In a small catholic parish, the janitor is cleaning the pews between services when he is approached by the priest.
The priest asks the janitor, "Can you sit in the booth and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to rattle on, but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance. When she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agrees.
Just as expected the Widow McGee comes into the booth and starts her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal desires and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor has no idea how to handle the situation.
Surely, 10 Hail Marys will not do!
In a moment of desperation, the janitor peeks out of the confessional and sees an altar boy.
"Son!" asks the janitor, "What does the priest usually give for oral sex?"
The altar boy replies, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke!"
You see?!!! Priests are known to be Pedos and conservatives tend to believe in Jesus Christ more often than not.
So it it by this irrefutable logic that we MUST allow creepers like Admin. into locker rooms where little girls are showering!