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I was listening to the radio today, and there was a segment on fictional/fantasy crushes...fictional, fantasy or even cartoon characters that people have had sexual crushes over.

For one caller, it was American Guy's wife, another it was The Incredible Hulk (the bulk no doubt) and another it was a sabre tooth tiger out of Ice Age.

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Mine was The Attack Of The 50 FT Woman, Daryl Hannah (1993)... I even had a massive wet dream over her, where she grabbed me, gave herself a huge wide-on and started plunging me into her like a sex object!

What was your fictional or fantasy crush?
(Can include regular celebrities)

There have been a few but like they say you never forget your first...

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Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)

...although Olivia Newton John gave her a run for her money there for a while.

Rick Springfield omg all over my walls as a teen.  He's so hot.  Was on GH. Sorry to bust in the men mojo but that's my  80s lurve and just saw Him in st Augustine 3 years ago.  He still got it.  :love (2):

Lab Flaker wtf radio is that I'm dying  :crampe:

Quote from: Moonie on September 13, 2024, 05:57:34 AMRick Springfield omg all over my walls as a teen.  He's so hot.  Was on GH. Sorry to bust in the men mojo but that's my  80s lurve and just saw Him in st Augustine 3 years ago.  He still got it.  :love (2):

Lab Flaker wtf radio is that I'm dying  :crampe:

JJJ... Triple J. Used to be good when I was younger, but the radio announcers stay young as you get older. So does most of the music. Lol...I listen to it occasionally now when the other radio stations are talking too much cricket or rugby. It's pretty loose.

I wouldn't mind me a little Borg action

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Quote from: Moonie on September 13, 2024, 05:57:34 AMRick Springfield omg all over my walls as a teen.  He's so hot.  Was on GH. Sorry to bust in the men mojo but that's my  80s lurve and just saw Him in st Augustine 3 years ago.  He still got it.  :love (2):

Lab Flaker wtf radio is that I'm dying  :crampe:

That's fair. Girls have adolescent crushes too.

My eighties crush was Heather Locklear.
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My crush was Brad Pitt......I liked his eyes.
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Quote from: DKG on September 13, 2024, 10:26:34 AMMy eighties crush was Heather Locklear.
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Melrose place.  Omgosh I feel old thanks lol.  She's beautiful.

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Jennifer Connelly.. we've had a love few could ever understand. Were set to be married..
I just can't get into why it never came to be forever.
Ugh my heart aches now

JOEJ was the only one for me.

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Mrs Lab Flaker's crushes...

He-Man
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And

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Good entries all.  I pounded my Stone Pony to this:


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No more need be said.

Jennifer Connelly.

Rachel Weisz... Even hotter as a milf.

Monica Bellucci... Even hotter as a milf.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 13, 2024, 08:07:47 AMJJJ... Triple J. Used to be good when I was younger, but the radio announcers stay young as you get older. So does most of the music. Lol...I listen to it occasionally now when the other radio stations are talking too much cricket or rugby. It's pretty loose.

Double J is where all those old presenters go. It's digital radio in all of the capital cities (DAB+).

Get a radio unit that does it. There's way more channels on digital too... plenty of options for us oldies...

Infatuated with Jennifer Connely, Linda Rondstat, and others.... but my first? (George Carlin-esque "who was your first?").... that was Madeline Stowe.

We had symmetry and though she didn't know it or even myself, I had enough manual symmetry to fill a pool for both of us...

Later on I got into classic movies and had to break up with Madeline... first with Mitzi Gaynor and then with young to middle aged Olivia de Havilland...my queen...   :dontknow:

Sorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 16, 2024, 09:22:44 AMSorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

We are all adults. But, this thread is about our adolescent crushes.

I doubt any of us still have any illusions about the character of celebrities, or the lack thereof. We know how self centred and narcissistic most of them are.

Jewel

Oh gawd, another cornball Alticus alt

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 28, 2024, 01:47:25 PMOh gawd, another cornball Alticus alt

He's persistent.

Laura Croft ...

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Aishawarya Rai.

Last Legion... That movie sucks but she was very hot in it.

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Quote from: Odinson on October 05, 2024, 06:31:44 PMAishawarya Rai.

Last Legion... That movie sucks but she was very hot in it.

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When she got married, it was like India's royal wedding.

Fran Dreschner... Nanny fine.

Insanely sexy woman and she only got better with age.

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Achtung Scouser!

She is jewish but you'd still hit that.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 16, 2024, 09:22:44 AMSorry to shit on everyones parade but long ago, I learned you can only be infatuated with these hollyweird shitstains right up until you learn about them personally and their personality. I promise you, most of the people mentioned are shit.

I don't like learning about actors if they're SJW's or in the old days, secret commies.

David Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 12, 2024, 10:30:21 PMDavid Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

David Beckahm  :panda:

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 12, 2024, 10:30:21 PMDavid Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

Quote from: Lokmar on October 12, 2024, 10:45:49 PM2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

Of course. I'm extremely shallow

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 12, 2024, 10:47:41 PMOf course. I'm extremely shallow

Believe it or not, I'm glad to hear that regarding those dudes. You'd be fucked up like a soup sandwich otherwise!

I was really into the look of Scarlett J, despite the sometimes blonde hair... (always favoured brunettes or dark haired types, and the one blonde I was all in for tore my heart out and shat on it) but what a mentally ill/nutcase type Scarlett was/still is.

I wouldn't fuck with no blondes...even if I was an eligible bachelor.

Hell, if I was suddenly single again... just a monthly visit to one of Australia's thousands of legally equivalent "mustang ranches" for an empty out wham bam thank you.

But blondes... even the bottle ones... no thank you very fucking much.

Mustang ranch? lol

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 13, 2024, 12:23:24 AMMustang ranch? lol

Legal brothels...

Here in Australia, prostitution is legal. I'd rather have my pipes emptied out in a safe and blowback free scenario.

Non-legal whores are cray cray these days.

Oh hell no  :crampe:

Uma Thurman as poison ivy.



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Saw this, and figured this was a good thread for this. Yesterday would of been Mary Ann's birthday, from Gilligan's Island. She was my first TV crush when I was 5 lol.

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Quote from: Blazor on October 19, 2024, 03:01:25 PMSaw this, and figured this was a good thread for this. Yesterday would of been Mary Ann's birthday, from Gilligan's Island. She was my first TV crush when I was 5 lol.

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From the 70's series, The New Avengers, mine was Joanna Lumley's Purdey. I even named my Siamese cat, Purdey...I think I was around 6 years old.

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First one? This'll sound weird, but... Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.

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Quote from: Courier Six on November 06, 2024, 05:34:28 AMFirst one? This'll sound weird, but... Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.

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Judging by that picture, there is nothing strange about that.

Quote from: DKG on November 06, 2024, 06:45:36 AMJudging by that picture, there is nothing strange about that.

She was a true beauty.

You know those 60s interracial relationship bans just made it hotter.

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Mine is Clarke Gable but he died before I was born.

 :mondaysmiley:

and I used to love David Cassidy, John Paul Young and David Esssex.

This is John Paul Young...

I can't believe he wore a daggy sailor suit.

This is David Essex from the UK... THIS IS the epitome of 70s cool.

Quote from: caskur on November 10, 2024, 07:06:10 PMThis is David Essex from the UK... THIS IS the epitome of 70s cool.

Awesome song!