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General Discussion => Site Features And Announcements => Topic started by: Biggie Smiles on July 10, 2024, 02:39:29 PM

Title: Site outage
Post by: Biggie Smiles on July 10, 2024, 02:39:29 PM
As you probably saw for yourself the site has been rather intermittent in terms of availability. This is due to the hurricane which recently ripped through Texas causing outages to many internet carriers at the core of much of the internet.

Gives you some insight as to how vulnerable we really are as a country to dependency on these carriers for many day to day services we normally take for granted

According to the host there may be continued ups and downs but the worst is now behind us.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on July 10, 2024, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on July 10, 2024, 02:39:29 PMAs you probably saw for yourself the site has been rather intermittent in terms of availability. This is due to the hurricane which recently ripped through Texas causing outages to many internet carriers at the core of much of the internet.

Gives you some insight as to how vulnerable we really are as a country to dependency on these carriers for many day to day services we normally take for granted

According to the host there may be continued ups and downs but the worst is now behind us.

I wondered what was going on.  Tried to do a drive-by a couple times to read recent posts and I'd time out.  Thought my phone was fucking up and was too lazy to reach across my desk and turn on one of my play computers.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on July 10, 2024, 03:14:48 PM
C'mon, Biggie, admit it.  You overloaded the server with 500 terabytes of tranny pron again.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: DKG on July 11, 2024, 06:38:40 AM
It seems fine in the morning.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: DKG on August 30, 2024, 07:46:12 AM
We may experience temporary service disruption on August 31 at 19:00 CST due to host maintenance.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Oliver the Second on August 30, 2024, 09:51:45 PM
Quote from: DKG on August 30, 2024, 07:46:12 AMWe may experience temporary service disruption on August 31 at 19:00 CST due to host maintenance.


Aw man, that's prime time Saturday night!

I'm too old to go out dancing!

Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on August 30, 2024, 10:32:25 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 30, 2024, 09:51:45 PMAw man, that's prime time Saturday night!

I'm too old to go out dancing!



No worries.  I'm watching the Cripple Olympics this weekend.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on September 13, 2024, 03:54:18 PM
Get well soon, forum
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: DKG on September 14, 2024, 10:10:18 AM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on September 13, 2024, 03:54:18 PMGet well soon, forum
We have the best surgeon working on us.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on September 14, 2024, 07:58:56 PM
Quote from: DKG on September 14, 2024, 10:10:18 AMWe have the best non-sober surgeon working on us.


Fixed and you're welcome.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on September 16, 2024, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on September 14, 2024, 07:58:56 PMFixed and you're welcome.

RIP FORUM
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on September 16, 2024, 09:34:34 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on September 16, 2024, 08:17:05 PMRIP FORUM

Exactly.   :drunk2:
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: DKG on November 07, 2024, 09:47:39 AM
We will be down for maintenance on Saturday November 9 from one am to approximately 5 am CST.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Garraty_47 on November 07, 2024, 09:54:16 AM
Quote from: DKG on November 07, 2024, 09:47:39 AMWe will be down for maintenance on Saturday November 9 from one am to approximately 5 am CST.

I got that too!

On November 9, 2024, beginning at approximately 1:00 AM CST and lasting for approximately 4 hours, our network operations team will be performing maintenance on the network at our HOU1 location. During this time there may be brief periods of variable latency and/or packet loss.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on November 07, 2024, 11:40:33 PM
Four hours??  Am I supposed to beat off to porn the entire time?!?!
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lokmar on November 07, 2024, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on November 07, 2024, 11:40:33 PMFour hours??  Am I supposed to beat off to porn the entire time?!?!

Your prostate will thank you for the extra attention!
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on November 07, 2024, 11:52:53 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on November 07, 2024, 11:50:27 PMYour prostate will thank you for the extra attention!

Dude, you're not a doctor.  You just play one on TV.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 10:56:44 AM
I was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on December 01, 2024, 11:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 10:56:44 AMI was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today

Clean all the tranny pron from your cache.


You're welcome.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 12:18:32 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on December 01, 2024, 11:47:48 AMClean all the tranny pron from your cache.


You're welcome.

I tried that and it didn't w...

NO, WAIT!
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: DKG on December 01, 2024, 01:05:54 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 10:56:44 AMI was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today
So was I??
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lokmar on December 01, 2024, 03:54:23 PM
same. STarted about 1am CST for me.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Garraty_47 on December 01, 2024, 06:47:57 PM
From what I understand it was a temporary database hiccup that Biggie remedied earlier today.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Thiel on December 01, 2024, 06:48:46 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on November 07, 2024, 11:40:33 PMFour hours??  Am I supposed to beat off to porn the entire time?!?!
Jo Jo and I had sex during that time.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 06:52:42 PM
I saw the message and just wandered off somewhere else.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 06:52:42 PMI saw the message and just wandered off somewhere else.


You need one of those GPS wristbands

My dad didn't want to get one, so I just installed tracking software in his phone without his knowledge
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 07:06:45 PMYou need one of those GPS wristbands

My dad didn't want to get one, so I just installed tracking software in his phone without his knowledge

That's funny.   I went on a trip out west back in October and my daughter made me activate my phone GPS just in case I got lost between here and Idaho.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 07:17:48 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:11:22 PMThat's funny.   I went on a trip out west back in October and my daughter made me activate my phone GPS just in case I got lost between here and Idaho.

My father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 07:17:48 PMMy father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.

Well, I found my way to Idaho and back no problem except it pissed me off on the way back because the smoke from all the forest fires blocked out my view of the Tetons.  There's a place to stop on the northern route where you can get spectacular images of the mountains but it was too fucking smoky that day.

I heard later the fires were started by careless camnpers.

Stupid fucking hippies.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 07:41:04 PM
Quote from: Rancidmilko on December 01, 2024, 07:17:48 PMMy father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.

Fuck your father you kaffir! Löl
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 07:41:52 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:11:22 PMThat's funny.   I went on a trip out west back in October and my daughter made me activate my phone GPS just in case I got lost between here and Idaho.

Oh you poor twat!
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 07:41:52 PMOh you poor twat!

No biggie.  At least they'd know where to find my corpse if I ran off a cliff or something.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 08:09:47 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 07:57:02 PMNo biggie.  At least they'd know where to find my corpse if I ran off a cliff or something.

Don't say that! Nobody wants to see you in that predicament. You're a good soul.
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 08:15:33 PM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 08:09:47 PMDon't say that! Nobody wants to see you in that predicament. You're a good soul.

Yeah, except them twenty years of being a complete asshole troll on the internets.  :crampe:
Title: Re: Site outage
Post by: Lab Flaker on December 01, 2024, 08:22:49 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 01, 2024, 08:15:33 PMYeah, except them twenty years of being a complete asshole troll on the internets.  :crampe:

Fuck all the people for believing you were otherwise!