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The Flame Pit => The Octagon => Topic started by: Edward on January 20, 2025, 04:05:58 PM

Title: Hi, guys.
Post by: Edward on January 20, 2025, 04:05:58 PM
Sorry to disappoint you. I am white.

(https://i.postimg.cc/J7bDMWJ7/IMG-20250120-124118.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/SNHxMTc1/IMG-20250120-123907.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 20, 2025, 07:14:48 PM
Nice water pisstol
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Edward on January 20, 2025, 07:22:55 PM
It's real. It's a 9mm.

The painting above my leather couch is an original Molly Lamb oil painting. If you want an idea of what it is worth, look here.

https://www.heffel.com/Artist/5D5A57/Bobak_Molly_Joan_Lamb/

I doubt you have anything worth as much.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 20, 2025, 07:26:05 PM
Yes, a 95,000 dollar painting sitting pretty in a one bedroom shoebox while you hold a water gun that you could shoot someone in the face with at point blank range and not even leave them with a headache.

Got ya

Cool story, brah
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Edward on January 20, 2025, 07:28:20 PM
It's actually a two bedroom.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Frood on January 20, 2025, 08:06:45 PM
Fat virgin fingers....
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 20, 2025, 08:09:38 PM
Who is Edward?
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Edward on January 20, 2025, 08:14:53 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/sgNXJhwn/IMG-20250120-171247.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Frood on January 20, 2025, 08:34:01 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 20, 2025, 08:09:38 PMWho is Edward?

Fat middle aged virgin with fat virgin fingers. 
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on January 20, 2025, 09:07:58 PM
Are we supposed to be impressed with your place and your piece?
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Reggie Essent on January 20, 2025, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Frood on January 20, 2025, 08:34:01 PMFat middle aged virgin with fat virgin fingers. 

Wait!  Is he one of them Canadian shut ins from that Vancouver forum?  There's some weird fuckers up over there.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: . on January 20, 2025, 11:13:15 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on January 20, 2025, 08:09:38 PMWho is Edward?
From the proportion of his fingers to his palm, I'm gonna go with "a mutant".
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Shen Li on January 20, 2025, 11:42:55 PM
Hey Eddie's hands are the same colour as mine.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Dove on January 20, 2025, 11:52:58 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: DKG on January 21, 2025, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on January 20, 2025, 07:26:05 PMYes, a 95,000 dollar painting sitting pretty in a one bedroom shoebox while you hold a water gun that you could shoot someone in the face with at point blank range and not even leave them with a headache.

Got ya

Cool story, brah
A picture of some hand holding a toy gun inside a small aprtment? We are supposed to respect and believe him now? Un no.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Oliver the Second on January 21, 2025, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Edward on January 20, 2025, 08:14:53 PM(https://i.postimg.cc/sgNXJhwn/IMG-20250120-171247.jpg)


Nice picture of your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Lokmar on January 21, 2025, 11:52:49 AM
Are we about to see a livestream of a suicide?  :popcorn:

Be sure to paint that billion dollar painting with brainz! It'll increase the value!
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: formosan on January 21, 2025, 12:28:40 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on January 21, 2025, 10:56:01 AMNice picture of your girlfriend.
I shouldn't laugh Oliver, but I can't help myself....that was very funny.
 :s_laugh:
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Brent on January 21, 2025, 01:34:33 PM
Joe and Eddie the Chug tell everybody the baloney details of their sorry excuses for lives, but neither of them have the balls to post one picture of themselves.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Lokmar on January 21, 2025, 01:43:52 PM
I wanna see the downs face that goes with them hands!!!
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Edward on January 21, 2025, 02:50:57 PM
Brent the chug is jealous that I am white.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: The Donald on January 21, 2025, 09:18:07 PM
I want to thank Edward and the entire Native-American community for their tremendous support.
Title: Re: Hi, guys.
Post by: Lokmar on January 21, 2025, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: The Donald on January 21, 2025, 09:18:07 PMI want to thank Edward and the entire Native-American community for their tremendous support.

Careful, he has a cheap Walther PP clone which means he's as likely to shoot you as he is himself!