THeBlueCashew

Since it's come to light recently that Jo Jo has a really massive rectum and likes to mount greasy poles, name movies he could star in.

1. Easy Slider
2. JurASSic Park
3. Groundhog Gay
4. Lost in Trans-elation
5. Meet Joe's Crack
6. The Grand Bunghole-pest Hotel
7. There Will Be Blood
8. The Big Jobowski
9. Eternal Sunshine of the Stopless Hind
10. Deep Colon Horizon

3-2-1 Go!  :popcorn:

Quote from: Frood on February 10, 2025, 10:02:07 PMSince it's come to light recently that Jo Jo has a really massive rectum and likes to mount greasy poles, name movies he could star in.

1. Easy Slider
2. JurASSic Park
3. Groundhog Gay
4. Lost in Trans-elation
5. Meet Joe's Crack
6. The Grand Bunghole-pest Hotel
7. There Will Be Blood
8. The Big Jobowski
9. Eternal Sunshine of the Stopless Hind
10. Deep Colon Horizon

3-2-1 Go!  :popcorn:

Ya probably. Do you see the way he practically begs "Lokmar" to fuck him in the ass.

I have the weird old fruit on ignore. I clicked on one of his posts and sure enough it was about his crush on "Lokmar."

Ass Ventura: Ass Detective lol

Joe's troll routine has always been to target non trolls. That's why I'm surprised he hasn't retired from forums like Gordy Gambino did.

Gordy knew his schtick which was done. Joe has to see that too. His targets have moved on. You can't troll someone as deranged as Edweird or someone that doesn't give a fuck like Lok. SB has him on ignore.

I don't care what anybody does, but I don't get the point of continuing his troll act. At the very least I would evolve and modernize it to reflect the reality of forums today.

Flynn is another one that is stuck in 2005.

Jo Jo's main problem is that he's an imbecile...

Quote from: Frood on February 10, 2025, 11:38:40 PMJo Jo's main problem is that he's an imbecile...

I don't think so. I think he is more like the guys behind the Flynn handle - he's living in the past. He hasn't accepted the evolution of forums.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 10, 2025, 11:41:41 PMI don't think so. I think he is more like the guys behind the Flynn handle - he's living in the past. He hasn't accepted the evolution of forums.

He's on the shallow of the spectrum and the gene pool.

I suspect josephine really is a bitter old liberal who sits around and stews whenever CONservatives are in charge. The only way he can get his jollies is by talking shit about the very people who could improve his sad life.

For the life of me, I cant understand why these idiots want the whole world to live in squalor and misery with them. I guess its true, misery loves company.

As we all know, with Trump in charge, shits gonna be great, and the greater it gets, the more dipshit josephine will preach "The end is nigh!"  :crampe:  :crampe:

Quote from: Frood on February 10, 2025, 11:43:04 PMHe's on the shallow of the spectrum and the gene pool.

It's an act.

Quote from: Lokmar on February 10, 2025, 11:45:44 PMI suspect josephine really is a bitter old liberal who sits around and stews whenever CONservatives are in charge. The only way he can get his jollies is by talking shit about the very people who could improve his sad life.

For the life of me, I cant understand why these idiots want the whole world to live in squalor and misery with them. I guess its true, misery loves company.

As we all know, with Trump in charge, shits gonna be great, and the greater it gets, the more dipshit josephine will preach "The end is nigh!"  :crampe:  :crampe:

Politics is a tool to troll with.

Think about it Lok. People living in Vancouver don't give a fuck if a foreign government in Poland, Hungary, Israel, Japan, or the US tighten up their borders and declare there are only 2 genders.

It's all about stirring the pot Lok.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 10, 2025, 11:49:11 PMIt's an act.

I highly doubt it but it's possible.

Most people can't self elect themselves to be a pinata and deal with it 24/7 365 days a year forever.

Quote from: Frood on February 10, 2025, 11:56:09 PMI highly doubt it but it's possible.

Most people can't self elect themselves to be a pinata and deal with it 24/7 365 days a year forever.

It's just a different type of troll than what you were used to at BH.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 10, 2025, 11:57:45 PMIt's just a different type of troll than what you were used to on BH.

I've done just about every kind of troll imaginable and long before BH existed.

Congrats on the trophy thread Joe  :crampe:

It's more of a great big Joe sized Holefy Thread...  :dontknow:

Quote from: Oliver the Second on February 11, 2025, 10:57:24 AMCongrats on the trophy thread Joe  :crampe:

In his way of thinking, it probably is.

Quote from: Oliver the Second on February 11, 2025, 10:57:24 AMCongrats on the trophy thread Joe  :crampe:

Tharz not enough Nice 'n Normal people like me on the Blue Cashew Oliver the Second llie.

Jes' kweer boyz like Frood Frood, eh?

You folk need s'more normal folk round hea like me Ollie.

Frood Frood oughta hook up with her...


https://www.bitchute.com/video/LX0eqk8HCMOl

...he's just as sexually frustrated. Theyd make a good pair.

Jo Jo once jumped on the top of a greasy rubbish bin.


....nothim' butt net.

Quote from: JOE on February 11, 2025, 10:08:43 PMFrood Frood oughta hook up with her...


https://www.bitchute.com/video/LX0eqk8HCMOl

...he's just as sexually frustrated. Theyd make a good pair.

That's not true. Jo Jo and I have a great sex life.

Quote from: JOE on February 11, 2025, 09:58:55 PMTharz not enough Nice 'n Normal people like me on the Blue Cashew Oliver the Second llie.

Jes' kweer boyz like Frood Frood, eh?

You folk need s'more normal folk round hea like me Ollie.

I find you nice and normal Sugarbunz even though nobody else on forums agrees with me.

Quote from: Thiel on February 12, 2025, 03:35:34 PMI find you nice and normal Sugarbunz even though nobody else on forums agrees with me.

Hey josephine, a message from Thiel! ^^^^

Quote from: Lokmar on February 12, 2025, 04:36:50 PMHey josephine, a message from Thiel! ^^^^

I'm gonna buy some Gold n copper mining stocks soon...Lokmar!

They say its da place ta be eh?

Got any good stock picks?

Anyway wish me luck!

I've heard hummus is gonna be YUGE. You should stock up big on it JoJo; you could store substantial quantities of it up your hoop.

Even in the direst of market crashes, you and Thiel might have plenty of hummus for your cocktail parties.

Quote from: Lokmar on February 12, 2025, 04:36:50 PMHey josephine, a message from Thiel! ^^^^

Once you inevitably tire of the boring old fruit and put him on ignore, Thiel will be the only person left who can read his attention whoring parrot act.

Quote from: JOE on February 12, 2025, 05:25:05 PMI'm gonna buy some Gold n copper mining stocks soon...Lokmar!

They say its da place ta be eh?

Got any good stock picks?

Anyway wish me luck!

No more chocolate  gold coins for you Jo Jo. You are already sweet enough. :kiss:

I heard that Jo Jo enjoys bending over and stuffing a Cabbage Patch doll up his freckle on date night.

Thiel grabs a broom and they play whack-a-mole with it.

Quote from: Thiel on February 13, 2025, 02:20:18 PMNo more chocolate  gold coins for you Jo Jo. You are already sweet enough. :kiss:

Tell Joe that I have an "end of the rainbow" collector currently negotiating with me to procure my Revenue Stamp Collection that I have repeatedly offered Joe first dibs on.  Currently, the offer stands at $27,000 dollars US.  I'm gonna play the line a bit and see if I can get a few more ducats out of the deal.

I would have sold the entire collection to Joe a few months ago for 2 Krugerands - 2 ounces of gold - or about $6k US currently, I believe.

Coulda made some ducats, joe!  Too bad, so sad.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 15, 2025, 10:47:48 PMTell Joe that I have an "end of the rainbow" collector currently negotiating with me to procure my Revenue Stamp Collection that I have repeatedly offered Joe first dibs on.  Currently, the offer stands at $27,000 dollars US.  I'm gonna play the line a bit and see if I can get a few more ducats out of the deal.

I would have sold the entire collection to Joe a few months ago for 2 Krugerands - 2 ounces of gold - or about $6k US currently, I believe.

Coulda made some ducats, joe!  Too bad, so sad.

I am not giving Jo Jo that much of an advance on his allowance so there.

Quote from: Frood on February 15, 2025, 09:25:09 PMI heard that Jo Jo enjoys bending over and stuffing a Cabbage Patch doll up his freckle on date night.

Thiel grabs a broom and they play whack-a-mole with it.

I heard it was a Fuck Me Up Elmo doll... and that Jojo wiggled and gigglesquirted every time it got to vibrating.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 10, 2025, 11:26:52 PMJoe's troll routine has always been to target non trolls. That's why I'm surprised he hasn't retired from forums like Gordy Gambino did.

Gordy knew his schtick which was done. Joe has to see that too. His targets have moved on. You can't troll someone as deranged as Edweird or someone that doesn't give a fuck like Lok. SB has him on ignore.

I don't care what anybody does, but I don't get the point of continuing his troll act. At the very least I would evolve and modernize it to reflect the reality of forums today.

Flynn is another one that is stuck in 2005.

LOL. Gordy quit because I caused him to have a heart attack. He has a big scar across his chest from the operation. I trolled him good. You saw how upset he was getting toward the end. Crying to the mods to ban me. Ha ha. I beat his ass. Urine bag gambino. I posted a link to Memebee on his business website so people could see what a creep he is. The web host refused to take down the post. Ha ha. I literally got him so worked up he was crying on the forum.

Quote from: Edward on February 20, 2025, 11:02:48 AMLOL. Gordy quit because I caused him to have a heart attack. He has a big scar across his chest from the operation. I trolled him good. You saw how upset he was getting toward the end. Crying to the mods to ban me. Ha ha. I beat his ass. Urine bag gambino. I posted a link to Memebee on his business website so people could see what a creep he is. The web host refused to take down the post. Ha ha. I literally got him so worked up he was crying on the forum.

Meh, total amateur hour... and that's only if I'm being generous. Anyone with an IQ below room temperature can post a link and caper about like a copraphiliac toddler with a full load in the back while gurgling about their dubious "achievements".

Yours are nothing special and there's no need for confirmation from any other participant for this. In fact, that you are so proud of your little tale is kind of ghey, definitely beta/soy territory and very likely airclaim on your part. You aren't the first to claim far reaching consequences for your keystrokes, you won't be the last.

I for one am unimpressed, but that's okay. As a recipient of similar attacks and by people yet posting on this very forum, I can proudly boast first hand knowledge of how little people out in the real world care about message board links bequeathed to business associates. I put it to you that any notice that Gordy's real world associates paid you like as not could be summed up as regarding you as of much as a dead loss as your peers...nay, betters... here at the Cashew afford you.

So much for your bragging rights. Sorry about your penis.

Quote from: . on February 20, 2025, 11:42:11 PMMeh, total amateur hour... and that's only if I'm being generous. Anyone with an IQ below room temperature can post a link and caper about like a copraphiliac toddler with a full load in the back while gurgling about their dubious "achievements".

Yours are nothing special and there's no need for confirmation from any other participant for this. In fact, that you are so proud of your little tale is kind of ghey, definitely beta/soy territory and very likely airclaim on your part. You aren't the first to claim far reaching consequences for your keystrokes, you won't be the last.

I for one am unimpressed, but that's okay. As a recipient of similar attacks and by people yet posting on this very forum, I can proudly boast first hand knowledge of how little people out in the real world care about message board links bequeathed to business associates. I put it to you that any notice that Gordy's real world associates paid you like as not could be summed up as regarding you as of much as a dead loss as your peers...nay, betters... here at the Cashew afford you.

So much for your bragging rights. Sorry about your penis.

It's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 21, 2025, 12:45:21 AMIt's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

I wouldn't exactly say I'm bored, I don't spend anywhere near enough time on his crap for that. But certainly uninspired. The chug is all about destroying shit and I'm more admiring of people that can build stuff. His pride in his "accomplishments" is to me like the background noise between radio stations.

Better people than him have bragged about running off their opponents and I thought they were fucking stupid for doing so too. Since he's not bringing anything new to the table any time soon and with me holding him in such low regard as to his self professed accomplishments, it's not as though he's going to have to work very hard in tearing down any misconceptions I might have otherwise harboured of him being a normal, well adjusted human being, no? With unimpeachable personal hygiene and properly proportioned hands that don't spend the greater part of any day abusing his unemployed cock until it has blisters on its blisters (you can thank me later for the unsolicited mental image btw.)

I've no doubt he'd blow his backed up groinal yoghurt all over the ceiling if it could be conclusively proven that Gordy's heart attack was a direct result of him spamming some website with memebee links and maybe, maybe there might be someone to pat him on his furry little head for screwing about with an internet persona's real life, but I'm not it. I've always held that the minute you default to that direction, then the real loser is you; you've shown to the world that you've let the game get to you and you're out of options to do anything more creative.

I'm not familiar with Gordy, but I do know that Chug ranks somewhere among the tard class. He stands condemned out of his own mutant fingers. And between you and me, I'm thankful for his example.... and the knowledge that I have a long way to fall before I'll ever wind up as pathetic and fucked up as he is.

Giving someone a heart attach is epic. And look how many paragraphs you just wrote about someone you don't even know,Karen. Nice try, home.

Isn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Quote from: It's Poppy on February 21, 2025, 10:31:49 AMIsn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Edward is a clone of Joe or X. He has no life outside of forums.

Quote from: . on February 21, 2025, 04:54:52 AMI'm not familiar with Gordy, but I do know that Chug ranks somewhere among the tard class. He stands condemned out of his own mutant fingers. And between you and me, I'm thankful for his example.... and the knowledge that I have a long way to fall before I'll ever wind up as pathetic and fucked up as he is.

He does have the hands of a Downs Kid!

Quote from: It's Poppy on February 21, 2025, 10:31:49 AMIsn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Nice try, poopy. You're a fifty or sixty year old man pretending to be a girl. That is about as cringey as you can get.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 21, 2025, 12:45:21 AMIt's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

I have lots of friends and I always tell the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qdKwJLgibjI

Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 02:33:31 PMNice try, poopy. You're a fifty or sixty year old man pretending to be a girl. That is about as cringey as you can get.

Who is Poppy?

A guy with atrophied testicles and a penchant for stage props and merchandise.

Quote from: It's Poppy on February 22, 2025, 12:34:01 PMWho is Poppy?

I've told you a thousand times. 

Poppy is my cat.

Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 09:29:29 AMGiving someone a heart attach is epic.

Maybe for an underachiever. Giving people reason to gladly continue interacting with you is harder and far more rewarding. But you would know about that, would you?

Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 09:29:29 AMAnd look how many paragraphs you just wrote about someone you don't even know,Karen. Nice try, home.

I looked. So what? I'm a wordy bastard, I know that. It's the hallmark of someone with something to say, someone with an attention span greater than an alcoholic newt and an intellect to fill it with actual content. Content which I note with some pleasure you are wholly ill-equipped to respond to in kind. Should I call the heart attack you brain experienced "epic"? By your standards, I guess it must be.

Surely you weren't expecting me to clutch at my chest and wheeze at DKG to delete all your posts? My dear chug, no such luck for you this time... a decidedly un-epic outcome for you no doubt, but I'm sure your life is replete with such disappointments. Maybe you should consider investing in a plug-in anal vibe you can kick out of the wall socket right at the point of assgasm... you can post to us about how "epic" that is too.

Quote from: Lokmar on February 21, 2025, 10:56:12 AMHe does have the hands of a Downs Kid!

Name one. Bonus points if it's someone I know.

Because I reckon you're bullshitting.