This is my last year in my 30's. I'm married, I have 2 boys in primary school. I'm not young and cute anymore. However, I'm still racially superior to white chix.
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Today is my Great Aunt's birthday too.
Awwww, Im sure you still look young and cute lol. If not, than I am superior :yeahhh:
Saw this jus' now, hope it dont make you hungry, lulz......
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As someone with two decades on ya, let me assure you that 39 is in fact still young.
Enjoy it!
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 23, 2023, 08:59:17 AMAs someone with two decades on ya, let me assure you that 39 is in fact still young.
Enjoy it!
As if. I used to be so hawt and sexy. I could pour myself into tight jeans and put on high heels and every white guy wpuld be watching my hips move to and fro when I walked. Not anymore.
Quote from: Blazor on September 23, 2023, 08:57:06 AMHappy Birthday!!!!!
Today is my Great Aunt's birthday too.
Awwww, Im sure you still look young and cute lol. If not, than I am superior :yeahhh:
Saw this jus' now, hope it dont make you hungry, lulz......
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=568,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/148/563/484/original/d1ea850437678bea.jpeg)
Nice kitty. It looks yummy.
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 09:05:46 AMNice kitty. It looks yummy.
Some Flip Asian Ladies made me some Flip food the other day, I think their cat died, lulz. It was super yummy though!!!
Quote from: Blazor on September 23, 2023, 09:09:18 AMSome Flip Asian Ladies made me some Flip food the other day, I think their cat died, lulz. It was super yummy though!!!
Filipino food is gross.
Do you have any big plans tonight? Some Mojitos perhaps?
Im actually making a cake either tonight or tomorrow. Tomorrow would be my Mom's birthday if she was around, Im gonna make her favorite cake for the first time, Black Forest Cake!!!
Looks similar to this....
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Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 09:18:49 AMFilipino food is gross.
Was some thin noodles, with cabbage, carrots, snow peas, chicken, and some kind of sausage sliced, I think.
I'd let your Mom cook me a meal anytime! :yeahhh:
Quote from: Blazor on September 23, 2023, 09:19:27 AMDo you have any big plans tonight? Some Mojitos perhaps?
Im actually making a cake either tonight or tomorrow. Tomorrow would be my Mom's birthday if she was around, Im gonna make her favorite cake for the first time, Black Forest Cake!!!
Looks similar to this....
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgrandekaffe.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F06%2FBlack-Forest-Cake-1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a139c5dc9f872775183eae8ae443b98685398fadc87aee2fd5df0b69ada78fa3&ipo=images)
We're having a party at a Chinese restaurant this afternoon.
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 09:02:50 AMAs if. I used to be so hawt and sexy. I could pour myself into tight jeans and put on high heels and every white guy wpuld be watching my hips move to and fro when I walked. Not anymore.
You think sexy is *only* about tight jeans and high heels?
Okay you win... you really are old. LoL
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 23, 2023, 09:44:13 AMYou think sexy is *only* about tight jeans and high heels?
Okay you win... you really are old. LoL
I'm not a pleasant person. Without my sexy body, I'm a nobody just like a white chick.
Happy birthday Shen. I feel all old now lol
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 23, 2023, 09:51:36 AMHappy birthday Shen. I feel all old now lol
I know the feeling. I'm still going to get a little crazy today like I did when I was in my early 20's. :yeahhh:
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 09:02:50 AMAs if. I used to be so hawt and sexy. I could pour myself into tight jeans and put on high heels and every white guy wpuld be watching my hips move to and fro when I walked. Not anymore.
Happy birthday
Look at the bright side
you could be a fat, pasty white desperate alcoholic with thinning hair and the IQ of a pair of dirty socks. At 42
Hi Murdy :s_hi:
39 huh? How old is that in human years?
Only playing.... happy birthday Ch1nkypoo. :good:
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 11:26:38 AMHappy birthday
Look at the bright side
you could be a fat, pasty white desperate alcoholic with thinning hair and the IQ of a pair of dirty socks. At 42
Hi Murdy :s_hi:
I would prefer to be 6 feet under, than that white ton of blubber
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 11:38:47 AMI would prefer to be 6 feet under, than that white ton of blubber
I don't think Murdy will fit six feet under
Unless of course, you want to see her nasty fucking fupa protruding out of the dirt
gotta dig 600 ft maybe?
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 11:42:33 AMI don't think Murdy will fit six feet under
Unless of course, you want to see her nasty fucking fupa protruding out of the dirt
gotta dig 600 ft maybe?
Not even her creator wants to see that.
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 11:46:01 AMNot even her creator wants to see that.
Could you blame him?
And here I am but a mere mortal and had to endure seeing more of that than any mere mortal ever should
excuse me while I go expunge the contents of my stomach in a violent manner now
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 11:49:53 AMCould you blame him?
And here I am but a mere mortal and had to endure seeing more of that than any mere mortal ever should
excuse me while I go expunge the contents of my stomach in a violent manner now
[/quoteQuote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 11:49:53 AMCould you blame him?
And here I am but a mere mortal and had to endure seeing more of that than any mere mortal ever should
excuse me while I go expunge the contents of my stomach in a violent manner now
You must have PTSD.
Post Traumatic Sumo Disgust?
yeah
Nightmare on Murdock Street...
Fupa Krueger...
Happy Birthday, Shen. Hope you have a great day.
Quote from: Frood on September 23, 2023, 12:27:03 PMNightmare on Murdock Street...
Fupa Krueger...
NightMare on Elmers Glue Moo
Fatty Kroger
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 23, 2023, 12:27:54 PMHappy Birthday, Shen. Hope you have a great day.
I will fo sho. :yeahhh: :drunk2:
Happy birthday young`en.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 11:42:33 AMI don't think Murdy will fit six feet under
Unless of course, you want to see her nasty fucking fupa protruding out of the dirt
gotta dig 600 ft maybe?
And to think she was throwing that fupa insult around like she wasn't sporting one.
I've had five kids, one a c section and my stomach ain't nowhere near as big as hers. What's her excuse other being a overstuffed pig?
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 23, 2023, 01:12:04 PMAnd to think she was throwing that fupa insult around like she wasn't sporting one.
I've had five kids, one a c section and my stomach ain't nowhere near as big as hers. What's her excuse other being a overstuffed pig?
She aint only sporting one
she's got a whole fucking county of fupas in there with their own zipcodes and all.
Murdy is so fucking fat I could say I've been in a THirtyTHreesome and wouldn't be lying
technically speaking
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 23, 2023, 01:23:52 PMMurdy is so fucking fat I could say I've been in a THirtyTHreesome and wouldn't be lying
technically speaking
She's an imbecile, a lunatic and a white whale.
Happy Birthday Shen!
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 01:54:58 PMShe's an imbecile, a lunatic and a white whale.
And a sloppy drunk who lacks self awareness
let's not forget about that
Happy birthday Shen Li. I'm almost 46... :Doh2:
Happy birthday Shen. I have ten years on you.
Happy birthday Shen! Born on the Autumnal Equinox, that's really cool! :happybday:
Quote from: Oliver the Second on September 23, 2023, 09:25:12 PMHappy birthday Shen! Born on the Autumnal Equinox, that's really cool! :happybday:
I told everybody I was fucking special.
Happy birthday kid.
Shen might be a little self conscious right now but I just know she is a whole lot of sexy in a neat little Asian package.
Milf energy.
Quote from: Shen Li on September 23, 2023, 08:41:32 AMThis is my last year in my 30's. I'm married, I have 2 boys in primary school. I'm not young and cute anymore. However, I'm still racially superior to white chix.
I much older than you Shen, but women still say I'm extremely handsome. Even the young ones. You know what they say tho - While women age like milk men age like fine wine, eh?
Quote from: JOE on September 28, 2023, 11:48:18 PMI much older than you Shen, but women still say I'm extremely handsome. Even the young ones. You know what they say tho - While women age like milk men age like fine wine, eh?
Have you ever been laid in your life eh?
Quote from: Brent on September 29, 2023, 12:51:23 AMHave you ever been laid in your life eh?
josephine is saving himself. For what? Who the fuk knows!
Quote from: DKG on September 23, 2023, 04:03:30 PMHappy birthday Shen. I have ten years on you.
It looks like I am younger than you but older than her.
Happy birthday, Shen :drunk2:
Quote from: Lokmar on September 29, 2023, 01:19:29 AMjosephine is saving himself. For what? Who the fuk knows!
Thiel :crampe:
Quote from: DKG on September 29, 2023, 08:49:12 AMThiel :crampe:
Why are you laughing. It is one hundred percent true.