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Title: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Brent on April 27, 2025, 12:55:02 PM
To go along with his five foot nine height.

Like all chugs he has bony legs and arms with a big gut. He has never done a lick of exercise in his entire life. How can he when all he does is drink hand sanitizer and post on forums all day.

Like most chugs with unhealthy lifestyles he won't live much longer. I guess welfare will have to bury him. The White family that adopted him disowned him after his last arrest for stalking.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Thiel on April 27, 2025, 02:44:37 PM
Sorry Oliver for stealing your post.
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Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Oliver the Second on April 27, 2025, 03:27:19 PM
Quote from: Thiel on April 27, 2025, 02:44:37 PMSorry Oliver for stealing your post.



Al Bundy belongs to everyone!  :good:
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: DKG on April 28, 2025, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Brent on April 27, 2025, 12:55:02 PMTo go along with his five foot nine height.

Like all chugs he has bony legs and arms with a big gut. He has never done a lick of exercise in his entire life. How can he when all he does is drink hand sanitizer and post on forums all day.

Like most chugs with unhealthy lifestyles he won't live much longer. I guess welfare will have to bury him. The White family that adopted him disowned him after his last arrest for stalking.
Eddie has never been outside beyond the tiny balcony on his bachelor apartment.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Brent on April 28, 2025, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: DKG on April 28, 2025, 10:48:47 AMEddie has never been outside beyond the tiny balcony on his bachelor apartment.
Eddie the chug is the forum version of the Energizer Bunny. He keeps chugging along.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Edward on April 28, 2025, 03:38:23 PM
I'm whiter than y'all. Also I have a two bedroom condo in the West End Near Stanley Park and English bay, not a bachelor apartment.

Also that photo of Carney raising his arm, a Nazi salute is with the right arm only. Carney was not giving a Nazi salute. Elon was.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Frood on April 28, 2025, 05:25:26 PM
Quote from: Edward on April 28, 2025, 03:38:23 PMI'm whiter than y'all. Also I have a two bedroom condo in the West End Near Stanley Park and English bay, not a bachelor apartment.

Also that photo of Carney raising his arm, a Nazi salute is with the right arm only. Carney was not giving a Nazi salute. Elon was.

Ok, Dwarfy Hitler...
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: . on April 28, 2025, 06:41:16 PM
Mussolini was a socialist. He was still writing for socialist rags long after he "fortified" socialism into what we know of today as fascism, which is universally regarded as nazi adjacent.

Which probably explains why the progtarded left like drawing swastikas so much these days. Have you heard the cops have already started arresting and charging them for decorating Teslas in their hero's livery?




And that testosterone challenged lefties all over America are quaking in puddles of their own pee at being investigated for their hate crimes?


 :crampe: 
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Herman on April 28, 2025, 07:26:47 PM
Eddie the chug has the chug build according to the only two folks on these forums that have seen him. Eddie the chug has skinny arms and legs and he cannot grow a beard just like his fellow chugs.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Edward on April 28, 2025, 08:01:39 PM
You'd probably shit your pants and run away if we were face to face. I am physically superior to you. You'd run away from the scary clean shaven white guy.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: DKG on April 28, 2025, 09:12:55 PM
Quote from: . on April 28, 2025, 06:41:16 PMMussolini was a socialist. He was still writing for socialist rags long after he "fortified" socialism into what we know of today as fascism, which is universally regarded as nazi adjacent.

Which probably explains why the progtarded left like drawing swastikas so much these days. Have you heard the cops have already started arresting and charging them for decorating Teslas in their hero's livery?




And that testosterone challenged lefties all over America are quaking in puddles of their own pee at being investigated for their hate crimes?


 :crampe: 
He does not look like he would last long in jail.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Shen Li on April 28, 2025, 11:08:46 PM
Quote from: Herman on April 28, 2025, 07:26:47 PMEddie the chug has the chug build according to the only two folks on these forums that have seen him. Eddie the chug has skinny arms and legs and he cannot grow a beard just like his fellow chugs.
Berry Sweet and I have seen Eddie's pic. He is hideous.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Edward on April 28, 2025, 11:19:51 PM
Not true. I posted a pic of a restaurant I found online. You could see the reflection of whoever took the picture in the window of the restaurant. You and Sweet started telling the lie that is me, so I took the picture down. I did post a picture of myself at one time though. I know Odison saw it.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Frood on April 28, 2025, 11:22:09 PM
I heard Eddy the Chug has short little arms and legs. 
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Edward on April 28, 2025, 11:24:56 PM
 :Doh2:
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Shen Li on April 28, 2025, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: Frood on April 28, 2025, 11:22:09 PMI heard Eddy the Chug has short little arms and legs. 
Eddie looks like a mutant he's so ugly. You post on VF. Ask Berry Sweet what he looks like.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 12:11:40 AM
Quote from: . on April 28, 2025, 06:41:16 PMMussolini was a socialist. He was still writing for socialist rags long after he "fortified" socialism into what we know of today as fascism, which is universally regarded as nazi adjacent.

Which probably explains why the progtarded left like drawing swastikas so much these days. Have you heard the cops have already started arresting and charging them for decorating Teslas in their hero's livery?




And that testosterone challenged lefties all over America are quaking in puddles of their own pee at being investigated for their hate crimes?


 :crampe: 

Hopefully, someone shoots him.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: DKG on April 29, 2025, 09:59:18 AM
Quote from: Frood on April 28, 2025, 11:22:09 PMI heard Eddy the Chug has short little arms and legs. 
I heard he has skinny arms and legs from the only two people who have seen a picture of him.

Not that his appearance matters on an anonymous forum.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Eggward on April 29, 2025, 11:23:10 AM
Shen Li and berry sweat haven't seen a picture of me. Odinson has. I posted a picture of myself about ten years ago. The picture the two whores claim is me is just the reflection of some random person who took the photo I found online and posted of a restaurant. The reflection of the guy or woman was in the window of the restaurant. I already mentioned this.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Frood on April 29, 2025, 11:31:03 AM
Feedback I received confirmed what I recall seeing at VF ten years ago.

Pee Wee Herman could out bench press you, bro...
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: DKG on April 28, 2025, 09:12:55 PMHe does not look like he would last long in jail.

Quote from: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 12:11:40 AMHopefully, someone shoots him.

How about rectally inserting a PVC pipe of appreciable length into his hole. Right up his hole.

Then sliding half a dozen lengths of heavy gauge barbed wire into the tube before removing the tube, leaving his rectum to close about the inserted barbed wire.

And tying the other end to the bumper bar of the car he's just defaced. I'm sure you can see where this is going.


You could leave him to reflect on his crimes, perhaps he might wail how sorry he is for committing them, in between begging for Obongocare to fix his owwie, while rounding up a few more leftie Nazi sympathists for similar treatment.

Then when you have enough of them, take them for a high speed scrape around the parking lot, smash up derby style. At least until you've ripped their assholes out from between their legs.

More fun than shooting them I think you'll find, plus if you make it a pay per view event, the proceeds can go towards the motorists whose cars were defaced in the first place. Pure fucking Win, right there!


Quote from: Chugward on April 28, 2025, 08:01:39 PMYou'd probably shit your pants and run away if we were face to face. I am physically superior to you. You'd run away from the scary clean shaven white guy.
You reckon you're stupid enough to approach me, especially after what I've just posted above? Maybe you are, but your faux Aryan Embarrassment routine holds no terror for me, Chuggy.

Brother Lokmar likes his victims to have a quick, clean end. I'm far more creative in my solutions to problems than he could ever hope to be.

I guess it's fortunate that I don't regard you as a problem... yet.  :tongue (2):
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Eggward on April 29, 2025, 12:06:06 PM
You sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Frood on April 29, 2025, 12:15:49 PM
Quote from: Eggward on April 29, 2025, 12:06:06 PMYou sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.

If I were to quietly dispatch you, I'd go with a slightly different tact.

A can of expanding foam sprayed up your arsehole quickly followed by a small collapsible three pronged kayak anchor fully opened and attached to a chain and a lead down rigger.

The buoyancy of the foam and weight of the lead would keep you semi weightless and able to doggy paddle for gulps of air while the oceans currents take you away...  :good:
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 12:26:19 PM
Quote from: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 11:44:30 AMBrother Lokmar likes his victims to have a quick, clean end. I'm far more creative in my solutions to problems than he could ever hope to be.



True. The One and Only God condemns torture so I must comply. However, stoning, beheading, and burning at the stake are approved so.....
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Brent on April 29, 2025, 12:30:54 PM
I heard from reliable sources Eddie the chug looks like he is fresh off the rez.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 12:32:17 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 12:26:19 PMTrue. The One and Only God condemns torture so I must comply. However, stoning, beheading, and burning at the stake are approved so.....
What's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Eggward on April 29, 2025, 12:37:50 PM
I look like I am fresh from Shropshire England, where my family are from. My family has our own crest and coat of arms. I doubt yours does.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 12:38:30 PM
Quote from: Chugward on April 29, 2025, 12:06:06 PMYou sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.
So you accept that your earlier statement was in error and that I would not, in fact, be "running away from you" with kaka running down my legs. A rare moment for you I'm sure, admitting you were wrong about anything.

I wonder what else you might be wrong about. Maybe you could try grabbing your ankles for a bit and see whether or not I turn up to insert objects up your hoop.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Edward on April 29, 2025, 02:56:04 PM
My boney chug arms and legs can be used as toothpicks.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Herman on April 29, 2025, 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 12:32:17 PMWhat's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?
Death by hand sanitizer overdose.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Herman on April 29, 2025, 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: Edward on April 29, 2025, 02:56:04 PMMy boney chug arms and legs can be used as toothpicks.
That's the first truthful thing you have ever posted.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 12:32:17 PMWhat's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?

I believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: Herman on April 29, 2025, 06:38:02 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on April 29, 2025, 06:36:17 PMI believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.
Most chugs like Eddie die from getting too stoned.
Title: Re: Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs
Post by: King Raho on April 29, 2025, 06:50:08 PM
Quote from: Herman on April 29, 2025, 04:56:30 PMDeath by hand sanitizer overdose.
Heh, so you're saying the almighty has a sense of humour after all.  :crampe: