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Title: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:33:37 AM
And now it all makes sense...

He's hung up on Tilapia fish and has been to the point of accusing those who actually handle Koi (Breakfall), of raising Tilapia instead (a banned species here in Australia).



(https://i.postimg.cc/2SWWngDn/Screenshot-20240905-002339.jpg)

Now I understand why...

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vv5rvVgr/Screenshot-20240905-002526.jpg)


 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

Motherfucker was born in the wrong body and century!  :s_laugh:

Seabus and his Butthole needs Tilapia skins for his dude-hole.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 04, 2024, 10:35:03 AM
let us not laugh at these simps too much dear brother

Lest we be pwned

on the internet.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:39:33 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 04, 2024, 10:35:03 AMlet us not laugh at these simps too much dear brother

Lest we be pwned

on the internet.

Oh, shit... did my laughter have the effect of self hausering myself?

 :Doh2:
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:53:53 AM
That Lurch/Frankenstein looking tard BF seems keen on Tilapia now too!  :crampe:

(https://i.postimg.cc/vmZw9wRm/Screenshot-20240905-005407.jpg)

Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 11:17:56 AM
Uh oh... BF had a Freudian slip...  :popcorn:


(https://i.postimg.cc/52RWwkfq/Screenshot-20240905-011708.jpg)

Tranny talk so hawt and steamy, it could lure a bloke with a parachute away from Murdy and Fat Oak's spread eagle nests.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 11:22:15 AM
No gun... just his Tilapia re-sleeve...

(https://i.postimg.cc/g0FNFvsb/Screenshot-20240905-012331.jpg)

 :crampe:
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2024, 11:43:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6pvXtxs2/9e84f433f89782e7ae57cb77d24b53a5-1725464678410.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Thiel on September 04, 2024, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:33:37 AMAnd now it all makes sense...

He's hung up on Tilapia fish and has been to the point of accusing those who actually handle Koi (Breakfall), of raising Tilapia instead (a banned species here in Australia).



(https://i.postimg.cc/2SWWngDn/Screenshot-20240905-002339.jpg)

Now I understand why...

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vv5rvVgr/Screenshot-20240905-002526.jpg)


 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

Motherfucker was born in the wrong body and century!  :s_laugh:

Seabus and his Butthole needs Tilapia skins for his dude-hole.
A more plausible reason is that he can spell tilapia.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 04, 2024, 11:07:04 PM
Quote from: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:33:37 AMAnd now it all makes sense...

He's hung up on Tilapia fish and has been to the point of accusing those who actually handle Koi (Breakfall), of raising Tilapia instead (a banned species here in Australia).



(https://i.postimg.cc/2SWWngDn/Screenshot-20240905-002339.jpg)

Now I understand why...

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vv5rvVgr/Screenshot-20240905-002526.jpg)


 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

Motherfucker was born in the wrong body and century!  :s_laugh:

Seabus and his Butthole needs Tilapia skins for his dude-hole.
Is Seamunchkin still associating all his enemies with tilapia. What a repetitive idiot.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 04, 2024, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 04, 2024, 11:07:04 PMIs Seamunchkin still associating all his enemies with tilapia. What a repetitive idiot.

he's a .5 trick pony.

A total clusterfuck of various defects who should have been strangled at birth.

He is a heavy weight in the justification for a woman's right to choose. Especially in the more libtarded areas of the country.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: DKG on September 05, 2024, 06:50:21 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 04, 2024, 11:33:15 PMhe's a .5 trick pony.

A total clusterfuck of various defects who should have been strangled at birth.

He is a heavy weight in the justification for a woman's right to choose. Especially in the more libtarded areas of the country.
He can't read or follow any post. Hence he blurts out the same Tourette's type comments like tilapia over and over again.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 11:09:51 AM
Quote from: DKG on September 05, 2024, 06:50:21 AMHe can't read or follow any post. Hence he blurts out the same Tourette's type comments like tilapia over and over again.

Honestly, his presence alone in the libtard camp demonstrates clearly there must be something wrong with their drinking water and should be avoided at all costs.

Like, if he were a conservative I'd be pissed off to have him, and would be looking to trade him for a weeks worth of measles or something
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 05, 2024, 11:07:42 PM
Quote from: Frood on September 04, 2024, 10:33:37 AMAnd now it all makes sense...

He's hung up on Tilapia fish and has been to the point of accusing those who actually handle Koi (Breakfall), of raising Tilapia instead (a banned species here in Australia).

I told you that his fading mind had turned to absolute mud.

(https://i.postimg.cc/2SWWngDn/Screenshot-20240905-002339.jpg)

Now I understand why...

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vv5rvVgr/Screenshot-20240905-002526.jpg)


 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

Motherfucker was born in the wrong body and century!  :s_laugh:

Seabus and his Butthole needs Tilapia skins for his dude-hole.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 11:25:04 PM
Sewage Major is one of the main reasons I rarely even read that board as a guest. you cannot put that drooling miscreant on ignore as a guest and even scrolling past the wrinkly fucktoid causes of loss of brain cells
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 05, 2024, 11:38:30 PM
Sewage Major...Skidmarkmajor...Semenmajor— whichever way various people may refer to him, the one common denominator is soiled underwear. The diminutive geriatric can't seem to get enough of it.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 05, 2024, 11:40:17 PM
I hit log in accidentally this morning and my saved username and pw came up so I said fuck it and hit enter.

So much for "banned for life"..  :crampe:

BF never sticks to his principles.

Decided to still not post there at this time though unless he apologizes to you and me.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 05, 2024, 11:55:05 PM
Skidmarkmajor posted a pic (probably 20 years old by now) of him fishing for tuna. I was looking at the undersized catch and couldn't help noticing the shine coming off the little fella's spindly legs. The deviant shaves his legs ffs! Lulz

(https://i.imgur.com/N8N5jzn.png)
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 05, 2024, 11:58:07 PM
Damn he crusty old.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 06, 2024, 12:05:50 AM
Look at his cockled neck-flaps! Even our frill-necked lizards in Oz have more composure! I reckon he needs a tilapia skin graft on his top-end too ffs...
  :crampe:
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: DKG on September 06, 2024, 06:08:05 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 05, 2024, 11:25:04 PMSewage Major is one of the main reasons I rarely even read that board as a guest. you cannot put that drooling miscreant on ignore as a guest and even scrolling past the wrinkly fucktoid causes of loss of brain cells
It's hard to read any forum where he is no restricted.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 07, 2024, 06:49:51 AM
Quote from: DKG on September 06, 2024, 06:08:05 AMIt's hard to read any forum where he is no restricted.

I had to laugh at him over on the Canadian forum, everyone tries to ignore him as much as possible...but he's like a bad smell that won't go away.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: DKG on September 07, 2024, 10:32:40 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 07, 2024, 06:49:51 AMI had to laugh at him over on the Canadian forum, everyone tries to ignore him as much as possible...but he's like a bad smell that won't go away.
An accurate description.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 07, 2024, 11:24:18 PM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 07, 2024, 06:49:51 AMI had to laugh at him over on the Canadian forum, everyone tries to ignore him as much as possible...but he's like a bad smell that won't go away.
Before Bastard Factory went full snowflake support group I remember even the libtards ignored that dumb fuck

but he's a persistent little shit isn't he? He doesn't a trivial matter such as being the forum version of cancerous leper stop him from making a total tit of himself every chance he gets
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 07, 2024, 11:40:32 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 07, 2024, 11:24:18 PMBefore Bastard Factory went full snowflake support group I remember even the libtards ignored that dumb fuck

but he's a persistent little shit isn't he? He doesn't a trivial matter such as being the forum version of cancerous leper stop him from making a total tit of himself every chance he gets
Nobody has ever had a chuckle at his ankle biting spam despite the dozen laughing emojis he posts to remind us he's trying his darndest to be funny.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 07, 2024, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 07, 2024, 11:40:32 PMNobody has ever had a chuckle at his ankle biting spam despite the dozen laughing emojis he posts to remind us he's trying his darndest to be funny.
Honestly, I think the only person that actually enjoyed his wealth of obnoxious drivel was that other drooling moron who's only a hairline more intelligent. X.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:12:36 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 07, 2024, 11:24:18 PMBefore Bastard Factory went full snowflake support group I remember even the libtards ignored that dumb fuck

but he's a persistent little shit isn't he? He doesn't a trivial matter such as being the forum version of cancerous leper stop him from making a total tit of himself every chance he gets

He's persistent because he longs for actual rep; and the other leftards know that they'll get rep back tenfold if they just give him one "like".

But get this: a couple of days ago I saw  Poark actually bartering for rep on the front page in Shoutbox with Aidsman. She had some gossip about some irrelevant bullshit and had the hide to suggest it was worth at least "two likes" before she was willing to release any info'. I thought to myself, " Jesus biatch...you're just unapologetically desperate!! Lol."
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 08, 2024, 01:17:32 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:12:36 AMHe's persistent because he longs for actual rep; and the other leftards know that they'll get rep back tenfold if they just give him one "like".

But get this: a couple of days ago I saw  Poark actually bartering for rep on the front page in Shoutbox with Aidsman. She had some gossip about some irrelevant bullshit and had the hide to suggest it was worth at least "two likes" before she was willing to release any info'. I thought to myself, " Jesus biatch...you're just unapologetically desperate!! Lol."


To superficial leftoids like Pig silly things like "reps" are very important to their emotional well being 

There was a poster at BF who got banned simply for giving her shit emojis and I know that avatar_deport_liberals makes her go into wild boar mode pretty quickly with nothing more than a few up votes on posts written by one of the many posters with whom she has an axe to grind.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 08, 2024, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:12:36 AMHe's persistent because he longs for actual rep; and the other leftards know that they'll get rep back tenfold if they just give him one "like".

But get this: a couple of days ago I saw  Poark actually bartering for rep on the front page in Shoutbox with Aidsman. She had some gossip about some irrelevant bullshit and had the hide to suggest it was worth at least "two likes" before she was willing to release any info'. I thought to myself, " Jesus biatch...you're just unapologetically desperate!! Lol."

Those people are 55+. What a way (not) to live.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:39:57 AM
I get negged daily by the leftards, so I feel inclined to spread the love back. Skidmarkmajor is my worst critic...he'll neg me for just about anything. If you neg Skidmark or Aidsman with the dick swinging tranny neg "suck it"... you can literally feel the seething when they respond next.
Both get triggered instantly, and often suffer bouts of dyslexia and meme the fuck out! Lulz
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: SKYY on September 08, 2024, 09:41:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/LG0apcD.jpg)
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: DKG on September 08, 2024, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:39:57 AMI get negged daily by the leftards, so I feel inclined to spread the love back. Skidmarkmajor is my worst critic...he'll neg me for just about anything. If you neg Skidmark or Aidsman with the dick swinging tranny neg "suck it"... you can literally feel the seething when they respond next.
Both get triggered instantly, and often suffer bouts of dyslexia and meme the fuck out! Lulz
Seamoron's skin is so thin it's translucent. I don't know much about Gremlin other than he suffers from an advanced case of TDS.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 01:45:55 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 08, 2024, 01:39:57 AMI get negged daily by the leftards, so I feel inclined to spread the love back. Skidmarkmajor is my worst critic...he'll neg me for just about anything. If you neg Skidmark or Aidsman with the dick swinging tranny neg "suck it"... you can literally feel the seething when they respond next.
Both get triggered instantly, and often suffer bouts of dyslexia and meme the fuck out! Lulz
Lotusdunce and Seamoron negged all of my posts at SG.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 01:59:44 AM
Quote from: DKG on September 08, 2024, 10:25:40 AMSeamoron's skin is so thin it's translucent. I don't know much about Gremlin other than he suffers from an advanced case of TDS.

He's on the rapid decline that's for sure. I mentioned to him that since he was 76 years old and suffering from Oldtimers,that maybe he should give up these spirited forums for good and go play some bingo or even lawn bowls.

He seems confused...then told me that he was actually 82.
 :crazy:
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:06:29 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 01:45:55 AMLotusdunce and Seamoron negged all of my posts at SG.

Yeah! I actually just ignored the negs initially, and then when they just kept coming at me, I powered back! Now LotusButt pretends that I'm on "ignore" and the Skiddie is around me constantly and nipping at my ankles like a ferocious Chihuahua! Lol
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 02:12:58 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:06:29 AMYeah! I actually just ignored the negs initially, and then when they just kept coming at me, I powered back! Now LotusButt pretends that I'm on "ignore" and the Skiddie is around me constantly and nipping at my ankles like a ferocious Chihuahua! Lol
Ya, that is those 2 nincompoops.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:32:22 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:06:29 AMYeah! I actually just ignored the negs initially, and then when they just kept coming at me, I powered back! Now LotusButt pretends that I'm on "ignore" and the Skiddie is around me constantly and nipping at my ankles like a ferocious Chihuahua! Lol

My ankles are Sea-adorned more than yours, bitch.

***sassy hand gesture, mic drop, and sashay out the door***

Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 02:38:25 AM
Quote from: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:32:22 AMMy ankles are Sea-adorned more than yours, bitch.

***sassy hand gesture, mic drop, and sashay out the door***


He follows you around with a bib around his neck, untensils in his hands and a step ladder to reach your ankles.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:40:27 AM
Quote from: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:32:22 AMMy ankles are Sea-adorned more than yours, bitch.

***sassy hand gesture, mic drop, and sashay out the door***



Hahahahahahahahahaaaa...he's still cursing at Frank ffs!  :crampe:
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:42:29 AM
Frank is a dream boat who wears a size L t-shirt.

Seaboobs could never compare...
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:50:26 AM
Quote from: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:42:29 AMFrank is a dream boat who wears a size L t-shirt.

Seaboobs could never compare...

I'm still laughing at him telling DD that he wears a medium sized shirt... but he's pushing 6 feet tall! Lol
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 09, 2024, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:50:26 AMI'm still laughing at him telling DD that he wears a medium sized shirt... but he's pushing 6 feet tall! Lol


DD really dodged a bullet head with that hookup.

She already had plenty of shrapnel hanging off her bits.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: DKG on September 09, 2024, 10:44:49 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 02:38:25 AMHe follows you around with a bib around his neck, untensils in his hands and a step ladder to reach your ankles.
I saw that during my brief stay at another forum. One of the reasons I did not return.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 11:24:35 PM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 09, 2024, 02:40:27 AMHahahahahahahahahaaaa...he's still cursing at Frank ffs!  :crampe:
Frank is?
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 09, 2024, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 09, 2024, 11:24:35 PMFrank is?

Why of course Frank is Dinky Dianna's latest husband and stepfather to her kids.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Shen Li on September 10, 2024, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Frood on September 09, 2024, 11:52:56 PMWhy of course Frank is Dinky Dianna's latest husband and stepfather to her kids.
Seamunchkin must be nearly as jealous of Frank as he is of Biggie's kitchen.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Frood on September 10, 2024, 12:22:32 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on September 10, 2024, 12:12:45 AMSeamunchkin must be nearly as jealous of Frank as he is of Biggie's kitchen.

He's threatened Frank's life before.

He really wants into DD's love canal.
Title: Re: I've always suspected that Seamajor is a 78 year old tranny wannabe
Post by: Biggie Smiles on September 29, 2024, 12:15:32 PM
Quote from: Frood on September 10, 2024, 12:22:32 AMHe's threatened Frank's life before.


No way  :crampe:

I love it when I make retards like Admong get so flustered they want to come kill me before realizing after sitting so long they can no longer detach themselves from their computer chair just to make the trip