THeBlueCashew

...even if a person is a non-believer or they think the Bible is just a work of fiction:


...because the basis of the story is about Survival & how to cope during difficult times.

I went to Christian schools up until I was a junior in high school, which was when I got thrown out because my brother shot out every window in the place with a BB gun. But that's another story...

Anyway, this is what they said about the great flood...

Before the great flood the Earth rotated around the sun about 12 times faster than it does today. This is how Methuselah lived to reach 1000 years old, although today it would equal 1000 months (about 83 years old). As almost nobody lived that long back then he was considered ancient.

Also before the great flood most of the water on Earth was covered with a layer of dirt about 50 feet thick or so which is why everyone got their water from a well. It was also why grape juice would not ferment into wine as the humidity was too low.

The great flood happened when a supernova volcanic explosion occurred at the Earth's core. This blew the water out onto the surface causing the great flood and slowed the planet's rotation to what it is today. It also had some connection to the day in the Bible where 'the sun rose in the west' but I don't remember the details.

Noah's ark is indeed up on Mt. Ararat, everyone knows it but the Turkish government won't admit it or allow anyone up there as to it would be contrary to Islam. This only proves that Muslims are indeed stupid because it would be the greatest tourist attraction on Earth bringing in billions.

Anyway, that's what they told me. Thinking back on it I believe I'm starting to understand why my brother decided to go wild west show.

The Tale of Noah's Ark coincides with numerous stories and similar outcomes around the world from that time.

It was probably due to the melting/retreat of the glaciers which raised the sea levels that caused major flooding throughout the world. It is widely believed that the Mediteranian Sea was created when the Oceans crept over Gibralter and flood its basin.

Also the supposed Ark which rested on top of Mount Ararat in Turkey was likely pushed to the top of the mountain with the sudden flood which raised water levels that eventually subsided.

There are all these abandoned ancient cave homes on the sides of mountains that have no logical basis for being there.

And undersea divers have located all these ruins around the world on the Ocean floor which predate the Ancient Egyptians in Asia, Europe and India.


So it would appear that the Egyptians or Sumerians were not our 1st civilizations. That others may have existed thousands of years before them.

What might have happened is the only ones who managed to survived were the primitive hunter gatherers who lived a higher elevations. Meanwhile, all the pre-flood civilizations got buried in the flood and were forgotten by historians.

I also went to a Christian School. The most important part of a Christian Education is instilling Godly Morals in kids. They typically have a very good curriculum where the teachers report missing homework and too much niggerdom is dealt with via expulsion so the rest of the kids dont have to deal with it.

In public skrewel, you do what you want, its niggermania and dope smoking all day long, degeneracy and tranny love is encouraged, chopping your genitalia off earns you awards. Learning at a high level is nearly impossible because the teachers are stupid enough to bang their students. All 4 of my kids were more educated in several subjects than their college professors and light years more talented in critical thinking skills. The public screwel keyuds routinely hold up class because the professors have to teach remedial blow your nose 99 to the public screwel keyuds.

#3 as I call him is an absolute fucking wizard in his chemistry class. When he performs assigned experiments, he always nails it. Most of the rest of the class is lucky to identify what the fuck they're supposed to use. #4 has a fantastic understanding of electrical theory and magnetism. He also has to explain things to the professor occasionally. #2 has a masters and get to do I.T. work from home. #1 has a bachelors in spite of having a knockdown dragout argument with one professor TWICE! She had to eventually get the dean involved over the cunt professors retaliation. What did #1 do to get this cunt professor pissed off? Well, #1 FIRST openly pushed back on this dumb bitch when she said the depression mostly affected rich people, providing details from her great grandparents who went through it first hand and what she learned in school and SECOND, told this stupid bitch she was wrong about our currency being backed by nothing when we went off the gold standard, informing her that our currency actually became backed by oil which is where the term "petro dollar" originated from. Dumb cunt demanded my daughter produce proof which she did the next day.

The common theme here is all 4 are my kids but their education and the basic tools they were taught came from a Christian Education.

Sure, there's hypocrites and wife fuckers amongst these people and even a fag or two pops up out of the woodwork sometimes. I still wouldnt have sent my kids to a public school for a single month even though we would have been able to afford better houses and cars!

Some of the holy rollers believe the earth is 6000 years old and the earth was created in 6, 24 hour days, but thats NOT what the Torah says. If you read The King James Version of Genesis, it really doesnt say that either. The big bang and 15 billion year old earth dont conflict with the Bible whatsoever. In fact, the Big Bang Theory came along AFTER the Bible proclaimed the universe came to be suddenly for THOUSANDS of years. Evidence for the flood exists in the fossil record.

What really matters though is what's coming around the corner and it aint good.

Quote from: JOE on April 20, 2025, 12:56:43 AMSo it would appear that the Egyptians or Sumerians were not our 1st civilizations. That others may have existed thousands of years before them.

I was taught that somewhere in the Bible it references "A race of beings that existed on the Earth before man". I never looked into it though.

Quote from: Oliver the Second on April 20, 2025, 12:23:56 AMI went to Christian schools up until I was a junior in high school, which was when I got thrown out because my brother shot out every window in the place with a BB gun. But that's another story...

Anyway, this is what they said about the great flood...

Before the great flood the Earth rotated around the sun about 12 times faster than it does today. This is how Methuselah lived to reach 1000 years old, although today it would equal 1000 months (about 83 years old). As almost nobody lived that long back then he was considered ancient.

Also before the great flood most of the water on Earth was covered with a layer of dirt about 50 feet thick or so which is why everyone got their water from a well. It was also why grape juice would not ferment into wine as the humidity was too low.

The great flood happened when a supernova volcanic explosion occurred at the Earth's core. This blew the water out onto the surface causing the great flood and slowed the planet's rotation to what it is today. It also had some connection to the day in the Bible where 'the sun rose in the west' but I don't remember the details.

Noah's ark is indeed up on Mt. Ararat, everyone knows it but the Turkish government won't admit it or allow anyone up there as to it would be contrary to Islam. This only proves that Muslims are indeed stupid because it would be the greatest tourist attraction on Earth bringing in billions.

Anyway, that's what they told me. Thinking back on it I believe I'm starting to understand why my brother decided to go wild west show.

I disagree only on the point of the longevity of humans at the time. They were much closer to the perfection of Adam and Even than we are today. Hence the longer lifespans.

It's estimated that the ark took at least 80 years to build and construction did not start until Noah was inching close to the midway point of his life. Making such a construction project impossible for him and his 7 family members to complete before his death.

Quote from: Oliver the Second on April 20, 2025, 11:13:23 AMI was taught that somewhere in the Bible it references "A race of beings that existed on the Earth before man". I never looked into it though.

Similar Ancient Flood stories from around the world appeared around the same time:



So it was probably the End of the Ice Age & the melting of the glaciers Oliver the Second llie

All 3 of the Abrahamic religions are horseshit. Buddhism for the win.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 20, 2025, 11:34:39 PMAll 3 of the Abrahamic religions are horseshit. Buddhism for the win.

Is that where bat eating and murdering 80 million chanks came from?

Quote from: Lokmar on April 20, 2025, 11:51:26 PMIs that where bat eating and murdering 80 million chanks came from?

Most of that came from carcinogenic Western ideologies like communism.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 20, 2025, 11:54:24 PMMost of that came from carcinogenic Western ideologies like communism.

Maybe Mao was a dirty JOO!!!

Quote from: Shen Li on April 20, 2025, 11:34:39 PMAll 3 of the Abrahamic religions are horseshit. Buddhism for the win.

I've become more of a Nature Worshiper Shen Li Shen.

There may be some nuggets of wisdom buried in Christianity. But also there's too much political interference in those religions that prevents the message from reaching people.

Quote from: JOE on April 21, 2025, 12:36:27 AMI've become more of a Nature Worshiper Shen Li Shen.

There may be some nuggets of wisdom buried in Christianity. But also there's too much political interference in those religions that prevents the message from reaching people.

As far as I can figure it out I'm a Pantheist. God is everything that exists and everything that exists is god.

"Pantheism is the philosophical and religious belief that reality, the universe, and nature are identical to divinity or a supreme entity. The physical universe is thus understood as an immanent deity, still expanding and creating, which has existed since the beginning of time. The term pantheist designates one who holds both that everything constitutes a unity and that this unity is divine, consisting of an all-encompassing, manifested god or goddess."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism

Quote from: Lokmar on April 21, 2025, 12:02:03 AMMaybe Mao was a dirty JOO!!!

Mao Cohen. He wasn't bald. That was a yarmulke.

Quote from: Lokmar on April 21, 2025, 12:02:03 AMMaybe Mao was a dirty JOO!!!

He was a dirty damned murderer. That bloodthirsty megalomaniac murdered my paternal grandparents.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 21, 2025, 08:37:21 PMHe was a dirty damned murderer. That bloodthirsty megalomaniac murdered my paternal grandparents.

Map was reportedly a Sex Maniac as well Shen Li Shen. He either impregnated or infected thousands of young girls with VD according to his personal physician:

Quote from: JOE on April 21, 2025, 10:23:36 PMMap was reportedly a Sex Maniac as well Shen Li Shen. He either impregnated or infected thousands of young girls with VD according to his personal physician:

He fucked thousands of young girls. He believed sex was medicinal.

Laugh all you want Joe, that's true. Mao was batshit cray cray.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 21, 2025, 10:52:46 PMLaugh all you want Joe, that's true. Mao was batshit cray cray.

I also read Castro was like that too. He preached communism but then lived in palaces throughout Cuba where he wined  dined & fucked thousands of women. Today they say Cuba is populated with men that look like him