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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Renatta on February 26, 2025, 09:47:25 AM

Title: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Renatta on February 26, 2025, 09:47:25 AM
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Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Oliver the Second on February 26, 2025, 10:04:49 AM

Saved her from what, the optometrist?
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: DKG on February 26, 2025, 10:06:25 AM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on February 26, 2025, 10:04:49 AMSaved her from what, the optometrist?
It's just Edward wasting another day of his existence.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on February 26, 2025, 10:10:30 AM
Praise God ALWAYS
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AM
Quote from: Trump's Niece on February 26, 2025, 10:10:30 AMPraise God ALWAYS

I'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: It's Poppy on February 26, 2025, 12:18:15 PM
AMEN!
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on February 26, 2025, 01:35:11 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AMI'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.


Shut up
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 03:44:46 PM
Quote from: Trump's Niece on February 26, 2025, 01:35:11 PMShut up


::kisseeface::
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 03:47:49 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AMI'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.

Isn't Zaphbrah the patron saint of Chaz residents?
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 03:50:08 PM
Quote from: Frood on February 26, 2025, 03:47:49 PMIsn't Zaphbrah the patron saint of Chaz residents?

:dontknow:
I don't 'do' patron saints and have no idea what a "Chaz resident" even is.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: JOE on February 26, 2025, 03:55:44 PM
Quote from: DKG on February 26, 2025, 10:06:25 AMIt's just Edward wasting another day of his existence.

Eddy recently announced that he's retired but he never actually worked at a real job in his life. So he never retired from anything.

His famous Grandfather appears to have left him a nice inheritance tho.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 03:57:18 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 03:50:08 PM:dontknow:
I don't 'do' patron saints and have no idea what a "Chaz resident" even is.

(https://i.postimg.cc/0QFpK66w/113219359-seattlechopgracemorgan-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Lokmar on February 26, 2025, 04:09:35 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AMI'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.

He blew up the earth, you dumb jew!!!!!
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Thiel on February 26, 2025, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: JOE on February 26, 2025, 03:55:44 PMEddy recently announced that he's retired but he never actually worked at a real job in his life. So he never retired from anything.
Your little friend is exactly like you Honeybunch.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 04:39:34 PM
Quote from: Frood on February 26, 2025, 03:57:18 PM(https://i.postimg.cc/0QFpK66w/113219359-seattlechopgracemorgan-jpg.jpg)

I've never been to Seattle much less resided there.
Have you been skipping your Prevagen dosage again?
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on February 26, 2025, 04:09:35 PMHe blew up the earth, you dumb jew!!!!!

Vile calumny!

...he merely authorized it. By accident.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 04:39:34 PMI've never been to Seattle much less resided there.
Have you been skipping your Prevagen dosage again?

Chaz weren't your larvae?
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Frood on February 26, 2025, 04:47:10 PMChaz weren't your larvae?

There are no such things although these days I suppose I ought to qualify it with: "unless I was an unwitting participant in a secret cloning experiment". Likely? No. But then again I'm sure those gubmint labs could have a helluva party with my mutant DNA.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on February 26, 2025, 08:07:49 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AMI'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.

Next time you stop at Milliways, I'll treat you to a pan galactic gargle blaster.   :yeahhh:
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 08:44:33 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on February 26, 2025, 08:07:49 PMNext time you stop at Milliways, I'll treat you to a pan galactic gargle blaster.   :yeahhh:

You're on, you zarkin' frood!
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 08:57:47 PM
be'nI'puqwI' DaDalaHchu', be'nI'puqwI'.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 09:11:50 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 11:37:09 AMI'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.
I'm not into fat bald guys, but I like Buddha.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 10:00:06 PM
Quote from: Frood on February 26, 2025, 08:57:47 PMbe'nI'puqwI' DaDalaHchu', be'nI'puqwI'.

My Klingon translator's batteries must be low because it tells me that says:

"My nice must you can do my nice, my nice"

Erm...

...

Shaka, when the walls fell.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 10:10:29 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 09:11:50 PMI'm not into fat bald guys, but I like Buddha.

Buddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:16:08 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 10:10:29 PMBuddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.
Buddha and Lao Tzu had similarities. Neither believed in a personal God that controls all. They are both teachers and not prophets or Gods like the 3 Abrhamic religions have.


Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 10:10:29 PMBuddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.

Try reading the Bhagavad Gita.  I've found that it helps provide a coherent background structure to help place this piece of one thing over here and that bit of another thing from over there in various traditions into some semblance of something that starts to make sense when you put all the pieces together.

Or not.

Ain't been no Druids in a while now.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:28:08 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:20:32 PMTry reading the Bhagavad Gita.  I've found that it helps provide a coherent background structure to help place this piece of one thing over here and that bit of another thing from over there in various traditions into some semblance of something that starts to make sense when you put all the pieces together.

Or not.

Ain't been no Druids in a while now.
I haven't read it, but I have an interest in Hinduism. I have a strong interest in India. I will go there. What a contrast that will be to super orderly Singapore.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Garraty_47 on February 26, 2025, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:20:32 PMTry reading the Bhagavad Gita.

I'll add it to the list.
I'm overdue a visit to Barnes&Noble anyway.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:37:00 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:28:08 PMI haven't read it, but I have an interest in Hinduism. I have a strong interest in India. I will go there. What a contrast that will be to super orderly Singapore.

Buddhism derives from Hinduism and the Bhagavad Gita is one of the primary Vedic texts.  It's a bit of a slog, but of interest just the same.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 10:41:05 PM
You can all have texts.

I just want a bitchin' vimana with death rays and all the bells and whistles including the cup holder. 
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:41:57 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:37:00 PMBuddhism derives from Hinduism and the Bhagavad Gita is one of the primary Vedic texts.  It's a bit of a slog, but of interest just the same.
I remember as a little girl in China being told by my teacher that Hinduism came from Chinese Buddhism. :s_laugh:
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:44:09 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:41:57 PMI remember as a little girl in China being told by my teacher that Hinduism came from Chinese Buddhism. :s_laugh:

 :crampe:   That's just because you chinks are racist as fuck.
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Shen Li on February 26, 2025, 10:46:28 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 26, 2025, 10:44:09 PM:crampe:   That's just because you chinks are racist as fuck.
Guilty as charged. :yeahhh:  :s_laugh:  :crampe:
Title: Re: Jesus saved me.
Post by: Frood on February 26, 2025, 10:55:28 PM
The Chinese were the inventors of the abacus and the lemon juice battery.

It was entirely accidental.

They were going for rectal stimulation toys.