https://torontosun.com/sports/basketball/nuttin-butt-azz-tournament-cancelled
"A basketball tournament set to be hosted at a New Jersey high school has been cancelled after releasing a promo video for the event featuring several women twerking in thongs"
(https://i.imgflip.com/6mae6t.jpg)
Herman watched them big bouncing asses and blasted his nuts straight out of his wiener! NASA tracking shows them leaving Earth's orbit.