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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Edward on February 21, 2025, 12:01:43 AM

Title: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Edward on February 21, 2025, 12:01:43 AM
 :s_hi:

We defeated you in the 4 nations face off. 3-2 in overtime.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on February 21, 2025, 11:10:36 AM
Zzzzzzzzz.........
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Brent on February 21, 2025, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 12:01:43 AM:s_hi:

We defeated you in the 4 nations face off. 3-2 in overtime.
Hi chug. How many litres of hand sanitizer have you drank so far today.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Edward on February 21, 2025, 03:26:32 PM
Hi chug. How much hand sanitizer have you drank today so far?

I personally don't drink or do drugs. I don't even drink coffee. I'm all about heath.
I just finished working out as well. Biceps, triceps and chest today. I'm going to do
some cardio later.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Trump’s Niece on February 21, 2025, 05:49:56 PM
You were also raped in jail
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: The Donald on February 21, 2025, 06:35:55 PM
I want to thank Edward and the entire Native-American community for their tremendous support. You helped make my overwhelming victory possible.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Herman on February 21, 2025, 08:03:49 PM
Eddie is an upper crust Chug. He mixes his sanitizer with Big Bear.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Shen Li on February 22, 2025, 03:25:22 AM
Despite all that skinny little criminal stalker's problems, it's his Aboriginal heritage that Eddie denies. :crazy:
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Edward on February 22, 2025, 05:30:32 AM
Why is this nigger forum so jealous of my whiteness? You all have a chug fetish and pretend I am native because you want to have sex with me. Sick fuckers.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Frood on February 22, 2025, 07:44:23 AM
Nobody wants to breed with a chug..
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: DKG on February 22, 2025, 10:43:24 AM
Look at Edward freaking out because he is ashamed of being Native.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Frood on February 22, 2025, 11:09:31 AM
His chugness is an issue  :crazy:
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: DKG on February 22, 2025, 11:17:24 AM
Quote from: Frood on February 22, 2025, 11:09:31 AMHis chugness is an issue  :crazy:
It's not a word I would ever use for Native Canadians, but I agree with you. Edward is nuts. But, that is not news to anyone.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Lokmar on February 22, 2025, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 12:01:43 AM:s_hi:

We defeated you in the 4 nations face off. 3-2 in overtime.

Yea, thats a shame. At least my president will be pimp slapping your libtarded leaders for the next 4 years!
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Brent on February 22, 2025, 02:23:11 PM
Quote from: Trump's Niece on February 21, 2025, 05:49:56 PMYou were also raped in jail
They called Eddie the chug Pocahontas when he was in the joint.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Edward on February 22, 2025, 06:09:51 PM
You sound a bit retarded. I was never in the joint. Native indians are not from England either. My family is from Shropshire in the West Midlands of England. My family has our own coat of arms and crest.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Herman on February 22, 2025, 07:12:26 PM
Eddie is a like a classic steam engine - chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: . on February 23, 2025, 04:54:42 AM
Quote from: DKG on February 22, 2025, 10:43:24 AMLook at Edward freaking out because he is ashamed of being Native.
I'd  be more ashamed of those mutant mitts he posted if I were him. I have this mental image of squaws wetting themselves laughing as he capers about the wigwam, doing the jazz hands action with those fat fingers and impossibly small palms and chanting "hi-howareyou-HI-howareyou" in yet another failed attempts at finding a mate.

Some might say I am a heartless and racist prick, but you cannot fault me on being honest.  :crampe:
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Shen Li on February 23, 2025, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: . on February 23, 2025, 04:54:42 AMI'd  be more ashamed of those mutant mitts he posted if I were him. I have this mental image of squaws wetting themselves laughing as he capers about the wigwam, doing the jazz hands action with those fat fingers and impossibly small palms and chanting "hi-howareyou-HI-howareyou" in yet another failed attempts at finding a mate.

Some might say I am a heartless and racist prick, but you cannot fault me on being honest.  :crampe:
Berry Sweet and I have actually seen Edweird's pic. He is a pimple faced mutant with bony girl limbs. That is why he doesn't have the balls to post a pic of his hideous self.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Frood on February 23, 2025, 11:33:09 PM
Quote from: DKG on February 22, 2025, 11:17:24 AMIt's not a word I would ever use for Native Canadians, but I agree with you. Edward is nuts. But, that is not news to anyone.

Australians use offensive terms both negatively and affectionately, cunty nads.  :pardon:
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Brent on February 24, 2025, 03:38:42 PM
Eddie is an ugly useless chug.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: . on February 24, 2025, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on February 23, 2025, 11:29:27 PMBerry Sweet and I have actually seen Edweird's pic. He is a pimple faced mutant with bony girl limbs. That is why he doesn't have the balls to post a pic of his hideous self.
He's also egregiously ill-informed, which I would argue is even more damning than his physical shortcomings. Take his assertions regarding the provenance of his alleged "whiteness"...

Quote from: Edward on February 22, 2025, 06:09:51 PMNative indians are not from England... my family is from Shropshire...

Meanins nothing these days... exhibit A....

https://youtu.be/w8LeCJtKjEI?si=YwxGrFWpqDMGcHTr


See, England has been a dumping ground for wogs, wops, niggers and other assorted vermin for decades now. Yes, even chugs. And all at the expense of its native population, all thanks to leftist policies, especially the Blairite ones. Shit, the government actively runs interference for the sludge they import on the regular (last I heard, white teenage british girls were getting raped to the tune of 20,000 cases a year), knife crime continues to skyrocket in spite of a ban on carrying blades (only enforced if you've a sufficient deficit of melanin) and all in all I am left with the distinct impression that England is a shithole that even the left would Rrather emigrate to than avoid.

So our little mutant chug's lamentations of being from "Swopshire" cut no ice with me. Shit, even attempting to bolster his standing with unsupported claims of a family coat of arms falls flat once you understand that your average british citizen ranks even lower in the pecking order than a chug these days, at least as far as the ruling class in that neck of the woods are concerned. Even if his (unproven) claims had any legitimacy whatsoever, that still does not rule out the possibility of a lone male ancestor getting wildly drunk on room temperature piss at the local pub one night and banging a bunch of chugs fresh off the boat, with baby Eddie descended from that disgusting liason shuffled off into a teepee while his daddy hopped the border to bugger a sheep in Wales.

Besides, I saw that photo Eddie posted of his hand. That's Deliverance levels of mutancy right there and his desperate mewling attempts to claim anything approaching a link to the aristocarcy in even a shithole like Engerlund doesn't surprise me one bit. That's one fucked up unit you guys allowed to crawl in through the door, you should probably be beating it unmerciful with garden hoses and rubber truncheons a lot more than you do.

Reminding it of its lowly origins is after all a kindness.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Reggie Essent on February 24, 2025, 08:31:36 PM
So Eddie is a crazy Canadian injun then?
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Herman on February 24, 2025, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 24, 2025, 08:31:36 PMSo Eddie is a crazy Canadian injun then?
Oh hell ya. He is a batshit looney tunes Prairie Nigga.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Reggie Essent on February 24, 2025, 08:52:20 PM
Quote from: Herman on February 24, 2025, 08:41:07 PMOh hell ya. He is a batshit looney tunes Prairie Nigga.

I got beat up by a bunch of bucks from a Reservation in Wisconsin one time because I fucked a squaw that was the sister of one of the bucks.

It was worth it because she was a good fuck.  :thumbup2:
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Herman on February 24, 2025, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 24, 2025, 08:52:20 PMI got beat up by a bunch of bucks from a Reservation in Wisconsin one time because I fucked a squaw that was the sister of one of the bucks.

It was worth it because she was a good fuck.  :thumbup2:
I have been in hundreds of fights in my fifty seven years because I fucked the wrong gal.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Sharon on February 24, 2025, 09:31:21 PM
Eddie is a sexy white stud.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Shen Li on February 24, 2025, 11:56:30 PM
I can set my watch to Eddie denying his Native ancestry when somebody mentions it.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: Leonardo on February 25, 2025, 06:02:34 AM
Isn't that what a nice white gentleman would do?
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: DKG on February 25, 2025, 09:38:25 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on February 24, 2025, 11:56:30 PMI can set my watch to Eddie denying his Native ancestry when somebody mentions it.
Just like his clone Joe, he has nothing else to do.
Title: Re: Hi, Americans!
Post by: . on February 25, 2025, 07:14:19 PM
1/1024th english ancestry.... he's like a reverse Elizabeth Warren at this point. The fuck is wrong with these lefties, identifying as what they're not?