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Title: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Thiel on May 07, 2024, 05:38:46 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0&t=14s

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Thiel on May 07, 2024, 05:44:56 PM

Who knew conservative Christians could be so funny.

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Herman on May 07, 2024, 07:04:36 PM

Quote from: Thiel on May 07, 2024, 05:38:46 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0&t=14s

They could make a whole movie or a miniseries out of this. I would want some weed for it.

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Lokmar on May 07, 2024, 07:29:53 PM

It would be funny to see all kweirdos turned into tiki torches! :popcorn:

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Herman on May 07, 2024, 07:49:02 PM

Thou shalt have no other Gods. Except for Allah. Praise be upon him.

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: Lokmar on May 07, 2024, 09:08:05 PM

Quote from: Herman on May 07, 2024, 07:49:02 PMThou shalt have no other Gods. Except for Allah. Praise be upon him.

I took an allah, wiped my muhammed with 2-ply koran!

I never knew praise and shit were the same thing!

Title: Re: What would woke Jesus do
Post by: DKG on May 07, 2024, 10:55:02 PM

Quote from: Thiel on May 07, 2024, 05:38:46 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0&t=14s

A person does not have to be religious to appreciate Babylon Bee's humour.

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