Yesterday in a fit of weakness I broke down and ate KFC for dinner. Big, big mistake; I've spent the last 8 hours with my head in the bowl. I've never thrown up so much in my entire life. At one point my husband threatened to call a priest to come over and perform an exorcism. ac_toofunny
I don't know how you do it Shen because I can usually eat anything with no dire gastrointestinal affects but that shit wrecked me. ac_dunno
I'm now going to try and get some sleep because I'm exhausted and hopefully I'm empty at this point. Maybe if I'm still alive I'll stop by this place later today.
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I don't know how you do it Shen because I can usually eat anything with no dire gastrointestinal affects but that shit wrecked me. ac_dunno
I'm now going to try and get some sleep because I'm exhausted and hopefully I'm empty at this point. Maybe if I'm still alive I'll stop by this place later today.
I make my own coated pan fried chicken on occasion, but I cannot remember the last time we bought KFC..
I hope you start feeling better soon Renee.
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I don't know how you do it Shen because I can usually eat anything with no dire gastrointestinal affects but that shit wrecked me. ac_dunno
I'm now going to try and get some sleep because I'm exhausted and hopefully I'm empty at this point. Maybe if I'm still alive I'll stop by this place later today.
A trip to KFC is a spiritual ritual to me Renne.
You must've got a bad bird. :stupid:
The KFC weight loss plan seems to be working on Renee, maybe I should grab me some.
I ate at a place called Bojangles here years back, BBQ chicken, and I was sick for a week on that stuff.
the worst part is, I was working 12 hour days at the time. My relief man got really upset having to do my job.
Get better Renee. ac_flower
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I ate at a place called Bojangles here years back, BBQ chicken, and I was sick for a week on that stuff.
the worst part is, I was working 12 hour days at the time. My relief man got really upset having to do my job.
Get better Renee. ac_flower
Bojangles eh Frosty? Sounds familiar. It's a fairly large chain no? I seem to remember that restaurant name when I was in Las Vegas, Phoenix, Houston or San Diego.
EDIT,
I just Googled Bojangles and they don't have stores in the Western states, so I must be thinking of another chicken place.
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Well can't sleep. My stomach feels like there might be an alien in it.
I think I'm going to die. Hopefully my husband won't have me cremated because I'll burn for a month. Just pay for the oversized box and be done with it.
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Well can't sleep. My stomach feels like there might be an alien in it.
I think I'm going to die. Hopefully my husband won't have me cremated because I'll burn for a month. Just pay for the oversized box and be done with it.
Is that you Renee? You weren't kidding about the sore gut.
You really look like shit. ac_razz
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Well can't sleep. My stomach feels like there might be an alien in it.
I think I'm going to die. Hopefully my husband won't have me cremated because I'll burn for a month. Just pay for the oversized box and be done with it.
Is that you Renee? You weren't kidding about the sore gut.
You really look like shit. ac_razz
Thanks Shen; with friends like you....... ac_toofunny
Believe me, as bad as I look, I feel 10 times worse.
I don't think I've ever had a case of food poisoning this bad before. Hopefully if I survive I will have lost some weight.
I'm hoping for like......30 or 40 pounds. ac_toofunny
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Believe me, as bad as I look, I feel 10 times worse.
I don't think I've ever had a case of food poisoning this bad before. Hopefully if I survive I will have lost some weight.
I'm hoping for like......30 or 40 pounds. ac_toofunny
Hey, that's what I'm here for. :howdy:
Anyway, how do you my beloved KFC is the culprit? If it is, well you live in US. Sue the franchisee's ass. ac_king
I have had food poisoning before. The last time was from broccoli at a high end restaurant in Shenzhen, China. You will lose some weight, but you will also feel like you have lost some years off your life. That is if it is food poisoning and not something else.
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Believe me, as bad as I look, I feel 10 times worse.
I don't think I've ever had a case of food poisoning this bad before. Hopefully if I survive I will have lost some weight.
I'm hoping for like......30 or 40 pounds. ac_toofunny
Hey, that's what I'm here for. :howdy:
I have had food poisoning before. The last time was from broccoli at a high end restaurant in Shenzhen, China. You will lose some weight, but you will also feel like you have lost some years off your life. That is if it is food poisoning and not something else.
Well it's a pretty big coincidence that I felt fine before I ate it and a half hour later I was queasy as hell. Shortly after that I literally erupted from both ends. It's food poisoning, alright. I've had it before and as you know, you can get it anywhere. It doesn't matter if it's a chain type slop house or a fancy restaurant.
BTW, I'm not suing anyone. it's not their fault that I can't stop myself from eating crap that I know I shouldn't be eating. ac_blush
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Well it's a pretty big coincidence that I felt fine before I ate it and a half hour later I was queasy as hell. Shortly after that I literally erupted from both ends. It's food poisoning, alright. I've had it before and as you know, you can get it anywhere. It doesn't matter if it's a chain type slop house or a fancy restaurant.
BTW, I'm not suing anyone. it's not their fault that I can't stop myself from eating crap that I know I shouldn't be eating. ac_blush
If that's the case, then it does kinda look like KFC is the number one suspect. I have eaten KFC all over the globe and never had a problem. Then again, I may have built up a helluva tolerance for those birds. ac_umm
OMG, you know it's bad when you are laying there making deals with God.
If I live, I'm never eating junk food again and I'm going to scrub the word "fuck" out of my vocab. ac_angel
Hopefully he'll go for it because the only other bad habit I can give up is butt sex and I not certain life without that is worthwhile. ac_dunno
Cover your eyes, Fash. ac_toofunny
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If I live, I'm never eating junk food again and I'm going to scrub the word "fuck" out of my vocab. ac_angel
Hopefully he'll go for it because the only other bad habit I can give up is butt sex and I not certain life without that is worthwhile. ac_dunno
Cover your eyes, Fash. ac_toofunny
Oh my goodness Renee, it is too late.
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Well can't sleep. My stomach feels like there might be an alien in it.
I think I'm going to die. Hopefully my husband won't have me cremated because I'll burn for a month. Just pay for the oversized box and be done with it.
thats a great pic....lol..i mean that..... :howdy: get well soon.... acc_devil
I hope Renee is feeling better today.
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Thanks Fash; I'm doing a little better today. The pains in my belly have subsided somewhat and the bubbling has be reduced down to a dull roar, thank God. ac_unsure
Haven't eaten in over 36 hrs which is probably a record for me. Can't wait to see how many dozens of pounds I lost. I can feel myself withering away as I write this. ac_toofunny
Tried some plain tea earlier today and could only get about half a cup down.
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Thanks Fash; I'm doing a little better today. The pains in my belly have subsided somewhat and the bubbling has be reduced down to a dull roar, thank God. ac_unsure
Haven't eaten in over 36 hrs which is probably a record for me. Can't wait to see how many dozens of pounds I lost. I can feel myself withering away as I write this. ac_toofunny
Tried some plain tea earlier today and could only get about half a cup down.
Yep, that's exactly how I felt too when I had food poisoning. I went 2.5 days without a morsel of food. My tightest jeans were not so tight anymore after that.
Yeah well, whatever I lose I'm sure will find it's way back to me over the Christmas Holiday. ac_rollseyes
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Tell me about it. I almost hope I get a good weight losing case of food poisoning after the holiday is over.
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Tell me about it. I almost hope I get a good weight losing case of food poisoning after the holiday is over.
Keep eating the KFC. You're bound to get a bad bird eventually. ac_toofunny
Come to think of it it could very well have been on of the sides as well. My guess would be the coleslaw. ac_wot
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Tell me about it. I almost hope I get a good weight losing case of food poisoning after the holiday is over.
Keep eating the KFC. You're bound to get a bad bird eventually. ac_toofunny
Come to think of it it could very well have been on of the sides as well. My guess would be the
Crime solved!! There's the culprit right there Renee, not my beloved birds.
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Tell me about it. I almost hope I get a good weight losing case of food poisoning after the holiday is over.
Keep eating the KFC. You're bound to get a bad bird eventually. ac_toofunny
Come to think of it it could very well have been on of the sides as well. My guess would be the
Crime solved!! There's the culprit right there Renee, not my beloved birds.
Good idea, blame the slaw. It's probably the only thing at KFC that is or once was even remotely healthy. ac_toofunny
my daughter used to work at KFC in school.....she tells me when the coleslaw started to turn brown they just added more green food die...kept at it until it was all sold.....bloody hell..... ac_dance
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I am never buying anything from KFC ever again.
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I am never buying anything from KFC ever again.
Me neither, Shen Li can have my share. ac_biggrin
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I am never buying anything from KFC ever again.
Me neither, Shen Li can have my share. ac_biggrin
woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
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I am never buying anything from KFC ever again.
Me neither, Shen Li can have my share. ac_biggrin
woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
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Me neither, Shen Li can have my share. ac_biggrin
woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
Are you all better now Renee?
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woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
Are you all better now Renee?
A little better but still far from 100%.
Tried eating something bland over weekend and each time it didn't stay down or in very long. Seeing the Dr. (which is always a treat ac_unsure ) later today.
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Me neither, Shen Li can have my share. ac_biggrin
woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
It was salmonella then eh? That can be REALLY serious, but I'm sure you know that anyway.
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woo hoo ac_dance ac_drinks
Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
It was salmonella then eh? That can be REALLY serious, but I'm sure you know that anyway.
Maybe, it could be anything at this point. I'm guessing it's just the run of the mill E-coli poisoning. But since the stomach spasms haven't gone away yet I'm going to see the Dr to get checked and yelled at all at once. ac_unsure
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Yeah, eat up before the salmonella gets cold. ac_toofunny
It was salmonella then eh? That can be REALLY serious, but I'm sure you know that anyway.
Maybe, it could be anything at this point. I'm guessing it's just the run of the mill E-coli poisoning. But since the stomach spasms haven't gone away yet I'm going to see the Dr to get checked and yelled at all at once. ac_unsure
A helluva time of the year to catch it too eh?
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It was salmonella then eh? That can be REALLY serious, but I'm sure you know that anyway.
Maybe, it could be anything at this point. I'm guessing it's just the run of the mill E-coli poisoning. But since the stomach spasms haven't gone away yet I'm going to see the Dr to get checked and yelled at all at once. ac_unsure
A helluva time of the year to catch it too eh?
Yeah, in two days is the big Christmas Eve dinner and I have visions of myself getting stuck eating Jell-O. ac_unsure
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Maybe, it could be anything at this point. I'm guessing it's just the run of the mill E-coli poisoning. But since the stomach spasms haven't gone away yet I'm going to see the Dr to get checked and yelled at all at once. ac_unsure
A helluva time of the year to catch it too eh?
Yeah, in two days is the big Christmas Eve dinner and I have visions of myself getting stuck eating Jell-O. ac_unsure
Jell-O is so fucking gross.
We've had a last minute change of plans and are doing dim sum Xmas eve and a buzzard on the 25th. Personally, ham is wayyyyyyy better.
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A helluva time of the year to catch it too eh?
Yeah, in two days is the big Christmas Eve dinner and I have visions of myself getting stuck eating Jell-O. ac_unsure
We've had a last minute change of plans and are doing dim sum Xmas eve and a buzzard on the 25th. Personally, ham is wayyyyyyy better.
I like some of the flavors if you put enough whipped cream on it.
This is for you Shen....... ac_toofunny
^WTF is that?? ac_lmfao
I gotta show Mommy this one. ac_drinks
"Glape" ac_lmfao
You could get away with some really racist shit back in the day. ac_toofunny
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You could get away with some really racist shit back in the day. ac_toofunny
I gotta pretty thick hide, but that was a jaw dropper even for me.
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You could get away with some really racist shit back in the day. ac_toofunny
I gotta pretty thick hide, but that was a jaw dropper even for me.
Hey it was 1958.
At least back then we weren't afraid to let the Chinese know exactly what we thought of them. Korea was barely over. You guys got away lucky because General MacArthur wanted to nuke your asses.
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You could get away with some really racist shit back in the day. ac_toofunny
I gotta pretty thick hide, but that was a jaw dropper even for me.
Hey it was 1958.
At least back then we weren't afraid to let the Chinese know exactly what we thought of them. Korea was barely over. You guys got away lucky because General MacArthur wanted to nuke your asses.
It may have saved us from the madness of the Great Leap Forward and The Cultural Revolution. Alas, Mao is dead, China is strong militarily and economically and most of the West is in debt up to their eyeballs. Merry fucking Xmas everyone. ac_drinks ac_dance
Almost barfed watching this one.
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The Japanese will eat anything if it's instant. ac_razz ac_lmfao
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The Japanese will eat anything if it's instant. ac_razz ac_lmfao
Yeah, I've seen the videos; disturbing to put it mildly. ac_dunno
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The Japanese will eat anything if it's instant. ac_razz ac_lmfao
Yeah, I've seen the videos; disturbing to put it mildly. ac_dunno
Are you feeling better today Renee?
Are you having turkey or something else for Christmas?
Any last day activities you have to do yet?
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The Japanese will eat anything if it's instant. ac_razz ac_lmfao
Yeah, I've seen the videos; disturbing to put it mildly. ac_dunno
Are you feeling better today Renee?
Are you having turkey or something else for Christmas?
Any last day activities you have to do yet?
I got some antispasmodic drugs from the Dr. yesterday and they seem to be working. I'm going to try and eat something lite today and see if it stays down. Dr. says it's a "Campylobacter Infection" which is a common type of food poisoning. Not the worst she has seen but pretty bad just the same.
The nurse at the Dr's office said I lost 9 pounds since the last visit. ac_dance Not sure how much is due to the food poisoning but I'll take it anyway I can. ac_biggrin
We are going to my husband's brother's house for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day is at our home. I'm making a Crown Roast for Christmas dinner. I was going to do a Goose but right now I can't handle all the grease you get with a domestic goose.
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Yeah, I've seen the videos; disturbing to put it mildly. ac_dunno
Are you feeling better today Renee?
Are you having turkey or something else for Christmas?
Any last day activities you have to do yet?
I got some antispasmodic drugs from the Dr. yesterday and they seem to be working. I'm going to try and eat something lite today and see if it stays down. Dr. says it's a "Campylobacter Infection" which is a common type of food poisoning. Not the worst she has seen but pretty bad just the same.
The nurse at the Dr's office said I lost 9 pounds since the last visit. ac_dance Not sure how much is due to the food poisoning but I'll take it anyway I can. ac_biggrin
We are going to my husband's brother's house for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day is at our home. I'm making a Crown Roast for Christmas dinner. I was going to do a Goose but right now I can't handle all the grease you get with a domestic goose.
I am so happy, you are getting better Renee.
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We are having a mixture of Taiwanese and European foods tomorrow and then Christmas and stuffing on Thursday..
I am getting ready a smoked ham, scalloped potato, salad dinner and apple pie to take to my husband's shop today..
It is a tradition I started of making a Christmas meal for the men he works with..
Lots of plates, plastic cutlery, cups, eggnog and the meal itself to load into the car..
Very busy for me until at least December 27, but I love it.
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