Dear people of the internet,
I hereby declare that on this Sunday, August 17, 2014, I am renewing the vows I made to myself on April 6, 2013.
The vows I made to myself in 2013 were sincere, but I cheated on myself with someone other than myself on August 6, 2013, and as a result of betraying myself, I overate, I gained weight, and I believed myself to be going through some kind of false pregnancy (despite being male). Today, I can truly say that I am working towards a healthy body weight, and I am ready to be a good husband to myself, for after all, I'm better looking than all my exes.
So, I vow to continue to love myself, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health. I now pronounce myself... still married to myself. I may once again kiss myself by touching my upper lip to my lower lip.
RDL
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I hereby declare that on this Sunday, August 17, 2014, I am renewing the vows I made to myself on April 6, 2013.
The vows I made to myself in 2013 were sincere, but I cheated on myself with someone other than myself on August 6, 2013, and as a result of betraying myself, I overate, I gained weight, and
So, I vow to continue to love myself, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health. I now pronounce myself... still married to myself. I may once again kiss myself by touching my upper lip to my lower lip.
RDL
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