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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: keeper on July 10, 2014, 01:18:03 PM

Title: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2014, 01:18:03 PM
A Game, 2 Truths and a lie.



Here is how you play.



List 3 things randomly and we guess which 2 are truth and which is the lie.



I will go First.



1. I have a SERIOUS crush on Berry Sweet

2. I have met 4 people from VF in real life.

3. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I declined
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2014, 01:45:23 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"A Game, 2 Truths and a lie.



Here is how you play.



List 3 things randomly and we guess which 2 are truth and which is the lie.



I will go First.



1. I have a SERIOUS crush on Berry Sweet

2. I have met 4 people from VF in real life.

3. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I declined

First two are true, the third is BS.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2014, 05:42:44 PM
1. I have a SERIOUS crush on Berry Sweet - True

2. I have met 4 people from VF in real life. - False

3. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I declined - True
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: cc on July 10, 2014, 07:31:55 PM
Aw. # 3 is sad







Edit - ya, # 1 is good
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2014, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"1. I have a SERIOUS crush on Berry Sweet - True

2. I have met 4 people from VF in real life. - False

3. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I declined - True

Berry Sweet seems like a lovely girl Keeper.

 :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2014, 07:35:17 PM
Now it is my turn..



1. I wanted to be a cosmetologist when I was in high school

2. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I accepted

3. My brother is a policeman in a predominantly First Nations community in Manitoba.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2014, 09:12:39 PM
cant see you in a 3 some sorry lol

1. I wanted to be a cosmetologist when I was in high school true

2. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I accepted false

3. My brother is a policeman in a predominantly First Nations community in Manitoba. true
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2014, 09:13:27 PM
Quote from: "cc li tarte"Aw. # 3 is sad







Edit - ya, # 1 is good


 :lol:  good story behind #3....  :o
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 11, 2014, 02:13:41 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"1. I have a SERIOUS crush on Berry Sweet - True

2. I have met 4 people from VF in real life. - False

3. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I declined - True

They must have been some damned ugly for you to turn down a threesome?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 11, 2014, 02:16:11 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Now it is my turn..



1. I wanted to be a cosmetologist when I was in high school

2. I once was asked to join a 3 some, I accepted

3. My brother is a policeman in a predominantly First Nations community in Manitoba.

This one is too easy. You do not seem adventurous enough to join in a threeway. The second one is false.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 11, 2014, 01:03:27 PM
1. In high school, I was a very sought out Math tutor.

2. I've been asked participate in multiple threesomes and have never declined.

3. My pants fell off in a store I was shopping in and I was wearing no underwear.  A man saw my naked nethers and gave me the thumbs up.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 11, 2014, 01:03:52 PM
That was really hard to keep clean haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 11, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"1. In high school, I was a very sought out Math tutor.

2. I've been asked participate in multiple threesomes and have never declined.

3. My pants fell off in a store I was shopping in and I was wearing no underwear.  A man saw my naked nethers and gave me the thumbs up.


I'm going to say "3" is bullshit; only because I know that you have enough smarts to wear a belt.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 11, 2014, 05:37:46 PM
You're right it is #3.  I actually lost my pants in a mall parking lot putting groceries in my car.  They were sweats and I didn't tie the string tight enough.  Went I lifted my arms to put the bags into my car, my pants dropped.  I did get a thumbs up for bare assing the guy waiting for my spot. :)



I really like this game!!!!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 11, 2014, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"You're right it is #3.  I actually lost my pants in a mall parking lot putting groceries in my car.  They were sweats and I didn't tie the string tight enough.  Went I lifted my arms to put the bags into my car, my pants dropped.  I did get a thumbs up for bare assing the guy waiting for my spot. :)



I really like this game!!!!


 :lol: Just goes to show how guys like classy women.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2014, 11:37:07 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"1. In high school, I was a very sought out Math tutor.

2. I've been asked participate in multiple threesomes and have never declined.

3. My pants fell off in a store I was shopping in and I was wearing no underwear.  A man saw my naked nethers and gave me the thumbs up.

 :shock:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 12, 2014, 05:17:41 AM
*shrug* I was a slut in college.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 12, 2014, 10:27:40 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"*shrug* I was a slut in college.


I like the word "adventurous" better  :D
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 12, 2014, 10:40:10 AM
1: I once had sexual relations with my best friends mother

2: I smoked a joint with an RCMP

3: I have been emailing my Ex wife and we may be getting back together (no more one man wolf pack for me)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 12, 2014, 11:07:56 AM
Tough one!



I'm going with #1.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2014, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"1: I once had sexual relations with my best friends mother

2: I smoked a joint with an RCMP

3: I have been emailing my Ex wife and we may be getting back together (no more one man wolf pack for me)

I agree with RW, a tough one. Numero 3 being true would be nice. I'll agree with RW again and say number 1 is false?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2014, 02:17:53 PM
Alright then, here goes,

1. I used to believe that global warming was a catastrophe waiting around the corner and that man was 100% responsible for it.

2. I hate whites and I believe they are an inferior race.

3. I had bad acne, no tits/ass until I was about 19.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 12, 2014, 05:36:51 PM
#2
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2014, 05:47:57 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"#2

YEP!! CC and Munday both know the anti-white rhetoric out of me is all for the amusement of our mutual friend Vesna. Glad you know it too!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 12, 2014, 06:41:23 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Tough one!



I'm going with #1.


your both wrong

LOL. omfg... NOOO its #3, I would never get back together with that cheating skank.... gezzz you guys (opens shirt) she tore my heart out.



#1 i had a hard time picking the correct word (sexual relations) i didnt sleep with her but we did " Things" i was 17
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 12, 2014, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Alright then, here goes,

1. I used to believe that global warming was a catastrophe waiting around the corner and that man was 100% responsible for it.

2. I hate whites and I believe they are an inferior race.

3. I had bad acne, no tits/ass until I was about 19.


You should let a couple people answer, I was going to pick #3  :o  :P
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 12, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
Number three reeked of Ace but I couldn't imagine you MILFing it up.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 12, 2014, 11:23:58 PM
1. I have not and will not date an Italian.

2. I got pregnant when I was 16 but had a miscarriage.

3. I once performed fellatio in a McDonald's during business hours.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 13, 2014, 01:38:49 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"1. I have not and will not date an Italian.

2. I got pregnant when I was 16 but had a miscarriage.

3. I once performed fellatio in a McDonald's during business hours.




1...false

2...true

3...true
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 13, 2014, 01:48:29 AM
1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 13, 2014, 01:53:52 AM
1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 13, 2014, 10:13:54 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"1. I have not and will not date an Italian.

2. I got pregnant when I was 16 but had a miscarriage.

3. I once performed fellatio in a McDonald's during business hours.




1...false

2...true

3...true

As always, you are wrong :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times

I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2014, 10:32:31 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 13, 2014, 10:41:52 AM
I'm going to say 1 for both.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2014, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm going to say 1 for both.

That's just because you don't want to believe he has incredible stamina. Everyone can see the sexual tension between yourself and OL ya know. It's almost as obvious as that between Romero and CC. ;)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 13, 2014, 01:39:24 PM
Oh you are hilarious Shen!  Now me and cc on the other hand....



Hahaha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 13, 2014, 06:02:00 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"1. I have not and will not date an Italian.

2. I got pregnant when I was 16 but had a miscarriage.

3. I once performed fellatio in a McDonald's during business hours.




1...false

2...true

3...true


Without reading further ahead to see the answers, i agree with Obvious
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 13, 2014, 06:02:44 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times


#3 i think  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 13, 2014, 07:46:38 PM
Nope!  It's #2 that ain't true.  I don't like Italian men and I will not date one.  I was never careless when it came to sex.  No teen babies for me!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2014, 09:04:30 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Nope!  It's #2 that ain't true.  I don't like Italian men and I will not date one.  I was never careless when it came to sex.  No teen babies for me!

If these two are true, then you were a little skank.
QuoteI got pregnant when I was 16 but had a miscarriage.

I once performed fellatio in a McDonald's during business hours.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 13, 2014, 10:56:42 PM
No no.  I never got pregnant at 16.  That one was untrue.



And #3 I did that with my husband ergo I'm not a skank.  I'm just adventurous....
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2014, 02:19:48 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"No no.  I never got pregnant at 16.  That one was untrue.



And #3 I did that with my husband ergo I'm not a skank.  I'm just adventurous....

There must have been a lot of shocked faces on people waiting for their Big Macs?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 02:29:26 AM
No one saw ... that I know of...



I enjoyed my Big Mac though ;)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 14, 2014, 06:57:43 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times

I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 14, 2014, 06:59:39 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
I found your skank Shen!  Haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 14, 2014, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker


No offense but........you're a ho.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 12:52:14 PM
I would totally have done 6 people in a day ... if I didn't have morals and a raging fear of herpes.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 14, 2014, 12:59:28 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I would totally have done 6 people in a day ... if I didn't have morals and a raging fear of herpes.


I don't know; 6 dicks in one day?



I could never do that; 4 maybe 5 is my limit.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 01:06:36 PM
Ah to dream haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2014, 01:16:52 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times

I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2014, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I found your skank Shen!  Haha

Yes, I think we have a winner.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 14, 2014, 02:02:24 PM
Either of you have sisters? (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.pic4ever.com/images/loveshower.gif%22%3Ehttp://www.pic4ever.com/images/loveshower.gif%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 06:22:27 PM
I do!  She's been dolling herself up and taking selfies.  I hate the whole selfie thing but she's pretty hot in em.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2014, 08:13:26 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker

 :shock:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 14, 2014, 09:26:21 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 14, 2014, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Ah to dream haha




how to........



charter a honking big yacht

stock it with everything your heart could desire

invite all the single guys hanging around on the beach



i'm sure you can plot the next step yourself



easy peasy japaneasy
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 09:36:09 PM
I still can't rid myself of my morals.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 14, 2014, 09:36:33 PM
Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2014, 02:15:57 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 15, 2014, 04:35:14 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.




it's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 15, 2014, 04:38:06 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.




keeper started it........ :lol:  :lol:



fash can say a few extra hail marys on my behalf at Wednesday bible study... :shock:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 15, 2014, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 15, 2014, 09:46:06 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.




it's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.


Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 15, 2014, 10:54:39 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:

That I have in spades :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2014, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"It's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.

I have no desire to ever get off a plane anywhere in sub-Saharan Africa. I don't care how lucrative their resource wealth is.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:

Woman, do you realize what you have done? You'll have Romero choking on his non-fat latte.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 15, 2014, 02:08:31 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:

Woman, do you realize what you have done? You'll have Romero choking on his non-fat latte.


I hope so.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 15, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:

That I have in spades :)


Good for you. I on the other hand I need bathroom breaks and food.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2014, 07:26:52 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.

I am trying not to judge anyone Real Woman. But, it was a bit shocking to read what Obvious Li wrote.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2014, 08:16:57 PM
1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2014, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

This is tough. All of them seem false, but I can only pick one. I will guess number 3?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 16, 2014, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.


Hmmmm, Im guessing #2
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 16, 2014, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

I'm going with #1 Fash.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 16, 2014, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:

That I have in spades :)


Good for you. I on the other hand I need bathroom breaks and food.  :lol:

You mean you don't just make those things part of the fun?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 16, 2014, 06:09:49 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
That I have in spades :)


Good for you. I on the other hand I need bathroom breaks and food.  :lol:

You mean you don't just make those things part of the fun?


:D   I think you might be a little dangerous.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2014, 07:25:54 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

I'm going with #1 Fash.

That's correct Real Woman..



I was raised in a Christian home, attended private Christian school and was a member of my church youth group..



But towards my late teens and until the age of 20 I became very cynical about my faith..



My father was imprisoned in Taiwan as a very young man in the 1970's for his opposition to the Kuomintang's authoritarian regime at the time.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 16, 2014, 10:49:01 PM
I used to be religious and I know everyone questions their faith. :)



Suck it stupid atheists!  :P
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 16, 2014, 10:49:56 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"


Good for you. I on the other hand I need bathroom breaks and food.  :lol:

You mean you don't just make those things part of the fun?


:D   I think you might be a little dangerous.

I laughed so hard when I posted that.  Haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 17, 2014, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"
You mean you don't just make those things part of the fun?


:D   I think you might be a little dangerous.

I laughed so hard when I posted that.  Haha


Yeah I'll bet you peed yourself.  :o  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 17, 2014, 03:42:52 PM
Almost but I wouldn't want all that fun to go to waste.



LOL!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 17, 2014, 04:55:11 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Almost but I wouldn't want all that fun to go to waste.



LOL!


Ew, not only are you dangerous but you are disgusting too.  :lol:



My respect for you just went up 5 points.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 17, 2014, 07:25:51 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 17, 2014, 08:06:35 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Almost but I wouldn't want all that fun to go to waste.



LOL!


Ew, not only are you dangerous but you are disgusting too.  :lol:



My respect for you just went up 5 points.

To be honest, I don't understand what you and Real Woman are joking about..



But, knowing how intelligent both of you ladies are, it must be very funny.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 18, 2014, 11:17:04 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Almost but I wouldn't want all that fun to go to waste.



LOL!


Ew, not only are you dangerous but you are disgusting too.  :lol:



My respect for you just went up 5 points.

To be honest, I don't understand what you and Real Woman are joking about..



But, knowing how intelligent both of you ladies are, it must be very funny.


Don't worry Fash, you aren't missing much.



We all know that sexual innuendo and especially the somewhat less mainstream stuff, wouldn't be your kinda thing.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2014, 11:26:40 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Almost but I wouldn't want all that fun to go to waste.



LOL!


Ew, not only are you dangerous but you are disgusting too.  :lol:



My respect for you just went up 5 points.

To be honest, I don't understand what you and Real Woman are joking about..



But, knowing how intelligent both of you ladies are, it must be very funny.

You'll be giving those two chicks swollen heads. :roll:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 18, 2014, 12:01:54 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"


Ew, not only are you dangerous but you are disgusting too.  :lol:



My respect for you just went up 5 points.

To be honest, I don't understand what you and Real Woman are joking about..



But, knowing how intelligent both of you ladies are, it must be very funny.

You'll be giving those two chicks swollen heads. :roll:


Oh Shen you know Fash likes us white chicks best.    :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2014, 12:20:27 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
To be honest, I don't understand what you and Real Woman are joking about..



But, knowing how intelligent both of you ladies are, it must be very funny.

You'll be giving those two chicks swollen heads. :roll:


Oh Shen you know Fash likes us white chicks best.    :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2014, 01:56:59 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I used to be religious and I know everyone questions their faith. :)

I thought being religious meant never questioning what you believe in?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 19, 2014, 06:13:45 AM
I find the opposite to be true.  For some, like Fash, it passes the test.  For others, like me, it doesn't.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2014, 06:40:29 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I find the opposite to be true.  For some, like Fash, it passes the test.  For others, like me, it doesn't.

It seems what you are saying is true though RW, even for someone as devout as Fash.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 19, 2014, 11:28:48 AM
I is smart.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Obvious Li on July 20, 2014, 05:21:53 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I used to be religious and I know everyone questions their faith. :)

I thought being religious meant never questioning what you believe in?






no.....part of being religious is questioning your faith....nothing new since the Jesus' disciples did it....remember "doubting" Thomas.....it is when you stop questioning your faith that problems like Jonestown and Waco emerge.....or in the worst cases,you get modern Islam
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2014, 09:10:20 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I used to be religious and I know everyone questions their faith. :)

I thought being religious meant never questioning what you believe in?






no.....part of being religious is questioning your faith....nothing new since the Jesus' disciples did it....remember "doubting" Thomas.....it is when you stop questioning your faith that problems like Jonestown and Waco emerge.....or in the worst cases,you get modern Islam

2 Corinthians 13:5 says Test yourselves to see if you are in the faith; examine yourselves! Or do you not recognize this about yourselves, that Jesus Christ is in you-- unless indeed you fail the test?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I used to be religious and I know everyone questions their faith. :)

I thought being religious meant never questioning what you believe in?






no.....part of being religious is questioning your faith....nothing new since the Jesus' disciples did it....remember "doubting" Thomas.....it is when you stop questioning your faith that problems like Jonestown and Waco emerge.....or in the worst cases,you get modern Islam

I would have thought it was the total opposite.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 22, 2014, 07:06:59 PM
Most non-religious types do.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 23, 2014, 11:31:20 AM
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

I got you beat by one. I've had many five days.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2014, 11:46:30 AM
^

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Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 23, 2014, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^

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It's no bullshit honey. Once you've been with Big Dave, you become his love slave.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2014, 11:57:43 AM
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^

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It's no bullshit honey. Once you've been with Big Dave, you become his love slave.

Sorry little dave, I'm into men not boys.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 23, 2014, 11:59:39 AM
We need to buy a few cases of this for when Dave shows up.



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Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 23, 2014, 12:00:09 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^

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It's no bullshit honey. Once you've been with Big Dave, you become his love slave.

Sorry little dave, I'm into men not boys.

You are probably a five out of ten at best. I might lower my standards this one time, but don't expect all the time.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 23, 2014, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
It's no bullshit honey. Once you've been with Big Dave, you become his love slave.

Sorry little dave, I'm into men not boys.

You are probably a five out of ten at best. I might lower my standards this one time, but don't expect all the time.


Even in the almost impossible chance that you are correct and she is considered a "five" it's still a big step up for a guy like you that is used to chasing the usual "two". So don't complain.



Just because you have about a dozen active subscriptions to various Asian porn sites around the net don't ever confuse fapping with intercourse with an actual "live" woman.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2014, 12:19:13 PM
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"You are probably a five out of ten at best. I might lower my standards this one time, but don't expect all the time.

That's what you think asshole.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 23, 2014, 12:23:14 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"You are probably a five out of ten at best. I might lower my standards this one time, but don't expect all the time.

That's what you think asshole.

Is that you? Better than I thought, but still not up to Big Dave standards.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2014, 12:27:09 PM
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"You are probably a five out of ten at best. I might lower my standards this one time, but don't expect all the time.

That's what you think asshole.

Is that you? Better than I thought, but still not up to Big Dave standards.

Now, it's your turn little wavy davy.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Big Wave Dave on July 23, 2014, 12:31:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
That's what you think asshole.

Is that you? Better than I thought, but still not up to Big Dave standards.

Now, it's your turn little wavy davy.

I wouldn't want to get Renee too horny. Her heart might give out under all that blubber.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2014, 12:34:09 PM
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Big Wave Dave"
Is that you? Better than I thought, but still not up to Big Dave standards.

Now, it's your turn little wavy davy.

I wouldn't want to get Renee too horny. Her heart might give out under all that blubber.

You are really setting yourself up for a Renee-style smackdown.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 24, 2014, 09:57:42 PM
Ok I'll play!



1. I wanted to be a hair dresser when I was young

2. I wish I could be in a threesome, I'd say yes!

3. I know how to make my own beer



:)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 24, 2014, 10:05:28 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Ok I'll play!



1. I wanted to be a hair dresser when I was young

2. I wish I could be in a threesome, I'd say yes!

3. I know how to make my own beer



:)

Hello Annie, I am so happy to see you here again..

 :)

I would say that the second one is the false one?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 24, 2014, 10:08:08 PM
I'm going with 3.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 24, 2014, 10:08:46 PM
RW got it!  :P Although I would love to learn how to make my own  :P
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 24, 2014, 10:09:51 PM
Hiya Fash! How you been?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 24, 2014, 10:14:53 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Hiya Fash! How you been?

I am healthy and happy Annie..



I was hoping the second one was the incorrect Annie.

 :oops:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 24, 2014, 10:31:31 PM
LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 24, 2014, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!

I tend to be more reserved and traditional Annie..



I don't mean to judge anyone, but that is how I am.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 25, 2014, 12:02:38 AM
Oh no worries Fash, you're still really cool :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 12:10:48 AM
Quote from: "Annie"Oh no worries Fash, you're still really cool :)

Thank you so much, you are so sweet.

 :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 25, 2014, 12:16:14 AM
Aww thanks Fash  :oops:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 12:23:17 AM
Quote from: "Annie"Aww thanks Fash  :oops:

 :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 02:18:32 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!

I tend to be more reserved and traditional Annie..



I don't mean to judge anyone, but that is how I am.

I respect your reserved and traditional side Fash.  I don't feel judged by you for my non-reserved/non-traditional side.  Thank you for that.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 25, 2014, 12:07:08 PM
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 12:56:58 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:

Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 25, 2014, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:

Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.


Oh; I don't surprise you?  :P
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:

Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.


Oh; I don't surprise you?  :P

Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 25, 2014, 01:42:19 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.


Oh; I don't surprise you?  :P

Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.


Shit, do I really come off that angry???? :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 01:46:01 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


Oh; I don't surprise you?  :P

Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.


Shit, do I really come off that angry???? :lol:

Nope, not as much as me. You definitely have a temper, but you are able to channel it into something constructive. I, on the other hand just fucking lose it including the ability to speak the Engrishee :?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 25, 2014, 01:49:04 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Ok I'll play!



1. I wanted to be a hair dresser when I was young

2. I wish I could be in a threesome, I'd say yes!

3. I know how to make my own beer



:)


1. I wanted to be a hair dresser when I was young - truth :)

2. I wish I could be in a threesome, I'd say yes! truth  :D  woohooo annie

3. I know how to make my own beer - lie  :)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 25, 2014, 01:53:16 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


Oh; I don't surprise you?  :P

Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.


Shit, do I really come off that angry???? :lol:


Your all Crazy Bitches  :lol:



I could write a book from all the shit you guys have said and done, Mind blowing!!!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Renee on July 25, 2014, 01:58:49 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.


Shit, do I really come off that angry???? :lol:


Your all Crazy Bitches  :lol:



I could write a book from all the shit you guys have said and done, Mind blowing!!!


I'm hoping my chapter would be a short one?  :?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Not really, a more refined(and whiter) version of myself.


Shit, do I really come off that angry???? :lol:


Your all Crazy Bitches  :lol:



I could write a book from all the shit you guys have said and done, Mind blowing!!!

I deserve a generous royalty from every copy sold. ;)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"LoL Fash, there's some crazy stuff people have no idea about me, muahaha!


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:

Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.

Why do I surprise you?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 05:55:55 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


It's always the quite ones.  :lol:

Annie is one of those posters that really surprises me sometimes. RW is another.

Why do I surprise you?

Sometimes when I think I have a person pegged, they surprise me. I find I can never quite pin down what you and Annie will say. This thread especially was surprising. It's not an insult, trust me. Old Vesna never fucking surprises me. I expect her to be a twat and she never lets us down. :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
I'm a complicated person haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 25, 2014, 07:25:53 PM
Nothing that you women have said surprised me, I learnt long time ago you that yall are whack, when i went though my training to be a husband it all became clear to me lol
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 07:38:01 PM
I got one for you...



1. I once punched a guy so hard that he fell off his bar stool.

2. I was once mistaken for a prostitute by the police.

3. I told a porn shop clerk that I burned out my vibrator and he needed to help me find a new one.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I got one for you...



1. I once punched a guy so hard that he fell off his bar stool.

2. I was once mistaken for a prostitute by the police.

3. I told a porn shop clerk that I burned out my vibrator and he needed to help me find a new one.

1. I've done that a few times when I was younger, angrier and drunker, so true.

2. See number one, so true again.

3. NOPE!!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 09:32:17 PM
Haha wrong
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 09:41:59 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha wrong

See what I mean when I say you(and Annie) are full of surprises?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 10:30:33 PM
It's #1. I actually slapped him haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2014, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"It's #1. I actually slapped him haha

He's fucking lucky the Iron Chink wasn't there.



That took a helluva lot of chutzpah to play that trick on the porn shop clerk. :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 25, 2014, 11:44:09 PM
It was a true story haha
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"It was a true story haha

That's what made it so fucking enjoyable!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 26, 2014, 12:22:49 AM
Haha. Ah to be young again!
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 12:52:07 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 12:09:47 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.

This is something to be proud of?

 :o
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 02:44:30 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.

This is something to be proud of?

 :o

I was joking FFS!! :roll:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 26, 2014, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.

Probably.  I'm the cheapest drunk on the planet haha. I still have a lot of fun I just can't do anything outrageous at home.  Small town living sucks that way.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.

Probably.  I'm the cheapest drunk on the planet haha. I still have a lot of fun I just can't do anything outrageous at home.  Small town living sucks that way.
Never lived anywhere other than major metropolitan areas. Well, I have only lived in two places....Shenzhen and the Czuk.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: RW on July 26, 2014, 05:55:29 PM
Small town living ain't for the weak or for people who like privacy.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2014, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Small town living ain't for the weak or for people who like privacy.

I will take your word for it RW. Never done it in either fucking country I have lived in.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 26, 2014, 10:10:39 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Real Woman"Haha. Ah to be young again!

We are both fucking mothers now. We prolly could've hung out back in the fucking day. I would've drank you under the fucking table though.

This is something to be proud of?

 :o


I was proud i could drink my friends under the table, i was young and nothing better to do.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Annie on July 27, 2014, 03:02:30 AM
I could drink anyone under the table back in the day, might have something to do with being Scottish Irish :-D
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 27, 2014, 04:56:19 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I could drink anyone under the table back in the day, might have something to do with being Scottish Irish :-D


I could shot gun a beer in seconds, did 2 in a row before the guy did his 1. i could open my throat and pour the beer down. After (and im bragging) i could burp the alphabet  :lol:



Pretty sexy huh Ladies, qualities a women looks for in a man when hes in his 20's ( i feel like Mel all of the sudden)
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2014, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I could drink anyone under the table back in the day, might have something to do with being Scottish Irish :-D

See what I mean Annie about you surprising me?
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 27, 2014, 11:58:14 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Annie"I could drink anyone under the table back in the day, might have something to do with being Scottish Irish :-D

See what I mean Annie about you surprising me?


I SAID IM SEXY DAMN IT



stop ignoing me  :evil:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2014, 12:03:24 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Annie"I could drink anyone under the table back in the day, might have something to do with being Scottish Irish :-D

See what I mean Annie about you surprising me?


I SAID IM SEXY DAMN IT



stop ignoing me  :evil:

That is common knowledge though Keeps. It doesn't even need to be said.
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: keeper on July 27, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
See what I mean Annie about you surprising me?


I SAID IM SEXY DAMN IT



stop ignoing me  :evil:

That is common knowledge though Keeps. It doesn't even need to be said.


You my dear just got back in my good books (pushes CC out)  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Lets Play
Post by: cc on July 27, 2014, 05:26:00 PM
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