If you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:20:30 AMIf you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
I can't remember the last time I had a hot dog.
If we order a pizza, it's usually with everything on it.
admin loves other men's hot dogs in his mouth.
Quote from: DKG on September 05, 2024, 07:23:27 AMIf we order a pizza, it's usually with everything on it.
Cool, whatever is good for you but pineapple on pizza is not a thing in everything.
Whoever created the Hawaiian pizza should be shot, resurrected, and shot again.
Hawaiian burgers have pineapple slices on them.
I like pineapple on pizza. Fight me
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:20:30 AMIf you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
I used to get ketchup on my hawt dog about every 28 days. Then I'd put the manaise in the bun!
Just for clarification purposes -
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 05, 2024, 09:11:19 AMI like pineapple on pizza. Fight me
hard Italians from the old country consider that an act of blasphemy
I don't mind catsup on a hot dog as long as it also has mustard, chili, onions, and cheese. As for pizza I'm a bit of a minimalist: pepperoni, onions, green peppers, and sometimes mushrooms. Extra cheese is always nice.
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 05, 2024, 01:03:05 PMI don't mind catsup on a hot dog as long as it also has mustard, chili, onions, and cheese. As for pizza I'm a bit of a minimalist: pepperoni, onions, green peppers, and sometimes mushrooms. Extra cheese is always nice.
Artichoke hearts make a bland pizza top notch.
Quote from: Brent on September 05, 2024, 01:48:05 PMArtichoke hearts make a bland pizza top notch.
I'll uh take your word for it. Heh
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 05, 2024, 09:11:19 AMI like pineapple on pizza. Fight me
I'm taking a ouiji board to a regional grape farmer's cemetery and putting in a word on your behalf, doll..
You will regret your pizza rape.
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on September 05, 2024, 08:10:14 AMWhoever created the Hawaiian pizza should be shot, resurrected, and shot again.
A Canadian... :facepalm:
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:20:30 AMIf you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
I always put ketchup on my hot dogs, and I'm from Chicagoland. People would say "You can't do that!" and I'd say "Fuck you, it ain't your hot dog."
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 05, 2024, 01:03:05 PMI don't mind catsup on a hot dog
You are dead to me. You hear? Dead!
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 05, 2024, 07:10:39 PMI always put ketchup on my hot dogs, and I'm from Chicagoland. People would say "You can't do that!" and I'd say "Fuck you, it ain't your hot dog."
You might as well drop your boxers and shit on the hot dog...
Wouldn't make it any worse.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:19:31 PMYou might as well drop your boxers and shit on the hot dog...
Wouldn't make it any worse.
I only eat Vienna Beefs. No other hot dogs are hot dogs. I tried those Nathan's from Jew York. Talk about suckage! I think they make them from ground up dead Mafia dagos from New Jersey.
What would you know? You put ketchup on your dogs. :laughinatu:
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:24:29 PMWhat would you know? You put ketchup on your dogs. :laughinatu:
And Pizza! Don't get me started in Pizza. Ain't no pizza like Chicago pizza, and that's a fact. And Gyros! Gyros started here in America. Fuckers out in California put some kind of disgusting Mexican mole sauce on Gyros. On Gyros!
You think ketchup is wrong on a hot dag? Who puts mole sauce on a fucking Gyro?
Gyros/Souvlaki have been around a long time before the West picked them up.
Chicago pizza is OK. So is New Yorker.
But Philly is the best and Cali the worst.
Correction... Wheeling, WV is the worst.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:55:41 PMGyros/Souvlaki have been around a long time before the West picked them up.
That was just broiled goat chunks on a stick.
QuoteChicago pizza is OK. So is New Yorker.
But Philly is the best and Cali the worst.
Ish! New Yorkers marinate their pizza with wino piss and I wouldn't eat nothing out of Philly. What's wrong with you?
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 05, 2024, 08:37:26 PMThat was just broiled goat chunks on a stick.
Ish! New Yorkers marinate their pizza with wino piss and I wouldn't eat nothing out of Philly. What's wrong with you?
Souvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.
As for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.
I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 08:45:31 PMSouvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.
As for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.
I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.
A good gyro is the Lord's food.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 08:45:31 PMSouvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.
Only for foreigners. For we Americans, any kind of foreign concoction that ain't Gyro is just chunks of goat meat on a stick with the occasional tomato stuck between the meat chunks.
QuoteAs for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.
I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.
Sorry, man. I've been through the Philly area a few times. Everything smells like a damp basement and the people are all jagoffs. I won't eat anything those jagtards eat. :yeahhh:
I agree about Cali idiots putting fruit on pizza. Isn't that where the pineapple thing started?
Chicago Pizza is da bomb! So is Portillos Itallian Beef sammie, dipped with sweet and hot peppers! :drunk2:
Quote from: Lokmar on September 05, 2024, 09:03:35 PMChicago Pizza is da bomb! So is Portillos Itallian Beef sammie, dipped with sweet and hot peppers! :drunk2:
They are messy. I make Jo Jo wear a plastic garbage bag when I buy him one.
Quote from: Thiel on September 05, 2024, 09:06:52 PMThey are messy. I make Jo Jo wear a plastic garbage bag when I buy him one.
You should put him in a thick plastic garbage bag and bury him.
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 05, 2024, 08:53:48 PMOnly for foreigners. For we Americans, any kind of foreign concoction that ain't Gyro is just chunks of goat meat on a stick with the occasional tomato stuck between the meat chunks.
I happen to be American too and understand the long history of Souvlaki and Gyros before they became a western staple.
QuoteSorry, man. I've been through the Philly area a few times. Everything smells like a damp basement and the people are all jagoffs. I won't eat anything those jagtards eat. :yeahhh:
You're probably one of those people who won't eat an East Coast cheese steak because they think Subway's version is the OG. :dontknow:
QuoteI agree about Cali idiots putting fruit on pizza. Isn't that where the pineapple thing started?
Fruit, tofu, tuna, pine nuts, et cetera, but no... the pineapple pizza was started in Canada of all placed. Some fuckwit started experimenting and called it a "Hawaiian" because that was the product brand on the tins of pineapple he bought at the time. I believe it was in the late 60's or early 70's. He couldn't give them away at first, then a bunch of awkward teens and college students decided it was cool tasting and FUCKED pizza forever.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 09:08:16 PMI happen to be American too and understand the long history of Souvlaki and Gyros before they became a western staple.
You're probably one of those people who won't eat an East Coast cheese steak because they think Subway's version is the OG. :dontknow:
Fruit, tofu, tuna, pine nuts, et cetera, but no... the pineapple pizza was started in Canada of all placed. Some fuckwit started experimenting and called it a "Hawaiian" because that was the product brand on the tins of pineapple he bought at the time. I believe it was in the late 60's or early 70's. He couldn't give them away at first, then a bunch of awkward teens and college students decided it was cool tasting and FUCKED pizza forever.
Fucking Canadians!
Quote from: Lokmar on September 05, 2024, 09:08:09 PMYou should put him in a thick plastic garbage bag and bury him.
I don't think yer nearly as violent as ya come across Lokmar
You have potential ta be reformed eh?
Joe's butthole resembles a New York style pizza with pepperoni after Thiel gets done with it...
Thiel likes his fruit AROUND the pizza.
Roast Hawaiian Chicken is awesome. Ringed pineapples on top with apricot nectar to thicken the sauce. A bit of French onion soup powder adds to the flavour. Out of this world!
wtf!!@!?
Heathen!
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:18:21 PMYou are dead to me. You hear? Dead!
Whut *again*?!?
I didn't even know I'd been resurrected. /shrug
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 09:25:42 PMJoe's butthole resembles a New York style pizza with pepperoni after Thiel gets done with it...
Thiel likes his fruit AROUND the pizza.
Old Thiel is the only person on any forum that reads Joe's posts.
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 05, 2024, 09:38:44 PMWhut *again*?!?
I didn't even know I'd been resurrected. /shrug
There's no resurrecting Joe's butthole though....
(https://i.postimg.cc/d1H7rqj4/8a796-10598469-674398272637483-300926470-n.jpg)
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 09:57:09 PMThere's no resurrecting Joe's butthole though....
(https://i.postimg.cc/d1H7rqj4/8a796-10598469-674398272637483-300926470-n.jpg)
A bit small to be his arsehole.
Quote from: Herman on September 05, 2024, 10:01:13 PMA bit small to be his arsehole.
Thiel hadn't cheesed it yet.
That's resting Joe butthole.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:25:45 AMCool, whatever is good for you but pineapple on pizza is not a thing in everything.
Pineapple is not included in toppings for a loaded up pizza here.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 06:52:51 PMA Canadian... :facepalm:
And all of Canada just got bent over and took one in the pooper by that zing. :s_laugh:
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on September 06, 2024, 09:02:13 AMAnd all of Canada just got bent over and took one in the pooper by that zing. :s_laugh:
We all have Joe Biden's in our midst.... :(
1. No ketchup on either hot dogs or burgers for me. Fries absolutely yes.
2. No pineapple on my pizza. I usually get pepperoni, bacon strips or crumble never both, and green pepper. if i ever change things up a bit its chicken strips, bacon, and green pepper. occasionally red onion. not much a ham fan.
2. b) i usually eat more panzerottis than pizza.
3. Fuck all diet shit. Makes wanna puke.
4. Pickles? sometimes in the summer but thats about it. Relishes not my fav thing but sometimes. Pretzels only if peanut butter filled ones
Quote from: Frood on September 06, 2024, 09:44:00 AMWe all have Joe Biden's in our midst.... :(
Is that guy even the president any more?
It seems to me the country is on auto pilot at the moment
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 06, 2024, 10:28:55 AMIs that guy even the president any more?
It seems to me the country is on auto pilot at the moment
The US was before on autopilot but their skin puppet fucked the last debate so much so that the deep state (not the 2IC) carried on like nothing was a matter, till it was a major talking point.
I have no confidence in the US elections anymore.
Prepositioning national guard within hotels all over NYC? Why?
It's a complete stitch up reminiscent of 2019/20 again.
I'm glad I got far away from the US. Shit is going down.
Ketchup and mustard on my burgers, sometimes BBQ sauce instead of ketchup. Always with onions and pickles...the dill kind. My fav burger is a Double Double from In-N-Out which hasnt any mustard on it, just a ketchup, mayo, rellish based sauce somewhat like BigMac sauce.
No ketchup on dogs. My fav is a kraut dog with mustard and onions from weinerschnitzel. Portillos Chicago Dog is my 2nd choice.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Onion, Mushrooms, and Green Olives on my pizza. Most of the time you cant get these many ingredients on a Chicago Deep Dish. Giordanos, Nancy's, Angelos, Malnatis are good. Rosati's? I dont like it. The sauce tastes like its simple tomato paste. There's a Nancy's in Springfield and its fairly good. My choice would be Lou Malnati's. There's a lot of places in Chicago I havent tried though.
Quote from: Lokmar on September 06, 2024, 11:09:11 AMKetchup and mustard on my burgers, sometimes BBQ sauce instead of ketchup. Always with onions and pickles...the dill kind. My fav burger is a Double Double from In-N-Out which hasnt any mustard on it, just a ketchup, mayo, rellish based sauce somewhat like BigMac sauce.
No ketchup on dogs. My fav is a kraut dog with mustard and onions from weinerschnitzel. Portillos Chicago Dog is my 2nd choice.
Pepperoni, Sausage, Onion, Mushrooms, and Green Olives on my pizza. Most of the time you cant get these many ingredients on a Chicago Deep Dish. Giordanos, Nancy's, Angelos, Malnatis are good. Rosati's? I dont like it. The sauce tastes like its simple tomato paste. There's a Nancy's in Springfield and its fairly good. My choice would be Lou Malnati's. There's a lot of places in Chicago I havent tried though.
You have ketchup on food. That makes you a sketchy fag.
Quote from: Frood on September 06, 2024, 11:11:53 AMYou have ketchup on food. That makes you a sketchy fag.
You have an irrational fear of ketchup. That means your asshole must have been bloodied up by some faggit and you still have dreams about it. Hawt sweaty ones.
Quote from: Lokmar on September 06, 2024, 11:14:24 AMYou have an irrational fear of ketchup. That means your asshole must have been bloodied up by some faggit and you still have dreams about it. Hawt sweaty ones.
I don't fear ketchup.
Ketchup is merely Satan's bum juices condensed in a jar and I would never willingly eat Satan's arse..
But you enjoy the demonic lickety flavors you're so accustomed to and feel the need to defend your mouths honour over.
Hell is red, like your hot dogs. :(
Quote from: Brent on September 06, 2024, 05:22:47 PMTry it.
Never say never.
But... I say "unlikely" all the time. LoL
Quote from: Lokmar on September 05, 2024, 09:08:09 PMYou should put him in a thick plastic garbage bag and bury him.
Only as a last result and only if Jo Jo no longer pleases me.
Quote from: Frood on September 06, 2024, 09:44:00 AMWe all have Joe Biden's in our midst.... :(
Thank you for the reminder. :Doh2:
Quote from: JOE on September 05, 2024, 09:23:45 PMI don't think yer nearly as violent as ya come across Lokmar
You have potential ta be reformed eh?
Could you stop hitting on Mr Lokmar in my presence Sweetie.
Taco sauce on a hot dog is the only red sauce I put on them.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:20:30 AMIf you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
What about ham on pizza Frood?
Quote from: formosan on September 09, 2024, 12:21:33 PMWhat about ham on pizza Frood?
It's allowed in the Charter of Pizza Making.
Quote from: Frood on September 09, 2024, 11:48:42 PMIt's allowed in the Charter of Pizza Making.
Thanks for the clarification Frood.
:s_laugh:
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:20:30 AMIf you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.
Ketchup on hotdogs is easily explained away by youth. The young have more sensitive taste buds. Coffee, mustard. These are things we grow to love. No one drinks coffe or tastes mustard for the first time and exclaims, best shit evah!
Kid graduate to adults and ketchup on hotdogs graduates to mustard.
Obvi, humans are not clones so if your kid likes mustard from the beginning then so be it. As long as they aren't burying animals up to the head and driving a push lawnmower over, I wouldn't fret it.
Those sabrett hotdogs with the red onion sauce are the bomb.
Quote from: MrNiceGuy on September 10, 2024, 01:02:44 PMAs long as they aren't burying animals up to the head and driving a push lawnmower over.
Best way to get rid of unwanted kittens.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 10, 2024, 01:04:44 PMThose sabrett hotdogs with the red onion sauce are the bomb.
If I see them, I will try them.
Quote from: Frood on September 05, 2024, 07:24:03 AMadmin loves other men's hot dogs in his mouth.
When he eats an uncircumcised dick, he exclaims, "You have no case!"
Like a wannabe Fairy Mason.
My puns are aged. So youngins unfamiliar with Perry Mason, please go tiktok challenge yourself to swallow a tidepod of unevolving death. Thanks in advance! Ye dim nim rods of dodo starDUM, ala being something unique, not realizing a bird unique because it can't fly is ergo a dead as fuck bird.
Quote from: MrNiceGuy on September 10, 2024, 01:57:01 PMWhen he eats an uncircumcised dick, he exclaims, "You have no case!"
:crampe: