Citizens of the Cashew Gather and Behold!
The written nuggets of pure joy for those of you with higher than average standards and a rather exclusive & discriminating taste for mature and healthy discussion.
Yes friends, in lieu of healthy political debate and/or any commentary related to current events or world affairs, I give you the intellectually enriching conversationalist talent resident at Buffalo Festivals dot net at this very moment.
The Lord says "seek and ye shall find" and in doing so you will discover Murdy the Marshellow
Ogre, enthralling the excitable amoeba like weeg with stunning tales of adventure!
Story upon stimulating story which involve nothing less than human feces, exit wounds and the time buckwheat was spotted attempting to exit her asshole head first before being decapitated with a weed whacker.
And should such masterstrokes of literacy genius fail to satisfy your intellectual palette we have The Hunger Hippo, a.k.a tPOTF,reminding all true believers that the Hippopotamus amphibious is a naturally hairless species of mammal. In other words, her asshole may be deep, offensive in every way imaginable and untouched by soap, water or tissue products in decades but it is certainly not hairy.
And that is to be celebrated, friends.
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Quote from: Whale Porn Commentator on August 30, 2023, 11:39:29 PMCitizens of the Cashew Gather and Behold!
The written nuggets of pure joy for those of you with higher than average standards and a rather exclusive & discriminating taste for mature and healthy discussion.
Yes friends, in lieu of healthy political debate and/or any commentary related to current events or world affairs, I give you the intellectually enriching conversationalist talent resident at Buffalo Festivals dot net at this very moment.
The Lord says "seek and ye shall find" and in doing so you will discover Murdy the Marshellow
Ogre, enthralling the excitable amoeba like weeg with stunning tales of adventure!
Story upon stimulating story which involve nothing less than human feces, exit wounds and the time buckwheat was spotted attempting to exit her asshole head first before being decapitated with a weed whacker.
And should such masterstrokes of literacy genius fail to satisfy your intellectual palette we have The Hunger Hippo, a.k.a tPOTF,reminding all true believers that the Hippopotamus amphibious is a naturally hairless species of mammal. In other words, her asshole may be deep, offensive in every way imaginable and untouched by soap, water or tissue products in decades but it is certainly not hairy.
And that is to be celebrated, friends.
(https://i.ibb.co/pPHBSJf/IMG-2604.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/FqHqL1s/IMG-2605.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/Xb08gSm/IMG-2606.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/F3TP6f7/IMG-2603.png)
Ya, we are missing a lot.
That slug MIGHT have been worth a fuck 20 years ago, but she's like a half melted ice cream cone now.
I'm wishing I never clicked on this thread
especially the screen shots
gross as all fuck
A Brazilian? Like that fat fuck could find her coochie :crampe:
She could be a star on the right TV show. Something like "My 600lb life" sounds about up her alley.
Quote from: Oerdin on August 31, 2023, 09:36:26 PMShe could be a star on the right TV show. Something like "My 600lb life" sounds about up her alley.
Fat Oak may have already trademarked or copyrighted that title...
:dontknow:
Just sayin...
Quote from: Erica Mena on August 31, 2023, 02:59:21 PMA Brazilian? Like that fat fuck could find her coochie :crampe:
Jaws of life could probably expose her munted minge of Mordor.
You mean the Frijole Fat Farm of Fallopian Fester Furries?
The same. I can't begin to wonder at the pungent aroma of onyx coloured gunt-wax that likely oozes down her blotchy thighs on a hot summer's day.
The mestizo mountain muffin top along with razorback'd dick-hole and face eating pubes should have surely stopped most males from tapping that primordial wet spot.
Think ' what if Chris Farley's body turned into a giant cotton ball but retained his facial features and receding hairline' and you have Murdy.
Gross
Quote from: Frood on September 01, 2023, 05:20:09 AMThe mestizo mountain muffin top along with razorback'd dick-hole and face eating pubes should have surely stopped most males from tapping that primordial wet spot.
And you see how offended they get if I start talking about sex?
You think it's because with me there is a decent chance it's true? LoL
How desperate would a man have to be to fuck Murdock the white whale.
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Quote from: RAVEN on September 10, 2023, 11:15:41 PMAsk Biggie -lmfaoo :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: Sorry Biggie.. I couldn't resist :D haha
:ththbored: :rules: :sick: :bitching: :bitching: :bitching: :cknuppel: :breakcomp:
Quote from: Shen Li on September 10, 2023, 11:04:58 PMHow desperate would a man have to be to fuck Murdock the white whale.
:dontknow:
I've never been THAT high or drunk...
Quote from: Frood on September 10, 2023, 11:58:26 PM:dontknow:
I've never been THAT high or drunk...
I have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!
Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"
"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"
Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2023, 12:21:52 AMI have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!
Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"
"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"
I been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.
Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.
She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.
I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...
...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..
I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.
And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.
April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.
April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...
She was a great copsucker.
We have all been with coyote ugly gals.
Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2023, 12:21:52 AMI have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!
Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"
"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"
"I myself right now" :crampe:
I hear that one lol.
Quote from: Frood on September 11, 2023, 12:47:21 AMI been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.
Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.
She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.
I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...
...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..
I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.
And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.
April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.
April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...
She was a great copsucker.
I love doing it as well, however I view it as a submissive act and as such I've only done it to a few.
Not that I have some high body count. By today's standards at my age I dont but with oral sex my "count" is even lower. But when I'm with someone I'll do it for...I'm totally into it. I'm not a prude about it at all.
My boyfriend was amazed that I don't watch porn or sexual content in shows or movies. He doesn't watch porn either....thank fuck.
that guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 13, 2023, 11:38:03 AMthat guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone
He actally doesnt even have TDS. He's #PISSED! that he cant get a mushroom stamp from Trump!
Quote from: Lokmar on September 13, 2023, 12:47:15 PMHe actally doesnt even have TDS. He's #PISSED! that he cant get a mushroom stamp from Trump!
Is that it.
Quote from: DKG on September 13, 2023, 12:51:40 PMIs that it.
Most likely. He's a thirsty bitch and gets pissy when he dont get his way. I heard most of them dudes in the Gavy let Aidsman suk em off just to shut him up!
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 13, 2023, 11:38:03 AMthat guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone
Probably sucks more cop too.