued member back into your account.
As you may or may not know, this site has undergone some serious cosmetic changes and with those changes came a transition in software platforms. Software platforms which are entirely dissimilar in the way they store user passwords within the database.
Long story short? Your Blue Cashew password which may have been memorized or saved in your browser will no longer work on this new and improved version of TBC - which we are now affectionately dubbing ** The Last Mecca Of Free Speech On The Internet **
So please, take a moment as you attempt to login to find the "forgot password" link. it should be directly beneath the login and password fields. Use it to send a password reset link to the email you have on file when you first registered.
If this does not work you can still avail yourself of our guest posting feature which can be found here
https://thebluecashew.net/index.php/board,10.0.html
To alert the admins of your inability to login. Or, you can register a fresh account and do the same.
Once you are verified as who you say you are it is a rather trivial matter for us to re-associate all of your old posts with whatever ID you have chosen to register. And once that process is complete, we can then remove the old account and assign you the same name you enjoyed previously.
Good luck, and have fun!
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 03:52:58 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 03:52:58 PM
Friends, I have some alarming news.
You may want to make sure you are seated comfortably before reading on.
It would appear our dear friends Crapola monster and crust weasel are not at all impressed with our outreach efforts to our displaced flock.
They appear quite distressed over the matter over at buffalo factory and I cannot think of a better way to lift their disheartened spirits and let them know how much their opinions mean to me on a personal level than to send them several more emails with similar content.
This time, from various and anonymous sources so that the technological equivalent of covering their ears and humming like the paper thin sissies they really are cannot be possible.
oh, and hi Flynn :s_hi:
You may want to make sure you are seated comfortably before reading on.
It would appear our dear friends Crapola monster and crust weasel are not at all impressed with our outreach efforts to our displaced flock.
They appear quite distressed over the matter over at buffalo factory and I cannot think of a better way to lift their disheartened spirits and let them know how much their opinions mean to me on a personal level than to send them several more emails with similar content.
This time, from various and anonymous sources so that the technological equivalent of covering their ears and humming like the paper thin sissies they really are cannot be possible.
oh, and hi Flynn :s_hi:
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 19, 2023, 08:59:28 PM
Post by: caskur on August 19, 2023, 08:59:28 PM
I can't be bothered reading BF.
You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.
They have a gang mentality..
BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?
You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.
They have a gang mentality..
BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Frood on August 19, 2023, 09:00:33 PM
Post by: Frood on August 19, 2023, 09:00:33 PM
Hopefully it never ends...
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 19, 2023, 09:03:19 PM
Post by: caskur on August 19, 2023, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: Frood on August 19, 2023, 09:00:33 PMHopefully it never ends...
BF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Frood on August 19, 2023, 09:12:45 PM
Post by: Frood on August 19, 2023, 09:12:45 PM
Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 09:03:19 PMBF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.
Good.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 09:21:36 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 09:21:36 PM
Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 08:59:28 PMI can't be bothered reading BF.
You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.
They have a gang mentality..
BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?
there's a hollyweird strike?
lolz
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 09:22:43 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 09:03:19 PMBF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.
that's excellent news
Maybe he could get some serious income going off his Lurch merch and the mayhem transactions among all three of his regular members
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Oerdin on August 21, 2023, 07:27:37 PM
Post by: Oerdin on August 21, 2023, 07:27:37 PM
Quote from: caskur on August 19, 2023, 08:59:28 PMI can't be bothered reading BF.
You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.
They have a gang mentality..
BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?
No one noticed there was a strike so slowly they are learning how worthless they are.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Lokmar on August 21, 2023, 07:54:31 PM
Post by: Lokmar on August 21, 2023, 07:54:31 PM
Everything that comes out of there is about 2 guys fucking. I hope hollyweird goes under. AI can write fag storylines for less I'm sure.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 21, 2023, 08:22:28 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 21, 2023, 08:22:28 PM
So what do you think guys?
Should our dear friends Crapola Monster and the Creep Widget get another 20 or 30 emails letting them know we care?
My finger is on send :popcorn:
Should our dear friends Crapola Monster and the Creep Widget get another 20 or 30 emails letting them know we care?
My finger is on send :popcorn:
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Oerdin on August 21, 2023, 11:14:44 PM
Post by: Oerdin on August 21, 2023, 11:14:44 PM
Just ignore them.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Lokmar on August 22, 2023, 01:18:10 AM
Post by: Lokmar on August 22, 2023, 01:18:10 AM
SEND!!!!!!
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2023, 01:37:55 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2023, 01:37:55 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 21, 2023, 08:22:28 PMSo what do you think guys?
Should our dear friends Crapola Monster and the Creep Widget get another 20 or 30 emails letting them know we care?
My finger is on send :popcorn:
They might have missed the emails. You should send again just to be sure.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 12:15:16 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 12:15:16 PM
You guys are right.
they do need more emails.
I'd hate for them to feel like we don't care
they do need more emails.
I'd hate for them to feel like we don't care
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 01:04:03 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 01:04:03 PM
Good News Cookie
a fresh batch of emails just went out.
Should be arriving in your inbox shortly!
a fresh batch of emails just went out.
Should be arriving in your inbox shortly!
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 01:07:21 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 01:07:21 PM
you know who is not getting any emails?
Admong, sewage and fat oak.
nobody likes them it seems
https://youtu.be/jNidgA_efz0
Admong, sewage and fat oak.
nobody likes them it seems
https://youtu.be/jNidgA_efz0
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 05:48:54 PM
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on August 21, 2023, 07:54:31 PMEverything that comes out of there is about 2 guys fucking. I hope hollyweird goes under. AI can write fag storylines for less I'm sure.
Absolutely. I haven't got one bit of time for the writers of Hollywood immorality.
If there is place lower than a gutter, they're innit!!!~
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 05:54:34 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 05:54:34 PM
Speaking of a place lower than the gutter
my minions tell me our highly esteemed colleague Uncle Dilf pummeled buttercup factory with gay scat this morning.
and the regulars there loved it.
my minions tell me our highly esteemed colleague Uncle Dilf pummeled buttercup factory with gay scat this morning.
and the regulars there loved it.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 06:05:31 PM
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 06:05:31 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 05:54:34 PMSpeaking of a place lower than the gutter
my minions tell me our highly esteemed colleague Uncle Dilf pummeled buttercup factory with gay scat this morning.
and the regulars there loved it.
Way to go attracting the new and improved membership.
Why doesn't BF dump DILF?
I shake my head over his wrong choice.
I am thinking BF might shut down.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 06:10:58 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: caskur on August 22, 2023, 06:05:31 PMWay to go attracting the new and improved membership.
Why doesn't BF dump DILF?
I shake my head over his wrong choice.
I am thinking BF might shut down.
The sight of scat might turn him on
he favors that big beastly pig who is full of shit after all.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 07:30:46 PM
Post by: caskur on August 22, 2023, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 22, 2023, 06:10:58 PMThe sight of scat might turn him on
he favors that big beastly pig who is full of shit after all.
We need a puke emoji
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: cookie monster on August 23, 2023, 05:32:52 AM
Post by: cookie monster on August 23, 2023, 05:32:52 AM
Quote from: RAVEN on August 22, 2023, 12:49:18 PM:s_laugh:
(https://i.imgur.com/DpBErsu.gif)
Stolen.
e-mails go boing!
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: cookie monster on August 23, 2023, 05:42:14 AM
Post by: cookie monster on August 23, 2023, 05:42:14 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 19, 2023, 12:26:47 AMBecause our beloved friend cookie monsterC d
Thanks for the trophy thread you needy gaygot.
(https://i.postimg.cc/nLpqh7Zj/cookgun.jpg)
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Frood on August 23, 2023, 05:42:25 AM
Post by: Frood on August 23, 2023, 05:42:25 AM
Looney never fails to eat the cookie...
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 05:50:34 AM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 05:50:34 AM
Quote from: cookie monster on August 23, 2023, 05:42:14 AMThanks for the trophy thread you needy gaygot.
(https://i.postimg.cc/nLpqh7Zj/cookgun.jpg)
Don't mention it you spacey fucktarded imbecile
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 23, 2023, 06:50:09 AM
Post by: Adolf Oliver Bush on August 23, 2023, 06:50:09 AM
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 06:15:45 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 06:15:45 PM
Cookie Muppet is never going to live down starting a thread at TRF entitled "Going to need those measurements boys"
LMAO
another email blast?
LMAO
another email blast?
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Herman on August 23, 2023, 10:47:05 PM
Post by: Herman on August 23, 2023, 10:47:05 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 06:15:45 PMCookie Muppet is never going to live down starting a thread at TRF entitled "Going to need those measurements boys"He did what?
LMAO
another email blast?
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 10:59:24 PM
Post by: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 10:59:24 PM
Quote from: Herman on August 23, 2023, 10:47:05 PMHe did what?
Serious bro
He started a thread back at a now defunct forum named Third Rail Forum which was entitled "lets see those measurements boys"
and in the thread he was soliciting male members to share pictures of their dicks
I shit you not.
I'm pretty sure caskur
reaps the honest
Reggie Essent
Dove
Adolf Oliver Bush
Frood
were there to see itpossibly others
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 11:02:49 PM
Post by: Reggie Essent on August 23, 2023, 11:02:49 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 10:59:24 PMSerious bro
He started a thread back at a now defunct forum named Third Rail Forum which was entitled "lets see those measurements boys"
and in the thread he was soliciting male members to share pictures of their dicks
I shit you not.
I'm pretty sure caskur
possibly others
Can't say I remember that. I always just did flybys at Third Rail. Didn't delve too deep there.
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: caskur on August 24, 2023, 01:17:24 AM
Post by: caskur on August 24, 2023, 01:17:24 AM
I didn't see it either but am aware of the incident .
And I don't care. Cookie Monster is heterosexual....
And I don't care. Cookie Monster is heterosexual....
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: reaps the honest on August 24, 2023, 12:32:04 PM
Post by: reaps the honest on August 24, 2023, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 10:59:24 PMSerious bro
He started a thread back at a now defunct forum named Third Rail Forum which was entitled "lets see those measurements boys"
and in the thread he was soliciting male members to share pictures of their dicks
I shit you not.
I'm pretty sure caskur
possibly others
Yeah the what size is your penis thread.
Fucking fag that fella,
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: DKG on August 24, 2023, 12:41:24 PM
Post by: DKG on August 24, 2023, 12:41:24 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 23, 2023, 10:59:24 PMSerious broNothing strange about that.
He started a thread back at a now defunct forum named Third Rail Forum which was entitled "lets see those measurements boys"
and in the thread he was soliciting male members to share pictures of their dicks
I shit you not.
I'm pretty sure caskur
possibly others
Title: Re: In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users
Post by: Dove on August 28, 2023, 01:59:09 PM
Post by: Dove on August 28, 2023, 01:59:09 PM
I like Cookie Monster. He is definitely a colorful character lol